>go to the cinema
>Negro gentlemen in the front row provide apt and witty commentary on whatever is happening on the screen
Why aren't more cinemas providing this service?
>>71732092
dumb ifunny.co poster
Mwaaah yes the resident kino nubian, indeed what would kino be without him and his exellence
>>71732924
>resident kino nubian
>>71732924
The designated cinema shooter shot ours during the KKK week
Its been a bitch to find a replacement
That's a decent idea for an extra service at the cinema.
However, I would go to a horror movie and would pay them to dub in the extra soundtrack of "awww hell no."
Instant 10/10 comedy kino.
>>71733088
>soundtrack
What's the matter pleb, can't afford a live negro performance?
i know you guys are joking but how much do you usually tip the guy who rips your ticket stub? i usually slide him a fiver but idk if its enough
>>71733128
I always give him five too. I'd give more but I like to leave a tip on my seat for the cleaners
>>71732092
bix nood boop mufugga
>go to cinema food stand
>food handler is a white
Telltale sign of a second-rate establishment. Food is just better when it's handled by a dark gentleman, it tastes spicier.
>>71733128
About 50 bucks so he can see the other way when it comes to the No Singles Policy
>2016
>not breeding personal negro commentators
>>71733218
Lmao my wife doesn't even want to be in the cinema if the food handler is white
>Mods let this stay while quality threads die or get deleted
>>71733232
Why would your wife be with you? Was your wife's son's father in jail again or something
>>71733329
>implying this isn't a quality thread
>Be me
>Wifey succs off the thicc schlong of the kino nubian in the seat next to me while i watch
>"Ayoo dawg dats 19$ plus tip niqquh"
>T-thanks you too
>>71733329
This is the best thread on /tv/, I feel like i'm learning a great deal about american kinographer establishments from it
