1st Bane best Bane.
>>71920344
not sure if want
>>71920344
kys
>>71920344
He's a big guy.
>>71920344
Hardy got buffed as fuck for this version. Why did he smaller himself for the new one? The big guy line would have made a little more sense.
>>71920344
>>71920387
He's a green guy
anyone else get a boner in the transformation scene
>m'lady
>>71920475
Green?
>>71920580
That's a really good disguise
>>71920580
Crashing this car?
>>71920632
With Poison Ivers.
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “big” guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you crash your plane on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a big guy, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about fucking bane. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a CIA or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a big guy. A pathetic mask wearing big guy. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how painful it would be to take the mask off and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “FOR YOU.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A big guy laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>71921327
UH OH
DINGDINGDINGDINGDING
Bane?
>>71920344
>>71920885
>>71920926
Was getting caught part of his plan?
>>71920344
>first appearance
>not Vengeance of Bane
>>71922630
Mochiron da
I fuckinglovethis place
>>71922926
Why does He-man have a falcon? Is he going to the cinema?
>>71921327
Holy shit, a full blown autistic-embolism
So who's the CIA to this Bane?
Is this closest thing we have to a proper Bane thread? Ugh, fine.
Play CIA.
>>71921327
*resurrect and teleports next to you*
Is that all you got? *smirk*
It takes more than that to defeat me.
"What? You're not dead?" *he throws a shuriken at me but I teleport behind him and grab him by the throat as I cackle in an evil way*
you seem like a worthy adversary but no one can escape my Hinotama no jutsu, HAHAHA.
*teleport in 2000 meters away and shoot lasers in from my eyes, you try to escape the laser beams by teleporting away but they are homing lasers, the lasers break your legs and incapacitate your magic abilities*
You shouldn't have messed with me, idiot! Hinotama no jutsu!
*throws a gigantic fireball and destroy earth*
>tek.... fsssshhsssshssssshsssssssssshhhhhhhh
Uh you dont get to bring Trump
>>71926909
>year of our lord MMXVI
>leader of the free world is wearing a fucking beeper
>he's so out of touch he's using 1990s tech
no wonder the world is laughing at us
>>71926909
He's a big guy
>>71926909
Mr. Putin, I'm USA.
>>71922926
Comic Bane is awesome. So much better than any movie shit. After he gets off Venom he is even more amazing. Rises a shit.
>>71920344
It's basically Nolan's Bane's retarded little brother
>>71920580
I cannot explain why but that fucking disguise makes me laugh every time
it's so ridiculous
>>71920344
how many scoops to bane mode?
>>71920344
Is there some sort of palpable middle ground between GimpBane Bane and Nolan's NotBane Bane?
How could they fuck up so badly twice?
>>71927072
Vlad?
>>71920559
That's actually when my dick blew up and ruined my favorite jeans and my friends couch.
>>71921327
>>71927069
he is clearly hanging to his right, dingus.
lrn2meatgaze
Best bane.
>>71928597
Until he turns into a fucking retard jelly monster that looks like shit in AA and AC
UUUU hahah
>>71926066
Now that's a challenge
Literally listening to the Batman and Robin commentary from RLM, neat coincidence
