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What's /tv/'s opinion on this movie?
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What's /tv/'s opinion on this movie?
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Unrealistic as fuck

>hot loli wants his dick
>refuses

Like any man would resist
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Good, great acting for a kid
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>>71750595
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>>71750563
>Refuse to fuck the girl.
>Get stabbed to death.
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>30 year old who looks 10 so is 100% legal
>Doesn't fuck her

Unrealistic, shit movie
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>>71751038
Probably because the actress was 13.
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classic cunnycore
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>>71751038
um the father at the time had no idea the girl was 30.
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>>71750475
It gave me a boner when it shouldn't have.
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>>71750595
The way she looks at him when its implied that she grabbed his dick is very convincing.

>>71751034
If only he posted on /tv/ he would still be alive.
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>>71753852
>It gave me a boner when it shouldn't have.

Same. It's the reason why I don't like the movie. Made me very very uncomfortable
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>>71753852
>>71754237
why resist? just embrace it.
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>>71750475
Worth a watch.
More of comedy than horror for me.
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>>71754455
>why resist? just embrace it.

nah I'm more into big booty latinas and thick asian girls
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>>71753852
>>71754237
Even Daniel Tosh on national fucking television admitted she "looked good". So you guys weren't the only ones turned on by her or that one scene.
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>>71754925
Well apparently not
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>>71754119
>>71754455
what happened to her? is true that now she's literally doing porn?
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>>71756404
what? Last I saw her she was in Hunger games.
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>>71750475
I luv this movie, I leave some aspects out of the twist to make it more realistic for me.
Like how she's supposed to a midget
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>>71756499
Everything after the Dad rejects her is pretty much filler, just turn off the movie and pretend she got away after killing him.
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>>71756404
no

She's been doing some slutty photoshoots but not porn. She's been in some movies but they go straight to video
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>>71750475
It felt like click-bait the movie.

I dunno I think it was the poster and the name it was just like something you'd see on a TV show or something to act like a real movie....
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>>71750475
but seriously, what's wrong with esther?
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>>71756750
Why? 'Evil child' is a classic horror theme.


>>71756817
She wants the D, badly.
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>>71756817
The mirrored image makes her look odd, I think is all.
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>tfw she was in the running to play Katniss but the primary reason she was turned down was that she looked "too young" aka she actually looked like the 16 year old character
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>>71750475
After watching it with 4 other dudes I am 100% certain we all had chubs during the movie
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>>71756404
She was in Cell with John Cusack and Sam Jackson, which was released only a few weeks ago.
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>>71756404
>>71756734
>slutty
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>>71750475
My friend told me back when it came out that it sucked. I finally watched it on TV awhile ago because nothing else to do and it was freakin' awesome. I can't even explain what was so good about it other than being creepy, but it was just a sweet movie. Makes me want to build a time machine and slap that sucker for lying to me, then spoil Lost for him.
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The alternate ending was better.
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>>71757737
>then spoil Lost for him.

There is nothing to "spoil". The show was trash and nothing happened at the end.
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>>71757627
>can't see her outside of being an old chick in a small body
>see that ass
...I think I need to go watch Orphan again
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>>71756864
>>the bad seed

downloading it now, looks good, the loli in the movie really looks menacing
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>>71750475
>forgetting how /tv/ spammed this little bitch to oblivion and back

Such a simpler time.

My hands are real dirty
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>>71757872
I don't remember how much was left of the show at the point this movie came out and I can't weigh in on whether that'd be really worth it since I eventually quit Lost.
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>>71757995

this anon remembers


it was a glorious time
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>>71752127
>hey dude, I have this weird hormonal disease that makes me look like this hot little child. Really, I'm 30 years old, and getting adopted by a nice family and then fucking the family father behind the wife-I've-alienated-with-my-behavior's back is sort of my fetish, it really gets me wet, wanna see?

Should work 11/10 times.
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>>71756864
Yeah, the simpsons even did a BLOODENING parody of children of the corn, but it's such "a classic horror theme" it's what makes it seem click-bait.

The photo of the girl being a perfect mirror and the fact they play it up so much, it's about a little girl is what makes it click-bait.

I mean most horror movies have a level of mystique to it. A sort of hidden depth to it. The mask of the killer being the riddle that's revealed, the true intentions of the movie hidden till the end.

Something cryptic. This movie started off saying THIS GIRL IS EVIL, LOOK AT HER EVIL.

and she was evil, it could have been eluding to something evil was around her, or following her would have been more in align. Like Children of the Corn made this mistake but Poltergeist did it correctly.

The kid can be creepy, but to make them the main villain is like showing a picture of the monster. in the first film.

Eh whatever. It was a cash grab and a loli bait.

I enjoyed it but didn't see much reason to watch it again, it was a teen flic.
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fun flick
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Does she still have hairy arms or did she wax like her sister?
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I love this movie to death, one of my favorites.

For some reason the guy running after the car cracks me the fuck up I think it's the timing of the fall.
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>>71758544
>>71758606

That fuckin choker!!!
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>>71759346

I would let her occupy my territories if you know what i mean
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>>71750475
There's nothing wrong with Esther.
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>>71759303

Do you think her pussy is hairy as fuck or did she waxed that?
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>>71750475
Why she symmetrical?
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>>71750475
Do girls like this exist in Eesti?
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>>71761996
oh ya, 80 year old woman passing for 7 year old girls CONSTANTLY.

also the story about the women with a ribbon on her throat is real to. you undo it and their head falls of.
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>>71758544
>>71758606
>>71758636
It's hot until you remember it's a psychotic old woman with an aging disorder.
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I'm so sick of these pedophile threads.
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I heard she's a complete whore now and has topless and extremely sexualized roles in TV shows, is it true?
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>>71763702
Not true. She's 110% pure
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>>71764878
>110% pure
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>>71764878
What about Masters of Sex?
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Izzy is still cute. :3
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>>71750475
It was hilarious actually, 8/10
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She was a very hot angry face, you know, the kind of face that's 7/10 in all other emotion, but 11/10 when she's angry.
Fucking her while she's pissed is going to be heavenly
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>>71766922
>she will never bust your balls with those heels
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>>71766940
Oh whoops, I was thinking of the unborn. I watched this flick and don't remember much of it other than the disturbing little girl hitting on the dad
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Chloe Morez vs Isabelle Fuherman

Who would rather marry?
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>>71758544
I wouldn't be able to watch this with someone else. She looks too good and I would be exposed.
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>>71766767
she is topless but only from the back and it looks like a body double

she chokes on a dick but you don't really see anything
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>>71767979
Sounds pretty impure to me.
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>>71766922
>dem legs.
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>>71750475
This flick was actually produced by Leonardo Dicaprio

Makes you think
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https://youtu.be/sLnNjtboyXg
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This was a good thread.
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>>71769080
Wow, that's lewd as fuck, why would she do that?
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>>71768898
Yeah it's like he's trying to tell us something
what though
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>Thought it was a regular evil child film
>The reveal happens
>My fucking face
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>>71750563
This desu. I would let her at least give me a tugjob. Nobody has to find out.
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>>71762066
and?
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>>71770582
But the twist ruin the film.
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>>71771903
The twist made it all better.
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>>71771903
Ruins your pedo fantasy maybe
Made the film a lot more sensible than just lolnuttykids
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>>71757995

Then hit girl made the scene and we all moved on like locusts
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>>71770900
and she has the yellow teeth of a 30 year old hobo smoker
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>>71773228
Nothing wrong with that.
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>>71773411
EVERYTHINGS wrong with that!!!
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>>71773447
You don't like ashtray mouth?
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>>71773510
I hate ashtray mouth more than I hate life itself
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>>71750595
Was it rape?
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>>71758544
>>71758606

How do directors direct a child actress in scenes like these? Do they flat out tell her what's going on, and that she should pretend to grab his dick and kiss him sensually or do they avoid the subject and just tell her to give him a long goodnight kiss on the cheek and move your hand like you're trying to steal his wallet or something?
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>>71774170
How the hell do you think, it's Hollywood. Do you think it's a coincidence she did this shit >>71769080
as soon as she legally could?
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>>71774170
Just pretend she's every other hollywood actress
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>>71774289
Hollywood gets away with anything.
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>>71768898
Oh shit really? That explains why this movie is so artsy.
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bumper
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>>71774170
she was like 12. don't you remember how slutty were chicks at that age? she could teach the director a few tricks

>>71770799
nice
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>>71776022
>she could teach the director a few tricks.
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>>71750475
Makes me want to go to Eesti
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>>71773210
Is that a scar?
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>>71772968
Hey buddy, nothing wrong with being a pedo stop being so bigoted.
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>>71758636

>the qt little deaf girl

Forgot about her.
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>>71778302
>Nothing wrong with being a pedo.
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>>71757627
More?
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>>71773228

More like the yellow teeth of a European
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>>71750595
Do you think he bonered?
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shitty movie only pedos like
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>>71779015
Not an argument.
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>>71779015

>all pedos molest children

Were you still at the pudding table when they handed out nuance?
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Can you imagine being this 10 year old girls dad and having to be on set as your daughter gets trained to eyefuck older men and congratulated for acting like a convincing slut
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>>71759346
Like milk.
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>>71779634
You kidding? I'd be the one training her
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>>71759346
Her face did not age very well did it
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>>71758544
>>71758606
Watched the movie with my ex-gf and fucked her after, good times.
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Mediocre movie with an unrealistic twist that isn't clever at all, and in fact, makes the premise pointless
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>>71757845
what happens in the alternate ending?
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>>71780338
https://youtu.be/OM9IcZFeMjk
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>>71780057
I adore realism, but this film is a sci-fi thriller... so, you have to at least have it by what it is, even if you still "don't like it".
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>>71779634
Seriously, the parents of child actresses are almost certainly all horrible parents. I can't fathom it.
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>>71767170
Man, the Unborn was so fucking garbage
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>>71781077
That's why they put dat ass on the box so someone would want to see it.
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>>71781013
All girls are sluts anyway, at least they get some nice cash out of this.
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>>71750475
8/10, only real problem was the "She's acutally old as fuck" twist, she being a pervert and a pscyho kid would've been both more realistic and more disturbing.
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>>71781290
The funny thing is the actress was still a kid.
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>>71781290

It's dumb, but the idea of an eternal loli is very appealing.
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>>71779771
nice..
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>>71778354
I felt sorry for her through out this whole movie.
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>>71780602
Noice?
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I think I watched this on Cable when I woke up in the middle of the night. I liked it. Nothing fantastic, but more entertaining than I thought it would be from the start.
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>>71779463
She also has the unmutilated dick of a European too weirdly enough.
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>>71783340

Her nipples are buried............. Why?
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>>71783868
Wut?
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>>71783340
>>71784524

I need the complete set, sir.
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>>71784524
Lurk moar
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>>71770582
>Even in a CGI he does that fucking expression
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>>71750475
shit made my fuckin dick hard af cousin
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>>71783487
I should add, the movie didn't make me want to fap or anything.
This thread might, however.
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>>71784524

Sorry, i mean "blurred"
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>>71759346
Izzy or Kiki?
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>>71785646
who is that ayy lmao on the right?
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>>71785646
According to google, she is Sofia Carson
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>>71786006
puffy :3
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>>71785646

>Kiki
>Perfect skin

>Izzy
>Perfect tits
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>>71786091
Feet will have to be the deciding factor then.
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>>71786091
She counts as a DFC?
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>>71781290
I think the twist was put in there because they couldn't make a movie about a murderous and seductive loli.
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>>71785646
one of them is an eternal anglo
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