brb checking the mail
>>71934686
TOO SOON.
on behalf of chekov's family, I formally nominate you for permaban.
>>71934686
I don't like these jokes. Dude was chill.
>>71934686
HEY IT'S ME ANTON, WHOOPS I JUST GOT DROVE ON
AND I WAS JUST CHECKIN THE MAIL, GET IT, CHECKIN THE MALE
>>71934686
>see you guys in a few, just gotta rub one out quick
>>71934686
He might be dead but you're still not a magician.
>>71934686
Too bad the Odd Thomas movie was bad, he did a good job in it. Also Charlie Bartlett was a pretty good flick.
>>71934686
>Last online: 23 days ago
>i.. i.. i.ca ca caant breaat t hhe...
>m .. mm..mmy oor oro *coughs blood* organs are sms sms smaaaashed
>ha.. he HELP ... hh..he..h....
>*deafening silence*
>*car honk*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>......................
do americans really drive to their mailbox?
Seriously though, how does that even happen?
>>71935293
kek
Shoulda driven a Range Rover, not a pleb-tier Jeep
RIP tho
>>71935924
yes, and they also leave a tip for the mailman
>>71935924
Do europoors unironically not drive to their mailboxes to get their mail?
>>71934686
How did he do that trick?
>>71936037
>Asian man encouraging stereotypes
>>71935924
Nah but if I'm coming home from the market and it's past a certain time I'll stop the car at the end of the driveway, get out and grab the mail on my way in.
Of course, I am not an idiot and I ensure my car is not in danger of rolling away or squashing me.
>>71936108
this works on multiple levels
top shelf bant
Someone update a nigga on what happened to this guy? Didn't even realize he was deadas his career has been for some time
>>71936236
I think his car had faulty breaks and ran over him as he exited it.
Also, how can his career be dead when he starred in Star Trek?
>>71936452
actually it's a fault in the new hi-tech gear shifter, the car wasn't in park, others have been injured due to it, that's what happens when you buy american auto
Can I respawn now?
Why do people buy jeeps? They are literally some of the worst cars out there, especially the Cherokee and all its iterations.
>>71934686
why did he look like he had cancer before he died?
>>71934750
first post best post
>>71937151
jewnetics
>>71937264
u mad, goy? all your foreskins are belong to us, amirite?
>>71935931
It doesnt
He got iced by you know who
>>71937742
>He got iced by you know who
Star Whackers?
>>71934686
Nazi punks, nazi punks,
nazi punks, FUCK OFF!
>>71936037
that's a big hummer
Why the fuck didn't he just dodge it?
I would have done a quick tactical roll to evade the car. Simple as that. What the fuck was his problem?
He got merked by a poltergeist or something.
Either that or he is like a 3 year old when it comes to being aware of his surroundings
Will there ever be a good Star Trek again?
Enterprise was horrible and so are the new movies.
Fuck this """""prequel""""" bullshit.
>>71934686
>brb hugging that tree
>>71936136
His car was recalled for some defect, it might not have been his fault
>>71934782
HOW MANY RECORDS ARE YOU EXPECTING TO SELL
>U.S. Government bails out Chrysler
>Fiat janitors the deal
>Anton Yelchin dies pinned to a brick mailbox by his Fiat Chrysler previously recalled for not shifting gears and mistakenly being in neutral when shown to be in park
Thanks, Obama. Literally.
>>71936136
The car was literally recalled because when you put it in Park it would actually be in Neutral
>>71938223
>the faster you approach it, the more powerful the huggz hurrrr :DDDD
Who do you think released the parking brake?
>>71935924
they also clap when they see the mailman bringing the mail
>>71934686
get it? checking the "male"?
>Chekhov's Chrysler
