Look at that literal and deliberate division between Sansa and Jon. Winterfell and thus the North itself is splitting them.
Betrayal is coming
>>71877236
Azor Jon
didnt get enough (you)s when you posted this in the last thread OP?
>>71883222
First for salsa
>>71883222
Wow, god-tier cinematography here, so subtle, such symbolic.
Do you pronounce her Lena Haddey or Lena Heedey?
>tfw no CD Projek Red ASOIAF game where are a hedgeknight in the Riverlands that ends in you either helping Stannis or the Boltons in the North
>>71883238
>autism
>>71883288
>pancake nipple on the right
>non pancake nipple on the left
What did she mean by this?
>>71883327
did that conversation offend you or something?
>>71883259
OPs don't get (you)s retard
>>71883329
Lena Headey. As in, "Head-ee".
>>71883259
What do you expect of an autist that needs to make threads so he can be first to post his spam?
>>71883382
>>71883388
more like Lena Qdey amirite?
>>71883259
Jonsa autist is always desperate for attention.
Why do you think he always makes the threads?
He's desperate cancer. Worst poster of the general desu
>>71883386
no shit sherlock. it was posted as a comment in the last thread
>>71883222
nah, hbo is incapable to have any complexity in their characters. jon and sansa are good guys and there won't turn on each other.
>>71883331
Try the Mount and Blade: Warband mod. I started off as a hedge knight for the Stormlands and ended up capturing a couple of Westerlands castles for Renly right before I went over to Stannis after he took Kings Landing.
>>71883430
put your trip back on brad
>>71883288
She was a whore.
>>71883425
Nah, she's been too old for at least 20 years.
>>71883450
kill yourself autist
>>71883222
Based Jonsa thread
Thank you OP
The amount of showfags I know that only recognise danny as "khaleesi" is startling
>>71883491
I'm not jonsafaggot
>>71883502
It's not a fucking jonsa thread
What did he mean by this?
>>71883502
it seems more anti jonsa to me but retards gonna tard
Post your favourite Asoiaf art
>>71883450
Just further proof that it's you considering you're always so quick to call anyone who calls you out on your shit "Brad"
Nobody here likes you or your cancerous posts.
>>71883516
Are you the one who has the friend who thinks Bran is Bronn?
>>71883222
They are like pieces on a chessboard. Literal poetry
>>71883486
Cersei with long hair is a total milf tho
>>71883528
we see you jonsaautist
>>71883536
What's the extent of Bran's powers as the 3ER? Will they be any use at the end, or is he just an exposition device?
>>71883537
Right bro
>>71883569
>>71883502
Samefagging cancer
Off yourself autist.
>>71883533
Well he is right. Fucking chinks are savages.
>>71883536
Stannis never did learn to laugh
>>71883533
whats up with that stupid turtle thing he always wears. is he autistic?
>>71883581
>Bran the Night King touched you whatever you do don't touch the Wall
>Oops :^)
>>71883536
>>71883581
he will get killed by littlefinger
>>71883581
He has the power to go back to any point in history as long as it somehow involves Jon.
>>71883536
:D
>tfw Maesterr Cressin think Stannis hated him when he died
Blessing and stuff.
>>71883238
azor means buttsex
>>71883536
Rhaegar was a faggot that might have ruined the entire Realm forever but this pic is great.
Reminder that Charlize Theron should've played Cersei.
>>71883672
I'll bet you got stuffed, :^)
>I am the stormbrother
What did he mean by this?
Queen Cersei
>ywn have a father figure like Maester Luwin
>>71883657
>>71883658
>tfw Robert and Renly both went to their deaths thinking Stannis hated them
>>71883706
>people begging for Euron for entire seasons
>we finally get him and he's a faggot
>>71883706
he seemed almost promising as a character in this scene. what went wrong
>>71883699
do you have the budget?
>>71883222
Based Jon thread
Thank you
This is why we come to /got/
>>71883740
he's not a faggot, he wants to give a lot of queens his BIK KOK
>>71883331
Or Dunk&Egg adventures in game form.
>>71883536
>>71883729
Note how the subtle blur effect masterfully gives the impression that there is action ongoing in this image.
>>71883752
The fuck has she done in the last ten years that was bigger than Game of Thrones? She should be so lucky.
>>71883768
kill yourself samefaggot
These threads not banned yet?
>>71883810
no u
>>71883701
Haha
>>71883556
Cersei with short hair is a total milf too.
>>71883779
>>71883706
>*I am the storm, brother
>>71883814
The Doctor Who fags get to keep their threads for their shitty tv shows, why shouldn't we have one for this shit show
>>71883807
She was in Fury Road, I know that
>>71883814
SHE'S DOING THE THING! IRL!
Did she see the maymay?
>>71883807
mad max and prometheus, plus has an oscar.
it is pretty hard.
>>71883854
>Euyam the Stormbrother
Who did he mean by this?
Will there ever by a Skyrimesque /got/ game where you can run around Westeros and even go to the far east of Essos and visit Sothoryos and have AC: Black Flag - esque sailing mechanics for the Ironborn?
>>71883814
>>71883895
The oscar?
>>71883919
Skyrim is shit fuck off.
>>71883962
yeah I mainly meant the open world aspect desu
>>71883934
yes?
>>71883919
No, GRRM specifically wrote in his contract that they only get to make shitty console iPhone games forever and ever because this is not /v/ and go eat a cock.
>>71883919
Only of you can visit brothels in like every town and have graphic sex with a variety of whores.
>>71883616
>you don't already know this
>>7188390
>IAM DER STOREFRONT BRODER:DD ?
>>71883331
I'd actually like to see something more along the lines of Dunk and Egg like that other guy said. The main story of GoT is overdone at this point, by which I mean between the books and the show what more could you want? I'd want a separate game that becomes canon where you play as a hedge knight that rises to the kings guard or some shit and the goes all Barristan at some big battle at the end and kills some shit pretender. I think it would fit much better than a game just wedged in to the story we already know so much about.
>GOT characters that are literally you
>>71884091
who did you quote?
All hail Her Grace, Shireen of House Baratheon, First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.
>>71884120
I'm literally a Gary Stu irl
>>71884129
ur nan
>>71884120
That's not Lancel.
>>71884120
im 200cm and overweight as fuck
I think I'm like Tyron, Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor.
>>71884120
>>71884166
>200cm
What's that in non-commie?
>>71884129
was quoting this cunt >>71883905
>>71884120
I'm a guy btw
>>71884193
around 6"6
combrad
>>71884219
Cersei wishes it was the other way round.
>>71884193
>communist
>overweight
Kek.
>>71884193
Approximately 34 stacked hamburgers.
>>71884177
le witty dwarf
>yeh thats me
>>71884120
On account of my big cock.
>>71884287
Do you also sound like an absolute retard trying to hide your accent?
>>71884261
so she could literally fuck jaime in the ass and not just metaphorically?
>lannister soliders are found hanging everywhere
>Arya hears singing from a nearby cave
>"What kind of father could not save- his son or daughter. Such kind will lead- every lion to the slaughter."
>"L-lord Tyrell?"
>"No girl... Lord Stonemace."
>"and who are you?"
>"no one!"
>"the proud lord said."
>>71884287
lets see it lad
>>71884287
I'm sorry, but I have to say that you have no cock, and instead I am the one that has the big cock.
Right now, I'm on my way to deliver some gifts to a queen, along with my big cock.
>>71884267
>200 / 34 = 5.88cm
metric system literally BTFO
>>71884320
Yes.
>>71884120
>>71883891
I think so.
>Preston Jacobs Season Review comes out
>What a nitpicky loser! GoT is fun!
>Alt Shift X releases a video with the same critiques the same day
>Wowee he makes so much sense! What a brilliant guy!
>>71884266
Actually, there were a lot of overweight people in the Soviet Union bevause they ate a lot of potato which was high on carbs.
>>71884368
>>71884287
I'm sorry, but I have to say neither one of these two chuckleheads are me. They are Usurpers both, and have no members.
Let's go murder them.
>>71884504
>wakes up after drowning
>ok time to kill my nephews
>>71884529
MEATY
>>71884550
CLAWS
>>71884183
Too young get out
>Drogon, I choose you!
I just want to point out, they made a Mag the Mighty Pop Vinyl before they made a Bran Pop Vinyl, and I barely even know who that is.
>>71884479
go to bed, Preston
>>71884540
>They took what? All of them?
>Whoops, looks like we're not going to Essos anytime soon :^)
>Let's get building lads
>>71883621
This. How retarded is it that Bran will cause the invasion of the North willingly?
>>71884692
>ywn suck euron's big cock
Why live?
>>71884120
I'm an anime loli so Arya
>>71884739
I've heard he's got a literally third leg for a cock, and his niece and nephew don't have a single cock between them.
>>71884692
>Um, excuse me. Mr Greyjoy?
>Hi, yeah, Bran Stark, omniscient tree deity. How ya doin?
>Uh, it's just that, um, your island doesn't have any trees. How are you going to build those boats?
>>71884166
You are fat Robert then.
>>71884733
hoping they won't dumb the show down this much.
but on the other hand there are a vast number of people that think robert is jon's father.
>>71884831
euron is also a greenseer
3ERbowl when?
Don't look now, it's theCUDDLE MONSTER!
>>71883706
>the storm betray you. I was norn in it, moulded by it
>storm born
>Targaryens always married brother to sister
>hes gonna marry Dany
Bravo DD
>>71884733
>hey bran were gonna need you and your powers to stop the white walkers
>but the white walkers wouldnt need stopping if it werent for you in the first place lol
d a b i d
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i
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>>71884831
Euron is an old god, too. That's why he has the other gods impaled upon his edgethrone.
>>71884886
Why is his cock brown?
>>71883455
>was
ayylmao
>>71884915
But Bran is all the characters.
>>71884120
Not the faggy show version. Add Hannibal to him and that's me.
>>71884942
That's what all uncircumcised pen0rs looks like.
Would Hannibal Lecter survive in Westeros?
>>71884627
>dany will never choo choo choose you
>>71884858
>euron is also a greenseer
>He touched you.
>I don't know. He was close, but--
>He touched you. He knows you are here. He'll come for you.
Cast him.
>>71884909
This is Sonichu Anchuent Prophecy-tier writing.
>>71883331
Sorry, but fuck off from CDPR with your SJW shitwshow.
>>71885119
Jojen Reed.
relly makes u think
>>71885108
with those manners and cunning mind? he would be king in 2 years
>>71884177
Do you also fall in love for hookers you pay to lie to you by saying they love you too?
That's pretty beta anon
>>71885146
i could see that
So did he really vote, or was he just lying like he always does
>>71885119
One of Ramsay's hounds. The other one is playing Spider-man and scoffs at HBO's chump change.
>>71885133
The books aren't SJW. The show is. The game would be based on the books.
>>71885190
i want to punch him in the face
>>71885190
He is a celebrity with money invested in the EU ofc he is buttblasted
>>71885177
>HAE GUISE DATS CLEALRY DA SAME OBSIDS FROM THE OBSID SCENE ON DA TREE XD XD XD REBBIT FEED MEH UPBOOTS
>>71885112
Show me on the doll where he touched you.
>>71885190
>tucking your shirt in
Is this the homosexuality of the UK?
>>71884485
>communist
>carbs
Kek.
>>71885250
Imagine if he'd crotch-grabbed him like Bronn does to Podrick.
>>71884177
Tyrion isn't a nihilist, he's got a strong sense of morality.
>>71885190
he comes off as a genuine asshole
>>71885300
No, it's just what you can do when your gut doesn't hang over your belt.
>>71885215
>Edd: "Sorry, we're not known for the food here"
>Sansa: "It's alright, there are more important things...like black lives ;^)"
>>71885179
So many new dishes to try. He's never tried King before.
>>71885373
Would Gordon Ramsay survive in westeros?
>>71885352
I've heard stories that he is a huge asshole
>>71885355
So I guess I win double since my gut doesn't hang over my belt and I don't look like a faggot
>>71883615
srsly if you draw pictures in this style one might actually be autistic
it just screams deviantart faggotry
>>71885340
His penis is useless and he can't feel it anyway. What would be stopping him from just cutting it off and breaking the spell?
>>71885420
He'd be beheaded after insulting the chefs who cooked Robert's pig.
>>71883536
OH MY GODDDDDD
>>71885190
Who cares about what he does politically desu.
>>71885430
You win nothing because you are a fat liar and a faggot on top of it.
>>71885352
>>71885424
Can't imagine why, he has no career after Thrones
>>71885424
I've heard stories that he raped your mother.
By (you) I mean anonymous.
And by mother I meanmoot
>>71885435
The same thing that stopped him from just having everything up to his waist amputated as dead weight.
>Dany goes to some middle eastern shithole and frees them from slavery
"Khaleesi is so good! Come and save Westeros, Dany!"
>Tony Blair and George go to some middle eastern shithole overthrow a dictator
"Fugging Warcriminals"
>>71885464
Don't worry he warged into Joffrey
>>71885432
what kind of fucking nerd says "one" lmao
>>71885523
And died again when Joffrey choked on the wine?
>>71885506
That would likely kill him, and there it would serve little purpose. Cutting off his cursed peepee to save his life at least makes sense.
>>71885567
No, Jofferey warged into Sansa and took Ned with him. That's why Sansa is schizophrenic now.
>>71885567
By that time he had already warged into Gendry and set sail for the Summer Isles
>>71885464
Someone explain to me how Illyn got a hold of Ice.
Why would Ned bring his bigass, impractical sword with him instead of leaving it with Robb?
>>71885568
I think you just really want him to get the Reek treatment, anon.
>>71885112
why didnt the mark hurt? He just got branded by a frost burn and it didn't hurt at all? i dont understand
>>71885435
Reminder that paraplegics can drop their cocks like a lizard drops its tail.
>>71885518
The thing is that you have to achieve something good to make it worth the effort. After the invasion the infrastructure of Iraq was left completely ruined and what happened was that instead of Sunnis oppressing the Shias it was Shias oppressing the Sunnis and sectarian violence erupted all over. Iraq wasn't free, but at least it was stable.
>>71885624
Because he would literally use it to conduct the King's (and for a short time the Hand's) Justice.
>>71885624
Because it is a very minor plot contrivance and fucking deal with it you autistic child.
>>71885435
whats stopping him from just cutting off his arm
>>71885424
Why do people always say this and then provide no actual stories?
Real talk what are the odds they bring back Ned this season? I've heard stories of people getting beheaded and not dying.
>>71885624
>impractical sword
It's Valyrian steel, it's very light.
>>71885190
Based Kit
>>71885653
Yeah, I'm not pro-George/Blair I'm anti-Dany.
>>71885596
How come Ned's secret fetish for black girls never came up in the show
>>71885673
It is one of his very few functional appendages. I mean, I suppose he can if he absolutely has to, but his arm is worth more than his dong at this point.
So, shall we start a petition for CD Projekt Red to create a Game of Thrones video game?
>>71885632
bran has no feelings anymore, maybe that extends to physical pain as well
>>71885774
Do it. I'll sign.
>first half of The Lion and the Rose
Holy shit, this is pure telekino. Even the bad bits like Stannis burning "Axell" are pulled off with dramatic impact.
>>71883238
Based
>character on Walking Dead dies
>actor throws a fit and starts a bunch of shit about it
>10 characters die in a single episode of GoT
>nobody minds
>>71885877
walking dead actors have thrown a fit over being killed off? who?
How did D&D so completely and utterly misinterpret Stannis' character?
>>71885877
If you think any of the actors care about Game of Thrones at this point, you're retarded. Some of them are just waiting their turn.
>With the destruction of the Sept of Baelor the seat of the High Septon will be restored to Old Town
Once again we see House Hightower scheming.
>>71885877
>vague memeing
Who, faggot?
So, Bran's going to die a virgin, right? Unless the Night King gets a hold of him.
>>71885936
they didn't though. just because they're not autists like the fags on here doesn't mean they "misinterpreted" him
>>71885936
Are you sure they misinterpreted it?
This is the official alignments chart, signed by Gurm himself familia...
>>71885719
The lives destroyed by Dany are fictional. It's Darth Vader blowing up Alderaan vs. Hitler.
>>71885992
>unless
he's a human tracking device
>>71886016
They're not really fictional. In some dimension/universe they are very much real.
>>71884332
I'm a stannis believer, but you went the extra mile in the desperation department
well done...I guess
>>71885535
One likes to use appropriate grammar when one posts on the Internet, good sir.
>>71886061
Does that mean there is some dimension/universe where Isaac and I are snuggling while watching netflix right now?
>>71886141
No.
>>71886141
There are infinite parallel universes. In one of them, you must be famous, handsome, and charming enough to catch his eye, yes.
>>71886141
Nope. True story, there is an alternate reality/universe for every conceivable possibility however improbable...except that one
Reminder that breaking the spirit of oaths is just as bad as oathbreaking. The Manderlys are cursed, same as the Freys. Show Jon is an oathbreaker, book Jon will probably become one.
>>71886141
No, but it means that in some dimension/universe I'm triplexing Dany/Ary/Hoegarden and filling them up with me sweet baby goo.
>>71886200
gross.
>>71886185
Daily reminder that oaths aren't magical and that curses don't exist.
>>71886237
Oaths and curses have the power men believe they have. Where are the Freys now?
>>71886283
doesn't count.
>>71886283
Yeah, in the sense that men hold grudges and want revenge/vengeance, not that there's some supernatural force in the universe that dishes out justice.
>>71885936
They didn't misinterpret him. They simply don't like him, and they didn't want the audience to like him either.
>>71886315
How do you know that supernatural force isn't working through men?
>>71885936
I'm starting to think it wasn't done maliciously so much as just being a convenient way for D&D to simplify book Stannis, and at the same time make Renly out to be a better person. Loads of characters were adapted by taking one major aspect of the book version and exaggerating it in the show.
Stannis IS a pretty big dick in ACOK/ASOS. He only burns traitors, but Alester Florent and Guncer Sunglass were pretty sympathetic dudes, from what we heard about them. I'm guessing D&D just didn't want to capture the nuances of his atheism and struggle to be righteous. In the end, they were probably trying to make the drama more straightforward by creating a Macbeth-type tragic figure.
The fact they think Renly was a good candidate for king is inexcusably stupid, though. I mean, shit, Stannis was the only contender who actually had a clear manifesto i.e. to remove corruption from court. But they latched onto Renly because they can identify with being pampered little shits.
>>71886315
proof?
>>71886141
lol thats cute. no.
>>71886346
>>71886361
Because magic isn't real in ASOIAFor RL
>>71886391
Know what else is cute? That picture.
>>71886428
GAY
A
Y
>>71886395
>Because magic isn't real in ASOIAF
>>71886395
>magic isnt real in ASOIAF
