>Be 6'3" of pure muscle
>Olympian-level taekwondoe athlete
>Quits that to become a underwear model
>Quits that to become a successful stockbroker and businessman
>Quits that to become an actor
>Still looks hot over 40
>Fuck white women all day long
He's literally the perfect specimen of humanity
he crys over a little visit by tactinerds in his home
>chinky chonky chinaman
>man
TORETTO
KUBLAAAAAI!
>>71774997
Isn't he Shredder?
>>71774997
>teeny yellow pee pee
>>71774997
>>Fuck white women all day long
DELETE
>>71774997
you forgot to mention
>that insanely sexy deep voice
>>71774997
Is that leatherman?
>>71774997
>Rick Yune
he's only 6'0'' you dick rider
>>71774997
SO YOU LIVE TO DIE ANOTHER DAY
TORETTO
>>71774997
If he's so smart, why doesn't he pick better roles?
>Chink
Lol na
>>71775269
"british assassin"
>>71774997
>Criminal
>SWAT comes to his home
>Throws a tantrum like 10 year old
>>71774997
>Quits Acting to become...
>>71774997
His white girlfriends are always hot
>>71774997
Is that the Marco Polo guy?
>>71775785
President
>>71775785
Gay
TORETTO
BIG GUY CAME INTO MY HOUSE
MEMED MY WHOLE FAMILY