Why are American actresses so disgusting now?
This thing is disgusting! Remember when this thing was Mary Jane?
>muh feminism
>>72031908
They aren't. You specifically chose an actress who is not known for playing good-looking women, when you know damn well that there are actress who exist solely because they look amazing.
why are some actors never photod by paparazzi? like oscar isaac
Why is this vapid celebrity gossip shit not an instant, permanent ban from the site?
Who?
>>72031933
>Mary Jane Watson
>Not meant to be the most beautiful woman in the world
>>72031963
fuck off faggot the fuck else are we going to talk aboot
>>72031908
>Why are American actresses so disgusting now?
Because your opinion sucks, you entitled manlet.
>>72031963
bongiorno reddit
>>72031983
>faggot
You're gossiping about celebrities. You have personality of an 11 year old girl. You should literally be executed for your "interests."
>>72031977
What did it play mj in or what will it play her in?
>>72031908
saw my waifu. this is going to be interesting.
>>72031990
Found the actress on /tv/
>>72032009
u play videogames tho
Why is there a market for pictures of actors walking on the street? How the fuck is it possible that people can make a living off of taking fucking photographs of actors?
>>72032046
She was Mary Jane in Amazing Spider-Man 2 until she got cut because the internet called her out for being so disgusting.
>>72032009
If you're here to discuss television and film, you don't belong here.
>>72032076
>>72031990
Back to Tumblr with you.
>>72032054
There is literally nothing more pathetic than having an interest in celebrities. Even video games are infinitely more interesting, intellectually stimulating, and respectable than celebrity gossip.
>>72031908
I love the hollywood race to the bottom to find the most plain white girl in america after Twilight made money
Good thing JLaw decided to hit the gym and get rid of her fat face
>>72031963
>>72032009
>>72032141
You have to go back.
>>72032119
who shot this?
>>72032077
That's Jenny from Jersey Shore?
>>72031908
>>72031929
Looks cute as fuck, what's the problem?
>>72031908
>>72031929
>>72032077
>muh high standards and expectations
Porn has really deluded us all
>>72032286
>porn
>hot women
whatever you say
>>72031908
I cannot stand this chick. Everything about her from Secret Life of an American Teenager turned me off about anything about her. Shes lucky that cancer movie came along and saved her career.
>>72031908
>/tv/ will shittalk jlaw and love ugly ass shailene
>>72032381
if her lower torso didn't look like a mannequin, i'd fap to that.
>>72032381
she's hot, rich and seems horny enough to be a great gf for a few weeks. pity about the face though.
>>72032222
Her fucking neck is Brock Lesnar tier. It takes her out of "plain" and into "distractingly ugly".
>>72032367
i've never seen secret life. i saw her first in the spectacular now. pretty much been in love with her since. but i skipped ALL the divergent movies because they look real faggy. looking forward to her (and JGL) in snowden.
i might be biased though because she fits my 'next door girl' type. too bad she's a Bernie shiller, but this isn't /pol/, so i'll shut up.
>>72032548
Well I think it looks nice. She looks all soft and comfy to cuddle with.
>>72032381
/tv had constant JLaw threads calling her fat and then these came out and BTFO all the JLaw haters. Now there isn't that many of them.
>>72032460
She probably has a gorgeous pussy.
>>72032581
Lena Dunham bit the cake bullet for fatties everywhere
>>72032551
>i've never seen secret life.
do not waste your time.
>>72032616
probably, but too bad the only spread eagle twat shots we got was from that train wreck Hope Solo.
>>72032749
>jlaw had a pussy shot
>it had a cat put over it
fuckk!!
>>72032749
>probably, but too bad the only spread eagle twat shots we got was from that train wreck Hope Solo.
yea Im gonna need to see this immediately
>>72032786
Seriously? At least she has some humor in cockblocking.
>>72032286
Maybe because she's a FUCKING MOVIE STAR?!
How fucking STUPID are you?
>>72032826
i think Hope Solo's cunt is comparable to Secret Life of an American Teenager if i'm understanding this correctly.
>>72032826
that time when /tv/ was actually right
>>72032826
You thinking Arby's?
>>72032749
>too bad the only spread eagle twat shots we got was from that train wreck Hope Solo.
Yeah, they were kinda interesting though. Her anus pics form a sequence.
>>72032994
WE HAVE THE MEATS
>>72032994
id be ok with it being Arbys. That shit though...nah man that looks like barnacle debri around a port of ship. Or like somene tried cutting a beef brisquet with a weed wacker. Its saddening.
>>72033106
I looks like someone put a force field between a couple of slices of spoiled pastrami
>>72033106
>>72032381
>>72032286
>t. 3/10 betafag
I wouldn't even glance at this slut if she were trying to get my attention, step up
>>72033140
who is this savage lunatic
>>72032893
Are you reatrded? Movie stars don't have to be good looking.
>>72033215
>>72032786
She had a pussy shot? you sure? I haven't found that in my travels.
>>72033215
besides Lena Dunham being the poster pig of American actresses, this person should be on the list too.
>>72033339
I don't get why people think she's ugly. I think she's cute as fuck.
>>72033339
Who is it? Nice nose. Any forearm hair?
>>72031908
Because it's become socially acceptable to tell ugly women it's ok to be ugly.
>>72033140
>DANNY BOY
HOLY SHIT! IT'S FUCKING DANNYBOYTBH!!!
>>72033376
it's Gilbert Gottfried's sister.
>>72032381
She is so gross
>>72033228
I know you wouldn't, because you're an autistic man-child
>>72033228
No woman would ever want your attention, you genetic failure.
>>72031908
She couldn't look more unattractive if she tried.
>>72032077
She looks like Snooki
>>72033395
oh shit.
>>72033376
> Any forearm hair?
Do you even have to ask?
>>72033297
you're welcome
>>72033711
That's not her. Neither is the one where she's bending over and showing her asshole so don't even bother.
>>72033711
obviously not her stupid fuck
Why do you never see any big names get paparazzi shots it's always literally whos. Fassbender, Pitt, even Clooney hardly have any fucking pap pics its odd
This is now a paparazzi thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJFGHx5YORQ
>>72033747
because you're not looking
>>72033554
>>72033566
haha sometimes I wish, it really gets exhausting
>>72033711
nice butthole. looks clean. tires still got excellent tread. it even has a cup holder. i'll take it. even if fake.
>>72033822
>>72033840
Came here to say this.
>>72033711
Oh fuck, thanks. Rock hard gratitude.
>>72033734
>the one where she's bending over and showing her asshole
I'd actually would love to see that one as well. Not sure its among those I've seen.
>>72033140
>expresses concern for all the women who've had their private pics shared online
>"HEHE, Your peepee is small lol!"
>>72033848
fassbender is a rare one but they do happen
>>72033688
Since so many actresses remove it, yeah. Just looked her up and she's one of them :(
Too bad, she's very cute.
>>72033711
Was this the Hemsworth guy?
>>72033848
>>72033822
>>72033879
ah true i guess i just don't seek it out so never saw them.
>>72033879
vikander is so fucking hot god damn it
>>72033879
I guess when he puts his 8 inch cock in her you could call it putting the meat in the fridge.
>>72033943
not american but still fits in this thread
>>72033879
that little pussy is being destroyed
give me an Oscar Isaac paparrazi pic. you won't be able to because he is an MK Ultra experiment
>>72033973
>>72033988
I don;t get why you fags refer to skinny women as fridges. It makes sense when it's said about fat women.
>>72033973
judging from that photo, there's a pair of peaches too. his balls. not vikander's tits. just to clarify. and i'm not gay for noticing. just a produce stocker at the local grocery store.
>>72034026
she literally has no hips mate
>>72034026
it's not about skinny, it's curveless the way a boy or a little girl pre-puberty is
>>72033339
She says her vaginal discharge is horrible
>>72034026
>SKINNY WOMEN
you fell for the fucking skinny women have no curves meme!!
literally has fucking nothing to do with weight at all
it just fucking has to do with having no hips at all
tfw faggots in here with their 2/10 ratings
>>72033339
i thought evans was straight until her
>>72034026
It's not about weight, it's shape. No hips makes a rectangular fridge shape.
>>72034090
>didn't know how brother is gay too
look it up
>>72034023
lol i literally can't find a pap pic from him but i don't want to believe he's an MK ultra fag
>>72034044
>>72034053
>>72034069
>>72034108
Yeah but fridges are huge. Skinny women with no curves should be referred to pringles cans or something.
>>72034063
source?
>>72034090
his brother is straighter Chris.
>>72034129
>pringles cans
its too fucking wordy. Fridge is 1 syllable you goon. take a writing course or something brevity is the soul of wit
>>72034118
>>72034134
i knew his brother is gay but that doesn't mean they grew up jerking each other off
>>72033879
Would huff her pussy and anus for all time.
>>72034023
WHAT THE FUCK
i'd fap to every chick in this thread except for the ghostcunts, sarlacc snatch, lena hamhocks, and robin williams.
>>72034148
3 syllables
Fri-di-juh
>>72031961
He's friends with paps because they are all foreigners
Would you lick her feet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_wY6KMaSsw#t=4m59s
~5:00 mark
>>72034199
SPIC'D
>>72034129
mini-fridges are a thing.
>>72034148
okay, how about the traditional term, twig?
>>72034197
kek
>>72034148
it's "fridy-ge"
2 syllables
>>72034129
>he's never heard of a mini fridge
>>72034204
Not a footfag. Would still suck toes.
>>72034223
>>72034197
are you guys for real?
>>72034215
>>72034228
Sounds more like a fat midget with no shape than a skinny woman.
>>72034204
fuck. i would after she let me cum all over her face. they probably taste like kombucha or some hippie shit.
>>72034218
twigs come in all shapes
only works for skinny. You can be skinny but have hips.
>>72034199
She is qt, is she actress too?
>>72033822
what's on his bicep
>>72034239
>>72034148
what, you think it's "FRYJ"?
it's "free-gee"
>>72034199
from afar, she looks like the love child of Gwyneth Paltrow and Eli Sunday from There Will Be Blood
>>72034129
I usually use the term mailbox
>>72034258
>doesn't know about skinny fridges
>>72032159
no, shes just on a lot of cocaine.
>>72033215
pure unmitigated lewdness.
>>72033339
she looks more like a dude than my uncle Ralph the tranny. I'm sorry, Raphaela.
>>72033973
HEEEYY-OOOOO
>>72033999
if he had a threesome with her and another chick, and she had her mouth on the other womans vag, i bet both womens eyeballs would get sucked out like some shit from beetlejuice when he pulls out.
>>72034204
SHE KNOWS
>>72033879
his Ma'am slammer FLOPPING AROUND LIKE AN EPILEPTIC FISH, makes me think he has to be related to liam neeson. I like to think that when fassbender has sex with her, before he puts it in he just looks her dead in the eye and whispers "Good Luck"
>>72034343
Fri-di-juh
>>72031908
It's the late game of the Zionist plot to eliminate Western men by trying to propagandize them into finding infertile or genetically inferior women attractive.
>>72032222
> cute as fuck
nigga u gay as fuck.
>>72034362
Okay you got me. Never seen one of those before.
fridge is literally 1 syllable every here is a retard
>>72034431
free-jih
>>72031908
>>72031929
What's wrong with her muscles???
>>72034431
Fri-di-juh
just say it
>>72034489
what the fuck are muscles
>free-jih
>free-jihad
So many fucking terrorists in this thread. Flagged and reported, enjoy Guantanamo you fucking filthy sick fucks.
>>72034108
still would. she be dumb as shit. but still would.
>>72032119
These people are human trash
>>72034893
>people
>human
>>72034893
i imagine he was giggling the whole time
>>72031908
>>72031929
What went wrong?
i was going to comment how non-celebrities would deal with paparazzi, but then i remembered reality TV shows.
>>72033339
has she shown her boobs?
i know we got the matronly jewish ass on that TV show
Can you imagine people waiting to ambush you at any time?
I get it , x million dollars but still I feel some sympathy.
Tom Hanks just wanted some fucking pizza.
>>72032119
How do people like that even live with themselves? Don't they feel embarrassed looking like such creepy fucking retards?
>>72031929
How does this become that?
>>72035144
doesnt she fuck her brother? CDAN says shes a lez or at least bi, and has fucked him at different times.
>>72035237
jesus, that is one shitty ass toe work, and im not even a footfag.
>>72035237
am i a fag for not finding this slightly sexy?
>>72031908
It wasn't always like this.
>>72034129
i think plank would be more apt but fridge is pretty funny
>>72035263
i think she was in-between roles. happens to every one. but yeah, she's not as hot during the off-season. this is her now. my waifu quite bangable. look at dem muscled thighs.
>>72035263
hard work, dedication, and bad genetics.
>>72035384
>this is her now
>3-16-2016
>>72031908
>Shailene Woodley and a friend hit up a juice bar on Tuesday (June 28) in Los Angeles.
>>72035469
14
fuck
>>72031908
They're not
>>72035144
>Cute Dubs
>it is an entitled neats with impossible standards for women they will never bang who think any amount of weight makes you a whale episode
>>72035144
>>72035469
well fuck. the dream is dead.
>>72035651
cmon boo she looks terrible
>>72031908
>>72035685
She really doesnt. Shes not even legitamately fat by medical standards. Maybe, MAYBE you could make a case she is overweight. but you are a manchild if you think overweight and fat are the same thing
And shes not even fucking ugly, half of you sweaty betas would say yes if she asked you out
>>72035651
>MFW they dont get sometimes tons of fun, are no fun at all.
It's cool if you are into hideous ugly, and nauseatingly fat broads, but we are PATRICIANS OF THE MOST RAREFIED OF PERVERSIONS, TASTES AND CONNOISSEURS OF ONLY THE FINEST CUNNY.
take your pleb shit back to the cat piss soaked trailer park in indiana you were shat out from.
>>72031908
Now I'm curious if any male here has dated as 8/10 (or higher). She's a 7/10. Very little drama. Definitely not high maintenance judging by the Cons she's sporting. I love sevens. Triple 7s are considered a "jackpot" for a reason. All the 8s and up have been nightmares for me. Like 'rip my dick off in my sleep and feed it to my dog because it's Monday' nightmares.
>>72035853
lmao you look just like her huh?
>>72035853
kek i rejected girls way prettier than her
>And shes not even fucking ugly
just look at op's pic
>Shes not even legitamately fat by medical standards
tumblr pls
Eh. She ain't ugly. She's just wearing unflattering clothing and wearing ZERO make-up. Your dicks have been programmed for Megan Fox types.
>>72035984
>Your dicks have been programmed for Megan Fox types.
>Megan Fox
what fucking year is this?
>>72035984
yes boo, we are like girls and we are told who is attractive.
Lena Dunham is gonna be the new monroe any day now
>>72035651
>it's a fatty gets triggered episode
no one calls her fat. just that she's disgusting. and she is. she has a tiny eyed, thin lipped, pig face, and that outfit is fucking appalling. and while she may not be fat, i bet naked she looks like zach braff.
>>72033734
>the one where she's bending over and showing her asshole
This one?
>>72035920
Things that never happened for 100, Alex
>>72035984
>>72035876
>>72035853
all i hear is you going OINK OINK OINK.
she is proof that 3DPD.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO-WWWWEEEEEEEE PIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGG!!!!
>>72036032
>Lena Dunham is gonna be the new monroe any day now
you shut your goddamn mouth.
>>72036064
you gotta be joking
are american women's ego that high up?
>>72035920
>mention the actual medical difference between fat and overweight
>get cslled tumblr
The insults sure are summer in here, cant wait till school starts up so we can have an actual board again
>>72035984
Have you seen the waifus on /tv/?
>>72035877
Im a dude, so no.
>>72033448
Faggot
>>72035866
Did you work really hard on this post you degenerate faggot? Dont tip your fedora too hard, might break your frail Counterstrike keyboard fingers
>>72036099
let us judge a woman's attractiveness on american's medical standards ie "is she about to die from a heart attack"
>>72036077
they really think it's just a matter of "programming" men
>>72036097
>thinks there are any actual women on this board
Not enough wews you tryhard degenerate
>>72035263
the difference is a smile and about 3 lbs. Dont make your solid 7 waifu out to be anything more than she is.
>ITS A TUBBA CHUBBA RUMBLE BELLIES GET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT AND WHEEZE THEMSELVES INTO YET ANOTHER SUPPORT GROUP EPISODE.
dont you have another foot to lose from diabetes M'LADY?
>>72036159
>Americas medical standards
>best in the 1st world
>dont go by them
Autism
>>72036204
this is why i don't watch TV and hand select my movies. i don't know why 'girls' became so popular to both men & women, but after the debacle with Sports Illustrated, i know there's going to be bad shit down the road.
>>72036300
ugh. her rising popularity is frightening. what a shitty role model for young impressionable waifus.
>>72036300
oy vey shut it down!
>>72036300
>projecting this hard and bringing up all the shit you complain about that nobody else is doing
Nobody will ever be proud of your macaroni art faggot
>>72031908
>OUTTA MY WAY!!!
>>72036307
i kinda feel most american tv became like that, some neverending grey's anatomy, every girl is average and the men are chieseled super models. The standard is "would men be happy with this? Then it's not progressive"
girls just took it further
>>72033874
>Your peepee is small
Anon I...
i pretty much based my ideal attractive woman on her. not many of these around anymore.
>>72036077
>implying it didn't already happen
>>72034384
>FLOPPING AROUND LIKE AN EPILEPTIC FISH
big lel
>>72036570
that bish still way better than op or dunham tho
but yeah dishonest as fuck
>>72036570
no fucking way she's actually floating in the clouds
>>72036570
>That arm flab
>those awkward hips
>Waist bigger than her fucking chest
Now take a look at the picture of Monroe right next to her. See the fucking difference? Oh right, the people who made the image are literally delusional
>>72034384
>if he had a threesome with her and another chick, and she had her mouth on the other womans vag, i bet both womens eyeballs would get sucked out like some shit from beetlejuice when he pulls out.
one of the best descriptions i've ever read here
>inb4 it's as old as berry my dick
>>72036671
>I'm going to deny the historical existence of changing beauty trends over time because the exception to the rule hid her thighs really well. That entire period of time is delusional, certainly not me
>>72031908
Too muchcheesein the diet.
>>72036726
>>72036571
you stop that right now
>>72036763
K
>voluntarily work a career in which you face hazards such as paparazzi taking your photo and are compensated hundreds of thousands of dollars
>moan about it
actors are literal human garbage
>>72036570
this is a blatant lie
>>72036763
>http://www.curiosityaroused.com/culture/marilyn-monroe-measurements-was-she-really-a-size-12-16/
>Marilyn Monroe’s size was measured by one of her dress makers and released as 5’5” tall, 35” bust, 22” waist, and 35” hips. Her bra size was 36D. During Marilyn’s time, her waist was about 2-3 inches smaller than the average woman in America and by today’s average she was 12 inches smaller.
>TODAY'S AVERAGE SHE WAS 12 INCHES SMALLER
>AMERIFATS
>>72036892
>35/22/35 at 5'5"
Damn, she was a fucking babe.
>>72036892
Still doesnt change literally anything ive said
OUTTA MY WAY FATTY LOVING FUCKING SHITS
>>72036828
Again, doesnt change any of the facts I said
Never said she was fat, I said she wasnt the model standards at the time..
Beauty standards changing is a real fucking thing anon...to deny that is to be autistic
>>72035651
>it's a tourist Tumblr whale episode
>>72037005
ok, it goes from pamela anderson to kristen stewart or whatever
not from lena dunham to kathy bates
>>72037005
The fuck are you talking about? I just meant that that malformed fatty bulger doesn't compare to Monroe, who tangentially is still considered hot today.
LEAVE SHAILENE ALONE
>>72035651
>impossible
true
for women its impossible not to ruin themselves
>this is a 10/10 in Britbongniastan
>>72037238
>only became famous because of america
>was only naked corpses in britain
try again
>>72037238
that's kinda cute but she's gonna start acting all bro-ish hot shit macho and look like a crossfit "girl"
she's already getting the weird shoulders and arms (that weird run was cue in tfa, now it's gross)
>>72037258
>try again
What?
>>72032119
Red pill on this is: celebrities secretly love the paparazzi and need them. Its an odd mutually beneficial symbiotic relationship -- at first.
However, once the star no longer needs the paparazzi, suddenly, they become an intrusive nuisance to them. You find more evidence on this on Morgan Spurlock Inside Man: Celebrity episode on Netflix. I can currently find the youtube clip, but you find the transcript of the conversation here.
http://www.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/1404/13/inm.01.html
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: We're going to shoot Kim Kardashian.
SPURLOCK: She's flying in.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Yes.
SPURLOCK: And how do you know that?
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Little birds told me.
SPURLOCK: So there are people that let you know when people are on flights?
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Yes. And sometimes these are folks on the flights.
SPURLOCK: No way.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Yes.
SPURLOCK: So they let the paparazzis know themselves.
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Sometimes.
SPURLOCK: I'm coming into town on this flight. UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Sometimes.
Yes, she has an account with paparazzi.
SPURLOCK: What does that mean?
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: That mean whence somebody shoots her, she gets paid.
SPURLOCK: No way. So like she splits it whoever that agency is?
UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Yes, she gets a percentage.
>>72036978
Based
>>72037238
>>72037305
She's developing a nice ass
>>72037305
>>72037238
>>72037411
>>72037323
It's easy to tell which pics are fake staged pap pictures most of the time
see this for super staged fake pics
http://www.justjaredjr.com/2011/09/02/lucy-hale-teases-pretty-little-halloween-episode/
>>72037323
i couldn't find the clip you were talking about. but i found something similar with Spurlock being interviewed by The King. crazy shit. thanks for bringing this up in the thread, desu.
>>72037444
>>72037323
the clip i mentioned:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBiSf-fw9YQ
>>72037510
>>72037468
Yep. http://jezebel.com/us-magazines-kardashian-paparazzi-pix-are-not-really-p-496527090
(I hate to use this as a source)
>>72032381
I love both
>>72037238
i pretty much came during those last 10 seconds
>>72037444
>she will never punch you playfully at your teasing, while out at buffalo wild wings, knocking you flying across the room from the force of her 21 inch pythons, sending you to the hospital, for her to cry about how sorry she was to break you, and then have a beet red face when the doctor walks in just as you nut all over her face like a champion from an apology blowjob.
>>72037717
i-is it a toothy bj?
>>72037742
What do you think?
>>72035530
it's "fri-di-juh"
>>72037806
>>72037742
THE TOOTHIEST.AND THE DOCTOR IS A BONGISTANI HINDU GIRL THAT RUN OVER TO GET HER AUTOGRAPH WHILE THE JIZZ IS DRIPPING OFF OF HER FOREHEAD JABBERING ON ABOUT WOT WOT PIP PIP CHEERIO! TOO RIGHT, NUDGE NUDGE SAY NO MORE!! BONG BONG BONG!! WINK WINK M8 U CHEEKY CUNT!!!
>>72037742
>>72037806
>>72037848
tooth blowjobs hurt you fucking morons
>>72037848How does her dfc make you feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnYnpI4jV9U
>>72037879
fuck off virgin
>>72037323
I don't claim to be some enlightened gentlesir, but I'm always surprised that people don't understand that a lot of celebrities, while they may denounce the paps, often call them and tip them off purely to remain in the public eye.
Do people think that the paps materialize when St. Angelina Jolie is doing some good? Or when a celebrity walks into a store etc. It's mostly staged, not all of it, but a lot of it.
The Kardashians infamously tip off the paps, take a percentage and often 'approve' or disapprove of photos. Bella Thorne and other celebs love the paps.
