>Listen! Do you smell something?
>(Melissa McCarthy farts)
>Someone changes their tampon and you just want to keep it?
>Do you have any hobbies?
>I collect vibrators, Cosmo, and the complete works of Andrea Dwarkin
>It's true. This woman has no vag.
>Have you or any member of your family ever been diagnosed schizophrenic or mentally incompetent?
>Well, my uncle once told me that the wage gap was the result of men and women choosing different sorts of occupations, and that paying women less for the same work would be illegal
>I'll call that a big yes.
>He unconsentually looked in my general direction. I feel so literally raped.
>>71949487
I hope you're joking.
Although I don't really care because I'm not going to watch it anyway.
>>71949523
No. NO!!!!! You will watch it you male pig!!!! You watch it or you prove to the whole world that men are scum!!!!
>>71949487
>that first fart quote
Isn't that a rip on Stantz in the library?
>I'm sorry for saying you friend zoned me, I know that "friendzoning" is an imaginary and misogynistic way of looking at a relationship.
>>71949487
That picture looks badass. I wanna watch the movie now.
>>71949739
Friendzoning doesn't exist, though.
>>71949748
mmhmmm getting me wet over here big fella. Lets discuss when you take me out to dinner, K???
>>71949487
God this movie has been so forced, I don't even know why people like the original Ghostbusters.
>Don't cross. Your legs on the subway. Like manspreading, it would be bad.
>Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis
>NIGGA I BROKE!
>May I see this storage facility
>No.
>And why not, Ms. McCarthy?
>Because you forgot to check your cis-male heteronormative privilege, shitlord.
>there is no Dana. Only Zuul
>Did you just try mansplaining to me?
>You are so kind to take care of that man. You’re a real huwomanitarian.
>>71949487
Are these quotes real? Please be baiting.
>>71949858
They're real senpai.
>>71949858
'fraid not, family. All true.
>>71949487
Fake, but I'd believe the McCarthy fart one.
Supposedly beyond the dick-shooting scene they don't have many references to them being women, which, hey, is all I can really ask for.Also I get in for free because I shovel popcorn so no loss to me either way.
How long until we know how well it's doing at the box office?
>>71949931
Tell me about the popcorn. How do you make it taste not like shit.
>>71949961
it's tracking better than expected. They're looking at a $270 million weekend.
>>71949988
Cum on it before you eat it, idiot
>>71949988
I don't. People are typically disappointed
>>71949787
It does. Saying you only one to be friends with someone is totally a thing
It's only awful when people treat it like it's the end of the god damn world. As if being a friend is a bad thing.
>>71950044
It is when all you want is to fuck the person. WTF is the point of having "friends" anyway?
>>71949988
Traditionally we try not to pop it in a shit-ass microwave and actually use a damn popper.
That thing's a bitch to clean by the way.
This movie was OK.
>mfw the fat one goes home at the end of the day and writes erotic ghost rape fantasies on her tumblr
>>71950044
>As if being a friend is a bad thing.
It can be. If you are interested in a girl and make an effort to make time for her whenever possible, and then she says she just wants to be friends, she still expects you to be on call whenever she needs you for something. If this happens multiple times you will soon find yourself surrounded by hens that you have no hope of mating with, and it will become increasingly difficult to find time to look for a woman who is actually interested in a relationship.
>that 5th one
what the actual fuck
>>71949487
No way are these real
>>71949487
See I don't know if you are joking. Because I thought the BAD BOYS BAD BOYS thing in Terminator Genysis was a /tv/ joke until I actually watched the fucking thing. Now I can't tell absurdity from reality.
>>71950792
/tv/ has poisoned your brain.
maybe consider browsing less. Seriously this should not happen.
>>71950174
Maybe try losing weight.
>>71951178
How much honey?
>>71949487
>*Smacks lips"
>HOL UP, HOL UP
>DIS NIGGA FOR REALZ?
Wow Sony. Really?
>>71951619
Why are all ghosts white? Why don't we ever see GoC?
>>71951962
#BlackAfterlivesMatter
>>71949487
The last two are fake
>>71949487
>>It's true. This woman has no vag.
mild kek, even if it is just referencing a better movie
>>71950151
>the fat one
>>71950174
>expected to be on call
That's not friendship, that's being someone's bitch. Friendship with a girl is still hanging out with her even without the prospect of mating because you have some sort of common interest and/or enjoy her conversation. Otherwise, you just cease to spend time with them.
>>71950174
I mean the only person here to blame is yourself.
If you are offering them everything they could possibly want why are you pissed you have to settle for just friendship?
>>71949487
>this woman has no vag
>>71949487
>It's true. This woman has no vag.
>THAT'S WHAT I HEARD
What did she mean by this?
>>71954616
THAT'S WHAT I HUUURD
>>71949834
>>71949487
This is bullshit but I believe it.
All that garbage is in the game also.
>HERstory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adpd6KzXwVk&feature=youtu.be&t=16s
>>71949787
That's because you overcome it with the rape cart
>>71950001
>making shit up the post
fucking kek
>>71955693
Looks like a SLOW version of Helldivers without friendlyfire...
>>71949713
Anon, you deductive capabilities astound me.
They're all rips on quotes from the first movie.
>>71949487
So, which one is supposed to be the funny one?
>>71949931
A leakanon has confirmed there is a scene where they read Youtube comments, and that they will ridicule the baddie for being a virgin, while he retaliates by saying "You shoot like girls".
And then there's the RACE THANG OR LADY THANG that was already in the trailers, as well as the "No one should be subjected to those kind of horrors... except you girls, I think you'll manage" quip. Also, Boobghost Logo... the list ghost on.
>It's true. This woman has no vag.
>>71957019
Definitely not op
