How did Jessica Chastain looks so curvey/voluptuous in the Help when she normally looks like a stick?
>>71836675
>Look her up on Wikipedia
> She's unmarried and single
I guess one of us has a chance if we could write a decent script that attracts her to the role.
>>71836758
I thought she was seeing some french guy?
My stalking game has been weak lately.
corsets and padding.
>>71836675
>How did the diminuative Chastain morph into the bombshell Southern coquette she plays in The Help? "I ate everything in sight," she laughed. "I mean, everything. I gained fifteen pounds! Then the costumes were padded. Then they added corsets, to create a big bust and a tiny waist. We need to thank feminism for the fact that we don't need to wear corsets anymore!"
>>71837137
http://www.whosdatedwho.com/dating/jessica-chastain
>>71836675
what a slutty neck
>>71837266
Italian then, not french.
still gutted
What do you think is her damage that at her age she still has no family?
She is always presented on /tv/ as mommy-fu, but the reality is she is not one.
She had help, dude. It's in the title.
>>71837320
some insider-anon said she's known as the "biggest cunt/bitch in Hollywood"
>>71836675
>>71837219
>Jessica Chastain, a vegan, ate soy ice cream melted in the microwave to gain weight for the role of Celia Foote.
>>71838460
Looks like a character from Soundgarden's Black Hole Sun music video.
>>71838537
>that coke bottle will never be yo dick
is this another one of those Mommy Cinematic Universe threads?
>>71838569
disposable?
Even when she's in a completely nonsexual role like in The Martian, she's distracting. She was mesmerizing floating around in that jumpsuit.
I she gained about 40 pounds she'd be perfect.
>You will never be dating Jessica Chastain
>she will never start gaining weight for The Help
>She will never tell you your dick just isn't reaching where it used to now that she's gained weight and she's going to have to sit on your face to get off
>jdimsa
>>71838721
>Bryce Dallas Howard will never take you home and spank you over her lap for looking at another woman
;___;
>>71836675
>when she normally looks like a stick
what?
>>71840071
Less curves than a Harry Potter wand
>>71840129
You're out of your fucking mind. She's ridiculous.
>>71838809
>>71838810
>>71840129
>mfw niggers are brainwashed into thinking morbidly obese women are the only "thick" women
>>71840372
this
>>71838652
>>71838685
>>71838721
my fucking dick
looks like I'm watching this movie now
>>71841136
wew
pls stop i already faped
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>>71838001
Her tits in that dress are phenomenal
>>71841277
What the fuck...
>>71841136
>are you staring at my butt again, anon?
>>71841203
>that moment you realize you've never been more turned on by a woman despite being a lover of cock
>>71841278
would be nice to have a cup of her spit for sipping...
so, does Chastain have any /fit/ pics?
>>71841203
What's this hairstyle called?
>>71841783
>guy on red sofa.jpg
get out.
>>71841278
>ywn be a little boy staying with Chastain in an isolated lonely country house and have her groom you by getting you drunk and making you give her mommyfeet a massage, and then get seducuced by her and be forced to eat her out
>>71838652
bruh
>>71841574
Do you think she has ever done dp?
I just want her to gently seduce when I'm a little boy, only to then get aggressive with me and start hitting me, but then apologize and buy me ice cream, only to then stab me when she sees me talking to another girl.
>>71841783
It's called the based Bill Bailey now fuck off.
>>71838460
her eyes wtf
truly a semendemon
>>71842322
literally who?
more picarooos pls
>>71838809
literally kill me now
I hate my life.
>>71842525
He's a British comedian who hasn't done anything funny for at least 10 years. Plebs like him.
>>71838001
I swear I used to mix up those very two actresses all the time
>>71836675
Costume
And she doesn't normally look like a stick
>>71841574
DAT FAT ASSS HNNNG WHAT MOVIE
more of her cleft chin pls
Watch the movie Jolene. Youre welcome
>watching tv late at night
>knocking on your door
>mommy is there in sheer dress and a glass of wine in her hand
>''Can I stay with you? It's so cold in my room.''
>she snuggles up to you and tells you she doesn't want to be alone while touching you in funny places
>Chastain will never me your mommy and force you to lick her foot sweat as she takes black cock
jdimsa ;---;
Mommyfags pls leave
this chick looks like an old bella thorn
>>71836675
Film is on bbc 2 in the uk.
>>71838460
>>71838537
>ywn come home to this
>>71842245
Ywn have her feet on your mouth. Why even live
![scarlett-o-hara[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lgCZIb1.jpg "scarlett-o-hara[1].jpg")
>>71836675
my ultimate sex fantasy is to impregnate a southern belle blonde babe like her in this movie
with the dress the big hat and the heels on
civil war era southern belles on plantations with niggers working the cotton fields
i'm from out of town but on business and i'm doing business with jess's daddy who's a rich southern gent
im invited for dinner and im playing eye tag with jess the whole time while the rest of the family is oblivious
it's hot, she's sweating, and she does that hot babe thing where she tilts her head up and wipes the sweat off of her neck and shows her neckline and cleavage
muhdick.jpg
she excuses herself to bathroom
i find stupid reason to leave table and follow her
dumb family oblivious cuz they're drunk and makin nigger jokes
i find her in bathroom waiting for me, lift her up in her dress, heels, sexy belle hat against the door like sonny corleon in that godfather scene, and fuck her lifted cowgirl style til i'm bout to cum
then spin her around on the sink facing the mirror doggystyle and cum inside her and get her pregnant with our bay bay
we then clean up and return to our southern feast
oh yeah
>>71838809
Let me die.
>>71838001
You will never have a threesome with those beauties. Why live.
>>71836675
I fell in love with her in this role she was so cute
>>71838809
Literally the worst fucking feel ive ever felt
>>71838809
woah
>>71845548
>swn molest you when you're a little boy
I want her to give me a roughie with her cute hands and force me to lick her sweaty ass.
>>71843820
>>71836675
Because she gained weight for the movie.
>Mommy
>Not thicc
>>71843568
Pretty sure I fapped to a Tara Tainton vid like this
>>71847897
>not a real mommy
>poison womb
>>71847897
>that cum stain on the thigh of her dress
isn't she a vegan?
>>71837219
Bring back corsets
>>71848168
we can roleplay then pham, no skin off my back
>>71848168
She sacrificed having kids of her own to take care of all of us.
She's OUR mommy.
