Tom Hardy is coming to kill you right now and the protagonist of the last movie you watched is now the one to defend your life.
How fucked are you, /tv/?
John Wick so bane is gonna due
Frodo fuckn Baggins. He'll just give Tom a second breakfast.
Why did you even make this thread? Even CIA couldn't stop the big guy, how could anyone else?
Fuggin Dory
>>71977421
He's due on beating your ass, yes.
rip hardy
>>71977392
Ryan Gosling and Russell Crowe in the Nice Guys. I think, I'll be fine.
>>71977465
>old man and fuck boy
>fine
Nah, the big guy is gonna get you, son.
he's a big guy
Brie Larson in short term 12
sorry Brie yous dead as fug
HND-181
If she gets free of the wall, I might stand a chance.
>>71977392
>being intimidated by a manlet
when will you learn?
Charlie Kaufman from Adaptation
fuck me
>>71977392
Cannibal holocaust
I didnt finish it yet .
Whos the protagonist and does he have gun?
Did I live?
I'm fucked
>>71977508
>imiplying she's the protagnoist
>>71977392
Dad from Prisoners
I think I'm fine
Only he could save me.
>>71977570
You might make it, anon. Congrats. You repelled the big guy.
How does it feel?
>>71977554
It certainly wasn't smalldick creampie Asian #6.
>>71977583
CAT? If I take that muzzle off, will you bite?
I think I'll be okay.
>>71977392
I'm fine.
Status: Not Fucked
I think I'll be fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=765b-T5P450
>>71977635
Sorry anon, but you won't. Cruise is pretty based but at his best he can't compete with the big guy.
>>71977645
Kurt Russel pls
RIP me
Kirsten Dunst from melancholia
Couldn't be more fucked
>>71977392
Court Jester
>He's a big guy, get it?
>Got it
>Good.
>>71977392
I'm fine
>>71977738
Your best chance is that the planets collide before the big guy gets to you. At least that way it'll be quick and you can take the big guy with you.
Yeah I'm fucked
at least he's got a gun
Hair
I guess Berger starts a musical numer, Big Guy can't help himself and joins in, then he falls prey to Berger's charms and they weed up and fuck.
I'm crawled up in the corner, sober, watching while crying and jerking off.
>>71977392
Well, I'm certainly not fucked.
How do I achieve hardy mode abdomen ?
i had a good life
Tango & Cash was the last movie i watched so i think im good.2v1 they will fuck him up.
>>71977392
Hes fucked. Noah would destroy Hardy
>>71978168
He would crash this arc with no survivors.
I'm all good
i'll be fine
I have these 2 pair of fools covering me, i'll be ok.... hopefully
>>71977392
Max the Dog from the movie Max
RIP Tom
>>71977881
But Sam will protect Frodo, therefore you by default. And they are roughly the same size as Hardy
>>71977392
actually i think the balance is going to tip in the favour of my character, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a seesaw... next to.. a dwarf
I feel sorry for him
![Bamn-3-Page-21[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Na6mrIM.jpg "Bamn-3-Page-21[1].jpg")
>>71977392
>Batman and Superman
I.. I think I'll be fine
>>71977587extremely painful
I've my own big guy
Pretty comfy desu.
>>71977441
>implying he didn't stop him
He's just biding his time. The plane crash was planned to fool him into a false sense of security
>>71977583
Was being adorable part of your plan?
argo aka ben affleck? batman vs bane? woah tom doesn't stand a chance mate.
I might be fine, right?
>>71977392
Is tom a joy division fan?
>>71978345
Good God, what kind of chaos will come from such a showdown?
Does anime movies count?
![the-big-country-1958-8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2P2u5gt.jpg "the-big-country-1958-8[1].jpg")
>BIG GUY vs BIG COUNTRY
Who wins this?
>>71978271
Your right, anon.
Sam+Frodo together could probably take hardy
>>71977798
Yeah! Sure. As long as he comes trough he front door.
>>71978206
>Have we started the flood?
>Yes, the water rises!
Tom Hardy vs. Tom Hardy
>>71977769
I don't know man, Rex Kwan Do is a lethal technique.
>>71978495
>big country
patrician taste 2bh famalam but there's no way this prancing faggot would stand a chance
Unless his killer portrayal of Salieri stops the big guy I think I'm pretty fucked.
>>71977392
>Norihara Shinnosuke
meh. Hardy's a soft cunt. Shin-chan will rek him with smelly farts and fun-for-all-the-family antics.
>>71977392
Lt Ellen Ripley from Alien
I don't know
>>71978486
>Does anime movies count?
Yes. Maskettaman is fucked.
Totally fucked. He'll sell me out in a heartbeat.
I'd take him on alone, he's a fucking short arse who sucks dicks and roids for roles.
Even his Bane was just tubby camera tricks.
>>71977392
>mfw Tom's head will be on a tip of a spear and his homeland genocided by the end of the day
I think I'll be fine.
>Captain America: The First Avenger
Really, just the actor, not Bane or some character he plays?
I'd tell Cap I got this one. Give him a root beer and a seat so he could watch the show.
Luke Skywalker as of Empire Strikes Back so... maybe? The blaster pistol + lightsaber combo will probably give him the edge.
rest in piss
things are about to get interesting...
>>71978543
>implying HE was the protag
>>71979080
>>71978779
You guys are really badass.
>>71977392
Hardcore Henry. I think I'll be fine, thanks
>>71977392
but the last movie i watched was Mad Max Fury Road?
Justin Long tusk xD
>>71977392
I watched the shitty Doug Walker movies in Eggkara, I am basically fucked
At least I'll get to rape her before being killed.
>>71977392
I've never been more of a dead man
>>71977392
>Mary Poppins.
Time to get fucked Hardy.
Shame it wasn't the last one though, it was Mad Max Fury Road, would've been fun to see them kill eachother.
>>71979625
forgot pic
Tom won't know what hit him.
>>71979579
she can hold her own against polar bears. keep dreaming
I could beat that manlet up myself
>>71977392
fuck you hardy
>>71977392
I feel pretty safe
Kill me with what, his tiny penis?
He was nerfed for most of this movie but I'm pretty sure I'll be ok.
>>71977392
Dirty Harry... I mean, I should be okay.
Achtung! Fus!
>>71979275
>filename
now I have to listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hajXMVL8DCM
Tom Hardy: "She's fast!"
>>71977392
Brad Pitt from Killing Them Softly. Think I'm good, as long as Tom Hardy is a good distance from me Brad Pitt can kill him softly.
Llewyn Davis, fucked royally unless Hardy likes folk music.
honestly reckon I could have tom hardy
>>71979275
3 BIG GUYS?? Oh fuck
>>71977392
You may be a big guy Tom but I'm afraid size isn't everything.
Uh oh
>>71979898
Did you like this, anon?
>>71977392
>21 Jump Street
Well at least the moments leading up to my death would be interesting.
> mfw can't even remember last movie I watched
I think it was the SpongeBob SquarePants movie.
>Bradley Cooper as Chris kyle
yeah, I'll be fucking fine
>>71977392
Spongebob oh no
That discount Tom Hardy from the movie "The Invitation"
>>71977392
Casino Royale, so James Bond
I think I'd be alright
...crap
>>71979983
time to rewatch that. its been a week.
>>71977392
>Jack Burton/Wang from Big Trouble In Little China
I'll manage.
James Franco, and Seth Rogan from This is the End.
Seems like a fitting last movie since it really would be the end for me.
I dont watch movies.
Come at me bro
>>71977392
I always knew it would come to this...
>The Guest
Is Dan Stevens or Maika Monroe gonna help me? The movie focused more on Dan than Maika and he got more screentime than her butin third act of the movie he became the antagonist and tried to kill her.Anyway, if Dan is helping me then I'm safe but if Maika is helping me then I'm fucked.
>>71980686
You survive, but a few weeks later are run over by a parked car.
>Strangers On A Train
Good thing the circus is in town and there's a merry-go-round. I'm good.
Hardy's head would be like a grape between his fingers.
>>71977392
>T. E. Lawrence
Should be interesting
>>71977392
Fuck...
>>71977392
Dutch, hardy is fucked.
>>71980804
NuMale Core
>>71980804
Don't fear. Based Tom Selleck can hold his own in a dust up.
>>71980409
You are fine then
>>71979338
Anyone can kick his ass, even you Anon. Just believe the CIA in your heart.
>Dwayne Johnson
Now he'll know who truly is a big guy.
I'm really fucking dead unless his powers work with cern
>>71979338
Don't you think that at least some people here could win a fight with Tom Hardy?
Tom may be a big guy for me, be he is nothing to One Eye. Bane Hardy is FUCKED.
>>71979983
TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH
>>71980731
too soon
>>71977392
Batfleck has got my back, I'm good.
oh I'll be just fine
>>71979080
>>71978779
*unsheathes fedora*
>>71980069
Felt pretty unsatisfied to be honest. That whole end speech about America was pretty cool by Pitt though. Was reading online that people found it was a better watch on their second try so that's what Ill do tomorrow.
>>71977392
Haaaa I watched the Raid 2 yesterday. Tom is fucked.
unconcerned.
hardy is a manlet.
also, last movie i watched was terminator or true lies, so...
![screen-capture-3[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/UIMa4Pc.png "screen-capture-3[1].png")
I feel like I am fucked
>>71977392
Rewatched Ichi the Killer last night. At the very least it'd be interesting.
>>71977392
>>71977392
Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker will and can protect me while getting into shenanigans!
>>71977392
>Dory
Fuck. Can I just buy him a pint or suck his dick to chill him out?
Tom Hardy? Fuckin insulting
>>71982020
Vin, you are a manlet too, stop being silly
YOU ARE MAKING A MISTAKE
Pretty fucked. Unless Arnie comes as his sidekick and scares Hardy by jumping from a tree.
The last movie I watched was GirlsDoPorn E230 and the guy fucks up that girl pretty gud so I dunno.
If we're talking 'studio' film I last watched Wolfcop and I'm pretty sure between the badass police car and being immune to most bullets and strikes will keep me safe. Unless of course Bane is carrying some silver
Tropa de elite. Come at me hardy
I'm gonna get torn apart...
>>71977655
movie blew tho.
Main guy had awesome voice, but in the end nothing was learned, gained, and the movie served no purpose.
>>71977392
drive
tom is fuckin done
At least Lou can film my death
Tom Hardy from the drop so not sure how I'll do
>>71977392
i can kill him myself
>>71982932
pleb
>>71977392
RIP Big Guy
>>71977392
Fury Road...so I guess Charlize will kick his ass again.
>>71977392
Will he get his Union Jack tattoo fixed when Scotland leaves the U.K.?
>>71977645
>implying Snake wouldn't save himself only
If it was Jack Burton maybe you'd have a chance
>the fuck from maze runner
Im fucked
>>71977392
Was getting pelts part of your plan?
Does TV count? ( don't wanna admit I was watching Eric Bana Hulk even though he'd literally stomp Hardy)
The Jackass crew could likely take any damage Bane could dish out.
>>71977392
Fuck yeah.
Hmm...
I have the Driver from Drive, I like my chances
No movie but TV. I have full confidence in Frank the Plank.
>>71977392
Jason Bourne.
I'm safe.
Pretty sure I'm safe
>300 spartans are defending the pass to my home
I'm good, thanks
>>71980803
This. Lawrence will crush Hardy with a perfect balance of bloodlust and autism.
I think so...
hahaha come at me gaylord
>Amélie
>forget the big guy, get the joint!
Fury Road
Kek, cancel each other out
Come at me brah
Jason Statham in Frontline. I think I'm fine.
>>71977392
i don't even know..
I mean, he held up his own on the jungle for 26 years, so He can fashion something up
Hardcore Henry, dude's a fucking cyborg, i'll be fine.
>>71977392
>Bronson
Uh, so is he going to kill me as bronson or is he going to fight a clone of himself?
SÃ
>Emperor Puyi
Dude got molested by eunuchs his whole childhood, I am fucked
>>71977392
Pottery.
You fucked up now, Hardy.
I think I'll be fine
>>71978471
Chaosh is a laddah anon.
Tom went looking in the wrong place.
Could we settle this with a dance off?
If so I got a chance.
>>71977392
>Lolita
Hmm.
>JK SIMMONS
I'm absolutely fine
when bonnie comes home, tom is donezo
>>71978486
Tom would just crash his boat with no survivors.
>>71978834
>Cuckghis Khan
That movie was a just a montage of all the times he got cucked before he snapped. I'm dead fucking serious.
Who is the protagonist in Harold and Kumar?
>>71986360
White Castle, the explosive diarrhea it bestows on Tom Hardy will protect you.
>>71980048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3b3Wpr1mpM
>>71986360
>Harold and Kumar
>>71977392
>robocop
I'm solid, bruh. I'm also much larger than Tom Hardy, and I'm well-armed, even by American standards.
>>71977392
Jesse from The Neon Demon
...
>Tom Hardy vs. Navy SEAL Bruce Willis
Hmmm...they're both manlets
>>71978471
A chaos with no survivors.
>>71986463
>The Neon Demon
Whats it like ? I never go to theater but might for this
>>71986006
DANCE OFF BRO, YOU AND ME.
>unintelligible cockney ensues
Paul Rudd from the fundamentals of caring. nope
>>71986518
If you think all films should have a strong narrative, don't, because then you'll dislike it and end up shitposting about it.
If you like art house, especially parodies, you'll love it.
>>71986686
Whats that soundtrack like ?
>>71977392
I have no idea who tom hardy is. Will I be okay?
>>71986816
Sounds like what it would be at a fashion shoot. Club, house, electro.
>>71977392
>Ryan Gossling
I wouldn't even need his help though. If a manlet like Shia Labouif knocked Hardy out, I would kill the Fogbreathing Motherfucker. I would just say "Time for some Electrical Infetterance." while winking at him before I sent Tom "Glass Jaw " Hardy to an early grave.
>>71985531
Dude could even beat a leather belt. Ur fucked.
>>71977392
>The lanklet from Green Room
I'm dead
>>71977392
guys tom hardy is gonna wreck emma watson :(
>>71987697
>implying we wouldn't want to watch it
I'm fine.
>>71987128
>I would just say "Time for some Electrical Infetterance." while winking at him
>>71977392
>a manlet is coming after me
i dont need help from anyone. but if i have to, kermit the frog from muppet xmas carol
>>71977392
Daniel plainview
We out here with bowling pins, come get us tom
>Stanley Goodspeed
I'm fucked
I'm safe. He's Tom's cute waifu.
>>71977392
>A 5" 7' man is coming to kill you
>>71977392
No one has any right being this big
>>71977392
Emily Blunt in Sicario.
For fucks sake.
Can we argue that Alejandro is the protagonist instead
I rewatched fury road yesterday. Is the protagonist Furiosa?
My god, Aidan gillen is 5'10" according to Google
Who's the big guy now?
Who's the protagonist in The Big Short? Either way I'm fucked but still, I'm curious.
>>71989086
hownew.ru
Baleman
I'm good.
>>71988019
>implying this implication
>>71977392
Killer from The Poughkeepsie Tapes. I'm alright.
>>71977392
I'm probably OK since they have proton packs
>>71990575
>kill, kill, kill, fuck
>>71977392
Jokes on you, literally just finished Fury Road after letting it sit on my hard drive for months.
>>71988697
No, it's immortan joe
>>71990691
Great taste, friend.
>>71988595
Sorry man, you're fucked.
>>71977392
>terminator 2
Is the terminator or that little shit the protagonist
>>71990783
Little Shit is the protagonist, you're fucked. Terminator is a force of nature in that movie.
>>71977392
>Abesheik Bachan in Dum Maaro Dum
Tom Hardy gets fucked in the ass with a 44
>>71977392
Beverly Hills Cop.
I think we're gonna do just fine.
>Two days before Hardy's rampage
>They smuggled the chinaman into his house via Amazon packaging that the hacker hacked.
>The twins acted as deliverymen who must "hand this package to Mr. Hardy's hands" at all cost
>But Hardy wasn't home because he's being held up by Saul who's posing as Hardy's new physician. He told him random bullshit just so he can have the perfect size of Hardy's feet.
>After finding out his feet size, the Chinaman, whom the twins placed in Hardy's room, found all of Hardy's running shoes; the brand, the colours, etc and told the rest of the team before escaping via the bathroom sink.
>With this knowledge the team bought the exact copy of Hardy's shoes but slightly bigger so the demolitionist can stuff small amounts of thremite in it.
>The next day, Brad Pitt posed as himself (as in, the actor Brad Bitt) and barged inside Hardy's house, telling the housekeeper that "Tom's expecting him" while the latter is once again being held by the fake doctor.
>While at Hardy's the man posing as Brad Pitt changed all of his running shoes with the one that are rigged with thermite.
>Cut to today, Tom Hardy is chasing the client, wearing one of "his" shoes, until a remote detonation triggered the small amount of thermite in them, causing the shoes's soles to melt and Hardy stumbling and crashing on the ground with a painful, but not too severe foot burns.
>Danny Ocean can be seen sipping whiskey with the detonator across the street as he give you that charming smile and a nod.
Frank Drebin could kick his ass
paw patrol
im screwed, and 6 little doggies will die
I think Im pretty well covered
>>71990764
Like you wouldn't
>>71977392
>Woody Allen (Annie Hall)
>"politicians? you know the ethics those guys have. It's like a notch underneath child molester. welp, i'm dead
I should start running real fast
>>71977392
Reprogrammed T-800 model 101 terminator.
I'll be fine.
>inb4 John Connor is the protagonist
