>tfw my two sons want to see ghostbusters reboot so I had to buy tickets for the cinema
How should I completely isolate myself from the film during that shit? I just don't want to see it or hear it. I have to bear for two hours, if I'm lucky my sons will want to get out after 20 mins.
Just spend the whole time imagining their conception by your wife's boyfriend
>>71905968
grow up
>>71905968
Grow a pair and bear it for your sons you autistic manchild.
>>71905968
maybe it won't be so bad
it can't be worse than the original
Cherish every moment you get to spend with your children before they get older and you die. If you forcefully have to see an awful film just to make your children smile and be happy, then man the fuck up and do it, pussy. Be a father.
>>71905968
>Having a sons.
Stop reading right there.
>>71906123
Your father left?
>>71906175
Yup.
>>71905968
Stop posting and start raising them properly you fucking retard.
Just give the kids back to your wife
They're hers anyway
Or is she too busy boning Tyrone
>>71905968
those are not your sons they are your wife's sons
>>71906226
How do you feel about that?
You should have beat them with your belt.
>>71905968
OR
You could watch it and form and opinion on your own, be it in favor or against the flick, instead of parroting whatever hugbox of a review site you jerk off to.
Or don't. Whatever.
>>71906446
This right here. When I told my dad I wanted to see the Pokemon the first movie he beat my ass for wanting to watch "spiritism".
>>71905968
Just think about the happiness your wife will have when she is alone with her bull
I mean you cant expect him to take care of tyrone and jamal when you are there
>My wife's sons
OP, c'mon... DeMarcus and Makele need a fatherly figure.
wow the cuck meme is so funny lol
Get high as fuck.
Tell them to ask their real dad.
>>71906446
this
>>71906007
>>71906253
>>71906308
>>71906519
>>71906557
>>71906602
They are my own children
>>71906570
this
>>71906929
fug
>>71905968
>my sons
You mean your wife's sons
They're more mature than a baby-man like you.
>>71907006
I'm white, my children are white. How can it be cuckoldry if they aren't blackish.
Do what my father did:
>buy tickets for kids only
>say there wasn't enough tickets these are the last ones
>drop us off at theater
>we watch movie while he does dad things
>he picks us up
>we can continue spend our precious free time on things we both enjoy doing
When we said there were plenty of empty seats, he told us some shit about them being reserved and they probably just didn't show up.
>>71905968
it isn't *THAT* bad op
just pretend it's a shitty snl parody that goes on for too long
>>71905968
It's just a fucking movie stupid cuck
>parents come to /tv/ for advice
you are either lying (obviously) or the most hopeless person on the planet
>>71907024
>>71905968
Relax op this movie looks fun. You get all the old cast come back for a cameo and the origin story of how the women meet looks cool. Also Hemsworth looks very good in the movie.
I am thinking of going when it comes out
>just man up and watch it so you can make your kids happy
easy to say this until they want to watch it 4 times a day every god damn day.
>>71905968
If they're old enough to see a movie like that then there old enough to see it by themselves. Just get a ticket for some other movie playing at the same time in the cinema and watch that.
>>71905968
Just tell them no. Jesus Christ, why do beta fags even have kids?
>>71907422
dubs for right answer
>>71905968
poor cuckold
>>71905968
Kill your kids.
