>This was considered attractive in the 90's
Somebody explain
>>71933317
always been a fan of the jazz bass, myself. The P-Bass just feels too clunky.
>>71933317
Tried rewatching this movie last month. There are literally like fifteen minutes of this stupid bitch singing. It never ends. It really pissed me off and I didn't finish it.
>>71933317
Cassandra is an 8/10 90srockfu you fucking pleb
>>71933317
Look another pedophile thread
>>71933317
>implying you wouldn't eat that puss and bhole...
>>71933317
Lyon guitars are still considered attractive in 2016, whats ur point anon?
>>71933359
Yeah i dont understand why they did this. Was she an actual musician that they were trying to market?
>>71933317
get the fuck out if you don't find Asia Carrera hot as fuck
>A potato was considered attractive in the new tens
Somebody explain
>>71933317
ching chong, ching ching chong laundry man binga bong
>>71933452
LOL! the old reddit switcharoo!
>>71933317
She's a babe!
No it wasnt.
/42
//she was "lets fuck a chink" hot but never attractive
>>71933387
fucking retard
>>71933478
That's Tia Carrere you stupid fuck nugget.
Asia's her slutty pornstar sister.
>>71933492
wtf is that? ya know forget don't want to know
>>71933483
god, who let her out of the walmart parking lot
>>71933476
in the 90's before the internet, people liked things.
Things include: movies, people and even, yes, music!
>>71933578
Wow what a primitive time
>>71933317
>Somebody explain
Low standards.
Honestly though, most of us thought she was unattractive, and many of us suspected she was a les
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z7H7X5N.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>71933317
Ehhh
Sort of. Tia Carrere was one of those women who, though checking off most boxes to designate herself as a "hottie", never really did much more many men.
Even in this unflattering photo, Christina Applegate completely outclasses her.
![65508f1b7496d6b6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yUvm5wr.jpg "65508f1b7496d6b6[1].jpg")
>>71933540
Asia was hotter, but still not much to write home about. I guess she was pretty good for the era.
These days she's more interesting to look at for being in a lot of photos of late 90s PC gaming.
>>71933708
btw HardOCP was a really good forum, and Asia did post there frequently. Her posts were better than the "good" 4chan posts seen today. Such was life in those days.
>>71933770
forums weren't nearly as active as they were back then. only chat rooms and IRC could satiate those with a prawn like attention span
>>71933807
Yeah, by frequently I mean once a month.
>>71933770
Reminds me of the adult chat rooms I used to get regularly banned in.
I such a little troll even when I was a kid.
>>71933837
i fucked my post up anyway. but yeah, i agree, just reminiscing. not sure if quality was actually better or if i was just dumber.
>>71933866
>going into Slipknot and Marilyn Manson chat room and preaching about God
oh they got mad
>>71933317
DDL on guitar? His talent never stops, wow!
>>71933502
Zaaaang.
>>71933976
>met a girl in an AOL Marilyn Manson chatroom
>we still talk daily 16 years later
>visited her three weeks ago
I miss the old internet
>>71933341
I bought a used cream-colored Jazz Fender with a slender P-bass neck in mint conditions, practically new.
Best decision of my life, she's a beauty and I got her cheap too.
>>71933317
this too
>>71934451
and this
>>71933502
She'd give a dog a bone
>>71933317
>not being attracted to assertive Asian qt3.14s
What's it like sucking cocks all the time? Are you worried about your status as a walking petri dish?
>>71934062
I still talk to a girl who was the girlfriend of a person I knew through a humor wiki I used to write for daily. Feels good, man. She flew out to see me in April and I'm gonna see her sometime this year when it's not an oppressively hot hellscape in Southern Gommiefornia.
>>71934062
>AOL chatrooms
holy shit the nostalg
>>71934343
nice find man, love my j-bass. Now I just need some talent
>>71934451
>implying you wouldn't in 1996.
JUST
>>71934553
>tfw in aol chat room
>cussing
>someone reports you
>they suspend your account for 24 hours because it's like the tenth time
Which do you prefer?
>>71934062
>want to go on AOL chat rooms
>mom afraid of pedophiles
>blocks and monitors everything
>only use AIM
Shit sucked but unfortunately she taught me everything she knew. Makes me miss for Mplayer and MSN gaming zone
>>71934680
I prefer the first but they're both pretty good.
>>71934765
>want to go on AOL chat rooms
>mom afraid of pedophiles
She wasn't wrong, Anon. AOL chat rooms is where middle aged Indian men went to jack off before chatroulette
>>71933317
hideous t.b.h
>>71934810
She was overzealous and thought pedophiles would come out the screen and put me into a basement. Or worse they would track our IP's down.Threads making me miss TechTV and Morgan Webbs delicious tits.
>>71933708
>These days she's more interesting to look at for being in a lot of photos of late 90s PC gaming.
She's most interesting for wearing colanders on her head and being part of a wacky religion.
>>71934486
Just shut up.
>>71933540
They aren't related.
>>71933317
BALLROOM MIX
>>71934343
>>71934561
>JBassbros
Sold my heavy Sterling Ray34 and got a MIJ '62 Reissue because active pickups suck
>>71935089
*Blitz
>>71935021
Pastafarians are such children, holy shit.
>>71933317
She was attractive, though.
>>71935021
>Wacky religion
Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster you blasphemer!
You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body.
>>71933502
Shwing!
>>71935021
The hell?! I had to google what a colander was. That really her? I still recall frequenting hard[ocp] back in the day and finding out her husband dying in a car crash.
>>71935210
>That really her?
Yep
>>71935124
please stop ruining my childhood
>>71933317
>be so fucking gay you wouldn't fuck this hot yellow snizz
>>71933708
herro asia
>>71935177
I liked his crime of passion speech.
>>71933317
This was considered attractive in the 60's
Somebody explain
>>71933708
She was prime waifu material aside from being a cock receptical.
>>71934680
They are both in my top 5 GOAT
But 2 is sligthly better
>>71935408
Fuckkk great legs
And feet
>90's
>>71935495
what are the other 3?
I thought 2 was better, I think they knew about writing a movie for it.
>>71934486
She's cute though
I don't get how women are so much more attractive today than they were even 20 years ago. Is it the GMOs?
>>71935635
Vertigo, goodfellas, whiplash
![Daphne-Zuniga-Spaceballs[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RtOKbXE.jpg "Daphne-Zuniga-Spaceballs[1].jpg")
>this was considered hot in the 80s
>>71935408
>this is considered attractive now
Eh. I liked her.
>>71935810
Bisephenol A
It's why women are so aesthetic they make greek goddesses jealous and why guys are such effeminate bitches.
>>71935290
>not trolling the dmv into oblivion
Pretty based tbhhonest
>>71933387
>girl's asian
>Fucking pedos!
I really, really do find redditors entertaining
>>71936019
Makes sense. Is there anyway to unfuck the shit that BPAs have done to my body and mind?
>>71933317
No acces to broadband internet porn. When your dick wasn't broken yet due to porn abuse and you actually got an erection from a moderately attractive looking woman
>this was considered small in 2012
>>71933502
If she were a president, she would be Baberaham Lincoln.
>>71933505
ROASTIE
>>71933502
She's a robo-babe
>>71935187
Came in here hoping to see a schwing, was not dissapointed.
>>71933317
It's a common occurrence but OP is a giant faggot
>>71934680
>To the left and right of the stage are the machine gun nests, belt-fed M60 Brownings. Now these babies tend to heat up so shoot in 3 seconds bursts. In the event of capture, I will personally distribute cyanide capsules to be placed under the tongue like so.
Del Preston edges out 2 for me
>>71936019
>>71936357
Wait, I don't get this. Explain what's going on plz.
>>71937074
>M60 Brownings
Jesus christ, they came so close.
>>71935937
yikes
>>71934062
I've met lifelong friends and lovers on AOL and MySpace. Internet used to be an exclusive club for geeks and introverts, now even 4chan is starting to look like fucking starbucks.
>>71935021
Fucking shit, without make up she looks like she runs a fish stand in Chinatown
>>71933317
is that Daniel Day Lewis behind her?
>tfw i found out this minx voices nani in lilo & stitch
That version of ballroom blitz is better than the original
You can't deny this
>>71933317
>>71935408
>>71935906
All of them were hot though. Now I want to watch both waynes worlds again
>>71933317
Loved her big fake naked tits in Showdown in little tokyo back in the day, she gets a pass from me.
>>71937347
>starbucks
Try Buffalo Wild Wings.
>>71934486
>>71934451
dat Quaker Chic........
>>71933578
So basically people were so dumb they actaully listened to the shitty music they made for Cassandras role and got enjoyment out of it instead of listening to music on their own in solidarity?
90's was a pleb age
>>71933483
lol
>>71933483
Her fappening pics are pretty great I gotta admit. Literally did not give a fuck about her until then.
>>71938879
Not really.
>>71938949
lmao owned xD
>>71939060
>>>/gaia/
>>71934765
Don't know why but this post made me flash back to playing Rainbow Six. Wasnot there a launcher or something similarly named as MPlayer?
>>71935021
Asia Carrera has always been cringe central. I never saw any of her porns, but I used to read her a page once in a while because of the novelty of an ex porn star who's heavily into pc gaming. But even then, I thought she was a euphoric asshole; a neckbeard without a single facial hair. You should have seen all the fedoras sniffing after her because they had seen her having sex. I SO pity her parents.
Whiteboys, this is what you get when your wish comes true about marrying an asian. This is your child
>>71934062
The old internet was awesome.
Until they made computers any idiot could use (Cell phones).
>>71939693
>I never saw any of her porns
You should remedy that, might bring you around on her.
>>71939693
>reading an ex porn stars shit without ever watching any of their porn scenes
And you call others pathetic...
>>71933317
Right? I always thought red was such a whore color. It looks cheap, tacky, trashy. It's just a boner kill.
>>71933317
>Loved her big fake naked tits in Showdown in little tokyo back in the day, she gets a pass from me.
Sorry, but those weren't hers. Body double
>>71939854
>watching 90s porn
no
>>71935021
>>71935290
She should *happy dance* herself right back into the fucking kitchen down the dumpling house
My penis is vomiting right now
>>71933317
>Not attractive
Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt
>2016
>not liking gravelly vaginas
>>71940222
will the real slim shady pls stand up
>>71933708
She did an AMA couple years back and someone asked her what she thought about white guys dating Asians. Her response was something along the lines of "Whites dating Asians is like camping in your backyard. Exotic but safe".
She's pretty based TbH fAmS
>>71940275
That sounds boring
You're boring
I like black sluts from Africa because they let you take a hot dump in their cunt and keep it in there as you fuck them in the ass
>>71940233
Nice.
>>71934486
TALK SHIT, GET HIT MOTHERFUCKER.
DON'T THINK YOU WILL WALK OUT OF HERE AFTER BADMOUTHING BASED WINNIE.
>>71935093
>>71934343
>>71933341
>life long p bass user
>play a j for the first time
oh god that upper neck position... so comfy... why did nobody ever tell me?
>>71940191
underrated post
>>71933634
I never thought she was that hot to begin with especially since I've been watching Wayne's World since I can remember, but this is a pretty hot photo of her here too.
Don't forget richard simmons dated her in Curb.
>>71940367
lewis
>>71940222
I fucking hate Lena Dunham
>>71934810
Yahoo!chat was where the old white guys named Rex would try to pick up on fat 11 year old girls, and fbi agents would try being the little girl, and everyone got trolled.
>>71935021
I'd still bang her. i go to korean churches to find desperate foreign girls and use them till they wise up to me.
>>71935906
>tfw you will never have the chance to be sugar momma-ed by her as you get deeper and deeper into a crystal meth addiction together.
why even live?
>>71940222
I dont know if that is a he, she, or xir... But its a trainwreck.
>>71940500
it's and IT anon. An IT.
>>71933708
>Asia Carrera was born Jessica Steinhauser[5][6] in New York City to a Japanese father and German mother,[7] the eldest of four siblings.[8] She was raised on Lippincott Road[9] in Little Silver, New Jersey, attending the Little Silver School District and Red Bank Regional High School. She studied piano as a child and performed at Carnegie Hall twice before the age of 15.[2] At the age of 16, she taught English at Tsuruga College in Tsuruga, Fukui, Japan.[2][10]
She attended Rutgers University, where she majored in Japanese and business, but did not graduate.[2] Carrera is a member of Mensa,[2][10][11] with an IQ of 156.[1][12]
Was she the original Mayli?
>>71933317
This is her now.
Hahahaha
>>71934486
I will find you, and I will kick you in the dick.
>>71940565
I still would. Hard.
>>71940565
Jess now
Who knew all these Cinderellas turn into pumpkins?
>>71940565
THICCCCCCCCCC
>>71940565
Stifler's mom, asian edition
>>71940607
isnt that the best part of it though? the whole chick that used to be hot, and is now crawling to you for sex and "love". knowing the self loathing and shame they feel make me so fucking hard.
>>71940647
damn she is in good shape for her age.
>Wayne's ex Stacy was played by Laura Flynn Boyle
I always forget about this
>>71940191
>>71933317
In which decade did you catch the gay germ?
>>71935570
>Those jeans
i know yanks still wear these but common its unflattering and looks retarded on women.
As bad as shoulder pads
>>71940795
You good sir are a connoisseur
>>71933317
Tia is still GOAT-tier
>>71940807
For real, what the hell happened to her?
She was fine up to and including her appearance in Men In Black 2, then suddenly and overnight she got Vanilla Sky'd.
Botched facelift/plastic surgery?
>>71940807
Ugh, having her in TP was a mistake.
>>71940927
she had a stroke from OP being such a goddamned faggot.
>>71933387
>asian
she was actually 25 when the 1st wayne's world was made
she doesn't look much different nowadays. was good in curb your enthusiasm.
she makes me feel kinda funny
>>71940972
JUST
>>71940972
Left: drugs
Right: plastic surgery and makeup
>>71933341
>>71934343
>>71940353
>he hasn't played a classic vibe p bass
ib4 >squier
This thing's amazing famalams
>>71941015
>he thinks left won't go to a surgeon once age starts hitting her harder
>>71934486
I'll cut you bitch
>>71941015
lolno
left is pig disgusting crackwhore white woman aging like milk
right is pure AZNQT MASTERRACE not even trying, but being a fine wine.
so many gay boys on one thread
>>71941078
So a regular thread on /tv/
>>71940565
kianna dior core
>>71933540
Are they related? I fapped to both so much in my youth.
>>71941015
AFAIK, the jap woman is all natural (no plastic). But asians generally tend to eat better (less deep fried shit) and actively avoid the sun. She also has a personal skincare regime that takes like 5 hours everyday
heres another 40+ year old that won a beauty contest or some shit like that. Bit of a butter face (le kawaii jap aesthetic) , but asian neoteny tenancy is on full display
>>71940927
She's also really fucking ill. Probably something to do with lymphatic system. She's bloated, but also spooky skeleton skinny.
>>71941325
I'd shit in her face you weeaboo
>>71933317
So was this
is it me or do images take forever to load?
mook fix your servers please
>>71940977
>tfw no good natured asian milf to hang out with and make her feel young again a few times a week
>>71941435
It's just you.
>>71940322
also nice, impressive even!
>>71941325
>this is what passes as a 10/10 in Japan
Fucking weebs I swear.
>>71933341
Check out my conventionally unattractive beauty. The music store I used to go to for repairs would always hold on to this thing for way too long. I'm pretty sure they were just surprised to see one in working order.
>this was a 10 in the 80's
>>71941954
>and I still won't have a gf that looks this good
>>71940895
>You good sir are a connoisseur
>>71940934
>Ugh
>>71933317
Sorry OP but I don't see what your problem is. Asians always look hot in red. Would've banged back in the day.
>bass players
Real instruments were just too much work huh?
>>71942124
She's a woman anon, cut her some slack.
>>71942124
>>71942147
But she's not the drummer...
>>71933708
Saw a documentary on porn that included her, apart from having genius level IQ, she sounds EXACTLY like the mother from The Incredibles.
>>71941954
Shut your fucking mouth
>>71940895
>You good sir are a connoisseur
Jesus
>>71942124
>he thinks slamming out shitty chords on a bass with a pick counts as "playing" it
I'd like to hear your rendition of Portrait of Tracy by noon thanks
>not anchoring thumb on pick-up
0/10 would not bang
>>71942297
>Jaco
What an overrated hack. The day I found he'd been dead for decades because he was a junkie loser was the happiest day of my life
>>71942344
Is there anything more disgusting?
>>71942363
He might have been a piece of shit but he was still incredible. You really must have a pathetic life if that was your """happiest""" day ever
>>71942367
Yes there is
>>71942297
>jaco memerius
>>71942344
>not using her right hand thumb to fret the 1st string
Christ the bitch's an amateur
>>71942363
>The day I found he'd been dead for decades because he was a junkie loser was the happiest day of my life
Did you throw flowers into the air from your little basket you fucking fairy? Did you celebrate by locking arms with a cowgirl and frolicking through a field? How was it the happiest day of your life?
More Tia pictures plz.
>>71942395
>>71942562
>being this baited
>>71933317
>has a regular American voice IRL
>has a F.O.B. accent in the Wayne's World movies
kek
>>71942748
>what is "playing a role"
>people unironically considered this hot in the early 90's
>>71942344
>using the pickup as a crux
>not using a floating thumb
Spotted the pleb
>>71942829
>what is racism?
>>71942667
would bang
>>71940807
>>71940927
She also played Mason Verger in Hannibal
>>71941325
>asians generally tend to eat better (less deep fried shit
nigga what. most of thier food is fried, salty, or pork. its like they weaponized thier diet to kill people with gout.
gutter oil, GOOGLE IT.
>>71941456
>no AZN MILF to smoke heroin with in a rented roach motel room while planning to kill her husband for insurance money, and sell his children to slavers for a 1993 toyota camry with 215,000 miles and a blown headgasket.
wound me to the quick, i feel this mortal coil slipping away.
>>71941954
>Molly Ringwald will never clog your bathroom and run out of the house in tears screaming 'I'M A FREAK OF NATURE, NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE ME!!" in your 1980's Shermer IL neighborhood.
>>71942853
>plebs dont consider this hot today.
you vile fucks, i bet you dont even eat the free bread at the lakes with the ducks.
>>71936424
uu
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>>71940807
GUN RACK
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>>71934343
>be p user entire life
>get gift a music man model
that weight distribution and the mics in a better position allowing to do crazy shit, whoever made p model popular was an evil doer
>>71935570
man. I always thought she was fine as shit too. and nice lil boobies. sort of scared to see what she looks like now.
>>71945866
>>71933341
>>71934343
>>71935093
>>71934561
>>71940353
>>71941019
Out of my way faggots.
>>71933341
>>71934343
>>71934561
>>71935093
>>71940353
>not playing the superior Leo Fender design
>>71946463
Rickenbacker's are legitimately the most disgusting bass guitars ever made.
>>71934343
Any other bassfags play stingray style basses? I'm addicted to fat active pickups now.
better times
>this is considered a 10/10 model these days
>>71946538
Yes, but recently moved onto an Ibanez SR305 5 string. You can still achieve the same brightness the MM has though thanks to Ibanezs active EQ.
>>71937309
>This was considered ugly in the 1980's
Her ENTIRE character arc was based around turning herself into...
>>71933317
Which one Is Tia Carrera and which is Asia Carrera?
Also, an asian named Asia?
>>71946750
...this
This was considered a VAST improvement.
>>71946538
>>71946476
>>71945866
Finally my niggers have arrived
>>71946736
How was she so cute in that one late night interview.
>>71946506
>implying
So glad I never went full retard in my metalhead teens and got one of these.
>>71935408
Best apefu right here
>>71946771
Tia is the actress. She's the one in the Wayne's World movies.
Asia is the 90's pornstar. Asia is just her porn name. Porn names are generally pretty fucking stupid, so go figure.
>>71946791
t-this is shopped right
>>71937495
Objectively correct.
>>71946506
I like the Rick crunch.
Don't own one desu, but I'd gladly have it as a side bass and still use a J as a main.
>>71945823
I don't even have A gun.
The sad ending from the original still makes me laugh really hard.
>YOU SCREWED MY CAREER, WAYNE.
>Wayne, I'm pregnant! That's why I've been so moody!
>Carrying Garth out of the smoldering house.
>>71933317
She's a babe!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWPKKH6OCaE
>>71946801
what year was that interview?
>>71933317
You're a homosexual anon
>>71946827
BC Rich's are such garbage. Feels like it'll break if you breathe on it too hard
>>71942418
she went full iggy
>>71946736
Meh, she can lost that still
Shelaine is my wifey
>>71934680
I only ever saw 2 once in my life, but the scene where Garth lost his v's was pretty funny.
The first one is probably one of my all time favourite comedies though.
>>71935937
>>71946736
>>71946958
w-what happened? did she hit the wall already?
>>71947068
Every one needs a rest month.
She just happens to take 2 months.
>>71947068
nigga did you not see the amazing spiderman 2 set pictures?
she's only hot in pictures from around 2010 and in photoshopped pictures from photo shoots
![dana-carvey-mike-myers-waynes-world-reunion-18[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AxsF5zc.jpg "dana-carvey-mike-myers-waynes-world-reunion-18[1].jpg")
What went wrong?
>>71947124
The Love Guru
>>71947102
sad, but women really do peak in their teens/early 20s
>>71947124
Too many flops in a row, difficult to work with.
>>71934486
i think Winnie is pretty top tier cute but how any one can put up with her cock teasing is beyond me. Kevin should of let Paul handle this pseudo hippie and Kevin should of stuck with Becky Slater. Becky also likes star trek and punching dudes in the balls so that's 50% of my criteria.
>>71947124
Nothing
he's a respect comedian who's set for life while also being Canadian
>>71947124
George Bush's dislike of black people
and I'm gonna guess a nasty divorce
>>71947124
Austin Powers 3 reusing the same jokes from the 2nd one. All down hill from there ever since.
>>71935210
>I had to google what a colander was
>>71947124
I don't even think a coke addiction would be able to put a dent in his Shrek money, dude doesn't have to do shit or try anymore.
>>71947124
The Love Guru
>>71947124
JUST
>>71946782
Amazing that the "before" pic is what was hot in the 90s. It's like all those chicks rose up in power whenever apathy and irony became popular.
>>71946827
>this literal fucking FAGGOT never got a warbeast
I actually toured in 1989 with an unsuccessful band opening for marginally more successful bands and I went through three of those in four months.
>>71940927
Vanilla Sky'd? Really? Trying again to force it?
Bitch got Face/Off'd.
>>71933317
youre gay, whats to explain?
>>71947337
they look really edgelord tier and uncomfy, how was the weight distribution on them?
>this was considered hot in the 70's
