You're a hollywood actor who just got paid 5 million for a role. What do you do with it so you never have to work again
burn it and shoot myself
Move to east Asia and fuck prostitutes.
>>71933449
Invest it in stocks go-guy. :^)
>>71933449
you're a fucking embarrassment you stupid faggot.
Open a chain of restaurants in towns with 5k-10k people that is like 11-17 dollars a plate.
Decent quality, aesthetic atmosphere, no trash people, in communities that might not have that particular decent restaurant to go to and are sick of sports bars.
Stay out of politics and don't give your money to any political campaigns.
bury 5 million dollars of promissory notes in my backyard and only dig up what I need at the moment
>>71933449
Invest it in porn.
>>71933449
Buy a house on the beach and grow weed for the rest of my life
>>71933552
why are you angry
>>71933449
Don't spend it like a nigger, never get married, never knock up any bitches.
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>>71933449
Drive the price of bitcoin up then cash out.
Buy the trust of members of Pedowood or Israeli politicians.
5 million dollars is enough for me
>buy land out in the midwest for dirt cheap
>go to every animal shelter in the state
>adopt every pupper and kitty I can
>live on farm with pupper/kitty friends
>supply them with everything they need
>give them a good life
>eat pancakes every night for dinner
>shitpost on /tv/ at night
livin the dream anons.
>>71933788
Only right answer desu
>>71933449
If he invested $5 million into an annually-paying perpetuity at even a measly interest rate of 1%, he could be getting $50,000/year for the rest of his life. That's easily livable on by middleclass standards.
He should sped the other $3 million on a Bugati.
>>71933788
>>71933449
Invest it, obviously.
>>71933788
based anon
>>71933449
Give it to James Cameron.
i just bought a house next to a famous actor actually. it's a little awkward because his land is higher up and I have basically no privacy in my backyard though. idk what to do about it either he has so many people over it makes me uncomfy to chill in my backyard with my dog lol
>>71933788
sleep tight little pupper
>>71933449
By just 'Obligationen' with all that money and live a good life with the interest (forgot what it's called in English and too lazy atm to look it up.)
>>71933449
But the agency takes the cut before he or she pockets some !!
>>71933579
If I were an actor that had to endorse someone, I would totally endorse Sanders. He was hip, you wouldn't seem incorporated, you'd be seen as fighting the establishment, despite being a large part of it, you'd be a friend to women, minorities, everyone that's socially acceptable to be fighting for and against, and the best part is, you KNOW he wouldn't have a shot in fucking hell, so you get all the Good Goy Points and salon articles boosting your career, and you don't even have to worry about a commie kike taxing you at 77%
>>71933993
index fund? annuity? Pro tip never buy annuity
>>71933864
>no taxes taken into account
Nicely done
5 mill would be 83k a year for the rest of my life.
I spend around 6000 a year so I'd more than content
>>71934032
>not having your money in a tax-free account in Panama
Get a load of this guy.
buy less volatile stocks and real estate
>>71933864
>not taking into account inflation
>buying an annuity ever
>>71933449
1 Million for a house and car
500k cash in a 4% checkings account use the interest for utilites and insurance/taxes
3.5 million in an index fund and live off the dividends. reinvesting into riskier investments
>Get paid $5 million dollars for movie role
>Roughly 39% of that will go to taxes
>Another 10% goes to my agent
>Be left with approximately $2,500,000
>Put a million dollars in an S&P 500 index fund and don't touch it
>Allocate another $500,000 for higher risk investments
>Live off of the remaining $1,000,000 while I look for more acting work so that I'm not forced into taking shitty, career killing roles cause I'm out of money
t.An Actual Jewish Person
>>71934178
>>71934280
Yes, yes, very well anon, yes, very well
HOWEVER
>>71934178
>>buying an annuity ever
>i watched an episode of John "the head cuck" Oliver and now think all annuities are a bad thing because I don't really understand them
>not assuming that it's at an adjustable-with-inflation rate and that's why the interest is so small
>>71933788
based
>>71934330
not even him but annuities are for retards who can't manage their money. you can put the money into an index fund and make the same amount with dividends but the money is still yours and you can withdraw at any time
annuity's are locked in forever
>>71934330
annuitys are dead money. let your money work for you. but you spout memes so you're probably a child
>>71934413
>>71934368
>manage their money
>"never have to work again"
More typical retards that either don't read the thread or lack basic English comprehension skills.
>>71933788
This and bird feeders.
>>71934483
>managing money is an occupation
>getting BTFO so hard you resort to name calling
sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdfeXqHFmPI
>>71934506
>listen to me
>I know all about money
all in index fund
>>71933565
most people will be trash, even good people, even me
Live my life the way i am right now and just use it. I literally don't know what to buy with $100 much less $5 million
>>71933479
underrated post
>>71933788
based anon
>buy land in remote place like deep into south america
>pay someone to set me up a super modern and sustainable farm
>pay for an internet cable to reach my farm
>create a company where we sell hippie shit online
>move there
>pay everyone to work for me, so that I can keep spending my life on the internet in my private villa
>go to some remote village, find a qt girl, ask her where is her father, ask her father if she's a virgin, if yes, buy her.
>make kids who will inherit my kingdom
>voila
>>71933449
>2016
not being able to live of 5 million dollars.
pft ya'all trumped
>>71933449
if your job is acting I think you enjoy working enough to keep doing it even when you don't need the money.
Just .. manage your money so that you never have to take unwanted roles, and do roles that interest you.
>>71937147
>buy land in remote place like deep into south america
>pay someone to set me up a super modern and sustainable farm
>get robbed and murdered when the locals get a whiff of your cash
Move to Alaska and catch pokemen.
1 Million -- House Car
3 Million -- Index Fund -- reinvest dividends
500k -- 3 - 5% Checkings Account -- Interest is enough to live on
500k -- Rental Properties -- Reinvest earnings
there you go you never need to work again and will probably double your net worth in 5 years
>>71933449
What do you mean do with it? I'd keep it and live on it without wasting it on stupid shit.
>>71933788
Comfy
>>71933788
well folks it looks like we have a winner.
thank you all for joining us,
that about wraps up this thread,
tune in tomorrow when we have Synderkino, ghostbuster fems and much much more.
>>71933449
Big chunk in a high savings interest account, Another big chunk in a low risk, low yield hedge fund that would eventually see generous returns over a decade or two, Purchase a house or two and land in an undeveloped area with significant growth potential.
Done.
>>71933449
Considering that 5 million us dollars is 702 years of my current salary, I don't have to do anything at all.
>>71933449
1. buy a small hacienda near Havana
2. give 4 million to my family members
3. smoke weed and fuck bitches till I die with rest
>>71933449
put into a swiss bank account and live off interest
Money is a spook
Read Stirner
>>71938122
youre not going to last
>Can finally afford to learn to fly a plane and buy a small aircraft
>Go to my multimillionaire uncle and tell him we can team up to buy an island and build pic related
>Go out there and make completely self sustaining environment
>Shoot him and throw his body to the crabs
>Take over the whole atoll
>Fly in harem of top tier teen escorts recruited off the digital whore shopping mall AKA instagram
>Only I can fly the seaplane in and out
>Start a cult
>>71934413
>let your money work for you
god I want to punch you in the face right now
>>71938196
why because he's absolutely right ?
>>71938175
I like your thinking.
>>71933449
buy a small compound in the middle of the woods far away from humans, have it stockpiled with food, water and shit like that and wait out the inevitable zombie (black people) uprising
>all these remote, fortified places
so is it pretty much common knowledge now that shitskins are going to chimp out and its time to run to the hills? (literally)
I'd buy a house in a scenic touristy location, take piloting lessons, buy a plane and start my own tourist flights business.
>>71933449
Tbh i wouldnt even know what to do with a million
>>71938162
You underestimate how cheap life is in Cuba.
I do not spend a lot and one million can last for years... Don't plan on living to much too.
>>71933449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdfeXqHFmPI
THIS
>>71938366
already been posted kek
>>71934601
>>71933943
Just trot around naked all the time, I guarantee they'll stop looking eventually.
>>71938299
Anon, my father and me have built a small house in the village in the mountains where he was born.
We are building it since 2012. and are currently stocking it and finishing the exterior.
When the true happening starts I will be in my comfy self-sustainable mountain farm.
Only thing we are going to trade for will be oil for the generator and maybe some luxury food and drinks.
Invest in Rare Sneakers
The guy in a TED talk said, its better and safer than the stock market.
interesting fact that even 5 mil does not guarantee that you can be with your waifu
give it all to my parents and go back to living that NEET life
Savings, avoiding marriage like the plague and live within my means. It's not that hard, dumb asses just have a tendency to be greedy.
>>71933788
maximum comfy achieved
I'd just do some daytrading for a month or so, should end up with approximately 3000% more dosh
buy high, sell low boys
>>71933788
lmao have fun having dogs ripping cats appart and having to be animal police all the time
nothing comfy about having to take care of a load of animals
>>71933449
I'd buy a middle class apartment building in a culturally rich or significant area. Renovate where necessary, jack prices up on rent. Use rent to pay minions/janitors/handymen and live off of the rest.
>open tattoo parlor
>hire an incompetent amateur tattoo artist
>enjoy a brief period of sales before customers start shitting the bed and complaining
>open tattoo removal parlor next door
>>71941639
Based
>>71933449
With my current expenses I could life comfy for the rest of my life with just 500k in the bank.
Buy a bunch of land in Colorado area. Build 4 bedroom cabin. Hunt and fish all day. Game and tv at night. I would just want to be left alone by everybody
>all these stock market cucks
Good goys. "Invest" your money in a fucking mutual fund rather than believe in yourself and open a real estate business
>>71943526
Too much work.
I invest it in stocks that pay high dividends
/thread
Live a life of hedonistic debauchery for 6 months then kill myself.
I mean....
It really isn't that complex
And odds are it's 2.5 after taxes
Then if you divide 2.5mil by 40k, it's 62.5.
So you could simply live off 40k a year for the rest of your life assuming you're 20 and then odds are you will get some money from something else. Unless you go pure neet doing absolutely nothing after that, you'd still be fine.
