Is Jon a deserter? - edition
Old salt and bread >>71713697
Azor Jon
Why was Nedd such a bumbling oaf?
Azor Isaac
Is Sansa supposed to be in the right in these? She gets the last word, after all.
"For all the nights to come". Edd was right
So did Ned kill these two women on the right??
Azor Cersei
>>71717450
they were both bran from the future
Reminder that Ned would be ashamed of all his kids, except for Rickon.
>only two from this pic remain
Wed, Bed, Get Pegged, Behead
>>71717450
No, one of them lives in the household of house Dayne in Dorne.
>>71717450
Well those bed sheets are going in the fucking trash.
>>71717478
>implying Ned wouldn't be ashamed of Rickon for being captured
>implying Ned wouldn't be ashamed of Rickon for failing to dodge Ramsay's arrow
>>71717450
Why did Jon kill his mom?
>>71717482
why do you always post the correct order
>>71717522
Bran should have told him to zigzag
>>71717560
my first time posting this, senpai
>>71717472
>They kill nearly everyone. Progress doesn't happen when you have say 1,000 villagers at the start of winter and say only 50 survive.
with these conditions civilization itself would be unsustainable
>>71717563
>Bran hasn't mourned Summer or Hodor at all
JUST
>>71717563
bran warged into rickon and made him run straight
>>71717546
So there would be mystery surrounding his true parentage. Also something something dragonblood + stark is bad for you....
>>71717394
Press F to pay respects.
>>71717504
Giant Ice Spiders when?
>>71717522
Where on Westeros are the Hound and the BWB in the show?
The river near the Twins?
>>71717610
Does Bran even care about anyone that died helping him (Jojen, Three Eyed Raven, Leaf, Hodor, Summer)?
![screen-shot-2014-06-11-at-8-22-04-pm[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/TUUBUru.png "screen-shot-2014-06-11-at-8-22-04-pm[1].png")
Who has the biggest wing-wang in all of ASOIAF?
My bet's on Pod
>>71717563
>implying he didn't
RUN ZIG ZAG TO JON
RIG ZAG TO JON
RIGAG TOJON
RIGTOJON
RIGTON
RICKON
are you guys making any banners for when its /tv/'s turn?
>>71717563
Nigga, Bran shot the arrows, he got hit by the arrows, he told the army to charge, he was the army.
Nigga got so much power he could be any and all of the characters at the same time.
>>71717637
>tfw his real beard still isn't as dense as this drawn one.
>>71717614
Jon is actually the first.
He's not the first valyrian/first man though, and apparently that's spooky hoojooville tier
>>71717663
>>71717635
That is a fine picture of Marcus there.
>>71717387
Jon is a deserting cunt who should be beheaded.
>>71717647
Bran is a heartless god
![JaimeLannister[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GnMmG1a.jpg "JaimeLannister[1].jpg")
>>71717656
Look at that jaw, if his cock is half as magnificent as that no one outshines him.
>jk it's hodor
>>71717725
Reminder that he is doing his duty as a member of the Night's Watch.
>"I did it Jon. I finally won George RR Martin's Game of Thrones™"
>>71717754
I imagine Nikolaj's pecker is about average. Large penises are disgusting though.
>>71717656
Walder Frey's, followed closely by Euron Greyjoy. Then Hodor.
Lady Sansa asked you a question
>>71717690
Wasn't Bloodraven Targ/Blackwood? Aren't they First Men descendants?
>>71717637
>>71717687
>watch this scene
>facial hair changes between shots
>>71717777
>>71717656
Ros says Pod's isn't particularly impressive, he just knows how to use it.
I reckon it's Jon and Tormund was just jealous so made it sound like it was tiny.
>>71717813
Is that why he goes through so many wives then?
Reminder that evil people are associated with ravens and good people are associated with horses.
>>71717625
Kek
>>71717387
If CPR brings you back, you weren't completely dead. If magic that revives the dead brings you back after you've been murdered, then you were completely dead.
>>71717867
dothraki confirmed for the lords chosen
>>71717854
No, Walder's wives just gettoo oldso he divorces them and marries a younger one
>>71717854
Yeah, he fucking destroys them. He can't even move without assistance but his Big Walder is enough that women still jump on it to give him bastards.
>>71717895
what about ser strong?
>>71717449
They pledge their life and honor to the Night's Watch, but they also say that their watch ends at their death. It is open to interpretation, but due to Jon's actions and sacrifices, I'd say that he had earned the interpretation of his watch ending upon his death.
>>71717853
>I reckon it's Jon and Tormund was just jealous so made it sound like it was tiny.
Jon, pls
>>71717482
Wed Sansa
Bed Maisie
Get Pegged by Margaery
Behead Egret
>>71717610
all of brans capacity to feel emotions got fried when he warged into hodor. prove me wrong. last time he ever showed emotions was in pic related. RIP brans conscience
>>71717913
He was revived with magic that brings you back after you've been murdered, so I'm pretty sure I answered your stupid question.
>>71717943
>Ygritte
>Regret
Is GRRM a genius?
>>71717960
>magic
>>71717918
>Jon's actions and sacrifices
Oh no! Jon is expected to keep to his vows like literally every other brother of the Nights Watch has been expected to for the last so many thousands of years!
>>71717972
Prove me wrong.
>>71717663
SEPT OF BAELOR IS GONNA BLOW
SEPTAELOR GONBLOW
SEPTOR GLOW
SEPTROW
SPTROW
SPROW
SPARROW
>>71717989
it was technology
>>71717957
Bran is too great for human emotions.
>They actually spent two seasons on Arya fucking around in Braavos
>>71717973
The things coming are far more important than some age old vows at some shitty old castle on the wall. He'd be doing no good just sitting there in the cold, he needs to assemble an army. Is he a deserter? Maybe, but does it matter? He knows things that other people dont.
>>71717993
How many episodes into Season 7 will he return to BTFO Cersei?
>>71717663
>the author of ASoIaF.png
Does this mean Bran is every POV character?
>>71718007
Qyburn studied necromancy, not technomancy.
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Qyburn
Suck it, sperglord.
>>71718016
its the burden of being God
Reminder that Rhaegar Targaryean (Waters) was actually the son of a Bonifer Hasty. That's why the mad king went mad, this was a cucking of galactic proportions.
>>71718021
Reminder that Viserys was little more than a child when Dany's 'moon and stars' brutally murdered him.
>>71718036
Never
He's not even ashes now
He's nothing
LITERALLY blown the fuck out.
>>71718021
>they actually spent three seasons on Dany fucking around in Meereen
Lord Stark.
but what if qyburn reanimates the ashes
>>71718063
oh.
technology wouldve been more interesting
>>71718087
>implying the Seven didn't ascend him to the heavens
>>71718097
>they spent two books and counting on Dany fucking around in Meereen
>>71718097
>They actually spent six seasons on Dany fucking around on Essos in a plot barely tangential to that of every other character
>>71718021
why did they have to make this guy such an unlikable, one-dimensional cunt?
>>71718106
DAYNE?
>>71718106
Lord Handsome
>>71718121
>he actually believes in the Seven
>>71718021
>Viserys sold his boipussy so Dany could eat
>Was murdered for it.
>>71718042
>bran is ned
>bran is cat
>bran is arya, sansa and bran
>bran is tyrion
>bran is jaime
>bran is cersei
>bran had sex with bran to give birth to bran and sought revenge against bran after bran pushed bran out of a window and crippled him for seeing bran have sex with bran but blamed bran for conspiring to murder bran when really it was bran all along
>>71718118
You're stuck with necromancy and we're stuck with you, so everyone loses
>>71718151
But he's even more of an unlikable one-dimensional cunt in the books
>>71718184
in the show it's technology
>>71718184
>giving birth to bran
you could almost say that he is raisin' bran
>>71718151
>hating on based Viserys
>>71717834
Yep. Hence spooky hoojoo
>>71718042
With timetravel and mind control, you can do quite a lot.
>>71718137
>rewatching season 1
>literally half the scenes are dany scenes
>they're all boring as fuck
Who the fuck thought this cunt was an interesting character
>>71718202
No it isn't.
>>71718184
bran watching bran fuck bran
>>71718161
He was mean though :(
>>71718106
Lord I'mfuckingyoursister.
>>71718233
he's seen experimenting on dead rats and returning them to life
>I pledge my life
He died OP so no
What is the "Trial by Seven" anyway? Somehow it's preferable to have yourself mutilated than to defend yourself against the accusations? I don't get what Cersei was so afraid of.
>>71718259
With magic.
>>71718232
The Lannisters are all Targs confirmed.
>>71717387
The whole debate is pointless because every single lord in the north should behead him EVEN if it's not desertion : They don't fucking know about his resurrection.
They would call him a deserter, and if Jon tells them about the resurrection they just wouldn't believe him and call him a deserter and a liar and kill him all the same.
It doesn't matter if he was right to leave or not, the northern lords not pushing the points (and not killing him) makes no sense.
The only one who gave a fuck about it was Ramsay... And even after the battle, still no one gives a fuck, even those who heard Ramsay talk about desertion. Didn't ring a bell or anything.
>>71718253
Nice marklars young marklar
>>71718270
Mutilation was for something rather minor like bumming around a lot.
Cersei was on trial for regicide. That's a death sentence.
>>71718291
Sorry. It's magic.
>>71717546
Because he's an horrible person/character. Bastards.
It's in the blood.
>>71718270
>I don't get what Cersei was so afraid of.
They were literally going to execute her.
>>71718306
for you
>>71718208
>raisin' bran
>>71718322
And the series, both book and televised versions.
>>71717482
behead sansa for sure.
not sure about the other 3...
None of them strikes me as good peggers desu.
bed arya, wed ygritte, pegged by smirkfu.
>>71718288
Northern lords are way more likely to believe in spooky shit because they know that it's real.
Besides that, the NW let him go and presumably corroborates his story, not to mention he has witnesses with him and the scars to prove it.
Just because something doesn't happen onscreen doesn't mean it didn't happen if you can extrapolate from what is onscreen.
>>71718358
what
@71718322
Never ever reply to me again.
>>71717482
wed ygritte
bed marg
get pegged by maisie
behead sansa, bitch needs to go
can someone post all of the "nailed it!" memes from a couple of threads ago?
>>71718303
>>71718312
I know those were the implied punishments, but if it's a trial shouldn't there be a way to avoid punishment? Like, of course Cersei committed the crimes, but she was only on trial under the pretense that she could prove she didn't commit them. Do they have magic lie detectors or something?
>>71718253
bran is probably such a bitter little edgelord i could see this being his fetish
>>71718376
Having a problem?
Coincidence or pottery?
>Daenerys saved the slaves, Jon saved the wildlings
>Daenerys lead to the situation where she had to kill her first love, Jon the same (sort of)
>Both mothers died during childbirth
>Both resurrected (always tought that Martin intended that Jon will wake up on his pyre)
>Both were bring very young into a group of people they eventually will lead
>Both had a Mormont as mentor/friend/help
>Dany decides not to go to Astapor to save the remaining Astapori.
>Jon decides to go to Hardhome to save the remaining wildlings.
>Dany wants to allow the escaped Astapori with flux inside the walls of Meereen but her advisers oppose it, and she relents.
>Jon wants to allow the remaining wildlings through the Wall, even when his advisers say no, he lets the wildlings through.
>For a while they both became part of a different culture (Dany -> Dothraki, Jon -> Wildlings).
Just cracked open my 5th beer lads.
>>71717665
At first I thought she had gloves.
Why isn't she ever wearing gloves ;_;
>tfw they won't ever cater to my fetish
>>71718437
The real coincidence is that they were both written by the same guy.
>>71718412
>Do they have magic lie detectors or something?
No, they're just not going to take her word over Lancel's. They're biased.
are there any wildlings left north of the wall? are bran benjen and meera the only living people up there?
>>71718437
it rhymes
>>71718437
>Both mothers died during childbirth
Tyrion also killed his mom
>>71718384
>@
Kys
>>71718419CUTE!
>>71718437
jon has had to fight and struggle for everything
dany just steals shit and uses her dragons and gets routinely plowed by guys
>>71718498
>Kys
kys
>>71718450
>gloves
>in Dorne
Wayyyy too hot for that nigger
>>71718437
>Dany wants to allow the escaped Astapori with flux inside the walls of Meereen but her advisers oppose it, and she relents.
Book canon
>Jon decides to go to Hardhome to save the remaining wildlings.
Show canon.
>>71718520
>A Song of Ice and Fire is actually a commentary on modern-day liberalism
>>71718485
deserters from Mance's army
maybe some of them managed to escape from Hardhome before shit hit the fan
there could also be a couple hundred savage ooga boogas feeding on corpses and wolves
>>71718475
Will Cersei fuck him as a thank you for his services?
wtf
QUICK! POST MAISIE!
>>71718118
woah did someone on the internet just admit they were wrong?
What the fuck is happening
>>71718485
in the books they scattered after mance lost the wall, tormund comes back with tens of thousands of them but it definitely isn't all of them. varamyr was sick and was north of the wall, so there's probably a bunch of them all over the place. they'll be dead soon.
>>71718475
>>71718565
YOU JUST KNOW!
>>71718151
>>71718594
>>71718553
Working hard on /got/ are you lad?
>>71718374
>Northern lords are way more likely to believe in spooky shit because they know that it's real.
just because you believe in some spooky shit doesn't mean you believe in them all.
Also if they force Jon to explain, how will he tell it?
"A fire priestess brought me back with the power of R'hllor"
Welp, to the beheading block you go.
Red Raloo means nothing in the north. There's no way they would ever believe it anyway, but even if he explains it'd make things worse.
>Besides that, the NW let him go and presumably corroborates his story, not to mention he has witnesses with him and the scars to prove it.
What is most likely to a northmen, that some NW guy was wounded but survived, or that he was resurrected?
Merrett Frey and sandor Clegane saw resurrected people walk in front of them and they could hardly believe it, despite seeing it with their own eyes.
And the NW corroborating his story...
Mind you, "his story" is bringing a few thousand wildlings south of the wall, (some spooky thing they don't believe in, resurrection by R'hllor) and then he killed all the officers of the NW.
I think it would make them even MORE likely to behead him. He looks likes a traitor AND a mutineer.
desu, just seeing a NW member walking at the head of the wildling army they would just kill them all without asking questions. But even if they do ask questions, none of the answers are gonna please them.
Everything that seems true is terrible (bringing the wildlings south, killing the officiers, etc..), and everything that justify it seems impossible.
>>71718612
>>71718572
>they're all dead now
>>71717482
Wed Sophie, we'd have so many beautiful babies together and live out in the country
Bed Rose
Get pegged by Maisie
Behead Natalie
>>71718612
>tfw you don't get the fireproof plot armor for some reason despite having the exact same genes as your sister
>>71718530
just silky princess-y gloves.
elegant and comfy.
>>71718574
Why does Maisie look so much better in that picture than in literally any other.
>>71718572
i literally would have never guessed that isaac wasnt a girl in this pic
>>71718574
most beautiful girl in the seven continents
Give me two good reason Littlefinger wouldn't try and convince Sansa to marry Jon when they learn he's Rhaegar's kid
pro-tip, you can't
>>71718660
Siblings only have, on average, 50% of each others DNA. Same with Jaime and Cersei.
>>71718574
So want to be the one jamming my finger into her tight little butthole to get the same expression
>>71718719
littlefinger is going to get killed by sansa before that can happen
>>71718683
You haven't seen her bikini pics?
>>71718656
>Get pegged by Maisie
Didn't think I was into pegging or Maisie, but fuck me that's a sexy idea for some reason
>>71718719
Littlefinger really is a cuck, isn't he
>>71718159
>believing in the Old Gods or the false red god
Will he make it into the opening credits next season? He's the true ruler of Westeros after all, he should be in the main cast
>>71718683
She's a sweet girl.
>>71718815
qyburn is the humanoid manifestation of the great other, he will survive the entire series
JON, THE LORD OF LIGHT IS EVIL!!
>>71718815
I'd make him the only cast member if I had the power.
>>71717482
What if I don't want to get pegged? If anything is going in my ass it might as well be a dick, and in that case I'm fucking Kit. He's dainty.
>>71717450
how can giving birth to such a small man rip you up so bad?
>>71718843
>Cersei made him the only Small Council member
>>71718815
He was great in Wolf Hall.
>>71718815
Since when are there characters/actors name in the opening credits?
>>71718106
WAHS MUH SISTAH
>>71718840
>using blood magic is wrong!
>so um you got any of that blood magic for this guy Jon that Im all of a sudden trying to help
>>71718572
sophie and maisie are uglies in this pic
>>71718870
>i'm fucking kit
>he doesn't choose jaime, the most handsome man on the show
you are a faggot
>>71718889
no, she made him EVERY small council member
he was already Master of Whispers
now he's:
>Master of Whispers
>Grand Maester
>Hand of the Queen
>Master of Laws
>Master of Coin
>probably Master of Ships?
>>71718918
S1 ep1
>>71718016
My god, what the fuck happened?
>>71718660
>exact same genes as your sister
>>71718899
And in the Hollow Crown series.
>>71718926
Ireland>Englad.
I say that as a Welshman.
>>71718944
There's also master of war i think.
>>71718950
Not in the version I'm watching apparently.
>>71718944
Absolutely based
>>71718933
He's Danish. That means big dick.
>>71718919
>I wish you good fortune on the wars to come
Whar did he mean by this? Did Ser Arthur Dayne have knowledge of the future and knew of the Game of Thrones™?
>>71718931
They're also literally children, fucking degenerate cunt.
>>71718933
>Jaime
>not Arthur Dayne, Sword of the Morningwood
Faggot
>>71718683
she has a lot of pics/webm where she looks absolutely delicious.
and... some others.
>>71718270
>>71718303
That's the mark of the faith militant. I was under the impression that pardoned him in exchange for joining
pick the top 3 characters you hope will die by the end of season 7
1. sansa
2. robin arryn
3. dany
>>71719005
Actors are the first names to appear
>>71719029
>>71719009
Yes, his comrade is the Night's King after all
You know, if you watch the whole show and somehow forget the backstory introduced in season 1, it makes it seem like the big twist is that Jon is an incest baby between Lyanna and Ned. I mean the Stark kids mention Jon being their brother constantly, and Rhaegar is mentioned what, like, twice?
>>71719005
Ep 7 had a cold open this season because seeing Rory McCann in the opening credits would spoil the Hound's return
>>71718683
Having her mouth wide open makes it look like her head is a normal shape.
>>71719009
Yeah, he's bran.
>>71719075
What le fuck?
>>71718926
it's even worse than that desu, when you take the whole line.
>Uniting the seven kingdoms with blood magic is wrong. It is evil, and you are not an evil man!
>let's use blood magic to unite an handful of wildlings with the 7 soldiers left in the north.
Not to mention that Jon is obviously the worst person to unite anything, given that his own men killed him.
>>71719068
Can I vote for Dany 3 times?
>>71719083
the show did a horrible job of making the audience understand who rhaegar is. he's mentioned here and there but i can only think of like maybe 2 or 3 scenes where they talk about him at any length
>>71719075
DAYNE?
>>71719020
thats not an excuse, isaac looks like an angel there
>>71719073
Oh, you're talking about the opening sequence. Opening credits are when actors' names are displayed while the first scenes play. I usually skip most of the intro.
>>71719024
>Arthur Dayne, Sword of the Morningwood
>Not Jaime "The canister" Lannister.
>>71719138
>skipping the intro
Fgt
>>71719068
1. Littlefinger
2. Robin (both deaths let based Royce take back his family's rightful place as Lords of the Vale)
3. Yara
>>71719101
He's the main stunt guy for the show. They gave him the Night King gig so they didn't have to pay another actor.
>>71719138
>I usually skip most of the intro.
Absolute top pleb
Short hair Maisie>Long hair Maisie
season 6 made me utterly dehyped for season 7, makes me think the rest of the series will be utterly predictable pleb trash
meanwhile the Aeron chapter released at Balticon made me absolutely hyped as fuck for The Winds of Winter, and i'd previously lost interest in it months ago.
grrm is beating d&d right now in terms of hype building.
>>71717387
I can get behind the whole "he died so his watch is over", the thing is why the fuck should anyone believe him that he died and that he didn't just desert?
>>71719168
short haired maisie would make a great 1960s british wife who spends all day cooking and being mean to everyone
>>71719138
It's the only decent part of the show these days
>>71719168
britbong
>>71719138
The opening credits are the only good part of some episodes.
Why didn't /got/ verticles ever become more popular?
>>71719141
>Jaime "The canister" Lannister
>not Arthur "Never wanes" Dayne
>>71719068
any 3 of dany/brienne/sansa/tyrion/jon/everyone in dorne desu
all shit characters, and will all piss of a lot of showfags ( well not the dornish, but they're so fucking shit they deserve a spot anyway ).
If I have to make a top 3 I'd say... Dany, Jon, Sansa.
>>71717635
Groom your face loser
>>71719196
Excellent observation colonist.
>>71717449
The vows were designed so that Jon could leave.
>>71719205
>>71719195
>hey guys let's look at a map made out of cardboard for 2 minutes
Boring as fuck and the visual style is ugly.
>>71719205
even after 6 seasons i never skip the intro. the music and intro is so well put together. i'm glad they have stuck with it and didn't fuck around and change it like so many other shows do.
it's also nice seeing an overview map of where every episode takes place
>>71719221
They were all the rage in the early seasons. You missed out.
>>71719255
contrarian edgelord
>>71717625
Azor
by
Jon
>>71719221
>>71719164
every time i watch an ep with a showpleb friend they want to skip the intro, i just dont understand it
>>71719255
>dat theme song tho
>>71719281
>The Manlet That Was Promised
>Why are you being mean to me anon?
>>71719263
those who weren't here back when LOST was still airing missed out even more desu
>>71719315
Yeah it can get you properly hyped, that's why I watch the last 30 seconds of the intro, or just listen to it.
>>71719310
>>71719255
Hot opinion faggot.
>>71719314
that's retarded, it's literally part of the show, it's not just a static intro sequence, it gives a birds eye view of where the episode will take place, plus the music is fucking great
anyone who skips it is an automatic fucking pleb fucking shit
>>71719322
Even for a dwarf Warwick is one fucked up looking dude.
>>71717808
Not when they're inside.
>>71719366
>not denbts
>>71719344
>>71719344
Im pretty sure there was one dude that made 90% of them and he isn't around for the autism anymore.
>>71719255
>skipping the intro
Give me 20 GOOD REASONS, Sansa won't marry Jon to solidify her hold on the North and eventual control over Westeros when his origins come out
I'll wait.
>>71719255
cast them
