Who's your favorite Bond villain?
GOAT
>>71821947
He wasn't that bad, he was in fact a good caricature of the media's controlled narrative for ratings. Action was decent as well. Michelle Yeoh was pretty hot too.
I felt like Mr. Stamper was the weak link really, not nearly intimidating enough, nor was his goofy teacher. Weak 3rd act ruined it.
>>71821947
The man with the golden gun.
>>71822056
gold finger?
>>71821947
Fuck was that jonathan pryce this who le time???
>>71821947
is that steve jobs?
Elektra
>>71822078
Scaramanga.
>>71822040
Herr Stamper had his moments
>Dr Kaufman's record was 52 hours. I'm hoping to break it
>>71821994
Defs second favorite
>>71821947
GOD TIER
Trevelyan
Blofeld (Savalas)
Blofeld (Pleasence)
Le Chiffre
Scaramanga
Goldfinger
GREAT TIER
No
Klebb
Stormberg
Zorin
Sanchez
Carver
Silva
OK TIER
Largo
Blofeld(Gray)
Mr Big
Blofeld (Waltz)
Whitaker
Renard
Drax
Kristatos
Orlov
SHIT TIER
Greene
Graves
>>71822184
Hottest. But the ravages of time have come to Sophie ;_;
>>71822305
Oh shit waddup
>>71822305
Well this is pretty accurate.
>>71822084
Versatile chap. I think I read it was his favorite role.
>>71822305
Which one was Rosamund Pike again?
>>71822040
Yeah big problem for TND was how rushed the film was. I don't even think they had a complete script when they started production and pretty much made shit up a few weeks before filming.
>>71822305
Zorin and Sanchez need to be in Great tier and Silva can fuck off to shit tier. Let's hope Waltz Blofeld can upgrade tiers next movie
>>71822056
I fucking love the way Lee plays that character as basically a playboy who doesn't give a fuck about the way things work on his lair.
Bond is describing how everything works and he's all "if you say so mister Bond".
>>71822430
This.
Gay Blonde Joker had a great actor wasted on a shitty role.
Waltz was a shitty actor in a role that wasn't great but a better actor could have elevated. They need to go the way they did in the books with his character. With him becoming less and less composed and more and more of a maniac as Bond keeps fucking up his plans.
>>71822401
Probably wanted to make the sequel while the praise over Goldeneye was still fresh.
>>71822330
still would
>>71821947
Scaramanga.
>three nipples
check.
>golden sex object
check.
>private island paradise base
check.
>>71821947
Elliot Carver was a good representative of how shitty our media was, probably the most relevant bond villain. Best? I don't know, Goldfinger had a pretty solid plan, maybe him. They all get foiled by one dude with a gun though, so none of them are that impressive.
4CARVER
ANDKAUFMANN
>>71821947
>no mr. bond, I expect you to confess to the 7
>>71822305
>Mr. BIG
these two
you had to ask?
>>71821947
Why do so many people say Scaramanga? He was literally just a murderer with a meme gun.
Based Blofeld
>>71821994
"you want one too?"
classic
I like Zorin best because of how he wasted all those faggots like they were nothing.
>>71823311
>They all get foiled by one dude with a gun though, so none of them are that impressive.
Yeah, I think Q set them up and they all went along for the ride.
And I thought Trevelyan had the best plan or at least he aimed highest. Goldfinger estimated gold would increase 10 fold but I think the Fed could have covered that one up.
>>71822430
Yea, Zorin and Sanchez were top 5 at least.
>>71822305
Graves doesnt deserve to be in Shit Tier. The character backstory is stupid and the script is weak, but Toby Stephens is one of the best actors playing villians and he's one of the only good things on DAD.
Also, Hugo Drax on the Ok Tier? Fuck you, his bored bad guy routine is hillarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEhcTnoa1xA
Telly Savalas' Blofeld
Goldfinger
Largo.
>>71822040
No, it was complete shit
>le evil steve jobs! XD
All the brosnan films were shit except for golden eye, same way all the craig ones are shit except for casino royal
>>71826309
this is fucking great
he looks so happy
>>71829032
>> Evil Steve Jobs
Do you even Rupert Murdoch?
>>71829063
lol his character was so fucking retarded.
why all bond movies axcept the Craig ones are literally this shit...
anyway my Bond favorite villains are:
Le Chiffre and 006 (just because of Sean Bean)
>>71829049
32 seconds in makes my heart sing, Zorin's such a good boy.
>>71829063
best bad bond girl since the redhead with the big tits
>>71829292
>anyway my Bond favorite villains are:
>Le Chiffre and 006 (just because of Sean Bean)
This 5 year old sure is edgy.
>>71829292
>not an argument but is so much fun shitposting with my ready-made replies
nah nah, the only five years old edgy boy are you, for sure.
in fact this is the way you can actually reply in all your GOT threads, but not here bimbo.
>>71829377
>not an argument but is so much fun shitposting with my ready-made replies
nah nah, the only five years old edgy boy are you, for sure.
in fact this is the way you can actually reply in all your GOT threads, but not here bimbo.
>>71829511
What's "GOT threads"?
>>71829511
>>71829483
haha you're banned!
>>71829533
Tier 1
Dr. No
Goldfinger
Scaramanga
Drax
Zorin
Sanchez
Trevelyan
>>71822305
>God Tier
>Trevelyan
Opinion discarded, won't even bother reading the rest because it's ubdoubtedly shit.
>>71825082
Christopher Lee, mostly. By mostly I mean entirely.
>>71828727
>.................Jamesbon..........
>>71829849
>>We're both orphans, James. But while your parents had the luxury of dying in a climbing accident, mine survived the British betrayal and Stalin's execution squads. My father couldn't let himself or my mother live with the shame. MI6 figured I was too young to remember. And in one of life's little ironies, the son went to work for the government whose betrayal caused the father to kill himself and his wife.
>Hence Janus. The two-faced Roman god come to life.
>>It wasn't God who gave me this face! It was you, setting the timers for three minutes instead of six.
Am I supposed to feel sorry for you?
>>No. You were supposed to die for me.
goatr
>>71829849
>not recognizing Sean Bean as one of the few decent actors in the history of Bond movie series
Also, forcing this le edgy-villain meme really makes you look like a retard.
>>71830000
Yeah he's got a few good lines here and there, but his past relationship with Bond is never relevant to the plot in any meaningful way, and the revenge angle goes out the window in the final act in favor of a Die Hard tier heist plot involving satellites.
The rogue MI6 agent back for revenge story was handled much, much better in Skyfall.
>>71830000
Goldeneye had one of the best protagonist vs. antagonist action sequences of all time. Nice quadruple o's.
There's something about Goldeneye that no film has ever replicated. It's bar none the most legendary action film ever made, most amazingly it practically slid right under the mainstream radar compared to the lesser movies of the decade.
>>71830112
>it practically slid right under the mainstream radar compared to the lesser movies of the decade.
How very MI-6 of it.
>>71830086
>Yeah he's got a few good lines here and there, but his past relationship with Bond is never relevant to the plot in any meaningful way,
BS, bromance elements were relevant.
>and the revenge angle goes out the window in the final act in favor of a Die Hard tier heist plot involving satellites.
BS.
>The rogue MI6 agent back for revenge story was handled much, much better in Skyfall.
What do you have against a villian with a little bit of character? Mos Eisley tier villians don't deserve a place in 007 franchise, the miserable stooge villians of the Craig era should end with Craig's last James Bond film.
>>71830201
>the miserable stooge villians of the Craig era should end with Craig's last James Bond film.
Spectre's Blowfeld, Silva or whoever it was in Skyfall and Greene in Quantum Of Solace weren't even really men as much as they were sad sacks of shit. Craig era villians were hardly even memorable. Except Le Chiffre of course.
Maybe I need to get with the times, that or the times need to change. Maybe I'll change with the times and then I'll be in sync. But until then I'll wish for zombie Trevelyan to show up in the next movie because it's really been a downward slide.
Lmao XD, guys being a Bond is so awesome. One day soon I'll randomly pop out and become super sexy, smart and buff and then I'll get to assume a new identity with a license to kill. And until then all I have to do is not say anything to get myself heckled by the shining in the twilight zone while I keep the mounting excitement to myself while my secret service keeps building records and leverage on everyone that gets involved with me in the slightest. :DDDD shooting the treacherous piggies and listening to the silencer whistle is going to be so rewarding.
I love being underestimated because I want people to die. Being a rogue Bond is going to be so much fun, it makes being tested beforehand rewarding in itself.
Is this hysterical or what?
Her and Toby Stephens were wasted in a shit movie
>>71830997
time to take your meds again anon
>>71830049
This
>>71830997
When you're this legitimate of a Bond you'd know it because you'd be stuck with the scarlet whore and Satan incarnate trying their best to torment you in cowardly fashion, but they can't because you're the crown prince to the biggest fortune on Earth and if they cross the line they'll get magically shocked by the ace of spades.
Lmao, these losers can barely even reach me and no matter what they do doesn't even matter to me, it's all going to be over in just a matter of months and no matter what they do it's all the same to me.
After I rock I will begin to operate, it's going to be so hilarious.
Revenge is so sweet.
God save the Queen, am I right?
>>71831048
should have been the bond girl instead of Halle Berry desu
>>71824419
Underrated.
>>71831052
You had better be an exceptional character, because rest assured you wouldn't be able to post here if your address wasn't accessible.
:)
They think I'm crazy...
As if Mick Jaggers whelp wasn't a bond...... Amazing I figured it all out by my self.
Why don't you faggots do something about it?
Anyone wanna bet that I won't be dangerous and off the fucking chain by 2020?
>>71831150
>scarlet whore and Satan
for the record my step brother and step sister, so yes i am quite legitimately the son of man. everyone please bite the big one.
>>71831274
>step brother
satan the yellow hook nosed coward
>>71831274
>step sister,
the scarlett whore the fat retarded pasty cunt
and what were you catholics trying to prove? that my cock was or wasn't god? what a fucking premise for such a big goddamn project.
goddamn it everyone this situation is an abomination.
>>71822430
Why did he let Bond fuck his girlfriend?
>>71831353
All in the masterplan
Le Chiffre, Scaramanga, Max Zorin
>>71831353
To pump him for information, of course.
>>71831392
Looks like Craig wasn't the first bisexual Bond after all.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Yckh7AS.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>71822056
>Come, come, Mr Bond, you derive as much pleasure from killing as I do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRVw8Fc4HM
>>71831413
Grace jones is more woman than your mum ever pretended to be.
>>71821947
Damn, he looks just like Pope Francis
>>71831780
This isn't the first time that I've realized that.
![tn-500_parkerwm624210801[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aoCxLDf.jpg "tn-500_parkerwm624210801[1].jpg")
>>71831780
Peter Stormare is the superior pope francis impersonator
>>71829032
>le evil steve jobs! XD
Are you literally a mouth-breathing moron?
>any answer other than Trevelyan/Le Chiffre
Most effective reddit filter ever conceived
>>71821947
He had mad typing skills too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4hvZMZLYDw
>>71821947
You already posted him. Thanks OP.
>>71832916
Wots ur issue wiv carver, m8?
>>71822279
What the fuck was this guy's endgame? Everyone is dead, the base is coming apart around him, and instead of cutting his losses and heading to safety he chooses to take Bond on in the middle of a fiery arena. Why?
>>71833393
>>71821947
>muh evil Rupert Murdoch
he was awful. one of the worst Bond villains and one of the worst movies.
>>71833563
Bond killed his mentor
>>71833659
that guy was a faggot anyway
>claims to be an expert in torture
>looks like a real life muppet
>>71833619
>Evil Rupert Murdoch
So Rupert Murdoch?
>>71833895
>>71822305
What's the criteria for best Bond villain: persona, evil plan, success of plan, harm inflicted on Bond, etc.?
Joseph Wiseman's Dr. No.
>>71833998
Dumbass the proprietor is evil!
>>71822305
DAF is guff but I preferred Charles Gray in the role to Savalas. Kojak was just being suave-guy and never really came off as too unhinged. Kinda wish they'd swapped movies.
>>71833619
>>71833998
>those awful opinions
>that poor misused reaction image
it applies to you.
Carver is top tier villain.
>>71834281
>that poor misured reaction image inspired by another previously poor misured reaction image
whoaho you are truly retarded, mate
also,
>Carver is top tier villain
kys
>>71821947
whoa high spiro!
>>71832964
That's one of the things I remember most about this movie, how fake his typing was.
>>71822085
Maybe if you crossbred him with Sergio Marchionne to create some kind of super-CEO
>>71829341
>best bad bond girl since the redhead with the big tits
Which one was that?
Jaws
for England James?
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/md71xfI.jpg "latest[1].png")
Vargas
You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.
>>71822305
Drax is god-tier, and Le Chiffre is okay-tier at best
>>71834204
I loved Telly Savalas as Blofeld, he played him as this charismatic Al Capone type character
>>71829063
absolutely amazing
>>71831237
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
>>71822056
Great villain, too bad everything else in TMWTGG is crap
>>71824419
Best part of the movie
>>71834146
>Casino Royale at the top
>Skyfall in the top 10
>You Only Live Twice dead last
such shit taste
This guy
>>71838050
Reminder Savalas' Blofeld was one of the only Bond villains that physically pursued Bond, rather than leave it to his henchmen to finish the job.
>>71841393
Red Grant is great. Too bad Daniel Craig comes off like a third rate Red Grant but then Craig is no Robert Shaw.
>>71821947
Why ask?
drax, trevellian, ourumov, xenia, lechiffre, samedi, scaramagna (even tho never watched the movie) mr. silva and his removable half face, can't remember more, honestly
>>71842035
yeah, goldfinger too
>>71822184
Goddamm negative in tits
>cntrl-f
>no boris grishenko
slugheads, the whole lot of you.
>>71822279
>Dr Kaufman's record was 52 hours. I'm hoping to break it
What does that even mean? Shouldn't they somehow measure the total pain inflicted instead of the total time tortured, if they want to have some sort of torturing competition/record?
I mean, he could've tied their eyes and put earphones playing loud music for couple days, using the mental torture tactic, and beat Kaufman's record with ease.
>>71838050
Which I think would have worked better in Diamonds due to the American setting. Plus he probably had enough clout to tell them to fuck off with the dress wearing scene.
Gray far more fit the aristocratic genius type that Blofeld's plot in OHMSS pointed towards.
>>71834146
Why isn't Diamonds Are Forever higher up when you have The Living Daylights at fucking 9
>>71830000
Repeating digits confirm
Goldeneye is my all time favourite Bond movie. The gadgets are cool but not intrusive, the theming is on point, Bean and Brosnan blow it put of the water and Alan Cumming throws out a very strong and underappreciated supporting role. Bean death is best death.
>>71822056
Great villain, great sidekick, the movie could have been so much better if it used them more.
>>71821947
off topic but i just watched spectre and hated it
thx for your time
ZORIN
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>Best bonds
1.Connery
2.Dalton
3.Brosnan
4.Moore
5.Craig
6.Lazenby
>Best films
Thunderball
GoldenEye
The Living Daylights
OHMSS
Goldfinger
>Best themes
Nobody Does It Better
Live and Let die
Diamonds Are Forever
Thunderball
Tomorrow Never Dies
>>71846052
>4. Moore
Not dead fucking last. Moore is absolute worst Bond. I have yet to actually watch OHMSS and yet I still think Lazenby is better.
>>71846135
>le Moore is bad
Go to bed kid
>>71846033
He's pretty mediocre until the end when he goes batshit
They should have had him act like that during the whole movie
>>71846052
I think you forgot to include You Only Live Twice among the best themes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs8uYxTJ530
>>71846135
Moore isn't terrible if you take those films as products of their era, they haven't aged very well though
>>71846269
I picked the 5 best themes
>>71846052
>Best films
>Thunderball
Maybe if you are struggling from severe insomnia and need a remedy as soon as possible.
>Best themes
>Tomorrow Never Dies
Not when it was bested by the song in the credits in the very same movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh1C_AbFoNc
>>71824452
cheeky sean bean is best villain
>>71846338
>hating on thunderball
>>71828727
Graves would be GOAT if he just wasn't Colonel Moon
that one thing ruins him
>>71837787
No. For you.
DELICIOUS
Elliot Carver is one of the more practical villains, but I love the idea of a media mogul villain.
>>71824419
GOOOOLD will always be GOOOOOOLD
>>71846221
His death scene is fucking amazing.
>>71841732
WAIT
CAPTAIN QUINT WAS A BOND VILLAIN? WHAT THE FUCK
>>71821947
Any other GoT actors play bond villains outside of Bean and Pryce?
>>71839848
>not GET THIS FUCKING THING OFF MY HEAD
This is my favorite henchman
>>71847372
RIP the dude that almost kicked his ass, you gave as good as you got.
>>71844145
Its established in the movie that his mentor is a master in some bullshit chakra point torture and they measured how long someone lasts while using it.
>>71847372
WHEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEEEEEEE
HAS EVERYBODY
GOOOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEE
>>71849905
>rewatch QoS
>loses his fucking shit at Bond fucking over his plans and just goes at him with an axe
compare that to Waltzfeld's scavenger hunt bullshit and Dominic Greene is a far better villain.
>>71850114
IT WAS ME JAMES
>>71821947
Old Steve Jobs?
>>71821994
fpbp
Davis also just fucking based in general
It's another teenage pleb bond taste /tv/ thread
epic
>>71846052
>Best Themes
>Skyfall not even listed
Into the trash your post goes.
>>71850418
We don't like fatties here.
>>71846052
>best bonds
>dalton right behind connery
designated shit taste post
greetings
>>71844049
>>71844145
Wasn't the record about keeping the victim alive AFTER removing some vital organs?
>>71851110
I think so.
>>71833698
He was just an angry gypsie who was there to ensure Angel's curse was still intact. Instead, he ran into Bond.
>>71822330
how is that bad for a 50 year old?
