I didn't jump or get scared like even once.
>>71996975
That's what happens when you curl up into a fetal position under a blanket, close your eyes and cover your ears.
That blanket acts as a protective barrier so scary things can't get you. You did the right thing, and any one of us would have done similar under the circumstances.
>>71996975
You passed the test. Congratulations.
>>71997348
Not OP, but it was a pretty easy test if I'm being totally honest here
>>71997348
Which test?
The pleb test?
>>71996975
Like every other over-rated horror movie the last decade this was a boring as fuck snooze
>>71996975
PLEBFILTERED
>>71996975
But there has never been a scary movie made, so that's irrelevant.
get dis pleb outta here
Did the final 5 minutes stick with anyone else? I honestly can still see the imagery clear as day and it constantly keeps popping into my mind.
Affecting even though I can't quite comprehend just why.
Only seen it once.
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Post you're witchfu
>>71996975
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PLEB HE THINKS FOR A HORROR MOVIE TO BE GOOD IT NEEDS JUMP SCARES AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA BASED VVITCH BEATING OUT PLEBS SINCE DAY ONE
>>71997904
Yeah I got a raging boner when she started floating.
Just letting you know.
will plebs ever understand the glory that is The Vvitch?
>>71996975
>I didn't jump
Are you 9?
>>71997996
ayylmao eyes desu senpai
>>71998198
She's uniquely beautiful imo.
Like that chick that played Chell in Splice and that Cat person who plays Catwoman.
Just finished Rosemary's Baby and I didnt scream once, wtf last time i get memed on by you guys
GUYS I JUST WATCHED THE EXORCIST AND ONLY PEED MYSELF ONCE
WHAT A SHIT MOVIE
Is this movie getting rated low by audiences because they expected something different or just because they have shit taste?
>>71998919
both
>>71996975
i ran it at 1.3x, then at 1.7x, and then at 2x, then i started skipping whole sections with people just sitting around
at the end i realized this should have been a 12 minute short
people who like this are primarily pedophiles (with bad taste (i might add (to be h.onest)))
>>71997904
>a fellow ass man
yeah her ass was pretty nice
Twin Peaks is the only actually scary movie or tv show in existence.
>>71998972
>fast forwarded most of it
>I skipped whole sections
>I know what the film should or shouldn't have done
/tv/
>>71998063
the witch isn't shit because of the lack of jump scares. it's shit because the characters and story are completely uninteresting
>>71996975
I watched it after smoking weed, and i wasn't scared, but i felt uneasy all the way. Still, one of the best horror movies in recent years.
what do i have to give the devil to have thomasin sit on my face?
>>72001027
He doesn't want anything from you, you're fucked
>>72001027
Give him your boipussy and then your soul.
