>S-Sorry sir? Did you say ONE ticket?
>>72022981
No, I've already bought my ticket, now I'm at the concession stand.
Get me my goddamn goobers
>>72022981
>Letting a minimumwagecuck give you attitude.
>not paying extra to buy your ticket online so you can get it from the electronic kiosk instead of interacting with some wagecuck
>not vibrating through the wall to get into the kinotarium
>>72022981
Yeah, one.
And I want this bag of candy and a large coke zero.
>>72022981
You heard me, Robert Seamus Worthington III. And no, tasteless, unseasoned popcorn is not "lit". I bet you can't even dance, can you?
>pay extra to get butter on your popcorn
>they escort you to a massive bubbling vat
>have to scoop it out with your hands
>can't eat popcorn with bandaged hands
This is a very abstract meme
yes I said one ticket, what are ya deaf, you fucking moron register jockey?
>>72022981
Indeed I did you minimum wage scum. Now make with the ticket or I'll be speaking to your manager.
>>72022981
No jackass I need three. one for me,my wife, and her boyfriend's son.
