ITT: Characters who are literally an unironically you
Hard mode: Be original.
I don't ever wanna feel
literally me
Dante from Clerks, sadly.
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That chick gave ma raging hard-on when she showed her legs.
That chick is old enough to be my dead grandmother's mother and I'm getting boners over her.
I miss pre-code Hollywood.
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Jesus Christ from The Passion of the Christ.
This is the gayest most tumblr fucking answer ever but Joel from Eternal Sunshine
me on the left
>>71873789
Speech impediment, love to eat and scared of almost everything
Me on the right