h-holy shit........../tv/ BTFO
HOW IN FUCKS NAME WILL PEEPEE PANTS MEN BABBYS RECOVER FROM THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG83qBuQ_A8
>>72000908
>tfw /tv/ lost
what do we do now bros? do we turn to reddit?
Holy shit bros how can we, /tv/, ever recover?
>>72000908
>1000%
WHAT THE FUCK
FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT
/tv/ doesn't care about ghostbusters.
You're thinking of /v/ & /pol/ crossposters.
>>72000908
Holy shit I literally have no counter argument. I've been bested. The original movie is there, bare and exposed like an SS officer at the Nuremburg trials. It's so shit by comparison t hat I physically cringe watching it.
"He slimed me" good god what a terrible line. "OK WHO BROUGHT THE DOG?" jesus Christ I had to turn the movie off there and then. Never mind the fact that the only women on screen were there for eye candy. This shit is foul and ancient like some 1930s propaganda reel. Good god. Can we please just overwrite it with the new one? We have the title down, let's just replace it with the superior version on all relevant platforms and move forward as a species.
wtf I hate /tv/ now
>>72000908
Well fuck. If Matt Samsel said it, I guess I had better change my opinion. I mean, he's an important guy right?
>>72001157
Please tell me you guys are just shitposting, or making fun of these dumbass landwhales
WHO YA GON CALL LIL GUY?
>>72001292
no one cares about your stupid facebook friends
people can like whatever they want believe it or not
>>72000908
I heard a lot of people say kate mckinnon is the worst thing about, she just is in the background making weird faces, delivers awkwardly, like shes in a different movie
>>72001292No. He's obviously being genuine right now.
https://youtu.be/5Dc8a16vfkw
>>72000908
The best thing to do is to ignore Ghostbusters cos eventually people are going to forget about it
BASED PEDRO GOING TO GIVE US THE KINO REVIEW!
>>72000908
>I enjoy garbage
>You can't say shit because my garbage opinion
>LEL grow up h8r
>>72002189
LOL SO MAD XD KATe MACINNIOIN IS BEST WHEN SHE WAS EATING PRINGLES OMG LOLKK
>>72002189
americans are this stupid, getting upset over a retarded movie made for retarded audiences.
>>72001381
>>72001506
>Why don't you like swimming in shit, Faggot? It's warm, get over it!
You should try taking care of the boards you visit.
>>72000957
10/10 best review ever
>Dumb people love to eat shit
>This somehow surprises people
Look the reboot isnt going to ruin the original by any means, but its still a shit cashgrab people fell for
>>72000908
KUUUSO! Now I will have to use 'that' secret technique!!
>>72000908
>1000percent
>>72001295
>>72000908
I can't believe he thinks Patty "nailed her role." Like.. what's the implication behind this? Progress is reserved for white women? Is this what feminism is about?
>>72000908
I agree even though I haven't seen it yet but Kate looks really good in the role... but one good women and 3 mediocore women doesn't really make the movie better than the original
>>72003650
WHO YA GUN CAWL LIL GUY
On any other movie (see Thor: The Dark World, for example), if the top critics/all critics RT scores differ enough that one is rotten and one is fresh, the color changes (red/green) and the symbol changes (tomato or splat).
Why not this one, senpai?
>>72000908
holy shit I just got literally BTFO
>>72004168
SHUT IT DOWN
>>72004168
It used to be that way. Not one to be about conspiracies, but it feels like there's an organized effort to make the movie look as good as possible that goes beyond the bloggers trying to justify the shitty movie they are obligated to defend now.
>>72003650
How the hell did they not get shit for that shameless stunt? It was done when there was ZERO news about the movie and I highly doubt those kids knew about ghostbusters
>post yfw Ghostbusters will be the biggest flop this year
>>72000908
RAPEGENDER CISPIGS BTFO!
Woymn are better at everything! Especially comedy, acting and making movies.
Can't wait to see how much better this does than the old stinky ghost busters that was misogynistic and patri-archaic
>>72000908
ghostbusters is to cinema what cancer is to anal sphincters
>>72004327
boogie2988 looks like a pretty cool guy
How will feminists ever recover when Felipe's review is out?
B T F O
T
F
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>>72004459
>heterosexuality has nothing to do with it
So how was babby form?
Presumably those to fags needed a woman to sperm up
>>72005060
I hope Disgruntled Delgado sticks to his guns like Rolfe and doesn't let himself get pussy whipped when Twitter is looking for syndrome to blame when the movie fails.
>>72004459
i've seen a few of these comics posted around. i consider myself a man of reasonable intelligence but they read like fucking babble, not just because i'm unfamiliar with these made up tumblr words she splashes around.
it reads like a schizophrenics blog.
>>72005526
>like a schizophrenics blog
Not a coincidence.
>tfw just bought the remastered bluray
>>72004459
>two daddies
>Don't need women to reproduce
>This will somehow eliminate patriarchy
Even in these completely unbelievable, made-up scenarios they still can't construct a sound argument.
>44% from the audience
HA
>>72007261
SHILLS
B
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F
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>>72005060
What's his name again?
>>72000908
It's just bizarre that an average by the numbers remake is getting so much attention.
>>72007376
It's because when people started saying it looked like another shit remake, the studio and director started attacking the audience, calling them basement dwelling nerds and asshole geeks, sexist man-babies... the whole nine yards. I've never seen anything like it.
>>72007428
Yep, the creators basically brought the hate on themselves. People did not react well to Robocop or any other recent remakes and simply just didn't see them. But this got out of hand. It's both not a movie to get mad about nor a movie to praise and say it is progress for women. It was simply a cash grab and the studio tried to spin it into something else and created a shit show.
Based Roeper said McKinnen was awful, and if you've seen any piece of footage with her from the promotional material it's pretty damn obvious how cringe she'd be.
https://youtu.be/JpujmRPzMO4
>>72007564
fucking brutal, also
>D-
>1 star
it's kill
>>72007564
Wtf? Why's he reviewing films in the evening on the streets of Chicago in a golf shirt?
>>72007661
He's the "Dad" reviewer
>>72000908
>>72005060
I thought Furious Fred was a SJW, I didn't expect he'd hate it.
>>72005526
crash course the working set of beliefs here is that gender being a social construct has nothing to do with reproductive system, or with mannerisms, or with anything. because gender is an identifier, or a criteria for a person's identity, it just becomes whatever that person wants it to become. so someone can just say "i am a man" and that is true no matter what, this can be a person with vag, huge tits, dresses feminine, still a man. the word "man" has no meaning, but is still waved around like the flag of a non-existent country. likewise with "woman". both terms originally formulated to designate reproductive properties, but as those definitions and properties acquired massive societal baggage subsets of people become disillusioned with them. i somewhat understand the idea that pointing to a child from an early age and defining a fundamental part of how they are addressed based on the genitals they have, but the ideology behind the whole genderqueer movement is so convoluted and contradictory it verges on psychosis
>>72007661
He couldn't wait to tear this shit heap a new one so he did it right outside the theater.
She was good, but overrated.
So yeah, Bill Murray of her generation.
>>72007895
>defining a fundamental part of how they are addressed based on the genitals they have may be a dysfunctional form of socialization, but the ideology...
forgot a clause there
>>72007864
Why would someone defile Kristen Wiig?
She dindoonuffin
>>72007864
leslie barely changes lmao
>>72007564
Christian Harloff said the same thing. She overacts everything.
>>72000976
We blame all the hate on redditors and act like we loved it all along
>>72007864
The nigs facial features dont even change. it just becomes animated.
>>72002189
Is he short on cash again? Will he cry about it?
>>72007353
Pissed Pete
>>72007353
Disgruntled Damon
>>72007353
Grumpy George
>>72007353
Annoyed Adam
>>72007428
>>72007534
How will Sony fare in its future movie endeavours after such PR disaster as this? Normies are quick to forget about flops, but less so when it comes to promotion stunts that ride on insulting them for not liking it.
>>72007834
Daily reminder that if you cant find the mistake here you should kill yourself.
GUYS!!!!!!! GUYS!!!!!!!!
LOOK WHAT I JUST LEARNED!!!!!!!!!!
>>72009638
Wasn't she in on the whole sexual objectification of the secretary.
>>72009638
Yeah, make the Q U I R K Y character gay, that doesn't paint a stereotype that you say you've been trying to avoid, right?
They can't even do their own narrative right. Business execs have to do it for them.
>>72007309
i'm not a fan of ghostbusters, but this is like the most hated movie for internet nerds since anything i can remember. of course people that have no intention of seeing the movie are going to give it terrible ratings on RT like they did with the trailer on youtube.
>>72009089
Is that the girl from MTV or the terrorist from Nice? Can't tell
>>72009638
Why Cant muslims start attacking these people? Why kill a bunch of nobodies on the street? When things like these are the real devils.
>>72011276
>The dislikes on the YouTube trailer don't count because they were from people who didn't like it.
Is this tardkino?
How many oscars will this win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG83qBuQ_A8
>>72007353
Cuban Pete
>>72000976
die
I read quite a few reviews earlier and its goddamn amazing how all the positove reviews. Praise the fact theyre girls and nerds need to stop complaining. Thats literally every positive ive read. No critiques just girls are awesome men suck basically. The negative reviews on the other hand give actual detailed info as to why its not good.
>>72011701
>Why is so awesome?
>Beause women are the lead
>Yeah, you already said that, but why it's a good movie?
>Because women...mm...are the lead?
>I can tell you a few examples of why isn't a good movie, how do you refute them?
>Women?...lead?...shut up mysoginistic pig, stop mansplaining!
So how much is /tv/ gonna lose it when on top of all of this the breakout star of the movie is also a raging lesbian?
>>72007834
Where does the square on the 3(4pi)^2 go?
>>72004327
>less people than Warcraft
Holy shit I thought the people posting empty theatre preorders were memeing.
This could be the disaster of the year. And men will be blamed.
>>72004327
how did he fit in one of the seats, the disgusting fat slob
>>72000976
Kek. /tv/ IS reddit, faggot.
And so far the /tv/ BTFO count is:
194,820,873,009,739,136,843,729,122,833,158,929
>>72007353
Irked Ian
>>72012836
God willing, and with none of that sweet chinese dosh it'll be an even bigger shitshow
>>72007353
Frustrated Frank
>>72003788
>he prefers the meh looking dyke over Wiig
>>72000908
>the Bill Murray of the new generations
That's supposed to be a compliment?
>>72005060
>looking up an attention whore's feed
>using twitter ever
Literally why?
>>72013237
/thread
Samsel family sounds like a hoot
>>72007661
>white ppl: the reviewer
>>72013374
>black ppl: the everywear
athletic gear
>>72013470
>women: the elementary school teacher
yoga pants
>>72000908
/tv/ isn't BTFO because anybody whose mental age exceeds 14 is not affected by "childhood ruining" things.
How the fuck does something ruin your childhood? Well, besides rape I guess.
>>72013558
my child hood is ruined because I grew up thinking we as a nation and people valued exceptionalism over mediocrity for the sake of seeming fair to lesser people..
>>72013592
Shouldn't you be in school by now?
>>72013630
I am at work as we speak. I work for one of the largest ISP and cable companies in the country and get to shit post while I work as I am in a managerial position want a screen shot?
>>72001056
This. /tv/ was a bastion of genius and beauty before these indistinct and unrecognizeable groups of people anon doesn't like showed up.
>>72011745
I just got done listening to a radio talk show that had a guy raving how the movie is better than the original ghostbusters, how it had him "laughing uproariously" within 30 minutes and was far more comedy focused than the action-y original.
He insisted everyone listen to a scene from the movie, it was some hand-to-specter combat thing and it was quite easily one of the least funny things I've heard.
>>72013470
>black people: the job interview
Jordan's
>>72013659
yes please.
>>72013592
We value exceptionalism, just on people that don't matter.
We doomed ourselves to mediocrity when we started valuing sports stars and actors more than philosophy or engineers.
>>72013781
>>72013840
>when we started
Where the fuck have you been? Babe Ruth was more valued than any engineer or philosopher, and that was 100 years ago.
>>72013840
You mean when we allowed a minority to control our content we feed our self's and children on the daily started pushing those people over philosophy and engineers while making it socially unacceptable to call this out.
>>72007353
Mad Max
>>72007353
livid larry
Paul Feig: >"I'm making a stand for women's rights on this over-commercialized, money-grab reboot of a children's movie about ghosts."
America: > "You're a fucking idiot"
>>72013237
Basically saying she will never get an oscar
>>72007353
Misguided Martinez
Why none of /tv/ still not seen this?
>>72013840
>>72013876
Are both of you under the impression that this is a new thing? Or even the slightest bit recent? This has literally been the case for centuries, if not millennia.
>>72013976
Politcal correctness have been going on a millennia
you do know babe Ruth played sports in a time niggers not only were segregated but were better assimilated and had lower crime and child legitimacy rates?
>>72013976
Affirmative action existed a millennia ago?
we gave position better suited for the top tier of socirty to people we thought of as farm equipment and women a millennia ago
>>72013845
you have an extremely punchable face
>>72007261
It's angry loser men.
https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/ghostbusters-is-a-perfect-example-of-how-internet-ratings-are-broken/
based lcj gave it a good score
http://lights-camera-jackson.com/ghostbusters-pg-13.php
>>72007353
Jaded Jalapeño
>>72004927
He's one of the most self-aware "online personalities". He plays up the AVGN-style raging geek angle, but when you hear him get serious he's fully aware of his flaws.
>>72014138
I do well with women m8 sorry your probably a neck beard or fat whore lol
>>72014138
What are you doing m8 shit posting not making money and not in school?
>>72014060
higher child legitimacy rates?*
>>72007834
>Pa/RA(NO x RM)alS + UDles/Lab]com
So women think of physics the same way I thought of Internet usernames when I was 11.
>>72014276
Are you retarded? His lispy sperg thing is just an act. Him knowing that doesn't make him any more self-aware.
And the fat fuck may be aware of some of his flaws, but that doesn't mean jack shit if he never actually fixes them.
