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ITT beautiful animation
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i dont think the nile has whales in it
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>>71802257

It's the Red Sea you fucking moron.

I stg /tv/ is so dumb these days
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>>71802283
>expecting me to know/care about this fake jewish story

dead sea has no whales either fucko
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>>71802124
I'm Freeing Willie.
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>>71802375
Uncultured atheist swine.
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>>71802124
Is that Megalodon
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>>71802375
>Can identify it as a Jewish story
>claims to not know about it

Why do you pretend to be retarded online anon?
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>>71802375
>atheists
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>>71802411
No it is Superman
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>>71802452
He wants to fit in.
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>>71802411

idk I always thought it was a whale
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>>71802375
>fake

oy vey!
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>>71802452
>>claims to not know about it
He did not claim that he does not know it though.
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>>71802124
THE BABIES OF THE UNBELIEVERS CAN BITE THE DUST BY THE THOUSANDS
IF YOU BELIEEEEEVE

still such an inspiring story
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>>71802375
>dead sea
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>>71802397
>>71802452
>>71802466
SPOT THE JEWS

i know of moses, i know he had his cadre of jews. i dont know the details of the whole story. its not real. get holocausted
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plagues of egypt are so incredibly cruel, punishing the kids for the mistakes of their fathers? even worse for the mistake of their rulers, and its not a democracy either

starving people, raining frogs on them, killing their kids, how the hell can a book describe such a thing and then claim the god is merciful? the old scripture is bonkers
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>>71802124

WE
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>>71802257
>>71802411
It's a whale shark.
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https://youtu.be/A8wiNv6laU8
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>>71802613
>even worse for the mistake of their rulers

it's not even the mistake of the ruler because god is the one preventing pharaoh to let the jews go by hardening his heart. so he's deliberately manufacturing the crisis that he's then punishing his own marionettes for. yet somehow the egyptians are the villains of the piece and deserve what's coming to them
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>>71802613
>and then claim the god is merciful?

The old testament makes no such claim, except for his own worshippers.
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>>71802613
The old testament is full of the Jews literally genociding entire peoples they don't like.
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>>71802681
>taking biblical stories literally
>not reading between the lines

sounds like a good old fashioned false flag there
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>>71802681
Don't forget how the Pharaoh found out about the whole kid-destined-to-overthrow-everything deal to begin with, leading to Moses having to be cast away on the river to survive. God made it so that the Pharaoh felt threatened, then the Pharaoh killed all the firstborn, just so God could get a reason to kill all the Egyptian firstborn decades later.

The first testament God was fucking bonkers.
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>>71802613
That's the Old Testament for ya, where God is a petty vengeful cunt who hates his own creations.
The New Testament is basically a hippy Manifesto instead.
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>>71802613
The Old Testament never describes God as merciful. He didn't calm down until he had a kid.
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holy shit how did this get off track so fast
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>>71802762
taken literally or not, the morals of the story are pure evil
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>>71802762
this. anyone who doesn't read between the lines is not a REAL jew/christian.
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>>71802691
>>71802850
my bad, somehow I thought it did, must have mixed up bits and pieces of the two testaments

>>71802794
>That's the Old Testament for ya, where God is a petty vengeful cunt who hates his own creations.
didn't the christian manecheists actually believe that there are two gods: the good one (new testament) and the evil one (old testament) and use that as an explanation to the existence of evil in the world
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>>71802892
Because it's /tv/, not /co/. You can't post something related to jews and not expect shitposting.
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>>71802257
>>71802375
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sharks_in_the_Red_Sea
You're all retarded.
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>>71802987
i don't know about the manichaeans, but marcion basically said as much and most varieties of gnosticism teach this as well, that the old testament god is actually an evil demon who created a messed up world that is an inferior knockoff of the immaterial kingdom of light where the real benevolent god is at home (who is revealed through christ, although the gnostic christ isn't the same as the "orthodox" christ)
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HE
DID
NOTHING
WRONG
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>>71802124

>blue whales in the red sea
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>>71803150
>blue whale
>with that big dorsal fin
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>>71802257
It's not a whale, idiot. Look at the tail fin.
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>>71803150
>he thinks it's a blue whale
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>>71803112
You have to admire him not stepping down. He reminds me of the White Guard in Russia, heroically fighting against the overwhelming forces of the Soviets.
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>>71802610
I'm not even Jewish
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