What food does /tv/ sneak into the movie theater?
Don't tell me you actually pay for overpriced shit like soda and popcorn.
I like to bring a carne asada burrito and a Mucho Mango Arizona can. It's not hard if you have a big jacket on, or just drape a smaller jacket on your arm over the bag of food.
>>71946002
>Don't tell me you actually pay for overpriced shit like soda and popcorn.
I do this, I dont care. I go to the theater like once every 6 months.
I snuck in an entire giant bag of circus popcorn in my rolls of fat.
>>71946036
>I go to the theater like once every 6 months.
You must be pretty lonely and sad.
I bring a subway sandwich to the theatres almost all of the time.
Unfortunately, I am never able to finish the thing, so I find myself tearing the sandwich up and throwing it around the movie theater.
The last time I went to a theater was to see avatar in 3d. Snuck in a cooler filled with sodas and a hot bag with taco bell.
It ended up smelling so badly I heard people complain and saw a few get up and go out to talk to the staff.
During that period I ate about 6 tacos and three mountain dews as fast as possible then tossed the cooler a few aisles away.
Got away with it and they missed several minutes of imax 3d
>>71946036
This. I only go like 2-3 tomes a year
We can see you, you know. We have night vision hidden cameras above every screen.
>>71946002
I literally just put food in a satchel bag.
They have no legal power to stop you.
I only sneak in booze.
>>71946072
I'm alone. Not 'lonely'.
>>71946002
>cheap american bastards need the slop trough at every destination
I sneak my cinema anvil everytime now that my oversized anvil doesn't meet the new regulations.
I don't eat snacks while watching movies because I'd rather eat proper food
I snuck in Sun Chips once when it had the loud biodegradable bags. I sat in the back so no one would hear it, after the movie I overheard other people complaining about crinkly noises.
>>71946002
This is why I don't go to the cinema any more. If it's not some disgusting fatass crunching and slurping his way through popcorn and soda its some howling she-boon catching up with her girlfriends at full volume and live-tweeting how inconsiderate others are around her. Fuck that.
>>71946205
Why do you live in an area where niggers can go to the same theater as you?
why do you need to eat while watching a movie
Some nigger ACTUALLY started forging with his anvil during the intermission at my cinema. Good thing I had my handy CinePDA™ because he got a report to the CinePolis™ after the movie.
>>71946002
I don't eat at the cinema. It distracts from the film.
>>71946274
There's no better joy than watching a movie while enjoying a meal.
I eat dinner in front of my 65 inch display watching movies that I pirated from pirate trackers.
Tonight I'm making a lasagne before I watch whatever is next on the list of movies I have downloaded.
>>71946205
Don't forget the mothers who bring their hyperactive kids to R rated movies and turn a blind eye to them running up and down the aisle screaming like a pack of wolves.
Man, Jay went from /fit/ to /tv/ in the blink of an eye.
>>71946274
Hunger. Thirst.
>>71946274
Why wouldn't you eat while watching a movie? It's literally one of the best times to eat.
>>71946094
You can't finish a subway sandwich? Fuck dude, I am 60 pound and I still can finish a whole one
>>71946403
>cant live for 2 hours without eating
>>71946094
>I bring a subway sandwich
You are disgusting. That is literally nigger-tier in terms of sandwiches.
>>71946002
How the hell did he manage that?
A whole chicken?? WTF
>>71946002
snuck in a whole chicken? that's fucking hilarious. i actually prefer not to eat in the cinema. i don't get why it's such a big thing. however, one of my patented go-to moves when out with a girl is to sneak in a flask or a couple of little bottles of wine. a good buzz really helps with comedies.
people like you are the reason i dont even go to movies anymore you fat disgusting fuck
can you really not go 2h or 3h without eating you disgusting lard ass whale burgernigger
>inb4 hurr my great grandfather was 1/32th german
yeah if you're american you're fat by default and some type of nigger, just deal with it
Handful of these.
>>71946444
you're only only 60 pound?
>>71946523
>sneak in a flask or a couple of little bottles of wine. a good buzz really helps with comedies.
This nigga knows. It also goes well with action and psychological thriller movies. Dramas not so much, it'll just bore you
>>71946002
Me and a friend once snuck 5 layer burritos from Taco Bell into the theatre by keeping them in our pants
>>71946448
>Hey want to go to the movies
WE CAN'T WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO PREPARE AND SERVE A MEAL!
>>71946541
There is literally nothing wrong with bringing food to the theater when food is served to you at the theater.
a horse
>>71946002
Seeing it's distant cousin being devoured would really piss off my falcon. He hates being stuck in such a small room anyways.
Bottle of water.
Behold, the best thing to sneak into a theater.
Perfectly contained, nice and hot, nearly impossible to spill, and easy to eat as much or as little as you want, and the container can be re-sealed so you can eat half now and half when the movie is in the final act.
Fried rice is god-tier sneaking food.
>>71946637
indeed, but comedies are the way to go when with a girl. the girl ends up laughing and giddy, always a good mix, and you barely did any work.
>>71946146
>insult Americans
>post American movie image
>>71946779
WHEN I SUDDENLY SMELL SOME SORT OF RIDICULOUSLY RANK ETHNIC FOOD WAFTING THROUGH THE THEATER I KNOW HOW HITLER FELT
>>71946594
THIS, IS HE A FUCKING 8 YEAR OLD WITH CANCER
DYEL FAGGOT
>>71946142
Patrician quote.
>>71946879
this, fuck you and your asian crap. the only good asian food is sushi because it doesnt smell like rotten shit
>>71946779
if you really bring smelly food into a movie theater you're that guy
have fun being the token fatass
>>71946002
There are no rules against bringing your own stuff into movie theaters here, there's a grocery store literally next to the ticket booth in the same building as the theater and they have a take away snack bar in there. This is a nonissue here.
>>71946274
>he doesn't eat buffalo wings and cheese fries with blue cheese dressing while watching Shoot Em Up
It's like you don't even want to be COMFY.
a gallon of spoiled milk and 200 dollars worth of guacamole
>>71946002
Yea, they don't let you bring hot food cause it stinks out he place for everyone else you austistc fuck..,don't fucking do it.
Candy and snacks? In Norway and Spain(where I live now) you can bring it from outside the theatre. drinks too, I sometimes mix rum in coke bottles and get drunk there, try to sit away from sober plebs so they wont have to smell it.
>>71946937
>if you really bring smelly food into a movie theater you're that guy
the smart guy who enjoys himself?
>>71947001
KEK
AND A BOOT FULL OF CHEEZ DIP
Can't you faggots either go two hours without eating or buy the damned overpriced popcorn to help keep the poor theater from shutting down? We'll all only be able to watch movies on our fucking telephones in a few years.
I buy a small popcorn and soda because I prefer fountain soda over bottled and theater popcorn is hard to resist.
I do sneak in candy though. There's a dollar store right next to the theater.
>>71946072
We'd probably go the theater more often if they actually start putting out good movies again. As-is, there's only like, 2-3 movies a year that come out I'm even remotely interested in.
>>71947111
Maybe the theatre can lower prices to sell more?
Popcorn is worth pennies.
>>71946391
>be me at Deadpool
>two grandmothers and their grandkid a few rows back, kid couldn't have been moire than 6-7.
>"Haha, he loves these superhero movies."
>They laugh and talk about how nice it is to go see a funny movie at the theater together.
>They're out the door before the initial gunfight on the bridge is over.
>>71947031
for about 10 minutes before he's thrown out of the theater, sure
>>71947179
haha penis
>>71947372
I bring hot food to the theater all the time and I've never been thrown out. If anything, it makes people hungry for what I'm eating.
Is this a thing that Americans actually do?
>>71946325
>not exclusively patronizing theaters with a no colored policy
>>71947571
>Tfw so poor you have to stay in the colored section
Why even live
I sneak in vodka
sometimes gum
>>71947602
because for millions of years the will to survive has been hardcoded into us. otherwise there's really no point to it.
>>71947647
Then why does the Theatre shooter always kill himself after every performance?
>visiting India on vacation
>decide to take in a movie while I'm there
>tfw it's even worse than a black theater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7ho3Bcl9fI
>americans actually have to watch movies with niggers
wuz
>>71947683
Death is better than American prison.
>>71946153
But what do you do if you bring an oversized lawnmower there? I got taxed for it last time.
>>71947805
Are you intentionally trying to make yourself out like a cartel gangbanger or are you just retarded?
>>71946002
Theater candy is too expensive.
THC capsules
I don't give a shit.
I don't eat much. At movies or anywhere actually.
But i do sneak in alcohol.
Hard liquor mostly, because once i brought a 12-pack of beer and had to piss like three times during the movie and there was bottles everywhere round my feet.
I just put the booze bottle in a backbag or whatever, buy a soda and mix those fuckers up when the lights go out.
>>71946002
Gotta bring in a full lobster dinner, complete with a tub of melted butter
>>71946838
French actress
>>71946111
Okay, Nathan.
>>71947840
>its better to get raped by a nigger and get aids than dying
who here brings space cookies into a theater?
>>71948197
Solution is to not do stupid shit and go to jail.
>>71948231
Did you forget the original question? We are talking about a person shooting up a theatre and why they would kill themselves rather than go to jail.
>Crocodile hunter: Collision Course
>Smirnoff vodka, swedish fish, cream soda and a bacon cheese burger
Best theater experience I have ever had. Being buzzed and cheering steve on was wonderful
>>71948401
I would kill myself too if I had the choic e of walking away free or going to jail.
>>71946002
>overpriced
yeah if youre a poorfag
I take a bottle of water, and if I'm feeling snacky, some fruit pastilles
>>71948491
This is something I don't get. Why do people eat in theaters? It's distracting and loud. Same with folks getting up to go to the bathroom during a movie. Why not do it beforehand?
>>71946002
Is it really that hard for you americans to eat something before or after the movie? can't you sit for two hours without stuffing your mouth?
>>71946002
beer or whiskey, usually 6 or 8 500ml of Guinness
>>71946002
liquor
large cokes
3 boxes of large KFC fries
and every man buys something for himself
>>71948556
AH MIGHT DIE OF BEETUS
/tv/ in one picture.
>>71948594
Oh man those KFC wedges would be great during a movie
>>71946163
>filename
s-sauce?
>>71946002
I just look in a garbage bin for an unused popcorn tub and drink for free refills. Who the fuck buys that shit?
>>71947708
All Indians have a genuine collective autism.
>>71946002
>It's another Americans can't stop eating themselves to death thread
I sneak in mongolian hot pot
Basically you quickly boil youe individual meats and eat them. Its good fun
>>71947237
at least the dried up old cunts got those little shits out of there early, a win for literally everyone else in that screening.
>>71949577
>BOILED MEAT
BARF
FUCKING MONGOLIANS
KOREAN BBQ NIGGA
>not having your own anvil ready for the complimentary cinema crablegs
>>71949860
>Stew
>Pie
>Casserole
You eat boiled meat all the time.
Why do people like eating so much?
>>71949936
IMPLYING I EAT THAT SHIT
MEAT IS GRILLED OR IT CAN FUCKOFF
I hate when theaters try to pressure me into buying beer. I have to explain how I hate the taste but they're always "Wah wah it's not about taste bro."
I fucking hate alcohol and theaters push it all the fucking time.
>americans
>Sitting down to watch Pacific Rim at one of my city's biggest theatres, the only proper way to watch Pacific Rim
>Opening ads trail off, lights go down
>Right away some fucker right behind me starts uwnrapping his crab legs and opening his butter tub
>Every 30 seconds or so I hear the audible crack of arthropod joints accompanied by a warm spray of crab juice on the back of my neck/hair
>This goes on for the entire fucking movie, this asshole must have had 30 crab legs
>I was so pissed off it was unbelievable
>He didn't even offer to share one fucking crab leg, and I had no idea the theatre was serving crab legs
>Next time I'm at the big theatre I'm definitely getting the crab legs. No way I'm missing out again
>>71950100
>this asshole must have had 30 crab legs
GUDJEJ
>>71950100
can confirm this experience
also other people tend to ruin movies for me if the laugh at the wrong scenes like in hateful 8
>>71950100
man I'm hungry for some crab legs right now
>>71946838
>French actress
>Made by multinational production companies
>Shot entirely in Europe
>60% of dialogue is not in English
American Movie
i like to bring in a few bags of crisps and those candies that crackle in your mouth just to piss off the neckbeards around me with the sounds they make when eating
>>71951093
nice
>>71948049
Getta load of this pleb
Melted butter is not the same thing as clarified butter
I'm beginning to lose faith that this whole "i have to sneak food into the movies guys!!" thing is a meme.
Is there anywhere in the world where theaters actually stop you from bringing in food?
>>71948049
>>71952076
More likely he dips in warm margarine.
What an asshole!
>>71952293
It is not a meme. I bring food to the theater at least half the time.
>Not wearing a hoodie and sneaking in a whole publix chicken tendie sub with lettuce, tomato, light coat of mayo and ranch and buffalo.
>>71946002
> ITT: fucking savages who can't go two hours without stuffing their gobs
Goddamn it, I'm fat and you people disgust even me.
God, those rotisserie chickens you buy like that in the store are fucking disgusting. So pumped full of medications and hormones. Guy looks like a complete numale so I suppose the rewiring of his genetic code by eating that crap isn't a huge travesty.
>americans
>>71952293
I used to bring a backpack full of beer and when they would attempt to stop me I would tell them that my diabeetus tester/insulin kit was inside. Daddy don't have diabetes.
10 times outta 10 they let me in no questions.
what a fucking cunt. i would of kicked that goons chicken out of his hands then run out of the theater.
>>71946002
Back in HS during the summer, my friend and I would go and buy a 30 crave case from White Castle, and straight up walk in with it into a 10:30am showing of a movie at an AMC theatre, and stay there for 12+ hours watching 4 to 5 movies.
No one gave us any shit, did this once a month or more.
>>71946002
for the ridiculous prices i take in as much food as i can and begin my revenge against the wagecucks.
by the end of the movie i intentionally try to make as much a mess as possible, i empty all my food onto the ground just pour my drink all over the floor and chuck my popcorn all over it. I kick over all the food containers and buckets to make sure the shit is spilled. After exiting the movie I go into the bathroom and piss all over the toilet paper, seats and floor.
First off, eating meals in a theater is banned for a fucking reason, it's disgusting, it's smelly, it's fucking loud. A movie theater is not a fucking restaurant for fat fucks to smooch down entire meals.
Popcorn is one thing, and maybe candy too because that has been around practically as long as movies have existed. Fuck people that do this disgusting bullshit.
>>71952379
It's called combining dinner and a movie, you double nigger.
>>71946274
are you stupid
>>71952513
I do this as well but I also make sure to throw my 3D glasses in the trash for good measure.
>>71946106
you havent seen a movie in theaters for over 5 years?
I sneak in cigars and blow the smoke in others faces
>>71946002
That guy looks like a Fat Damon
i used to go into a movie that just ended and take the XL popcorns and drinks, make a hole in the drink so i can get a new one, and then dump all the popcorn and get a refill.
they didn't really give a shit and hooked it up. good times.
Although nowadays I can go 2 fucken hours without eating, like man get a grip.
>>71950765
>89.99% success only found in American market
Try harder Alfonse Dic Tickler.
My friend and I always get a large order of king crab at concession, the large bucket it comes in allows us to sneak in taffy as a secret topping
>>71952531
i take in a chicken like in the OP and when the movie is over i pour all the gravy onto the floor and walk out
always gives me a good laugh
>>71946002
HAGGIS
>>71952532
Yeah, if you want to do that shit do it at home. I love going to town on a ribeye while a movie plays on my TV and I can pause it or do whatever when I want.
But eating in a theater? That's the worst fucking thing I've ever seen. And sneaking food in makes you even worse, just because it elevates you from "savage" to "jewelry savage".
Goddamn, just go home you gluttonous fuck.
>>71946002
I love rotisserie chicken how did he sneak it in there without smelling?
.... A-a-asking for a f-friend
The M E M E S in this thread .... my god.
M
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M
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Tape a bag of beef jerky to your chest
Have a can of soda in each of your back pockets
Put Chinese food in your girlfriends purse
Carry chopsticks in your front pockets
>>71946142
2deep
Really don't need to sneak random shit in as Alamo Drafthouse's food is pretty good and the drinks are toppest tier. Chocolate tequila cinnamon shake every time I see a movie.
i usually take in some small jawbreakers or something similar.
i only eat a few and actually roll and scatter the rest across the floor along the lanes waiting for people to slip on them
one time a lady was walking out and slipped on one and screamed AHH MY BACK. had to be wheeled out on a stretcher kek.
>crablegs
>entire fried chicken
>porkchops
>butter
>fried rice
>hot pots
The only thing I bring with me is Tacobell's Bacon Burritos, because they are small easy to eat with one hand, you don't really make sounds, need to assembly anything, create steam or smell.
What the fuck is wrong with you all?
>>71947001
Jeb?
worst thing about moviegoing is when you bring your crockpot to make a low country boil and it turns out the theater doesn't have any spare outlets cause the teenagers are charging their vapes
>>71952983
>first world problems
I went to see Tarzan last week. I sneaked up five $1 cheeseburgers from Burger King and a Babyruth from a dollar store. Paid for a medium popcorn and a large soda. Was a great day.
Does nobody do the obvious thing and put snacks into a tied-off condom and shove it up their ass?
It works for drug mules so it should be foolproof for movie theaters.
>>71953066
>5 cheeseburgers
how the fuck can you eat that much shit?
Nothing like sneaking a tupperware container full of moms cold shepherds pie into the movie theatre.
The staff used to let me use their breakroom microwave but ever since that worker bitch was offended by the smell I haven't been able to use it.
It's not bad cold tho. Actually I prefer it.
I always take a small bottle of water and sometimes some random candy. As long as the cinema bombards you with shitty adds before the movie I feel justified in fucking them and not buying their overpriced shit.
>>71949458
Here.
>>71953185
If they're dollar cheeseburgers they're probably close to bite-sized.
>>71953292
I think you misunderstood this thread
>>71946678
kek
>>71953323
White Castle burgers would be perfect for this.
love bringing some go 'du
>>71953185
Have you ever being to Burger King? Their $1 burgers are tiny. You can eat them with 4 or 5 bites. Best thing is shitting the sesame seeds.
>>71946779
>nearly impossible to spill,
really? I would assume rice and shit would go everywhere
Do people actually buy the albatross at the concession?
I normally just drive to the beach and bag me a few seagulls, they taste exactly the same anyway.
>>71953427
I did this last week at the cinema but accidentally poured the whole shit over the guy in front of me.
He went apeshit and shot like half the people in there but I could luckily sneak out with my emergency trap costume.
>Those movie theatres that have tickets and concessions in the same queue
>>71946274
saturate your dopamine receptors
>>71946274
I wouldn't really call whatever you buy at a movie theatre "eating"
>>71946142
>>71946002
Is that Dunkey?
>>71953562
If your coming on a weekday expect this. I don't see the problem.
>>71946002
brought a footlong subway in once, also a kfc meal to another cinema
>>71946142
Yeah, and I have a marijuana dependency, not a "problem"
>>71948917
Possibly Selim the Succubus? Not totally sure.
>>71953891
leave him alone, when everyone is a normie you get africa
>>71952575
Last movie I saw in theaters was Inception. Needless to say, I was disappointed. I don't live in a major city so they don't even usually show stuff I want to see even though we have a few theaters.
If we had a revival house or something near me I'd go all the time.
>>71954137
INCEPTION WAS FUCKING FANTASTIC IN THEATER
ALL NOLANDS SHOULD BE SEEN IN IMAX
I bring in sunflower seeds and spit them on the floor. Last time I went to the theater it looked like a hamster cage fell on the floor
only time I've done it was when me and a friend brought chipotle in to some comedy movie on a weekday afternoon
>>71952319
i thought butter and margarine was the same thing?!?
>>71946002
A MEAL??? A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEALL!?!??
>>71946002
>It's not hard if you have a big jacket on, or just drape a smaller jacket on your arm over the bag of food.
Lol is it that hard in burgerland? I just put whatever I want into my bag and the staff gives 0 fucks. Oh yeah, right. The shootings. They probably probe your ass in USA cinemas at this point.
>>71946153
I brought my anvil in once but they threw me out because "it's against the rules to bang your anvil every time you laugh"
>>71954191
you sound like a redneck
I just put candy in my gf's purse and we buy drinks and popcorn there. We did smuggle in chick fil a onve , we were hungry and the movie started soon so I just put it in her purse
>>71952888
>Alamo Drafthouse
Mah nigga. Their pizzas are the shit. Sometimes I will take a flask of whiskey in there with me to pour into a coke, though.
Also checked
>>71954465
what in THE fuck is that thing
is this a third hartley hooligan?
>>71953387
That is some prime milf right there
>>71954465
Is that a Cabbage Patch doll?
>>71954280
OH THATS A NICE HEADLOCK SIR
>>71954465
that not a real human baby is it?
>>71946002
I don't even bother to hide that I'm bringing in food.
It's all a bunch of high schoolers and college kids who couldn't care less about the rules. If they tried to stop me I would just laugh and tell them I'm not going to see their movie then and promptly get a refund
snuck oreo brownies, cookies in one side pocket, other side pocket, i had 2 strips of beef jerky , ontop of a pepsi big gulp
>>71954934
also would comment its better to just eat before arriving at the theater, less hassle
tons of places to eat nearby too. and eating something like a big steak meal or having beer battered shrimp or chic fila and a beer or some alcohol is pretty good
>>71953420
that looks like foam
last move i went to was 12 years a slave
snuck in a six pack of bud
got pretty buzzed by the end
>>71946002
I've snuck in candy and drinks but desu if I could get away with it I'd like to enjoy the movie with a nice pizza. Just slobbering away the entire show.
every time i try to sneak in food i get caught during the mandatory frisking, i think they also check your clothing when you're showering as well
i can't believe they get away with this shit
I swallow a burrito whole in a balloon every time and pull it out once the lights dim
>>71956159
This is what they look like in real life.
I could easily scarf five of these minis
>>71946002
I always sneak in candy and soda from a grocery store since it's cheaper. Are you guys serious about sneaking in warm food in the theater or am I being rused by dank memes?
>>71956580
yes
Snuck in sushi trying to make one of these threads, but it was a bust because the roll was smashed and the eel juice dripped down my leg from smuggling it in my waist band.
>Pic related, the shitty pic that I was too ashamed to post
I sneak in beer all the time. Pretty comfy cracking open a few cans and watching a movie.
>having to sneak it in
nice fucking freedom
Holy shit, how fat you guys are?
I can't eat on the theater. I tried once but it just feels awkward, even popcorn.
I usually dine somewhere before the movie. I like to eat on outback or burguer king when I'm excited to see the movie.
Not to mention to even drink somethimg, I have to go to the restroom because If I even dare drink something during the movie, by the end of it I'll be going insane wanting to pee.
>>71956846
why don't you go inside the theater anon
>>71956687
>smuggling it in my waist band
Operator/10
i go to the bar next door beforehand and then sneak in a couple of tall cans to keep the buzz going
>>71956895
>Paying for overpriced drinks and then buying cheaper ethyll Jew anyway
>>71954766
the baby looks like pepe already should have kept his face the same tbqh
I just smuggle in cucumbers
inside my ass
>>71956846
I love eating while I'm watching something. How can you not?
>>71954771
THIS IS DEMOCRAZY MANIFEST
I usually buy expensive snacks from the cinema.
Going to the movies is a dying concept and I make enough money to give a little extra the 4-5 times a year I go.
It feels like charity.
Is it morally wrong to sneak in fuzzy peaches or sour cherry blasters because the smell makes everyone want some?
>>71956856
What you mean? There are restrooms in the theater but not exactly in the screen room, I have to go through corridors and the quick trip may last about 5 minutes of lost content. I'm a bit neurotic.
>>71956999
I like only in my house, when I'm alone and I can pause the movie anytime. I get too distracted. I just can't turn on automatic pilot when it comes to eating.
Real talk, what you do in this situation.
Not trolling or making up shit
>Want to see Warcraft
>I will go to the monday midday
>Umployed atm but got money so
>Buy tickets with celphone app the day before
>Only like 10 spaces taken at all
>Nice favorite seat is not taken
>Get the center "UP THERE" seat, the one in the back, in the last line
>Seems like a two seats are taken in the same line near me
>No biggie as long they arent autists
>Next day go to watch the movie
>Get 20 minutes late because some errands took more than I expected
>Movie already started all is very dark
>When I get to my seat I see the expected couple
>it was a girl giving oral to a guy
>She gets up super fast and they giggle
>Weird and uncomfortable as fuck
>They continue to giggle, make out (even with dick mouth uhg) and touch themselves
I got out and better went for a bite since I didn't feel like watching the movie anymore.
I was going to call the cinema manager but the thing was so bizarre.
>>71956846
It's literally three minutes to get to the bathroom and pee, you just gotta go fast.
>>71957113
Get them kicked out by the manager. Fucking degenerates ruining the sanctity of the movie theater.
>>71957081
Oh so it's clear, you're a sperg.
I've found that there is ample room in one of those 59fifty baseball hats for a big mac. I'm bald so no greasy hair.
>>71957148
At that point you should have pulled out your dick and said, "Can I join?"
>>71954766
That's one fatass baby, god damn.
>>71957162
You couldnt tell this by the "it gets awkward"?
I once went to this hamburguer joint and made such a mess trying to eat a hamburguer I had to use a knife and fork.
I complicate things too much.
>>71956428
Americans eat this shit?
At the movies is one of the few places where I can get a stadium style serving of nachos and cheese, so I usually buy that and a hot dog. I just like stadium style hotdogs and nachos so I don't mind paying for that. You can get it in a combo that comes with a drink. Usually I sneak in a bag of skittles and chocolate bar.
My theatre also has restaurant kiosks though where you can get specialty food and legit meals you're allowed to bring into the movie.
http://www.cineplex.com/Microsite/OutTakes/Menu/#tab-1
>>71957309
It's only a 140 calories so you can eat several without feeling guilty.
>>71946363
That sounds /comfy/
>>71957419
You're supposed to eat 200 calories MAX PER DAY you fucking ignorant amerifat pig sperg piece of shit.
>>71954137
*tips fedora*
>>71957148
I agree with this guy. If you want to fuck in the movies, that's fine, but if you get caught then fucking leave the screening.
>>71956247
I've snuck in with pizza before. I put them in one of those big trash bags, and fill the bag with something else (usually my rolled up jacket) to make it seem rounder. Never had a problem pulling it off, though it helps that the pizza place is close to the theater.
>>71946002
Pint of Importers vodka and a Sam's Choice Grape. All you really need. Dollar movie and a nice buzz for under 5 bucks.
>>71946002
Me in the middle contemplating his life decision not to sneak in crab legs
>>71946779
Unless you're a pussy, it's going to be spicy as fuck and you'll end up buying 3 overpriced sodas to wash it down. You clearly didn't think this through.
Anyone eat at Genghis Grill? Fucking outstanding vittles.
>>71957309
I just realized this man looks a lot like young Tab Hunter
>>71947708
>those comments
Holy fuck I'm dying
>>71946002Water
i use a fanny pack and put tacos in it
>>71947708
>This video contains content from SunNetwork, who has blocked it from display on this website
Kek. I had never seen that one before.
