Play Salieri.amadeusposting thread
>How well are you trained in shitpost?
>I know a little. I shitposted in my youth.
>Where?
>Here on 4chan.
>Ah! Then you must know this
>"JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP"
>I can't say that I do. What is it?
>It was a very popular meme on its day. I made it.
>Here, how about this?
>"Now THIS is podracing"
>I made it.
>...
>This one brought down the board when we shitposted it...
>"What did he mean this?"
>Well?
>I regret it is not too familiar.
>Can you recall no meme of mine?
>I was the most famous shitposter in 4chan.
>I made 40 memes alone.
>Here! What about this one? "IF I PULL THAT OFF WOULD YOU DIE"-
>"IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL, YOU'RE A BIG GUY, FOR YOU!"
>Yes, I know that! That's charming!
>I'm sorry, I didn't know you shitposted that.
>I didn't. These were the baneposters...
>Bane Posters.
>The men you accuse yourself of cucking.
>Nine replies! Nine, that's all it's had! And deleted!
>I know, I know, it's outrageous. Still, if the board doesn't like one's meme, one has to accept the fact gracefully.
>But what is it that they don't like?
>I can speak for anon. You make too many demands on the brain. The poor man can barely focus on one meme... you gave him four.
>What did you think of it yourself? Did you like it at all?
>I thought it was big.
>Of course! It's the biggest meme since the silent era, I know it... why didn't they reply?
>I think you overestimate our dear anon, my friend. You know you didn't even give them a good *bang* at the end of posts, to let them know when to reply?
>I know, I know... maybe you should give me some lessons in that.
>>71729700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C78HBp-Youk
Why can't I find a gf, /tv/?
I used to be able to get dates, but I've been feeling terribly mediocre for the last year.
>In the video it looked nothing. The beginning simple, almost comic. Just a jeep. Driving through grass, like a rusty squeezebox. And then suddenly, far in front of it, CIA. A single stance, standing there, unwavering. Until a mosquito man took over and sweetened it into a scene of such delight! This was no meme by a performing redditor! This was a meme I'd never seen. Filled with such fire, such rising fire, it had me in wreckage. It seemed to me that I was watching the biggest one since the silent era.
>>71729792
her tits are so fucking perfect unf
*farts*
While my father prayed earnestly to God to protect commerce, I would offer up secretly the proudest prayer a boy could think of: "Lord, make me a great memer. Let me celebrate Your glory through big guys and be celebrated myself. Make me famous through reddit, dear God. Make me immortal. After I die, let people speak my memes forever with love for what I wrote. In return, I will give You my virginity, my hot pockets, my reddit gold, every hour of my life, Amen." And do you know what happened? A miracle!
>>71729854
Sorry to break it to you anon but their not, they are saggy and small with huge areolas
>>71729729
This fits the madness motif so well.
Oh fuck, is this how autistic we sound?
>>71729925
How is any of that bad?
Also
>her tits
>saggy at all
fuck outta here
>>71729977
I like big Areola but hers are much to big for her tits, and they sag like eggs nailed to a wall anon
>>71729729
>>71729756
>>71729826
>>71729921
this meme has potential.
>From now, we are enemies... You and I. Because you choose for your shitpost a boastful, lustful, smutty, infantile meme and give me for reward only to recognize the meme. Because you are unjust, unfair, unkind, I will ban you, I swear it. I will hinder and harm your memes as far as I am able. I will ruin Your shitposting.
The memes are strong. Dawn of Amadeusposting?
>>71729700
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
You know, I don't even mind this one; I actually like this movie. Just go nuts, summerposters
![Amadeus 1984 DC 1080p BluRay x265 HEVC 10bit AAC 5.1-LordVako.mkv_snapshot_01.24.50_[2016.07.06_23.11.03].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/q297lGT.jpg "Amadeus 1984 DC 1080p BluRay x265 HEVC 10bit AAC 5.1-LordVako.mkv_snapshot_01.24.50_[2016.07.06_23.11.03].jpg")
ANOTHER! ANOTHER, GIVE ME ANOTHER MEME TO PLAY!!
![Amadeus 1984 DC 1080p BluRay x265 HEVC 10bit AAC 5.1-LordVako.mkv_snapshot_01.25.01_[2016.07.07_19.15.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GHVwDr4.jpg "Amadeus 1984 DC 1080p BluRay x265 HEVC 10bit AAC 5.1-LordVako.mkv_snapshot_01.25.01_[2016.07.07_19.15.56].jpg")
>>71731495
Play CIA.
![Amadeus 1984 DC 1080p BluRay x265 HEVC 10bit AAC 5.1-LordVako.mkv_snapshot_01.25.33_[2016.07.07_00.36.41].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/37Op743.jpg "Amadeus 1984 DC 1080p BluRay x265 HEVC 10bit AAC 5.1-LordVako.mkv_snapshot_01.25.33_[2016.07.07_00.36.41].jpg")
>>71731527
FOR YOU
>>71731527
>-ooooohhhh thats a good one!
If Amadeus becomes a meme, it would be the second best film to do so in terms of actual quality right behindDrive
>>71729977
It's true, they do sag.
>>71731663
anyone that would turn that down is a fucking faggot
>>71731749
QFT
>>71731609
Amadeus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Drive
Watching Amadeus now....how the fuck is this so good?
>>71732931
Because most people don't know enough about Mozart to recognize and sperg out about the historical liberties taken
>>71733059
historical accuracy != good movie
fucking tard
>>71733078
Didn't say that. I aid that people are not given the excuse of disliking the movie over historical inaccuracies. Learn to read
>>71732931
cause there are no darkies and womyn being forced into every role
hehe
TELL ME ABOUT THE COMMENDANTORE, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
hehehe
HEHEHEHEHE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://youtu.be/CozNZHFiYmw
>>71731559
Imagine being one of Bil's sons (the actor) and stumbling on TV memes about CIA
>>71733222
Bill Wilson's sons?
>>71731546
Photoshop banes head onto his ass and you have a winner
>>71733092
You're an idiot, you know that?
I'm waiting for a CIA and Bane edit of this picture. /tv/ is usually pretty quick on those
>>71729729
Oh my
What kind of new meme is this
Salieri did literally nothing wrong!
Not even meming. He didn't commission anything from Mozart. They had a fine professional relationship.
>>71731663
that was just one of the too many consensual sex scenes.
>Leave me alone.
>I cannot leave alone a soul in pain.
>Do you know what i memed?
>It makes no difference. All memes are equal in God's eyes.
>[leans in mockingly] *Are* they?
>>71733624
He should have absorbed the energy from wolfy's girl's pussy then he would have realised how powerful a rewarding force that is and been better than wolfy.
>>71729792
so do we think she went there out of love or money?
Just start wanting to date a slut (accepting her slutiness), then two sluts, then cycle through until you get to the least slutty option, there is no other way.
>>71731546
Photoshop in CIA's ass and you have a winner
>>71729921
>I am the patron saint of coerced sex
>>71733833
Both, idiot.
>implying they didn't need money and she was doing what she had to because she loved him
She could have gone home long before this and lived a life of luxury
ITT: Amadeus 2: The Requiememe
