>its a Truman has a wank in his car episode
>>71735279
>but whenever they have sex, they pan to a window.
>>71735329
>wank
It's a Truman spends the whole day on 4chan episode
>>71735401
Solo sex
>>71735424
webcam episode guest directed by Spike Jones
Truman jerks off to incest and Loli porn again whilst creating a pic of his waifu episode
>>71735279
>its a Truman cries while taking a shit episode
Truman makes a toilet paper nest in the shower floor because he read squatting is a better shitting position episode
>>71735279
>It's a truman takes a long shit episode
>>71735279
>It's a Truman reads about prostate stimulation and shoves a pepsi bottle up his bum and blows huge hot loads all over episode
>it's a Truman tries his wife's clothes while hairbrushing his asshole episode
>>71735279
>It's a Truman is into little kids and lures an 8yr old boy into his van and has his way with him episode, then panics and disposes the body.
"Mom, I think I like men"
"But it has all been explored!"
>>71735590
>hairbrushing asshole
Tell me more.
>It's a Truman gets a little drunk and goes for a walk and decides to rape a bitch episode
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>>71735604
shove the handle, or the spiky part if you're a cat and used to it
>It's a Truman gets food poisoning and projectile diarrheas when changing for bed naked and a brown stream shoots across the camera episode
>>71735656
stoolkino
>Its a Truman speaks to his wife about genuinely killing his boss episode
>>71735279
this may be the only time where "it's an X does Y episode" would actually be an episode of TV
>>71735279
I think it is one ofmthendvd extras where they talk to a fake production member and they say privacy is very important to the team and demonstrate this by showing a clip of him using the bathroom and the camera is on the closed door.
I don't know what they do when he has violentlymloud diarrhea or like the op said, hencracks one off in public.
>>71735501
Kek'd.
>It's a Truman wipes his boogers on the underside of the furniture episode
>It's a Truman finally rapes, strangles and buries his neighbours' ten years old son he lusted for and freaks out thinking about jail
>little did he know, the kid was actually a 40-years old NEET midget who volunteered because he loves the show so much
>this thread
I'm in tears lads
>it's a Truman assassinates the president episode
>It's a Truman goes to the kinoplex and forgets his anvil episode
>Truman develops depression
>Truman wont get out of bed
>Truman researches suicide on the internet all day
>Truman estranges his friends and family even though they're paid to be close to him
>Truman takes his own life
>its a Truman relapses into his violent alcoholism and puts his wife's head through a wall episode
Christ, I am telling you, this kid is a psychopath. We have to stop the show and cut the loss Now!
>>71735984
Underrated
>>71735279
>it's a Truman hits a kid on his bike and drives away Episode
Accept it, anons, if our lives were tv shows we'd be off the air from season 1.
>it's a Truman gets raped in the YMCA showers episode
turns out the rapist bully wasn't even in the cast. it was just some tarded brute who broke in to the dome through a sewer outlet but the director let it happen anyway, over and over again
>It's a Truman poisons the town's water supply episode
>>71736183
>it's a Truman burns the town's crops episode
>Truman begins to explore his sexuality and begins browsing gay porn
>Truman takes it the step further and begins sneaking out to local gay club in full costume as to hide his identity
>Truman talks to a twink looking guy and they hit it off, slowly as the night continues they get closer and closer until they're going back to Trumans house
>Truman sneaks into the house and get the car keys where him and his new friend proceed to fuck
>Truman finishes and realises his mistake and strangles his twink lover
>Truman now covered in semen and slober drives to the forest where thankfully cameras are set up so we can continue watching his shenanigans
>Truman in tears begins to dig a hole and dumps the body and drives away
>Morning light illuminates Trumans drive home and as he sneaks back into the house and cuddles his wife we see a wry smile from Truman
>Truman plans to go back to the gay club next week
>its a truman loses his mind and goes on a killing spree episode
>It's a Truman going to Target to look for a Christmas tree stand and finding out that they sold out of them that morning, so he goes to K-mart instead but they have also sold out of them, and as he gets back in his car to drive to Home Depot, he has a sudden moment of irrational panic and wonders if the clerks were lying to him, but then he laughs to himself and decides it's ridiculous, and he goes to Home Depot and finally finds a stand but it's thirty bucks and he can't justify spending that much on a christmas tree stand so he just puts the tree in a bucket of water and secures it to the wall with twine episode
Truman begins to lose trust in the US government and plots a terror attack episode
(Please don't track me for this post us gov)
>It's a Truman gets trapped in an elevator with some children and had to resort to cannibalism episode
>>71736179
>humpinghumpinghumping
"Truman!!! It's all just a TV show! Hey look I am on TV fucking a celebrity!"
>slaps Truman's butt
>>71736277
It's a Christmas special
>>71736173
>it's an anon runs out of piss jugs and pees in the hamper episode
>it's an anon blacks out after a 4th Xanax bar and ruins yet another WoW raid episode
>it's an anon spends the weekend discussing the ZOG machine and the new world order on 4chan episode
>it's an searches for that one teen gangbang video that made him cum in seconds he watched three years ago episode
I'd watch it
>>71736315
That last one is so legit
Searched for hours for one Latina housekeeper video and another sex game with a internet help person and you use bananas and shit, so fucked but so good, why wasn't Truman real senpai
>Truman begins to explore his sexuality and begins browsing gay porn
Shouldn't he be taking it to Marlon first?
>>71736277
Dont worry we wont
>>71736377
HehehehI have the file for that game you're talking about
>it's a Truman stubs his toe and shouts racial slurs for the next half hour episode
>it's a Truman shits in the shower and stomps the shit down the drain with his foot
>It's a Truman finds a huge patch of dead skin on his foot and eats it episode
Boy, Truman lived quite the exciting life.
>>71736139
Yeah, I know right?
It was probably my favorite episode.
>>71735279
>it's a Truman lynches the black family across the street while the police look away episode
Truman finds his wife in bed with a black male lover and proceeds to masturbate whilst watching through the crack in the door
>>71736211
>it's a Truman delivers a plague unto our houses episode
>It's a Klan meeting episode
>>71736221
kek. Truman Show, what a slice of life.
>It's a Truman gets to fuck Laura Linney just for existing episode
>>71736377
It's worse for me, I've been searching for a Literotica story for years, I'm convinced it's gone forever
Christof: As Truman grew up, we were forced to manufacture ways to keep him on the island.
[flashback to Truman at school]
Young Truman: I like to be an explorer, like the great Magellan.
[A group of armed Arab and Black militant break into the classroom, shout anti-American slogans, and tear off Truman's pants and underwear. Camera pans away to window curtain]
>It's a Truman gets banned from /tv/ for making BLACKED threads episode
>>71736655
The screams are replaced with an ad for American Airlines.
>>71735279
This thread .. this thread ..
is pure kino my friend.
>>71736655
lel
>>71736670
>Its a Truman realizes the mods are cucks and don't delete BLACKED threads
>it's a young boy Truman develops an interest in what the insides of small animals looks like
It's a Truman Truman's Truman, to the great displeasure of Truman and all other Truman's. Truman.
>>71736744
Truman "Truman "Truman Burbank" Burbank" Burbank
Internet wasn't big in trumans time that's why it was called the truman SHOW and not the truman live stream
>>71736173
If Truman is a real show they would notice how people like us create a rating spike whenever Truman does something creepy.
>it's a Truman exhibits traits of autism by attempting to construct a woman's face out of magazine clippings episode
>its another Truman contemplates suicide Episode
When is he gonna man up and do it
>it's a Truman goes on an online chat room
>solicits a 13 year old decoy
>guest appearance by Chris Handsome
" .. w-what are you doing here?"
Do you think they'd have a special cut-off mini-internet for truman to browse?
Like just 10 websites and one of them is SUPER HOT NAUGHTY PORN that's literally just women in bikinis because "y'can't show that on television!" but to truman it's like the most taboo shit you can see
>>71736844
Another one? That's the sixth one this month
>It's a 'Truman attempts to hide the pile of torsos from the police' episode
>>71736844
>its another Marlon's actor contemplates suicide Episode
>>71735279
>It's a Truman having a nudist phase episode.
>>71735279
dude
memes lmao
>>71736884
they simply have the world set in the '80s
Trumans googles how to kill and dispose of his wife
>It's a 'the audience realise they are living inside an even greater cosmic reality show' episode
>it's a truman weeps uncontrollably for 5 hours straight after having sex with his wife episode
Truman wonders why the same 50 people populate his town and when some fresh new members. will be coming for his cult
>It's a Truman discovers conspiracy theories episode!
>Watch and laugh as he learns to believe in faked moon landings, the illuminati, and that 9/11 was an inside job, but never spots the lie right in front of him!
Don't forget that the show is a special kind of show. It is sold in categorized collections.
Truman Show Collection: All Farting Episodes of 1999
TSC: All Toenail Clipping Episodes 1999
TSC: All Feet Scenes of 1999 March
>>71735279
>its a Truman collects his toenails clippings in a jar and plays with them.
>it's a "force truman to shit in the middle of the street to appeal to the indian audience" episode
>it's a Truman takes out his gun and puts it on the kitchen table and just sits by it for hours in the night episode
>>71737314
>It's a Truman falls asleep with a gun in his mouth and the technicians have to come and take it out episode
>>71736217
So the show creators intentionally put Gay porn and entirely fake gay clubs into his world?
>>71737362
>it's a tempt truman with gay porn to appeal to the LGBT community episode
>>71737243
>it's a Truman picks his teeth with his toenail clippings and eats it 2 part season finale episode
>It's a Truman sperging the fuck out at Gamestop and maces the employee episode.
>It's a Truman climaxes after 10 seconds of sex with his wife, and she acts like he did a good job episode
Lucky punk
>>71736884
>It's a Truman uses America Online episode
>>71737462
>part 2 of the 6 part episode
So what would they do if he became a serial killer? lol
>>71737216
>>71737243
TOENAIL HIVEMIND
>Its a Truman has an online session with Mistress T
>It's a Truman shitposting anime on /sp/ episode
>>71735279
>it's a Truman won't stop sending anonymous dick pics to pornstars on twitter episode
>>71737512
Send him to prison for a season for dem RATINGS
Bullshit him out of prison by saying the circumstances were investigated and he was wrongly convicted.
>it's a Trump visits Seahaven episode
>followed by a Truman signing up for the Neo-Nazis episode
>It's a Truman realizes that everytime he breaks the law they let him off with a warning and now he just walks out of grocery stores without paying episode
>>71737601
>It's a Truman escapes prison and escapes through the sewage pipe Special
>>71735656
Sopranos had a food poisoning episode. It's one of the best.
>It's a Truman watching a movie specifically for marketing purposes
>>71737647
>Its a Truman commits horrible race crimes and he gets away with it season
>it's a Truman has sex but there's only one camera in the bedroom so all the shots are from below and focused on the balls episode
>>71737707
>a new neighbor moves in across the street episode
>it's a culturally diverse person from some country outside of the US
>Truman slowly becomes more and more racist towards them
>Season culminates with Truman's wife cheating on him with the guy and Truman quietly crying in the bushes before throwing a molotov into their bedroom while they're in it
>>71737714
>its a crew installs a cam into Trumans toilet and the audience sees Trumans loose gaping asshole everytime he takes a shit episode
>>71737764
>it's an audience member is a doctor and correctly diagnoses Truman's testicle cancer from one of the sex scenes and now they have to try to get his wife to bring it up but he won't listen to her episode
>>71737753
>episode is oddly popular in europe
>it's the Truman binge watches the entire fourth season of OITNB at midnght even though he has to get up for work pretty early the next morning episode
>>71737793
>It's another Truman collapses while trimming the hedges and refuses to go to the doctors episode
>>71736622
ask the LostMediaWiki folks
>>71737833
>It's a Truman lies to the doctor to get Xanax episode
>>71737647
>Truman parks diagonally over two disabled spaces
>Truman scratches his groin and grunts loudly at church
>Truman is bored by neighbours conversation and walks away mid sentence
Can we all agree that season 1 was shit
All he did was cry and sleep
That's not compelling tv
Was very happy that the show eventually found its stride, even if it took like 6 seasons
>>71737864
Well we needed character development
>>71737853
>its an "anon inadvertently projects in his post while trying to meme" episode
>its a truman plays sonic on his nintendo while muttering to himself episode
>>71737714
I would install a button cam on Truman's PJ so it would be a POV shot over Meryl
"Don't take it off Truman! You know I love man wearing that!"
>it's a Truman makes antisemitic remarks episode
>it's a Truman spends all day making MS Paint pepe drawings making fun of DCucks episode
>>71737862
>Truman opens neighbors mail
>Walks up to drive-thru window and refuses to leave until they bring him a filet mignon
>Truman drives his car into the river and every replacement car he gets thereafter for an entire month until they force him to take a chauffeur to work everyday
>its a truman gets into music episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCu_wd_bulw
If you were living in a reality tv-show without knowing it.
What's the world thing the world has seen you do?When i had roomates, i sometimes pissed in bottles because i didnt want to meet anyone in the hallway. The first time i tried it i didnt think about airflow and pissed all over the floor
>Struggling with puberty, Truman humps his couch hours on end. His parents arrive home from work, but have to wait outside for hours until he's finished for the sake of the show.
Early seasons were the best
>>71736061
>it's a speculative alternate history episode where the whole town trick Truman into believing Marco Polo invented cheeseburgers episode
>>71737960
the worst thing*
>>71737512
With all the surveillance and intervention they have they would have block it before it develop fully
>>71737977
>every single actor in town has no pants on for the entire day episode
>it's never brought up again and Truman is driven to insanity trying to prove it
>>71736820
if Truman was a real show they'd purposely stir up all kinds of drama in his life because no one wants to fucking watch a normal guy watching tv for 3 hours
>it's a Truman seems to know that everyone around him is an actor but he's okay with it and plays along episode
>it's a Truman listens to rap and hip hop but it's replaced by their respective Richard Cheese covers in editing to not alienate baby boomers episode
How are you liking this Truman knock off?
>Ratings are down so the show-runners destroy the town and turn it into a survival horror show where convicts are thrown into the world to face off against a fully armed and insane Truman.
>>71737940
>Truman pisses in the corner of his work cubical
>Truman makes a bed of office paper and sleeps for 5 hours
>Truman leaves using the fire escape, triggering an alarm
>>71738008
>it's a "we had to make a retcon so we have to gaslight truman" episode
Damn. I started a movie club at my job with a fellow scientist and the IT guy, and Truman Show was definitely a standout.
What would you guys watch next?
>It's a Truman gets pushed too far, buys a gun, and shoots everyone in a bank episode
>>71737714
>it's a Truman's wife is about to cum and the shot focuses on Truman's face episode
>>71737362
>It's a show creator Christof doing a cameo in the toilet of Seahaven Gay Club in order to see Truman in person episode
>Meryl
Please don't cuck Truman with BBC please. The audience would go nuts
>it's a Truman realizes about the dome and the cameras and everything and instead of sperging out he uses it to his advantage episode
>it's a Truman calls people retards and tinfoil hatters for saying we live on a flat earth under a dome and that everything is a huge conspiracy episode
Am I the only one who has a reoccuring paranoia based on this movie? Mostly when I am high but whenever I fap or do something I do t want people yo see me doing I freak out about that.
>>71738192
>the truman show slowly becomes malcolm in the middle
>>71738192
>it's a truman refuses to leave the house, telling his best friend that life is only worth living if he can have a 3some with the 2 hottest girls in the town episode
what was that movie that was almost exactly like Truman show with ed harris?
>>71737864
No. Babies are adorable.
I have watched video of babies playing with dog or cat for hours
>>71738230
I don't want to sound cruel, but it's very unlikely that a show would be based around someone who just posts on 4chan, faps and gets high.
>>71737960
Where do i start?
I tried to fuck the family dog in middle school
I also jerked off in the handicapped bathroom at church once
I used to stick my cat in the dryer/washer/fridge and bang on it, pretending that he was an astronaut.
>this thread
>it's a Truman goes hiking and discovers the black lodge episode. Guest directed by David Lynch.
>>71738297
Snowpiercer
>>71738278
>It's a Truman will pull the trigger if he doesn't get to beat a sack full of puppies episode
Eh...is Truman naturally a nice guy, or nurtured to be a nice guy by the show?
>it's a Truman is diagnosed with gender dysphoria and is convinced to start hormone treatment for a boost in the ratings
>It's a Truman lies to his boss so he can stay home and watch the game episode
Best episodes
>>71738356
really makes you think
>>71738297
Ed TV
>its a the makers of The Anon Show make The Truman Show movie to trick anon into thinking the concept of creating a full town based around a TV show of his life is absurd episode
>>71737362
completely forgot how much the world he lived in was modeled
I think I have to watch it again
>>71738216
Shit that's really edgy as fuck.
No. Better let him watch a show like Truman Show and show him laughing at the idea
>its a Truman tries to buy a gun episode
>>71738414
>it's a every The X Show guy gets a movie setting up a cinematic universe episode
>it's a Truman has known about the cameras for 15 years but Laura Linney's pussy game's ridiculous episode
>it's a when Truman wants anal Truman gets anal episode
>>71738230
There have been over 40 recorded instances of people suffering from the Truman Show Delusion in the U.S., the U.K. and elsewhere. Joel Gold, a psychiatrist at Bellevue Hospital Center in New York City, and a clinical assistant professor of psychiatry at New York University, and his brother Ian, who holds a research chair in Philosophy and Psychiatry at Montreal's McGill University,[3] are the foremost researchers on the subject. They have met, since 2002, with over a dozen individuals, primarily white men between 25 and 34,[7] suffering from the delusion. They have reported that one patient traveled to New York City after 9/11 to make sure that the terrorist attacks were not a plot twist in his personal Truman Show, while another traveled to a Lower Manhattan federal building to seek asylum from his show.[3] Another patient had worked as an intern on a reality TV program, and believed that he was secretly being tracked by cameras, even at the polls on Election Day in 2004. His shout that then-President George W. Bush was a "Judas" brought him to Bellevue Hospital and Gold's attention.[7]
One of Gold's patients, an upper-middle class Army veteran who wanted to climb the Statue of Liberty in the belief that doing so would release him from the "show",[7][8] described his condition this way:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Truman_Show_delusion
>its a Truman wants to transition episode
>>71738495
I'd smash
>it's a Truman gets a MacArthur Fellowship and builts a New York replica inside the dome episode
>The actress that plays Truman's mom goes senile and drops off-script racist bombs mid conversation
>>71735441
>The Truman Show, a Spike Lee joint
>its a Truman suffers a stroke episode
>It's a Truman goes to park and just sits there looking at the ducks and wondering what's the point of living anyway episode
How would SJW react to the unbearable whiteness of The Truman Show?
>>71738597
What about that black family
>it's a Truman pays a ticket for Grown Ups 2 and sneaks into watching Pacific Rim instead episode
>it's a Truman shoots up the school epiosode
>>71736377
>sex game with a internet help person and you use bananas and shit
http://adult-sex-games.com/strip-the-tech
bruh
>>71738597
>it's a truman gets a transhydroponic demiqueer hypernigger neighbor episode
>>71738494
>yfw 9/11 was just a twist that got WAY out of hand
>it's a Truman gets a biopic and he's played by Idris Elba episode
>>71735279
Its a truman zones out while picking his nose for 10 minutes episode
>>71738689
>>71735279
>It's a Truman has a stroke while masturbating for 13 hours straight episode
>it's a Truman plays with his dick in a non sexual manner while watching Half in the Bag episode
>>71735279
>its a truman flashback episode where a young truman finally meets a nice girl but scares her off by caring too much
Hated that one.
>its a Truman finds a pair of womens shoes and starts masturbating only to later find out they belong to his mother episode
>>71738077
I think a show about the awkward reactions of hired actors towards the antics of a sociopath solipsist would have its ratings shut through the roof.
>it's a Truman becomes a homeless drunk and spends his days shouting to random people episode
>THEY'RE WATCHING THEY WATCH US ALL DAY AM I INSANE?
>it's a Truman discovers everything and agrees to stay but demands a higher salary every year and underage hookers
>it's a Truman gets a boner when watching the Disney channel but he doesn't hide it because he's home alone episode
>it's a someone breaks into the set and rapes truman before security can get to them episode
>it's a teen Truman is able to get his entire shaft in his mouth and lick his scrotum episode
>It's a Truman get yellow fever and hits on a Thai lady boy episode
>It's a discovers his own show at age 30 and spends the next 30 years watching his own show uncut while Laura Linney is forced to be his slave clean his bedpans and jerk him off whenever he watches himself go to the toilet episode
>>71738972
>it's a teen Truman tries on his sister's clothes and make-up, gets caught by her bf and they end up fucking episode
>its a producers drown Trumans dog because ratings are dropping episode
>it's the truman in a murder suicide pact series finale episode
box set when
>>71735279
>its a heroin addiction season
>its a Truman lays in bed depressed all weekend episodes
>>71739066
Jesus Christ
>it's a Truman wants to warn Spielberg on twitter that The BFG might flop because of the title but realizes he blocked him episode
>>71739117
>It's a Truman dresses up as Spielberg and jerks himself off episode
>It's a Truman realizes the porno he's watching takes place in a scale model of his house episode
>It's a Truman spends 2 hours a day on /tv/ posting the daily groundhog day and genuinely sympathetic bad guy threads
>it's a Truman jerks off to still images of cute clothed girls episode
>>71739197
>it's a Truman realizes the daily spam threads always get genuine replies meaning there's an endless stream of newfags episode
>it's a Truman crashes the plane to Fiji with no survivors
>>71735279
Its a Truman eats dogs late at night episode
>it's a Truman watches art pieces for film buff cred but he actually enjoys sci-fi and monster movies episode
>>71739272
>It's a Truman notices the spam threads are now gone and replaced with ghostbusters and rightwing b8 threads episode
>It's a Truman becomes bored and only goes on /tv/ once a week now episode
>It's a Truman realizes the spam was the better option episode
>It's a Truman plays video games and watches lets plays for 14 hours straight episode
>>71735279
>its a Truman has déjà vu but really its just a rerun episode
>it's a truman sniffing his fingers after scratching his ass compilation episode
>its a truman tells his therapist he thinks his life is a secret reality show about him and has to take Respiredal episode
>it's a Truman searches for incest porn looking for hot sister/step-sister/cousin action but only finds old wrinkly "MILFs" episode
>its the season where Truman wastes his entire summer on a Lithuanian scrapbooking video forum
>>71735279
It's a Truman takes out the screw on the paper cutter arm in the office at work and starts swinging it around in the break room scene
>it's a Truman dresses in his wife's underwear and looks at himself in the mirror saying 'Why yes you are a sexy bitch' episode
>it's a Truman goes to "webms and gifs that make you want to be the girl" threads on /gif/ but faps imagining he's the guy episode
>it's a Truman's wife leaves him for a black guy so he goes on /tv/ to collect (You)'s to cheer himself up
>Its a Truman invents time travel episode where the producers have to recast the entire town with younger lookalikes.
>>71739896
>Its a Truman travels back in time to kill Hitler and wears his outfit so he becomes leader of the third Reich and finally destroys the Jewish problem.
>it's a Truman faps, cums into his belly expecting it to dry up but it liquifies and ends up all over his underwear episode
>>71740044
Not again...
>>71740044
>he wants to kill Hitler but falls under the spell of his fucking beautiful eyes
>>71738051
But Chris-chan figured it out after a few years and went insane, if he's a Truman knock-off he was very poorly-managed.
>>71740240
>Truman tries to listen to his speeches but all he can hear is SCHLIS SCHLASS SCHLITCHTEN SCHLOSS
>its a Truman visits /tv/ and sees a Truman Show thread
>Its a anonymous hacks into Trumans computer and sends him Gore and cuck porn episode
>>71738051
Every time I read or watch something about Chris, I always think that his life is the real truman show.
>>71738414
I was waiting for this
>>71737960
Fap to shemales.
>>71737960
Did acid and watched a ton of different monstergirl porn, while furiously having a wank for hours, after which I started thinking of what I did and proceeded to throw up and curl up in the shower.
>>71737960
Stole some dirty panties from a female friends' bedroom floor and wanked into them when i got home
>It's a Truman kills his neighbor's cat with a hammer episode
Buys his first onahole and uses it while watching hentai.
>>71741878
>>71737960
In elementary school I grabbed my dog from the hind legs and swung him around pretending it was a carnival rideHe didn't like me after that
>its a "Truman sits at home and does fuckall for the 2000th time" episode
I don't know why people keep watching this shit.
>>71738015
yep. Truman is basically forced to have friends whether he wants to or not. The small town community gives them an excuse to have friends always dropping by and knocking on his door.
>>71738317
Well I know it is not interesting but they don't know how will I turn out to be. I am also afraid that people who know me are aware of these things I do and are forced to cover their shame so I don't suspect anything.
Buy only when I'm high mostly.
>>71742000
Played with my cat as a kid, throwing snowballs at it thinking it was having fun.It died
>its a truman discovers jenkem season
>>71737864
>ADHD manbabby needs dying dads and thunderstorms in every episode
go back to The Brendan Show, you can't handle trumankino
>>71737960
Sometimes I get high and jerk off in the bathroom while fucking my ass with a toothbrush. Also fucking to creepshots of my friends.
>>71737960
When I was in 3rd grade a preschool girl play slapped me and I instinctively punched her in the face as hard as I could before I realized it was a bad idea in front of all of my family and friends
>>71742527
Before puberty you're allowed to hit girls
>>71742667
I hit 6"2' in 4th grade. I was basically an adult punching a toddler
>>71742730
Holy shit, how tall are you now?
>it's a Truman discovers autoerotic asphyxiation and hangs himself in the closet episode
