Now that the dust has settled, can we agree this is the best remake of all time?
>>71890089
Does it have a kung fu hillbilly kid screaming for pancakes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQa10IjXRog
>tfw no hot deputy sheriff to sexually harass you
>>71890089
CAN SOMEOBODY EXPLAIN THE ENDING DID PAUL DIED AND THIS MOVIE IS TERRIBE CABIN FEVER 2 SHOULD HAVE GOT REMADE AND ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE STUPID KAREN HAD A PHONE WHY DIDNT SHE CALL THE POLICE PAUL IS STUPID TO WHY WOULD YOU SEX WITH SOMEONE WHEN YOU KNOW THERES A CRAZY VIRUS SPREADING BERT IS STUPID ALSO INSTEAD OF GOING TO THAT STUPID STORE WHY DIDNT HE GO TO HOSPITAL WHEN HE KNEW HE HAD IT JEFF ALSO AN IDIOT WHY WOULD HE GO BACK TO THE CABIN MARCY AND PAUL WHY WOULD YOU TOUCH KAREN WHEN YOU KNOW SHES INFECTED ? WHY WAS KAREN THE ONLY ONE WHO BROUGHT A PHONE AND HOW ISNT DENNIS INFECTED HE HAD BIT BERT SPOILER ALL THEM GOT IT AND HOW DID BERT GET IT BEFORE MARCY DID MARCY WAS THE 2TH PERSON TO DRINK THE INFECTED WATER AND WHY WOULD MARCY GO OUTSIDE NAKED ? SORRY ABOUT MY GRAMMAR IM JUST ANGRY AND WHY DIDNT THEY JUST SHOOT THE HERMIT ? AND WHY DIDNT THEY JUST SHOOT THE DOG
>>71890485
relax bruh
>>71890485
Theres your answer :
>American """""""education"""""""
>throwing petrol on the qt3.14 before setting her on fire because you're too fucking dumb to hit her in the head
>>71890089
shot for shot remakes suck, and most of this was shot for shot
the changing of the sheriff to a girl was a nice touch
but the actors sucked
>>71890896
such good acting and make-up, bravo eli
>>71891160
>18 seconds
that apathy
did they have the old man saying what's up
my nggers? that's the greatest stupid joke i've
ever seen in the film, if that's not in it, who cares
>>71890935
is this even worth a watch? The original could be pretty fucking funny at times.
>>71891749
It's worth it in a "so bad it's good" kind of way, there's bits that are like a porn parody almost.
>>71890089
>Eli literally just dug up the script from the original, made new copies, gave them to new actors and call it a day
>also making a remake a few months after doing a sequel
Name a bigger hack than Eli Roth
pro tip:just don't
>>71890896
>run out of ammo and gun goes click click
>hillbillies show up and make fun of him for having the safety on for some reason
>"oh... thanks :^)" *turns safety off and mows them down with magically respawning bullets*
wait
why did they remake this already
>>71892250
Eli didn't have the rights to the sequels, but he did have the rights to remakes, so the jew magic took place
This has been out for months you fucking plebs. Months.
>>71892564
>stop discussing anything other than the latest GoT episode and twitter drama!
In the same way BvS is the greatest movie of all time.
>>71893235
Do you have a big sheet of paper with three or four responses written on it in bold lettering sitting in a frame next to your computer?
>>71893398
Says the guy getting mad at people discussing a movie that's been out for a few months on a movie board.
>>71893672
This is like playing bingo without leaving the house! Quick post another one.
>>71893901
So you tell people not to discuss movies on a movie board so often it's a common criticism? Right, that's me told.
