ITT: Movies you've jerked off to
I actually just watched the scenes on pornhub because fuck plot and romance. But yeah, I jerked off to this.
Schindler's List.
It's really had watching Caligula and no fapping.
>>71997162
The movie's actually really boring
>>71997162
It's a very very slow movie
The only big deal about it are the high quality lesbian scenes
I don't even like metal and the comment on screamed vocals not having lyrics unironically triggered me
>>71997379
>The movie's actually really boring
No it's not.
>>71997406
>The only big deal about it are the high quality lesbian scenes
Pleb spotted.
>>71998255
It really is
this is a pretty good movie
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2061301529
Pokemon the movie, if only because of Misty
>>71998273
>"my opinion is the correct one because it's mine"
>>71997109
just this one actually, I'm pretty sure
The oiled up titty girls in Old School
>>71997182
edgy
>>71997343
>mfw watched this with me that
It was a really awkward moment, that's for sure
>>71998601
Meant with my dad. Fuck autocorrect.
Unfaithful. Too many times
>>71998670
Which part?
Everybody over the age of 25 stop fucking around and admit it. It was on HBO like every friday for a solid summer in 98. I seriously can't be the only one.
>>71998670
WARM
>>71998754
Prime Jaime was so fucking hot
Striptease
Demi Moore gave me my first boner.
>>71998562
Spot the goy
Mulholland Drive
Team America
Dukes of Hazard
>>71997379
>>71997406
Absolute plebs.
Essential "why boner?"-core
>>71998436
His opinion that it's boring is correct because it's his opinion of the movie.
>>71998888
You gay, that's why.
Burying The Ex
fuck, Anton was a lucky bastard
>>71998754
This. Also, pretty much everything with Shannon Whirry.
Spring Breakers
>>71998601
>you will never watch this with you that
>>71998888
>When the rapist becomes the raped
I didn't know how to feel about that, like wtf.
>>71999001
He always got pair with girls that seem way out his league look wise. Also I wonder if he was passed around in Hollywood with guys he seem twink ish.
Blew my load to this too many times.
>>71997109
Erika Eleniak sex scene in Chasers.
God's Not Dead 2
>>71997109
You are very welcome:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdfARg-7sN0
knock knock
>>71998670
the big black dingus scene or the hanging scene?
not a film but this sketch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br15i0z1FRM
>>71999395
>God's Not Dead 2
I still can't believe this was made
Perdita Durango
Kick-Ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1cHYVsOYQ4
>>71999489
Wouldns't thou wish to live deliciously?
>>71999520
>that scene where his girlfriend is riding him on the dumpster
hot bruh
>>71998788
fucking these. she should have impregnated by my lust and imagination alone by the number of times I fapped to her
>>71997109
WAKA WAKA
>>71999423
>pulls up pants
"yeah!"
>changes browser to blank google
>door opens just a little
"anon can you walk the do today i have so much work to do"
>sigh
yeah sure i'll do it in a bit
thank you so much
>door closes
"i need to get a job and leave this hellhole"
> back to cuckoldcleanups13.mov
>>71999489
Fuck off fedora
>>71998754
probably why I have a fetish for dominatrixes
>>71999576
not fedora in the slightest
but propaganda be propaganda, no matter the message
>>71999223
I giggled.
>>71999576
Dude, it's a sequel to a movie about an internet meme. It's about as ridiculous as making a Safety Not Guaranteed 2.
First time I ever saw a man nude. Then seeing him sprout hair, sharp teeth, and claws unwillingly seriously did some work on my sexuality.
Anyone else? Not a furry btw.
Beat off like 3 times watching Showgirls when I was 16
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B41QCN586PM
How the fuck did Bradley get away with this?
Anybody here who don't fucking admit CRUEL INTENTIONS 2, when that bitch was grinding on a horse is a fucking liar
>>71999756
he's good looking
That scene in Mulholland Drive
You know the one
>>71999309
>Riced
http://www.xvideos.com/video4965785/jane_march_all_sex_scenes_from_the_lover_oral_anal
>>71998461
Thanks for outing yourself as a cuck.
Poultrygeist
Splice
I religiously jerk it to that pale chick from American Pie the naked mile
I like Blue, but I still jerk off to it.
>>71998436
He's right though. It's stock standard lesbian drama that's been told many times before in an hour and a half.
It was a 3 hour runtime and explicit sex scenes and a "its current year" mindset of festival judges that got this movie so much praise.
3 hour runtime and they still had to cut out the standard "I HAVE NO DAUGHTER!!!" scene that all lesbian dramas (and the comic this is based on) have. So in the 2nd act inevitable break up Adele crying "I have nowhere to go" doesn't make any sense.
Fuck you for defending shitty Oscar bait like this. You're as bad as capeshit fanatics.
>>71998436
>being so dim you think it's about lesbians
When I was a kid I had the dvd for pic related and it was the best fap material I had access to.
>>71999896
lynch unapologetically shoves lesbian scenes into so many of his movies, it's great.
The lesbian kiss from Cruel Intentions. The little bit of drool at the end is where I get off
>>71999953
>all-asian cast
That's not how it works.
>>71999223
>>72000039
that is the way the movie is mean to be viewed. masturbation enhances the viewers appreciation, it does not preclude understanding or enjoyment
>>71999576
Spot the retard
>>71999636
Can't believe that won best picture
>>72000332
fuck off furfag
>>72001204
Prime Jolie was so hot.
I used to jerk off to this movie every time it came on cable when I was a kid.
>>71999423
Whos there?
>>71998436
I share his opinion and nobody agrees with you so fuck off
>>71999576
>my god is real, its all the other gods who are fake
have a *tip
>>72001204
u got da wrong crash
>>72002865
that movie was at least 5 years past prime jolie
>>72002865
>kid
>2005
infants leave
>>71997109
Heartbreakers
true lies
>>72003099
2005 was 11 years ago
That scene from the matrix where Keeanu Reeves is "bugged".
I blasted a 10 oz load when Rip takes her jumpsuit off and she is in those too small panties and the top that shows her perky nips.
>>72003398
>nips
Anon, don't be racis.
Post your not obvious answers that are still true
Lumberjack man
It's literally a softcore porno I swear I can't even finish it cause I just can't stop fapping
>>72003481
Hah same here
My early meat mashing were exclusively to pretty girls with nice legs
>>71997109
She was so fucking beautiful
>>71999861
I vaguely remember it I need the goddamn clip though
I lost count how many loads have been spilt to this scene
>>71997109
I don't think i've ever jacked off to movie/tv scenes. I just watch porn instead.
>>72003398
>CNTL + F: Thursday
>0 Results
for shame
how has nobody posted this
lionheart
da tiddies on that boss woman
this might have been my first boner desu
Pumping Iron
>>71999395
>sjw fish mouth syndrome
get out
>>71998670
>the hateful eight
>there are actually 9 people in the cabin
BRAVO QUENTIN
the yellow sea, when the crime boss was fucking his mistress
she had some nice perky ones. probably fake but fuck it.
>>72005487
Because Lindsay Lohan was, is, and always will be disgusting, and every time she appeared on screen it was an instant boner killer.
Literally any TV show or movie with Diora Baird
>>72005537
hi /fit/
>>71998754
Yes. Jaime and the daughter were both hot.
Highly recommend Barbarella (pic related).
The GOAT 60's campy raunchy sci fi comedy. The peak of Jane Fonda's sex kitten phase before she went off the rails. Best late night comfy movie.
>>71998754
They made another one in 2008 and Miriam McDonald from Degrassi TNG got her boobs out. What you posted is actually the third one and the only other one I've seen and it's way sexier
Tatjana Šimić in Flodder.
>>72005487
I literally can't watch it without fappingsame with The Parent Trap
More recent movies
Hidden in the Woods (2012) << if you're kinda fucked up
I Spit on Your Grave 2? << The remake.
Wildlike (2015) << for one scene
Oldies
--------
Behind the Green Door (1972)
The Rape of the Vampire (1968)
>>71997162
>>71997379
>>71997406
gtfo
>>71998255
The movie is overrated as fuck. It isn't bold or interesting or anything
Anyone who says they didn't is a fucking liar.
>>71997109
Once I get the Blu ray its Hammer Time
>>71997109
I fapped to this movie but not at the lesbian scenes. I fapped at the scene where Adele was dancing I follow rivers. It was so sexy god damn
I know I'm not the only one
>>72003561
First time I saw it was on Starz, with the big retarded red square covering the entire screen.
Still jerked it.
>>72004285
Same. It's so fucking hard to fap though because they cut to the retard once in a while. Once I was just about spill a huge load and they cut to the guys sucking himself off.
I was so angry.
>>72006194
I have too, repeatedly.
>>72006156
good call
>>72005349
>threatened him with pregnancy before attempting to kill him.
>>72006280
Hell yeah
This is by far nics sexiest, erotic, fetish filled film just on the cinematography alone
>>71998670
>>71998601
>mfw watched this with me that
>>71998601
>mfw watched this with me that
Chuck and Larry with Jessica Biel's amazing ass. The only reason I don't mind Adam sandler, that scene was pure pornography.
>>71999309
wtf I know that guy. pretty famous hongkong actor.
>>71998601
>mfw watched this with me that
>>71998601
>mfw watched this with me that
>>72000282
Te pool scene was pretty solid
Like my dick
>>71997109
Ghost World. I want young Scarlett and Thora to be mean with me.
>>72007962
Thora was so fucking hot in that movie.
>>71998601
Did you guy's fugg.
>>72007681
I have only respect for Leung Kar Fai
It's amazing that he was best known for his comic roles
>>71999896
Back of diner hobo fetish? Just wrong senpai
>>72006143
Interlocking finger piano wanks
Starship Troopers, yes.
>>72006143
I didn't. I don't see anything impressive
This is without a doubt the hottest movie ever. Saw it first 10 years ago. Watched it yesterday again and still fapped. Not on the spot thoug, a few hours later when going to bed, the imagery was flooding my mind and my penis. It's so incredibly sensual.
>>71998601
>mfw watched this with me that
>The Hot Spot (1990)
obviously to Jennifer Connelly
>Head of the Family
Jacquelline Lovell is a QT in this one
>return of the living dead
Linnea Quiggley is so hot in that one
>Total Recall
Sharon Stone in her prime is just so fuckable, she doesn't even has to be nude
>Hall Pass
not a great scene but it was the only nude scene of Nicky Whelan
>all of Salma Hayek nude scenes
>Boogie Nights
I've masturbated to all of Heather Graham's nude scenes, except the one where she shows her titties in The Hangover
>Eyes Wide Shut
I forgot the actresses name but you know who I mean
>Monster's Ball, Password: Swordfish
hnnngh Halle Berry
>that one Alison Brie movie where she is in a thong
this is only a small part of my list, I just forgot the rest.
Something about movie nude scenes makes me a lot harder than any porn.
Honorable mention:
all movies by Tinto Brass
>>71998284
I think I jerked to this when I was like 12 lmao
13 years ago
>>71999575
fucking scarily accurate
>>72009037
>all of Salma Hayek's nude scenes
I think there was only the one, in Desperado, yes? She's, like, super Catholic.
Anyway, when I first saw Desperado I went home and jerked off to that for three days. That woman was fucking RIDICULOUS in her prime. She might still be.
I spanked my wanker pretty hard to the shower scene at the beginning of Tomb Raider. I was disappointed when I found out later that it was actually a body double and I was not actually fapping to Angelina Jolie's sideboob. But then I found out about Gia.
Such a good flick
>>71998601
>mfw watched this with me that
>>72009277
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>72009307
Pretty sure Arnold would've fucked the hell outta her. He's not exactly picky. Watch Pumping Iron when they ask him what kind of girls he wants sent up to his room. His answer is that he basically doesn't care he's just going to hulk fuck whatever they throw his way.
He's a based motherfucker.
The Craft
>>72009367
Yeah but you have to admit, that was decades earlier, in his post Terminator days he probably had to hire people to select the best ones in the pile
>>72009307
And this is what you get when you leave it to Arnold to cast his own female co-star. Not even kidding, they had like 1000 actresses apply for the role of the Terminatrix and they let Arnold choose which one would play her. Best job ever.And yes I fapped to her, a lot. I even had her action figure. Bless you Arnie, you beautiful weight lifting bastard.
with so much nudity it was tough not to
The rape scene made ejaculate like never before.
>>72009504
But he fucked this post Terminator...
>>72009575
Exactly what I meant... Dude just doesn't care. He just ape fucks whatever you throw in front of him.
>>72009575
The thing about metrosexual men like Arnold is that they like to be the pretty one in the relationship. They are attracted to dumpy women because they are easier to manipulate. They are desperate and feel like it must be true love when an unusually handsome man comes onto them, and they are that much more desperate to please them because they're terrified of getting dumped and having to go back to the dating pool for dumpy looking people.
>>72009575
And samefagging here but I'd fuck the living hell outta JLC from True Lies. Especially compared to THAT thing he fucked there.
You really can't say JLC is ugly or man like when you look at Arnold's harem. Dude just vanilla gorillas ANYTHING
>>72009307
best macaroni
>>71999576
They made a sequel to a movie whose plot is a chain email story forwarded from your grandma. It's shit.
>>72009367
>He's not exactly picky
Signs of high test.
Source : high test male
August underground
hnggghhhhh
>>71999896
>>71998859
the whole movie really
>>72009575
>>72009739
see above
>>72005349
>knho
>>72009807
Tilly's tits were just fucking incredible in her prime. That voice too. I always wanted to hear her sigh when I put my dick in her. Just such a sexy chick.
>>72009112
aspect radio
>>72009902
Did she ever do voice acting? I swear I remember hearing her voice in a cartoon.
>>72009568
I watched halfway through and it's pretty good. If you weren't weird I'd want to discuss it with you.
>>71998601
>mfw watched this with me that
>>72003398
mmm, the classic Ripley Bush scene.
>>71999575
FUCKING KILL MY LIFE NOW
>>72009963
TONS of it. She has a great voice. Good voice actress, too.
Monsters Inc. was probably her most known voice over role.
>>72006194
this, repeatedlyi haven't even watched the whole movie just that scene
>>72000332
Is it furkino?
>>71998601
>mfw watched this with me that
>>71998601
>mfw watched this with me that
what did he mean by this?
>>71999390
Her scene from chasers... Dude clearly smells her pussy when he's pulling her panties down, SUPER hot...
http://www.xvideos.com/video1397970/erika_eleniak_-_chasers
>>71998601
>mfe watched this with me that
>>72009451
You look like a Puerto Rican whore. Make me SICK
>>72010556
Puerto Rican whoar(the 'r' is silent)
>>71998601
>>mfw watched this with me that
>>71999861
FUCK. YES.
So may times.
I would plan on watching it just for that scene.
Anyone else keep a mental list of approximate time sex scenes happened in movies so they knew when to go watch?
>>71997109
>>72009307
someone post the Alien one!
>>72010580
hooah
1. She was a hooah
2. She hit me
>all those aspiring rapists ITT
>>72005552
only 8 were hateful though.
>>72011203
yup
>>72006143
couldn't. it was to romantic and that fucking music...
the opening scene of MIB 2
>>72004238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woYaXZo0y6U
>>72009489
YES
>>71998601
>mfw watched this with me that
y-you t-too!
>>72009550
I don't think I ever fapped to Poultrygeist, but I definitely go surfing for porn after I watch most troma movies.
The scene in Crank 1 where Amy Smart is bent over a mailbox and fucked
>>72005601
She's kind of disappeared unfortunately. I wish she would have done more nude scenes or starred in a couple of erotic thrillers.
Anyone here seen The Empire of Senses ? It's an old chinese movie. I highly recommend - its pretty much porn.
>>72013723 I rented that on Sky Box Office with my mum when I was about 12, bad choice
>>71997109
>>72013852
You sick shit!
>>71997109
>BUT ITS ALL FAKE! THE VAGINA WAS PROTECTED!
Yeah, they probably covered the hole or something, but in the movie you can LITERALLY SEE a clear shot of her mouth eating the pussy. It isn't like the only sensitive area is the inside of the vagina.
They literally fucked on camera.
>>72013952
You know, there's this thing called the internet and it is FULL of this thing called porn...
I have no shame.
>>72009112
What le fugg is that Rickon Stark!?
>>72013995
Which this movie pretty much is.
>>71998601
>mfw watched this with me that
>>72014058
you know she did a softcore porn right
>>72013999
At least someone got something out of this piece of shit.
>>71998601
> this with me that
Not Another Teen Movie had lots of fap material. This small scene did it for me
Ali G indahouse. Was a young man, rented out VHS tape of that movie, had no PC.That "eyes closed fantasy of Ali" got me all riled up.
>>71998601
are you ok man?
>>71999927
>Jane March
>Riced
She's part Asian anyway
>>72014058
I used to think Sandra Bullock was hot until someone mentioned that she looks like Michael Jackson.
CANNOT UNSEE
>no movies with little girls
Come the fuck on, /tv/.
Reno 911 Miami
>>72014690
See >>72013852 for PRIME Natalie Portman
"The Lover"
More than a few times.
>>72013626
>Anyone here seen The Empire of Senses ? It's an old chinese movie
In the Realm of the Senses.
It's Japanesenot anime doe so it's ok
Salò
Cannibal Holocaust
Amazonia: The Catherine Miles Story
Paradise
Walkabout
Le Voleur d'enfants
I spit on your grave (original and remake)
There are more, but these are probably the best ones.