Found this on my normie book
What do you think, /tv/?
>>71831308
I think women and seamen don't mix.
>>71831308
Replace Carey and Hart with Wahlberg and The Rock.
>>71831308
replace them by 4 Idris Elba and you have a winner
Ghostbusters is a mediocre franchise and should have been left in the eighties. However, if Hollywood insists on milking it dry, and you manbabies insist on never letting go of your childhood, then I see no reason why we can't have a mixed-gender group with actually funny actors.
>>71831308
>no steve carrel
>no jack black
only carrey saves that sorry ass list
Aisha Tyler
Jonah Hill
Mclovin
Channing Tatum
Aisha Tyler and Mclovin hook up in the film. Tatum and Hill do their Jump Street routine
>>71831308
Would buy tickets for.
>>71831308
I know you're joking, but who's supposed to be the straight man in that lineup? Jonah?
kevin spacey
chris rock
steve zahn
john cusack
morgan freeman
>>71831422
OP here, Im not joking, i just saw this on my facebook & wanted to see the reaction.
Personally i think the movie looks corny, uninteresting & prolly filled to the brim with cring scenes.
Im just a guy on his phone who likes to spectate these /tv/ debates, very entertaining & interesting.
>>71831951
could work
>>71831347
Seriously, a ghostbusters remake just shows how desperate studios are for blockbusters
>>71831546
>Crossposting from facebook
>prolly
>very entertaining & interesting
Filthy dumb phoneposting scum.
>>71831308
Where is the 9gag watermark
>>71831329
The entire premise of ghostbusters is heroes that don't fit the usual hero mold.
If they look like action stars they shouldn't be ghostbusters.
That's the one thing they got right, not getting anyone that looks like they could kick ass. They should be funny though.
there shouldn't be a new ghostbusters in the first place
>>71831308
Too white.
>>71831951
Actually not bad. Might have even appeased the feminists.
If they wanted to make a succesful female ghostbusters. they should have gotten Gillian Anderson, Halle Berry, Jenny McCarthy and Christina Applegate and this was just off a random name generator and is still better cast than the new one.
>>71831308
Jonah should play the giant monster instead.
This thread needs more image.jpg
>>71831308
replace Jim with Kristen Wiig
>>71832014
>/tv/ debates hold actual value.
A new Ghostbusters should be closely developed by the leads themselves just like the original, to ensure the project captures their energy and humor perfectly.
It shouldn't be a hastily assembled retread written by two people who don't seem to understand the appeal of the original, and starring their own hand-picked team to come in and read scripts poorly.
Imagine a version written by and starring the cast of Always Sunny, or the cast of Reno 911. Hell, get the Seinfeld gang in with Larry David at the helm. If Wiig and McCarthy wrote the script, I would be so much more confident that the movie might not be a complete waste of time.
>>71831951
This is surprisingly based.
pointless post but the guys who directed 21 Jump Street should have directed if Ivan Reitman wasn't allowed.
>>71831308
>>71831380
I'm thinking two Jonahs and two Channings, like two sets of twins. I enjoyed the Jump Streets and I see a lot of comedy there
>>71832686
I still can't figure out why everyone likes those Jumpstreet movies.
>>71832726
they were decent comedies. You'd have to be a weirdo or try really hard not to like them.
>>71832726
Me either.
Just let them date.
Time offers perspective.
>>71831308
I was all for female ghostbusters. Why not? But not like this. This remake of original looks bad. Why not make a movie in already established ghostbusters universe? About four woman, lets say one is smart, other is lets say single mother, one is hot as fuck, basically all of them aree diffrent (i.e. not 3 smart girls and one who "knows the city") answering a job interview at ghostbuaters, and right then shit hits the fan, making for comedy.
I belive that concept would be better.
>Paul Rudd
>Steve Carell
>Jonah Hill
>Idris Elba
>>71831308
Carrey is the only solid choice here. The rest are awful.
>>71831951
replace the shit rock
>>71831329
Holy shit The Rock as a Ghostbusters would be so awesome.
But Kevin Hart should stay
>normie book
so youre a fucking normie
piss off
is the rock the 2k-kids' hulk hogan?
>>71831308
Will nad Jim are too old
I would either do:
>Ghostbusters 3
>Dan Akroyd and Bill Murray teach two, new younger ghostbusters, I think some super smart young guy to fill up the shoes of Egon and Emma Stone being this normie type character and filling out the women quota
>Ghosbusters (2016)
>a remake of the original, I dunno with who, I think Jonah Hill playing Akroyd's part would be good, but dunno about anyone else.
>>71832056
POO
>>71833316
Suburban Commando remake when?
>>71831308
Jim Carrey
Kevin Hart
James Franco
Seth Rogan
>>71831308
IT SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN REMADE AT ALL
How about Hollywood coming up with some OC instead of swiping other people's shit for remaking?
>>71831951
Replace Zoe with Aisha.
let's make a female ghosbusters we all would like to watch
>Anna Kendrick
>Emma Stone
>Rooney Mara
>Ella Fanning
Kendrick would be this spunky, sarcastic leader, Stone would be voice of reason, Rooney would be this autistic genius that talks shit all the time but somehow comes up with genius inventions despite all reason and Elle would be a newcommer, constantly teased by Kendrick.
>>71833479
also, I would change the plot a bit
Kendrick, Stone and Roon-Roon would be 3 childhood friends. The movie would start with all 3 as kids making a trip to an abondend house, only to be spooked by some ghosts. Years later, all 3 are collage students that fail their final thesis because they created a device to capture ghosts, which of course, is deemed useless by their professor. They decide to start Ghostbusters instead. Halfway through the movie, they are joined by highschool student Elle that needs high school credits so she joins them as a sort of an intern.
>>71831951
>The Rock is the smartest one of them
>Wears wire frame glasses the whole movie
Swoonkino...
>>71831308
Terrible
>>71831308
>meme actors
no
>>71831329
Kys.
You have shit taste.
I hate you so much
>>71833447
fuck off
>>71832078
This.
>>71831308
carrey and ferrell's comedy doesn't jive in fact they clash. jonah would get ignored whenever those 2 on the are on the screen
this is the original new ghostbusters we were pitching for. had an eye on boyega back then but sadly we were turned down for the all female cast
>>71831951
I like the Rock, but I feel like he'd draw too much attention with his out of place looks, similar to what >>71832075 said.
Aside from that, pretty good. Would watch.Could even replace the Rock with a woman. I don't care as long as they don't parade it around as the messiah of Hollywood.
>>71831308
Everyone there is too similar. You need someone like Steve Carrell to be the believable straight man and shit like that
>>71833487
>>71834945
Relax. I like Zoe Saldana as much as the next person but she's never shown she can be funny.
>>71831308
Just use funny women instead
>Stephanie Weir
>Mo Collins
>Christa Flannigan
>Nicole Sullivan
And Bobby Lee as the receptionist. Wait, needs a black woman, there was a few on mad TV but don't remember names. Keegan Michael key in drag how about
>>71836271
Replace rob with David Spade and I'm in
>>71831308
Danny McBride
Will Ferrell
John C. Reilly
Craig Robinson or Jonah Hill
>>71832056
I haven't really liked Aziz ever since he did that 'favorite racial slurs' bit and pussied out of saying 'prairie nigger.' Hearing a comedian say 'Prairie n-word! You believe that?! LOL' is just pathetic.
>people are posting under the assumption that remaking it is still okay
Fucking millenials
http://gulfelitemag.com/millennials-worst-generation-ever-live/
http://brobible.com/life/article/american-millennials-most-useless-in-the-world/
>>71831308
there shouldn't be any new ghostbusters... leave it the fuck alone.
>>71831308
>Chris Tucker
>Martin Lawrence
>Eddie Murphy
>Michael Cera
With the girl who played precious in precious, based on the novel push by Sapphire, as the secretary.
>>71831308
>>71833369
Jim Carrey is on a totally different level to these guys in acting ability and he'd be wasted if he was cast next to these tryhards.
>>71831308
These 3 + Hardwick would be my perfect cast
> established comedians
> nerd cred
> knows the shit out of the 80s and the original movie
>>71836271
I hate you
>>71831951
fuck this gay earth im killing myself if this is supposed to be anywhere near as good of a lineup as Bill Murray, Dan Akroyd and Harold Ramis
>>71833447
No way.
>>71836416
/thread
>>71831308
You need someone sarcastic and dry, someone earnest and enthusiastic, someone very dry and strange, and an everyman to be an audience avatar, while still being funny in his own right. they need to have chemistry with each other and play off each other easily. They also can't be so big they wouldn't work well with the others or overshadow the other 3, it has to be an ensemble cast.
>>71833479
Out of that list only Emma Stone is capable of being funny.
>>71836476
Comedy is in a very bad place right now.
>>71832075
I agree with this, but Mark Wahlberg can do "average guy" pretty convincingly and he's seriously underappreciated for comedy if utilised right - I wouldn't oppose having him as a new ghostbuster
I didn't even have a problem with it being women, the least they could do is get funny ones.
Morgan Murphy
Iliza shlesinger
Sarah Silverman (fuck off she tells the jokes most comics wont then uses her feminazi privilege to get away with it)
Andi Osho
these are just 4
women who are objectively better comedians and would have been a better ghostbuster casting than the one we got
>>71836448
Chris I'm happy that you're no longer fat and are successful, but know your boundaries dude. No way you can act. Back to red it now
>>71835039
kek, I would love to see Jackie chan talking about ghosts and shit
>>71831308
>New Ghostbusters
>Two 50 year old guys who peaked 20 years ago
>>71836271
15 years ago maybe
>>71836541
He's got good comic timing, but he can't play a scientist. Couldn't even manage science teacher without coming across as actually brain damaged. Walberg for cameos or receptionist at best, Channing Tatum is a better choice.
>>71836336
add a chick and id watch this... maybe Sarah Silverman or Maria Bamford.
>>71836601
>>71836601
Righteous choice anon
I'd watch the ever loving shit out this.
>>71836617
>Channing Tatum
>scientist
>>71836617
>motherfucker argues Wahlberg wouldn't be a believable smartypants
>OK
>he argues Tatum could do it
>mfw
>>71836654
Channing Tatum could totally do scientist. Just needs a hair-cut, some thin-rimmed glasses and his good looks/body to get worked into the plot and jokes.
You gotta give the women some eye candy, gone are the days of old Bill Murray nailing every 10/10 in his movies.
>>71836708
>Wahlberg wouldn't be a believable smartypants
Wahlbergs already proved he can't do it with that garbage heap The Happening. Tatum has range.
I don't think there should have been another ghostbuster movie. It doesn't work with anyone else.
WHAT if it had to be gals? My picks would be Emma stone, Greta gerwing, Aubrey plaza and Jessica Williams
>>71832701
>>71832701
>>71832701
my name is JEFF jajajaja
>>71836833
>Bryce Dallas-Howard
>Emily Blunt
>Eva Green
>Jessica Chastain
Anon, pls
>>71836833
Pride Prejudice and Zombies was boring as fuck
>>71836550
>>71836833
Olivia Coleman
Aubrey Plaza
Natasha Legarro
And based Imelda Staunton
This would be prime.
>>71836601
Only decent answer so far
Jerry Seinfeld
Jason Alexander
Julia Louis Dreyfus
Michael Richards
Larry David as the receptionist
Wayne Knight as Zuul
>>71836737
Yeah, a wig and some glasses would be all he could do about it.
>>71836782
Yeah, Wahlberg can't do it well and Wahlberg 2.0 can't do it well either.
>>71837228
>Jerry Senfeild
>in anything but Seinfeld
Total Plebian
He peaked there in terms of film/tv
>>71831308
Get rid of Ferrel and Hart, throw in The Rock
>>71836601
MOOOOVE ASIDE.
>>71834821
>Kys.
Never understood this, don't people realize "yourself" is one word and therefore wouldn't be acronymed as "YS" and just "Y"?
>>71836601
>>71837111
>>71836633
>>71836628
>>71837441Who drives Ecto-1?
>>71831308
Ferrel, Jim are hasbeens. Black guy is a never was and Hill is better suited to comedic fat guy in dramas these days.
>>71835039
>jackie chan doing stunts and tripping over his proton packs to fuck up them ninja ghosts
He alone carries your line up
>>71832075
>they should look like average men
then why isn't tom hanks present
>>71837678
slimer and slimette
>>71836448
>Chris Hardwick
>established comedian
>not a tryhard
I replied. 1/10
>>71836623
>>71836336
I'd rather Kaitlin Olson
>>71838287
>If I keep telling everyone I'm a comedian, and not just a bland media presenter, maybe it will become true!
