Is the meme finally over?
it'll make a shit ton of money regardless
>critics hating on based Scrat
Armond will save this film.
chinks and spics will save it like they do all other trash flicks
>>71767483
Not even Buck can save this joint senpai
>>71767399
>Scrat is now in space
there was a time when this needed to stop and we've clearly passed it
Inb4 700M$ from International Box Office again
>>71767399
aw I liked this I took my little brother and sister
It was a fun movie.. Science man is in it too
>>71767399
Is this what? The 5th movie?
>>71767399
Not if foreigners have anything to say.
Scrat has decieded to bring death to everything on earth
I've always found these shit. I've no idea how they've been so successful. I saw an ad for this on tv the other day where it called it the greatest film series of all time. Even for advertising hyperbole that was retarded.
Apparently the series does gangbusters in Russia.
I heard something recently that the reason they keep making these is Russians love them. They make MORE money every time a sequel a sequel comes out. Same with
Transformer in China.
first one is comfy road movie buddykino tho
Daily reminder that these films make nearly a billion dollars each even though nobody you knows sees them
>>71767489
>>71767642
>>71767679
>>71767682
>>71767743
>>71768468
They are literally kids movies you fucking autists
>>71767399
>adult watching and reviewing children's movies, but are not reviewing them for parents.
>they are reviewing them for other manchildren
>>71768495
But unlike others such as Disney, Dreamworks, and whoever makes those terrible Minions movies, they have no pop culture presence. When other animated movies come out and crack nearly a billion you see them and feel them in pop culture around you, people are talking about them; Ice Age movies come in out of nowhere, rack in 800 or 900M then disappear into thin air.
>>71768495
>kids movies are immune to criticism
Wew
>>71768532
>they have no pop culture presence.
Obviously, you don't have a 5yo.
>>71768532
>those terrible Minions movies
what's so terrible about them? pretend you actually watched them while answering
>has a place called something-opia
>has a hippy dumpy looking yak thing
why isn't disney suing them to shit?
>>71768468
parents take their kids for there for some rest
>>71768604
Despicable Me was a cute idea but overall fell flat relying way too heavily on the kids.
Despicable Me 2 was pointless. There was zero character development and everything ended as it started; it was like an extra long episode of a Despicable Me cartoon Series.
Minions was just nothing, no plot, no point, just a series of barely connected gags.
>>71767489
>rotten tomatoes says its bad!
>its the paying audiences who are wrong!!
Faggot
>>71768604
>>71768658
>more movies were made past the 1st movie
My kids couldn't even finish the first movie.
>>71768641
>keeping an eye on them constantly, checking and paying for their tickets and food, attending them when they start crying in the middle of the movie, seeing kiddie bullshit instead of something they would actually like, cleaning them if they shit or puke the popcorn
a grand ol' time indeed
>>71768722
>putting your own needs before your children's needs
KYS
>>71768686
they were fatigued by you taking them to every new capeshit
>>71768794
>becoming a slave to your own little clones
KISS IT
>>71768804
I don't take my kids to the theater. I preview the movie then let them watch it if I find it is appropriate. They don't like capeshit and neither do I.
>>71768794
this desu
kys >>71768722
take your shitty satanic spawn somewhere else where they wont ruin the world anymore drown them and end your suffering.
>>71768794
A parent cannot do their job properly if they aren't taking care of themselves too, that's how you get burnt out parents that just stop giving a shit.
>>71768835
This attitude was programmed into your by your Jewish overlords in order to ensure that white people die out.
>>71767399
Im going to go see this with my Wife's Husband I don't care
>>71768867
Their needs come first. You must stay healthy in order to do that. This is basic logic that doesn't need said.
>>71768850
>I preview the movie then let them watch it if I find it is appropriate.
LITERALLY A SLAVE TO YOUR OWN LITTLE CLONES
look up the movie on imdb and evaluate the "parents guide" section, a helpful guide for the prudish helicopter parent
>>71768938
>letting jews dictate what your children watch
I bet your circumcision your kids too didn't you, goy butcher.
>>71768938
LOL
>>71769009
HAHA
>>71768994
the section covers any visual/spoken references to:
>Sex & Nudity
>Violence & Gore
>Profanity
>Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking
>Frightening/Intense Scenes
just check that shit and save yourself 2 hours of "parenting"
>>71768938
Literally a child with no responsibility.
>>71769173
>previewing shitloads of trashy american joints you have no real personal interest into
>a "responsability", "making a difference" a "muh contribution to society"
>>71769139
>not knowing what Jewish social propaganda is
>it's a /tv/ doesn't know about foreign plebs episode
>inb4 that 1 that doesn't get this image and mentions population
>>71769227
Your entire like is dedicated 100% to your children. Anything less than that and you may as well be called, "Tyrone".
>>71769419
Why did foreigners not go to see Inside Out?
>>71769227
>Responsibility
>Making a Difference
>Contribution to Society
So, a good parent?
Should have been straight to DVD at this point.
>>71769823
a good parent would pick random movies and watch them WITH their kids, discussing it. Not doing that pathetic sheltering shit
I call every cgi kids movie I see advertised that isn't underwater Ice Age. Because they all look like it.
>>71769921
Children need to be sheltered up to a point, they aren't always rational beings with whom you can discuss anything. That comes in time.
>>71769713
I think you mean "non-US audiences".
>>71769939
>hasn't seen The Lego Movie or the new Peanuts
>>71770007
>New Peanuts
Will a non American get anything out of it?
>>71769713
>why people watched Sequel 6 or Adaptation 9 instead of a new never-heard-of IP?
>>71770030
I'm not american, I watched it at the theater, full house, and everyone enjoyed it
>>71770004
>non-US and Canada
FTFY
>>71770066
Do you have some cultural familiarity with Peanuts then? Where I'm from there's a vague awareness they exist in pop culture, but you seldom see them broadcast, referenced or printed.
>>71770007
shit, also Tree of Life
>>71770131
>Tree of Life
REEE I mean Book of life
>>71770130
everybody knows Snoopy from the toons, Metlife commercials, plushies etc. He had a strong presence in the movie
>>71770185
>Snoopy
See, that's just it. People know Snoopy, not Peanuts. I've known people who knew Snoopy, but hadn't heard of Woodstock or Charlie Brown. It's odd.
>>71769910
did you not look at this? >>71769419
>>71770254
yeah, he's the reason most non americans watched it I guess, they even have "Snoopy and Charlie Brown" in the title in some countries
