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>100,000 Dothraki rapists and raiders
>100 Ironborn ships and the rapists and raiders to man them
>up to 70,000 Reach soldiers
>up to 30,000 Dornishmen
>up to 8000 Unsullied
>3 dragons
>le witty dwarf

How the fuck is she gonna lose?

>>71954624
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azor who cares
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/tv/ is fucking dead
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>>71966249
She won't, even Night's King can't do shit about her.
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>>71966249
You know those movies where the villain's army eliminate themselves over faction disagreements?

Yeah
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>>71966249
Thats a lot of rapists...also the only way she could lose is by bad writing...so...
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>>71966249
>Bringing in thousands of foreigners with no idea what to do with them after conquering
>Lack of experience with Westerosi culture. The same could be said for much of her army
>Euron

And most importantly
>Winter
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>Iron born you can join but no more raping and raiding

LOL k

>Dothraki let's go rape and raid the entire seven kingdoms.

Danys a retard and hypocrite. Also Queen of Burgers now.

Team fucking Sansa now.
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>>71966344
>Dany is the villain of ASOIAF
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Maisie has always been /got/'s waifu. From the very beginning.
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>>71966249
Will we ever see this place again?
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>>71966417
Can dragons even survive in snow? they are reptiles, and reptiles are cold blood creatures, they shouldn't have strength in winter.

It's like the ultimate ruse: Dany counted on her dragons for so long and hyped them since book 1, and they suddenly fail. lol
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>>71966476
>season 7
>Brienne goes back to Tarth instead
>then goes on a travel tour of the Riverlands for 10 episodes

Yeah, we'll see the Stormlands.
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>>71966476
Yes, when Arya and Gendry reside there after their marriage.
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>>71966476

We haven't even seen the westerlands yet.
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>>71966433
>team character who has no idea what she's doing, if she's doing anything at all
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>>71966476
Every man there must have died after Blackwater and the 20 good men
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>>71966546
Will that mean JaimexBrienne for the Westernland lord and lady? Its the only shippingshit I mark out too.
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>>71966537
You failed just like the abortion your mother tried 15 years ago when she was carrying you
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>>71966433
But Sansa's a fucking idiot who cameras around the more interesting characters.
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None of her forces are trained/equipped for extended fighting in winter. She can't take the north without moving her forces through the Neck. Her Dothraki are only good as mounted archers and skirmishers, her Unsullied are lightly armored spearmen, and we haven't seen how dragons react to cold weather.
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What do British girls mean by this?
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>>71966587
>Marrying the one hand fag when glorious Azor Tormund is around

Lel
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>>71966666
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>>71966666
Can't argue with those quints
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Lol, the show's gonna end and we're not even gonna be able to see Lannisport, Highgarden, Starfall, and Storm's End.

J U S T
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>>71966249
One faceless will get the job done desu.
They're all nothing without Dany.
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>>71965418
>ashara's suicide

Brandon Stark + Ashara Dayne = Jon Snow
Rhaegar Targaryen + Lyanna Stark = Daenerys Targaryen
Eddard promises Lyanna
Returns Dawn to Ashara at Castle Starfall
Discovers Jon, trades him for Daenerys
Ashara fakes her suicide, becomes “Septa Lemore”
Smuggles Daenerys to Pentos to be with Ser Willem Darry and Viserys
Joins Jon Connington to raise and train Aegon the Reconqueror
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So...Bran timewarged into Rhaegar to kick everything off, right?
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>>71966739

Yes. He wanted to fuck up the world while tapping that sweet aunt lyanna puss
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>>71966433
>Team fucking Sansa now.

Good luck with that...
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Dany will get thirsty for someone's cock and ruin all her advantages chasing it but then win somehow
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>>71966774
SOON
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>>71966774
Me on the right
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>>71966722
>A shitty 2 sec cheap CGI shot followed by a scene in a stock talking room
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>>71966722
>Lannisport, Highgarden, Starfall
we never see these in the books either, what's the problem?
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>>71966546

>you were not the massive negro bull that fucked her asshole that night

sigh
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>>71966476
>Will we ever see this place again?

"But Davos turned to the Mistwood, and so came back to Cape Wrath, as day was ending once more. And he went on, and there was yellow light, and fire within; and the evening meal was ready, and he was expected. And Marya drew him in, and set him in his chair, and put little Stannis upon his lap. He drew a deep breath. 'Well, I'm back,' he said."

The End
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>>71966546
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>>71966722
>Lol, the show's gonna end and we're not even gonna be able to see Greywater Watch

fixed
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>>71966249

>vagina

Forgot one
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>>71966774
Wow look at that guy's junk
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>>71966774
D&D don't have the balls to do it
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>>71966722
>Lol, the show's gonna end and we're not even gonna be able to see Dany squatting in the grass, groaning, with every stool looser than the one before, and smelling fouler.
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>>71966839
You have to go back, faggot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3Bb5h9gFF4
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>>71966249
>>up to 70,000 Reach soldiers
Lannister's still have more.
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>>71966940
no they dont. Its a well known fact the Reach has the largest army numbers wise
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>>71966892
> owning a home computer
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>>71967009
Not according to Jaime and Olenna didn't dispute him
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>>71966940

"One host of 20,000 men is to be commanded by Lord Tywin himself, while the other
15,000 men are to be commanded by his son Ser Jaime Lannister."

"Only 4,000 men under the command of Lords Vance and Piper can be spared to guard
the main pass between the Westerlands and the Riverlands at the Golden Tooth."

"When word of Lord Eddard’s arrest arrives in Winterfell, Robb Stark calls his father’s
bannermen together and marches south with a hastily assembled host of 12,000 men,
planning to gather more as he moves south."

"Robb Stark arrives at Moat Cailin, where he is joined by his mother and a final 1,750 men
from White Harbor, bringing his total to 18,000."

"In exchange for his crossing and the support of the Freys (who provide 4,000 men)"

"Roose Bolton marches down the Kingsroad with roughly 16,000 men, mostly infantry,
to engage Lord Tywin"

"The remaining [Lannister] camp, containing roughly 2,000 spearmen and 2000 bowmen,
is left unmolested and retreats in good order back to the Golden Tooth under the command
of Ser Forley Prester."

"He [Renly] assembles a massive army of 100,000 men and begins marching slowly on
King’s Landing, letting the Lannisters and Starks bleed each other while his new father-
in-law Lord Mace Tyrell continues assembling a reserve host at Highgarden.

"Stannis sails for his brother Renly’s seat at Storm's End with his 5,000 men."
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>>71967037
>owning an Apple product
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>>71966666
>mounted archers
lolno.
Also, according to Martin Dragons cannot fly in storm.
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>>71966671
How is she so hauntingly beautiful?
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>>71967102
My employer pays for it. Soz.
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>>71967009
>no they dont. Its a well known fact the Reach has the largest army numbers wise
Season 6 jaime saying that Reach have second large army in Westeros
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>>71967083
To be fair GRRM plays fast and loose with his numbers but

>70,000 Reachmen

lolno
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>>71966506
Dragons blood is hot enough to set arrows that pierce them on fire. They are magic, not Sun powered reptiles
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>>71967186
> Jamie
> someone I would trust
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>>71967216
>D - denial
Olenna didn't dispute him
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>>71966666
Now imagine her trying to siege a castle
>unsullied can only use spears for some reason which are shit inside buildings
>dothraki can't do anything
>can't use dragons because everyone will hate her if she burns a whole city down
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>>71967186
Second largest, yes.

The reach has the most about of heavy horse though.
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Euron is going to fuck Dany's shit up. That or a storm.

Or he will summon the drowned God.
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>>71967267
>The reach has the most about of heavy horse though.
Proofs?
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>>71967280
Euron will absolutely level the playing field somehow.
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>>71967083
how can the ENTIRE NORTH have just like 20,000 men available lol
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>>71966296
Based
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>>71966530
It'd be nice to see someone not teleporting desu.
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>>71967280
Hopefully a Kraken will fuck up that entire fleet
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>>71967332
>cold as fuck
>not nearly as much to eat as south
>have to worry about wall 24/7 as well as wars
I wonder why
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>>71967302
At work, don't have the passages on me, but the reach is known for being the pinnacle of chivalry and has the most knights and they hold chivalry to a higher standard than the other seven kingdoms. A simple Google search will confirm
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>>71967381
>>have to worry about wall 24/7
do they really?
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>>71967386
>chivalry
>mattering in combat
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>>71966704
Best Sansa.
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Reminder Stannis is alive

>Dany appears in Westeros, show slowly coming to conclusion
>suddenly, army of 120 000 men appears with Stannis Baratheon leading it
>he literally slays a dragon (Drogon) while Daenerys screams like a bitch
>everybody is absolutely shocked by his brutality as he grabs Daenerys by her hair and slits her throat
>normies rage, Burlington Bar fucking explodes
>Melly Sanders TREMBLES in excitement, immidiatelly drops to her knees along with all the Dothraki to their new khal
>everybody cheers 'Stannis Stannis Stannis' and even he cracks a smile
>Paradise City starts playing as scene fades away with Stannis smiling and everybody gathering around him in peace to celebrate his existence
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>>71966249
>How the fuck is she gonna lose?
Hubris.
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>>71967332
The 20,000 was only what Robb could summon within a few weeks to save Ned.

The North is supposed to be as large as the rest of Westeros combined, it'd take months to summon every possible recruit
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>>71967399
Kind of. They're really the only people who somewhat know about the White Walkers and have to deal with the Wildings' shit.
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>>71967400
Didn't say it matters in combat, but it does matter socially and they value it, thus more men aspire to knighthood than say archery.
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>>71967427
>spend four seasons butchering Stannis' character just to have him return in season 7
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>>71967444
Large doesn't mean heavily populated.

Especially in a place as cold as tits.
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What was his fucking problem, /got/?
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>>71967524
remove that facebook meme at one
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>>71967541
Yeah I don't think there'd be much more than that, but that was the stated reason why Robb "only" had 20,000 when he went south
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>>71966249
>208100 soldiers
>100 ships
how the fuck is she fitting 2000 people on each ship

huge vagina
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>>71967554
Euron probably molested him as well
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>>71967607
>100 ships
Nice meme.
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>>71966249
20 Good Lannister Men.
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>>71967305
If D&D had any balls, there would be an episodes-long sea battle when Euron ambushed Dany and summons Giant Krakens with magic, leading to a hard-fought battle that tests Dany's will and depletes her forces before arriving to KL. But knowing D&D, she will probably crush Euron in a seven minute segment where she throws in a jab about his "big cock" and then makes this face and has the rest of the Iron fleet join her
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Daily Reminder: Daenerys is barren and thus needs Jon Snow to carry out the Targaryen line. Jonerys can't happen.
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>>71967628
Euron is goin to be pissed when Theon fucks him in the butt with his new Volcano cock then.
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>>71966249
>decides to completely destroy every slaver city and declares war when they offer her ships and gold
>doesn't do shit against the Dothraki whose whole culture is built on enslaving and raping everyone that isn't Dothraki.
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>>71967661
It's Bran. gief wishes plox.
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>>71967607
And horses.
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>>71967663
Dothraki aren't middle eastern. Middle Easterners always get the shit end of the stick.
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>>71967661
Bran

Kill Emilia
Kill Sophie
Kill Maisie
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>>71967663
Khal Drogo dicked her too well. Bitches dont think straight when their buttholes have been stretched out by Alpha cock
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>>71967663
>implying showfags haven't already forgotten that the Dothraki aren't just ambiguously-ethnic guys that like riding horses shirtless
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>>71967702
>Alpha
>Dies from a little scratch
Jon Snow is more alpha.
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>>71966249
>Brings in rapists
>Husband was notorious rapist
>Advocates against rape

P O T T E R Y
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>>71967661
bran


my one wish is kill DnD
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>>71967693
Dothraki are obviously faux-mongols.
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>>71967720
>implying Jon's little pecker could ever satisfy Dany like the BDD
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>>71967767
Mongols weren't middle eastern, friend.
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>>71967720
well, being alpha helps when the character is literally gary sue.
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>>71966249
She'll lose like a shitload of Dothraki to the sea and desease. The ones that land will be unruly fucks that fuck off in all directions and pillage fucking everything. The Reach and Dornish will be occupied trying to spread out and stop them.

Reach and Dornish will also lose a shitload of men to some other OTHER exploding fire trap. They'll also do something to piss off a dragon and it'll go nuts and burn like 10k of them to death and cause a big ass mutiny. The Unsullied will lose like 70% of their numbers just protecting her from all the chaosh.

She'll take Kings Landing with the like 5k soldiers she has left by the end of next season and probably be down a dragon or two.
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>>71967450
please filter bradamante and stop responding
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>>71967783
Yes. I didn't say they were middle eastern.
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>>71967701
>>71967750
good
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>>71967801
kek
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>>71967808
he dindu nuffin
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>>71967808
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>>71967828
Then what the fuck did you respond to me for? Is this some new dank b8?
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VALI6mbXB-E

>Replaced with "big cock"

Why are D&D such hacks?
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>>71967841
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>>71966249
>100,000 Dothraki
They've lose against anointed mounted knights because of armor and discipline
>100 Ironborn ships and the raiders
Who constantly lose on land and are sent back to the Iron Islands to lick their wounds.
>70,000 Reach soldiers
They're with the North now.
>8000 unsullied
murdered by perfumed nobles in masks
>3 dragons
It took 3 of them to burn one ship down, Cersei blew up an entire cathedral with dragon's fire
>dwarf
Cersei knows her brother's tactics.

Can't wait for the great upset when Cersei actually wins.
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>>71967913


t. deluded cersei cuck
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>>71967185
>Being employed

Why don't you just own the means of production and let the state protect it and the infrastructure required to run it for you and have the wageslaves pay the state?
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>>71967913
What do you mean they are with the North? are you confusing The Vale with The Reach?
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>>71967801
>implying seeing a Targaryen and the return of dragons won't be seen as the world's biggest fucking omen after years of incompetent rulers and bloody civil war and rally most of Westeros to her cause.
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>>71967913
Cersei is going to see demand Qyburn to burn down all of King Slanding rather than handing it over the Daenerys and then Jaime will put a sword through her back.
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>>71967913
I doubt Cersei will actually win, but all she has to do is place Wildfire in the streets when Dany attacks so she can't use fire at all or she blows up KL, leaving her with no castle and people who hate her.
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>>71967888
2/10, not enough mockery of the word "gallivanting" or Theon's lack of a cock
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>entire culture is patriarchal, violent, and fractious
>women are basically just slaves and fuck toys to them
>hate magic and especially female magic users
>some girl kills all the Khals by setting fire to building but survives due to her magic in their holy city
>immediately all the dothraki fall to ground in submission instead of killing her stupid ass and fighting amongst themselves to determine the new pecking order
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>>71967913
The unsullied are just pure trash desu, they got beaten in 1v1 fight against civilians with knives and masks.
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>>71967647

>implying she won't just say "dracarys" and then the ironborn will mutiny against Urine and join her
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>>71967888
This stinks
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>>71967913
>Cersei knows her brother's tactics.
Cersei don't know SHIT muh nigga
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Who's ready to see the EPIC scene of daenerys surviving wildfire?
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>>71967888
This speech sucks.
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>>71967888
Why don't the Iron Born use cutlasses?
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>>71967871
:^)
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>>71968128
Did they even bother explaining how she survived the second time ?
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>>71968171
Why don't Iron Born use neurons?
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>>71968128
>dany survives wildfire
>smirks smugly
>suddenly a wild bell appears and smashes her LIKE THIS
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>>71968208
Because Show-Targs are just straight up immune to fire.
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Jon sucks.
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>>71968208
yes
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>>71968233
Jon isn't though

Does that confirm the Bonifer Hasty theory?
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>>71968233
WHAT ABOUT VISERYS
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>>71968213
Because their primary religious ritual causes partial brain death.
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>>71968208
She's a targ-aryan and they're the super magic bloodline. Wait for a scene of Jon resisting fire that retcons the previous seasons
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>>71968263
John is only half Targ. His other hand is immune.
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>>71968271
He wasn't a dragon, he was less than the shadow of a snake.
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>>71968277
>John
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>>71968263
dafuq is a Bonifer Hasty Theory?Are you just making up words?
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>>71968230
Nah it'll be a toilet seat.
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>>71968302
THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
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>>71967427
>stannis
>smiling
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>you should check your cis white male privilege Jon Snow

what did she mean by this ?
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>>71968316
That's his Targaryen name.
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Danny shouldve died and her brother should've lived through with the dragons.
Prove me wrong
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>>71968366
>Jhonerys
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>>71968358
>You stole that joke from Preston Jacobs
What did you mean by this?
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>>71968324
There's a theory claiming that Bonifer "Baelor Butthole" Hasty, who had an affair with Aerys' wife before they were married, has cucked Aerys and is actually Rhaegar's father.
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>>71968349
Nope.

Nailed it.
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>>71966249
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>>71968324
>>71968392
It's not a theory, it's a meme
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>>71968392
fuck off

this is the most unfunny theory that you faggots have pushed here

it's just as unfunny as the "AZOR MEANS BUTTSTUFF XD" autist
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>>71968448
kek, Brad, you're the most autistic of us.
>Muh anime prince Rhaegar
>B-best P-prince guys
>I'm not gay
You're a meme
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>>71968419
It's actually been a theory long before it became a meme.

>>71968448
Kill yourself tripcuck
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>>71968494
how the fuck does any of that make me gay
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>>71968499
>It's actually been a theory long before it became a meme.

It sure feels like a meme with how much a couple anons keeps pushing it.
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>>71968499
It was a meme long before that.
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>>71968550
It's just one anon. Cleganebowl was a popular theory before some autist started spamming it.
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>>71966249
Whatever happens, it's gonna be abrupt and it won't make much sense.
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>>71968550
>a couple anons
it's literally one guy

and i'm 100% certain it's the same "AZOR MEANS BUTT STUFF XD" autist
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>>71968611
You tell 'em.
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>>71968520
Because you take your trip off to branpedo post.
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>>71968680
b8
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Reminder:
Anonymous >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>namefags>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tripfags
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What's the chance that Cersei will use wildfire to blow up Dany's fleet?
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Arya's storyline is practically an anime right now.
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>>71968755
Zeroo since it would be the smart thing to do
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>>71968755
Zero.

Dany's not gonna sail into King's Landing and Cersei isn't smart enough to successfully pull it off, or stupid enough to do it when Tyrion's the dude who pulled it off in the first place and is on Dany's side.
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>>71968755
Zero it's already been done
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>>71968788
not really... its kind of boring and pointless as fuck
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>swn force you to wear her bikini top, then mock and taunt you mercilessily for not being man enough to stand up for yourself and refuse her bullying

Life is Suffering
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>>71968788
>le spunky tomboy rich girl that wants to be a fighter rather than a proper lady
When wasn't she an anime character?
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>>71968788
I'd gladly have her as my loli
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>>71966249
Tyrion kills her
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>>71968907
So, basically anime.
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>>71968788
The entirety of GoT is an anime desu. Every relevant character is under 18 or a Lannister.
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Would you hire Maisie to be in your film?
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>>71969055
Maisie is pretty
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>>71968919
is that khaleesi? Wow, much hotter as a brunette
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>>71969145
She was completely wrong for the role
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>>71969041
The only relevant character under the age of 18 is Bran.
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>>71969145
>khaleesi

her name is daenerys
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All these scientists saying Dragons are scientifically feasible, and we haven't made any yet.
Suicide is the only option.
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>>71969203
which role?
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>>71969205
in the books theyre all preteens or little kids
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>>71969124
No lies detected.
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>>71969237
As Dany. Which is surprisingly, since they did a good job with most of the other casting
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>>71967541
>Large doesn't mean heavily populated.
>Especially in a place as cold as tits.

It's not cold as tits, otherwise nobody could/would live there.

Mance brought 100,000 Wildings to cross the Wall they live in an even colder region.

D&D are retards, stop using them as a reference for anything.
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Azor mother of dragons. Jon is her Nissa Nissa. Screen cap this.
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>>71969386
>blaming D&D for robb having 20k soldiers
lol
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>>71969205
Jon is 15, Daenerys is 12, Arya is 10.
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>>71969386
Youre a faggot who cant count or pay attention if you really believe Mance's emoty 100k threat. Most of the wildlings are women and children, and Its obvious during one of the Jon scenes when Mance captures him before Stannis charge that Mance was just making emopty threats
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>>71969284
Wow, how nice for THE BOOKS.
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>>71968919
stop this :'(
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>>71969428
when you say entirety of GoT people will think youre referring to the show not the books
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>>71969428
How the fuck would Dany be twelve?
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>>71969428
i literally just noticed that Dany, Jon and Tyrion's mothers all died giving birth to them. I guess it's pretty obvious who rides the dragons. And why Tyrion is always bitching about saddles.
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>>71969447
>Most of the wildlings are women and children

I didn't say there were 100K Wilding warriors, the point is that the North isn't a barren shithole they way Dumb & Dumber portray it.

D&D are so stupid they've got the Wildings living on a fucking glacier, for R'hllor's sake....
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>>71969647
>for R'hllor's sake
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>>71969680
This fag doesn't praise the God of light!
Hahaha
When was your last sacrifice fucko?
R'hllor Hungers.
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>>71966249
>100,000 dotkraki rapists

not canon, the designated strong independent womyn™ declared their traditions over remember?
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>>71969386
Mance spent years trying to unite different tribes for the sake of survival.

Robb spent a few weeks forming an army so he could save his father.
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>>71968919
hopefully her career tanks badly after GoT and she develops sever depression and blows through her savings quickly through a series of rash financial decisions. Then she would be forced ro work as an independent escort in London, and for 2000 dollars an hour, one can live any khaleesi femdom fantasies he may have
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>>71969715
cringe
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>>71969753
We're all cringing for you buddy!
The night is dark and full of terrors you fucking retard!
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>>71969784
still cringing at your roleplaying faggotry

off yourself
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>>71966551
most of Robb's story in season 2 was in the Westerlands
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>>71969802
Off yourself!
Better yet, give yourself over to R'hllor!
Stick your head in an oven like fucking Plath!
All of /got/ is begging for it!
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>>71969749
>Mance spent years trying to unite different tribes for the sake of survival.
>Robb spent a few weeks forming an army so he could save his father.

Yeah, and?

The North isn't a barren shithole, that's just another example of Dumb & Dumber's astounding ignorance on any conceivable subject.
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>>71967076
Lannister forces should be exhausted and their resources should be depleted. The fact that they're still portrayed as the strongest faction in the show is ridiculous. The Reach should be able to crush them at this point. Hell, the Vale would probably be able to defeat them as well.
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>>71969859
i like how you're blaming D&D for george's ideas
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What are the chances of Littlefinger sitting on the Iron throne ? He's responsible for litterally everything that went wrong with the 7 kingdoms.
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>>71969579
Nice
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>>71969859
Im saying the North isnt barren but theres nothing wrong with the 20 000 men.
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>>71969864
when did Jaime and Olenna have a scene together? Also, Lannisters probably arent that depleted, they only fought Robb in two battles and the Tullys in a few minir skirmishes, and they were using mercenaries and common people hastily prepared heavily. It would take more than a few minor battles to deplete the most wealthy Great House
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>>71969885
Literally 0%, not even memeing
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>>71969924
>a few battles
Costing them close to half their force. Don't be a dumb fuck and think they have any more than a few Knights on Retinue at any given time.
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>>71969885
Zero. Hes of too low a birth to ever be king, no matter how much dickery he is responsible for.
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>>71966249
Aegon lost half his army and all his elephants in a storm that scattered his fleet during the naval invasion of the Stormlands.
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>>71966249
>“Look at me!” he would shout as he ran laughing through the halls of the circus. “Look at me, god of tits and wine!,” or “Look at me, kuh kuh kuh!,” or “Look at me, look at me, I am guilty of being a dwarf!” The bold little man with wild black hair and laughing eyes was a man grown now, one-and-forty, and still he played his games. "Look at me, I’m an actor!", Stephen thought sadly. Oh, Peter, Peter, dear sweet child, do you know what you are doing?”
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>>71969924
They fought far more than two battles. They were getting their ass kicked. The war was costly for the Lannisters, and afterwards they were able to maintain a hold on the throne because of the aid provided by the Tyrells.

In addition, they're in complete disarray politically.
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>>71967076
Jaime was talking to the Tyrells when he said most powerful army in Westeros. He was talking about their army.
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>Dany knocks over some braziers, setting the stone floor of the hut on fire as if the whole place was doused in copious amounts of kerosene
>kills every Dothraki leader
>the horde sees Dany walk out and immediately hail her as their new leader
>be right back, I parked my dragon somewhere around the corner

Once upon a time this show was watched for its intricate plots and politics.
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Why is the high priest even considered a threat ? Srsly just hire a bunch of mercenaries or some of Clegane's soldiers and kill them all.
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Why did Roose make Ramsay a Bolton? Roose knew Ramsay was a loose canon who didn't understand the politics of being a leader. He also knew Ramsay was a murderous bastard. Why did Roose give some savage dick that much power?
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>>71970114
>Srsly just hire a bunch of mercenaries or some of Clegane's soldiers and kill them all.

because we need a huge explosion for the plot sake.
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>>71970089
He said the Tyrells had the second largest army

>You've got the second largest army in Westeros. You'll bring them into the city, stop Queen Margaery's humiliation before it starts, and take her back into Crown custody.

The Lannisters aren't gonna play third fiddle.
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>>71966249
Why won't she just fuck this guy already?
He may be old but he's still better looking than 99.6% of all men probably and he loves her.
Seriously what the fuck. Is just because he's beta?
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>>71970114
In the books it's actually a big deal. They've got a lot of soldiers and even knights along with much of the population of King's Landing on their side.

The show just does an absolute shit job at portraying it. Bernie Sanders leads a dozen or so guys with clubs and black bathrobes totally unopposed.
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>>71967913
Based Bobby B says Dothraki would #rekt Westeros in an open battle.
I don't need to even address the rest of your retardation.
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>>71970191
>Based Bobby B
Yeah, how many battles Bobby won without Ned, John and Stannis?
Also, he mean that if Targaryens will return half of Westeros could join to them against Baratheons.
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>>71970164
You're retarded.
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>>71970130
The show gets the major plot details more or less correct but completely bungles the execution. In the books Ramsay is completely subservient to his father and Roose being an oblivious moron who doesn't see Ramsay usurping him coming would never happen.
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>>71970230
Most of them, actually. He won three battles in a single day.
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>>71970177
>tfw a naked milf is enough to have a whole city supporting you
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>>71970266
>Most of them, actually.
Yeah, because Ned was his military advisor and Stannis hold the whole Reach.
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>>71970164
I don't remember exactly as it was worded, but I think that is right. What I do remember is actually stopping and analyzing that phrase and going "Oh I guess he is directing the second largest army thing to Kevan"
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Whatever the hell happened to Jorah's armor?

That entire theme of plate armor's effectiveness seems to have just evaporated after S1.
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>>71966457
most beautiful girl in the seven continents
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>>71970286
You said without Ned, Jon, or Stannis.
Most of his battles were won without them. Ned and Jon didn't even come down to help until about midway through the war.
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>>71970297
A lot of shit seems to have evaporated after S1
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>>71970230
I remember very well what Robert said, my point was specifically about the comment that they would be no match in an open battle, not the following discussion about how they could stay in their castles but that would only lead to the people turning on them.
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>>71970297
He's been getting rekt ever since he stopped wearing that armor.
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>>71970296
Why would he direct the second largest army thing to Kevan when Kevan's supposed to step down to let the Tyrells march in and be the ones to face the High Sparrow?
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curious how a certain notable lord who didn't show up to declare for jon as kitn is also one of the only people alive who knows that hes really a targ fucking shit :^)
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>>71970355
What episode was it? I'll just pull it up on HBO GO and verify. I just remember stopping at that scene because I thought they fucked up and said the Reach wasn't the largest, and then thought it was just worded awkwardly after immediately re-watching it.
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>>71970355
It doesn't matter. If he did say that to Olenna then that's D&D's fuck up and they'll retcon it later. The Reach had around 70k men at full strength, which is basically where it's still at, and the Lannisters were said in season one to have about 60k Max strength. And then the Lannisters fought a war and lost over half their force.
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>>71970397
Does Benjen know?
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