Have you ever really left a movie half way through?
>>71773340
Once.
The Producers.
Yes. I walked out of Meet the Spartans.
pic related, so boring and cliched it was insulting
however Jarecki later adapted the story absolutely perfectly in the riveting The Jinx
Guardians of the Galaxy
>be in theater
>"i am....."
>audience eyes widen in anticipation
>"groot"
>audiences starts clapping and screaming with laughter while throwing their fedoras at the screen
>on the back of me I hear people singing The Game of Thrones tune with the text "i am groot"
>chris pratt walked in front of the screen and start dancing like PSY while chanting "UP UP UP UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE"
>meanwhile people pull out their phones and start taking pictures of Chris and posting it on reddit
>as I wanted to leave the theatre I stumble on a band of 30 manchildren chanting "UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE .... UP, UP UP UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE" while dancing like PSY
>desperately trying to escape this hell hole I see alot of children crying of fear but their parents don't seem to respond
>as I take a look around the theatre trying to find an escape I come to the conclusion that the whole audience except for the children are singing and dancing "UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE"
>in a desperate attempt to survive I pick one of the fedoras on the ground and start chanting "I AM GROOT" to every person I come across while trying to escape
>the crowd didn't seem to notice me and as I walked out of the theatre I looked back
>the children are getting crushed by the amount of people dancing and singing like PSY
>i remember the tears on their faces but all I heard while finally leaving the theatre were the people screaming "upvote reddit style"
once but only because i felt like i was gonna faint
>>71773484
I hope this is pasta, in any case, you're pathetic.
>>71773340
No, but American Hustle was a close call. It took me whole 2 weeks to watch it.
>>71773522
Was the CGI that good?
>>71773340
Pic related.
>Kingsmen
>>71773376
I can't tell if this is a joke or not.
Shrek the Third
Homers couch is fucking shit, no headrest at all, no wonder hes always tired.
I've never been in a movie theater. What's it like?
>>71773340
that one with nicholas cage and amber heard. i was so fucking angry i spent money on that piece of shit
horton hears a who but i snuck into that one after paying to see some other flick before
>>71773340
Went to see The Runaways with a couple friends. Once Dakota Fanning was doing a lingerie shoot my friend says "this is trash. Let's get a refund." I didn't think it was that bad. Really disappointed that Alia Shawkat was on screen and didn't have ANY lines
>>71774663
>couch
>headrest
Huh?
I'm thinking of buying a ticket to the new Ghostbusters just so I can walk out halfway through. Is this a good idea?
>>71773340
Nope never. Have actually taken shits into popcorn buckets to avoid missing anything.
>>71773340
I once had a case of bad diarrhea while watchin a geroge clooney movie. I don't remember which.
Oldboy.
>>71773340
I've seen some terrible movies in the theater like Hope Floats and Leap Year on dates, shit I even saw City of Angels in the theater. I fell asleep during some and only stayed to make out or whatever.
I have only walked out of one movie though, that was Blues Brothers 2000. What the fuck were they thinking making this movie?
>>71773340
All the time when porno theaters were still popular. After 5min I'd drop my load on the seat next to me and leave.
>>71773340
I forget the exact name, but it involved the lake monster Nessie and a little foreign boy from...some europe place.
It was bad. probably called The Water Warning to warn you not to go to ireland
>>71775012
No, you support it by paying to go.
I still can't finish Sucker Punch, I don't know what that movie has because I always drop it after 20 minutes... maybe someday before I die I'll finally do it
>>71775177
>What the fuck were they thinking
"I sure hope this makes a lot of money!"
>>71776316
I went trough it all just to see the dance
I was pretty buttmad
>>71773829
I literally got a butterknife and grabbed the DVD out of my friend's DVD player and just kept scratching it until he had to pull me off. Didn't even pay him back for the DVD.
>>71773340
never
>>71773340
No but fallen asleep through some, even good movies.
Flight
Almost did, wish I had.
>>71773378
Same. Only movie I've never sat all the way through.
>>71773340
I literally fell asleep during the Dark Knight Rises midnight premiere after the plane scene
>>71773340
Avengers. Was with my girlfriend at the midnight and we both wanted to get the fuck out of there.
Walked out of Eagle Eye with my friend probably 15 minutes in or less. We could tell it was going to be shit and only payed $7.50 for the tickets because we were 17 at the time and used the kiosk to get children's tickets. Figured we already lost our money but we dont have to lose our time.
Actually did the child ticket thing with a lot of the movies back in the day but eventually got called out on it and had to upgrade our tickets one time. Never bothered to try it again after that. Figured we weren't young enough to keep getting away with it. Also pretty sure child tickets are close to regular admission these days anyway.
>>71773340
Interstellar
Was literally torture watching this. I didn't give a fuck how it ended and all the characters were autistic and the sound balancing was obnoxious as fuckhurr it was intentional :^))
>>71775248
The water horse?
>>71773484
But PSY is good, nigger.
