So, my gf went to watch Me Before You without me, and ever since has been mocking me for not being romantic enough. She is constantly tweeting quotes from the movie, told me to buy her the novel, and is obssessed with Emilia Clarke now because "she was amazing and so cute in the movie." What should i do?
>letting her have a twitter account
You already fucked up
Put her in a silver wig and fuck her like Karl Drogo
Or buy her the novel like an obedient cuck
someone post the eyebrows webm
>>71962055
>and is obssessed with Emilia Clarke now because "she was amazing and so cute in the movie.
bitch needs glasses
>>71962055
Steal a wheelchair, take it to her house, sit in it, shit yourself, and force her to clean it up. She will swoon.
>>71962119
I call her "moon of my life" and constantly have to remind her she is supposed to answer "my sun and stars" My relationship is a disaster
>>71962078
You should have seen the verbal beatdown I got once when I criticized one of her tweets. She got sooooo butthurt she didnt talk to me for a day and a half.
>>71962149
tbf Clarke is adorable
>>71962440
yiss
>>71962440
>>71962482
She looks like an escapee from Henson's Creature Shop, the Dark Crystal section
>>71962149
her sister was cuter
>>71962140
![1463939484904[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Aq3Z4FV.jpg "1463939484904[1].jpg")
>>71962799
Not even a fucking contest.
>In Me Before You, Jenna Louise Coleman stars as Anne, an up and coming fashion designer whose life gets turned upside down when she must take care of her mentally challenged sister played by Emilia Clarke after their parents die in an accident
>>71962871
Does emilia play with LEGO
>>71962871
They look nothing alike, why the fuck were they cast as sisters. I think director just wanted to have khaleesi and coleman on screen together so he can fap to them at the same time
>>71962911
Does eating them count?
>>71962933
>I think director just wanted to have khaleesi and coleman on screen together so he can fap to them at the same time
And have one of them acting retarded
>>71962933
the sister actually looked related to the parents though. maybe khaleesi was adopted.
>>71963019
So many English actresses, so many spastic faces
>>71962055
Get her pet caterpillars.
>>71963053
why?
>>71962803
>she will never wrap her eyebrows around your dick
>>71962055
You can do whatever you wabt, it's your relationship. But i'm gonna tell you this: your girlfriend doesn't know the difference between fiction and reality, and is comparing you with it. If she's not 19 or less, that will be a problem for ever.
>>71963141
She is 23
>>71962055
You should pretend to be paralyzed while saying really romantic things whenever she's around.
>>71963192
can you post picture sof her pusy lips pleas?
>>71963192
She'll grow out of this ''be more romantic with me like in this movie i love'' phase, but she''l do the same everytime, or not, maybe she'll change.
>>71962055
you two dont seem like a good fit, the kind of people who date one a other because one of you is a guy and the other is a girl and its just something to do. for your sake and hers, you should part ways. she wants something specific out of this relationship and youre not interested in doing that, which is fine. the sooner you two split the sooner you can get to finding partners that fit your attitude/personality/interests.
>>71963290
you're supposed to be working the reception desk Pajeet
>>71962055
Book a hotel room for a night and get a reservation for a decent restaurant. If her yapping is getting annoying organize something more physical for you to do.
The endgame is to fuck her good enough so she pipes down.
>>71963340
This.
>>71963364
kek
>>71963340
We have very similar taste in shows, and she goes to any movie I choose when we go to the theatre together even if she doesnt like it.
OP, dont be a Jorah or a Daario, be a Khal Drogo. Buttrape the bitch until you own her mind,body and soul. Look at how he owwns her and how she is so wet just being in his prescence. Thats how you should be. Dont be supplicative to her
>>71963825
>instantly reverts to cunt mode after being deprived of alpha dick and being surrounded by submissive cucks, some of who have been literally castrated
it fits
>>71962055
Romance movies like this are essentially soft-core porn for women. They set unrealistic expectations in their minds, and allow them to fantasize about unattainable situations. So you should watch some really degenerate porn and start criticizing her for not putting wine bottles in her ass and enjoying incestuous knife-play
You know, just to even the score
>>71963893
seriously watch how she literally swoons and worships Drogo because he donminated her, and even when he fell in love with her, alwyas ket her know he was boss. Mercenary Daario had that same effect on her, but Her cunt dried up the moment Daario gave her a flower and started acting so beta
wheel around in a chair and act like a sack of shit
>>71964027
Only works if you're a handsome motherfucker
>>71962055
Did he have back problems after this shot?
>>71962871
>That last picture
N-now kiss
>>71964048
handsome and rich motherfucker**
>>71963514
that doesnt make a fulfilling and happy relationship. i get that you guys are young and probably arent worried about seriously datingamd more focused on having someone around/physical contact/the perks of being in a relationship, but it sounds like you're already fizzling out. she seems to want more; to be desired and taken care of, to date the kind of who will randomly do romantic gestures for her because hes thinking of her and how happy it made her, someone who she wouldnt have to ignore for a day because he joked at her? about her? on twitter. whatever the context of that was.
i can see her being the one who wants to leave first, unless she hits 30 and realizes she cant do better than you or something.
>>71962345
Dude... Stop insisting on things like that if she doesn't go along with it, it just becomes awkward if either of you insist on it. Things like that just sort of come up in a relationship, you can't force them.
>>71964338
sheesh relax....it was once or twice over text
>>71964308
she made a post about liking ryan goseling and I got angry and told her to remove it. She then removed me "not because I was right" but because "she doesnt care"
>>71964565
lmao
insecure boy
>>71964644
fuck off. Im whipped but not a cuck. my gf wont post shirtless pics of other men
was honestly surprised her acting was able to evoke an emotional response from me. Sure shes still a fat aging hag but she played the part well.
>>71964729
>wont
but she did
>>71964753
well she promptly removed when I told her to
>>71962055
Prep the bull you cuck or else she'll just cheat on you for being a huge pussy.
>>71963019
thats a top-tier fuckpussy sex face
