MOM'S
scary shit. is it real?
>>72023661
Joker-O's? That's not clever. How about Prince Crunch?
>>72023661
dude, he went way too far this time. and he replaced all my milk with water!
>go to supermarket
>use marker to hide the chocking hazard disclaimer
>>72023732
how about You Kill Yourself-o's
>>72023620
Giving children tabs of acid? Someone's going to gwet sued.
>>72023620
to be fair,
making terrible breakfast cereals that increase the risk of young onset diabeetus is genuinely quite jokery.
someone post some MOMS GONNA pasta though
>mom tells me to take out the trash
>take it out and drop it in the middle of the driveway
HA HA HA WHO IS RUNNING THE ASYLUM, THE INMATES OR THE GUARDS HEE HEE HEE
are those smiley faces lsd tabs?
>>72023661
MOM'S GONNA NOT BUY THIS FOR ME
>>72023620
>"honey, I made some homemade chicken nuggets for you, they're much healthier than that microwave garbage"
>"thanks, mom"
>when she leaves the room, feed them to the dog
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>>72023849
Too wordy.
>>72024065
not making you tendies
>"DC is mature capekino for adults that marveldrones will never understand"
>>72024007
>honey, did you just drop the trash in the driveway?
>YOU JUST SAID TO TAKE IT OUT, NOT WHERE TO
>YOU CANT STARE INTO THE ABYSS WITHOUT THE ABYSS STARING BACK AT YOU, MOMMY DEAREST
>YOU'VE BEEN JOKERED
>>72024052
AN ENDANGERED SPECIES? BETTER FEED IT SOME OF MY CRAZY ASS CEREAL AND AGE IT FASTER HAHAHOOHOO
>"Jamie? Are you home?"
>don't answer
>"Sigh...Mistuh J, are you home?"
>"Yeah mom, what's up?"
>later that night see her crying and drinking
Ha ha dumb alcoholic
UNPREDICTABLE
ELBATCIDERPNU
> Anon, you had the toy from the cereal last time. Your little brother can have it this time
> Take it anyway, and pretend there was no toy
I'M OUTTA CONTROL
>Is midnight and need to pee
>Decide to pee in the sink to be quiet
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>me and my droogs chilling outside of class
>Cheeto lights up his vape, then me, then Pauly
>start up a vape competition
>blowing phat cloud when wage cuck principal walks up to us
>"You kids know you can't smoke on campus!"
>I hit my vape, long and slow
>look him in the eye
>blow it out niiiiice and slow, so he can marvel at the sheer extent of my vaping power
>"We're not smoking. It's water vapor."
>wage cuck is visibly shaken
>his face redden and his eyes water
>stymied, he stalks off to enforce some other kind of bullshit conformity on an unsuspecting student
WE'RE ALL A LITTLE MAD HERE
>>72023620
>"Honey make sure you brush your teeth".
>I sneak a pepsi can into my room and drink it
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
>Joker cereal
>contains batman toy
Whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... STRANGER
>>72024349
> Need to pee at night
> Just a little bit of pee
> Still flush, so that Mommy gets woken up by the noise
F**K YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
>>72024450
>Wear Batman mask with Joker costume
YOU CANT STOP ME
>at bank
>teller says I don't have enough credit for an auto loan
>"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU'RE STEALING FROM? YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DE-YED!"
Wait I fucked up
>Endangered species
HOLY SHIT, CAN SOMEONE STOP HIM?
>>72024588
I think you deliberately fucked up to make the comment funnier than it originally would have been had it followed the usual pattern of posting in this thread
>>72024708
>HE'S OUT OF CONTROL
>M A D M A N
>>72024708
Are you sure that wasn't my plan this whole time?
>>72024588
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>>72024828
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>>72024803
>going to my grandma's funeral
>whisper to my mom "what if the plane crashes?"
>she says it's not going to crash
>"But isnt that the next step in your master plan? Crashing this plane with no survivors?"
>TSA agents swarm from every direction
>mom is blackbagged and swept away
>Agents come to question me
>assume the CIA powerstance (naturally I am wearing a dark jacket, khaki panta, and a blue shirt, as it is my day to day outfit)
>"I'm CIA. You don't get to bring friends."
>they apologize and disperse
>72 hours later mom is released from custody after intensive interrogation
>she's now on the no fly list
>see pretty girls at mall
>hilariously stroll right up to them in my purple suit
>WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS?
>they all stare, terrified at being in the presence of chaos personified
>"Acne?" one of them quips sarcastically
>they all laugh
>quickly spin around, the custom-tailored, extra-long coat vents hits her in the face
>"Ow, what the fuck you spas"
>EXTREMELY POOR CHOICE OF WORDS MWHOHA-HA
>spas out on her extra hard, arms and legs flailing about
>mall cops come and take me away
>slowly rise from the bench in the management area where they have me waiting for mom to come pick me up
>they dont know I swallowed my phone before I came here
>I JUST WANT MY PHONE CALL
>mom asks for me to pass the sugar
>I give her the salt and not the sugar
>she's about to eat it
>I say "are you sure I gave you the sugar, it could've been the salt"
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>>72023620
Aren't they going for rated R for this movie? Why they're making cereals?
>>72025539
People who'd watch that movie are manchildren and/or hipsters who'd love to post pictures of themselves buying and eating that cereal
I would love to see the advertising budget for this film, it takes the piss
>>72025539
Dont know but I want some
>>72025574
Did you know they have a Joker tattoo parlor at ComicCon this year?
These people will be permanently branded. The horror.
>>72023620
Rumor has it Leto switched the decaff and the caffinated coffee on set.
>>72025539
Once you hit 21 you stop eating things you like, your chocolate milk becomes coffee and you grow a bowtie out of neckhair
>>72025639
Bullshit, he'd have been arrested if this had actually happened
>>72025667
>t. Jared
>>72023620
Why so cereals?
>>72025673
Eurobiscuit doesn't know 'bout muh freedoms
>>72025673
Warner Bros is keeping it quiet until the film's released so that he can attend the premiere. Expect a sudden load of charges to drop on Jared the day after
t. insider
I'm honestly surprised that this movie isn't having any problems marketing with the word 'suicide'.
I don't have a problem with it, but walking past the toy aisle in Walmart, it was kinda jarring to see the word SUICIDE so big next to all the little kids.
MOMS GONNA FREAK AT JUST HOW NUTRITIONAL A SERVING OF MY DEVILISHLY SWEET CEREAL IS!! HOOWAHAHA!!11,!
>>72024137
>comparing Suicide Squad to MoS or BvS
Nice try.
WATCH OUT TRIX RABBIT, THE BIG CARROT HAS COME TO TOWN
>>72023620
Kill me.
>Having sex with girl
>she didn't ask for a condom
>put one on anyway
>fuck that bitch
he can't keep getting away with this
>>72025667
>your cola becomes beer
>>72023620
>chocking hazard
SOMEBODY STOP THIS MADMAN
>Adult collection
Any sane adult doesn't eat cereal. Yummy, a bowl of cold sugar soup.
>>72023620
>cereal
>not a kinder surprise egg
>Mom tells me to put the legos away
>Turn around with a hilarious smile on my face
>Tell her I'll put them back in my lego box
>She walks away
>I just shove all my legos under the bed without packing them up
NO BREAKS ON THIS CRAZY TRAIN
So are we implying that the joker is crazy after being crazy? Or are we saying he's just crazy? Because if he is crazy and if you say he isn't, then how will I understand if you undertand if he is Crazy?
Is he crazy, Or is it all in my head?
Am I a creep?
Am I a weirdo?
Do I belong here?
I wanna have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
Am I a +BANG+
>>72025891
yes, yes. However...
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>>72026330
It's chipoking, cot chocking, you retards
>>72026830
this is like when they bring "special edition" consoles out of a game, but all it is, is the regular console and just the game comes in the box.
atleast fucking do something with the cereal instead of ripping off some shitty one and doing nothing. Why not have some marshmallow bits in of the superman logo etc fking cunts REEEE
>>72024007
>mommy has friends over
>tells me to come upstairs and say hello to them
>I don't
OHOHOHOHO HEE HEE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LIFE IS A JOKE, AND DEATH IS THE PUNCHLINE HAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
>>72026774
I would have bought the cereal if it was a real cereal
>>72027291
Surprised?
>My gf tells me to have sex with her
>Instead I'll invite jamar over to cuck her
She'll never see it coming
>police tries to catch me after I rob a store
>I willingly handcuff myself as soon as I see them
AHAHAHHAAHAHHA THEY NEVER SAW IT COMING
