my family's in Florida... I'm in... New York?
*eyebrow wiggle*
what was his fucking problem?
>>71701173
he was addicted to nitrous at age 12 you'd be an asshole too
>>71701173
he was Alone At Home
*Sax music starts blaring*
>>71701158
>"I'm in... New York?"
>gets raped, stabbed, left in a cardboard box by a dumpster.
credit card?
>Cheeks, Boney Bob.... CLIFF!
what did he mean by this?
this is peter mcallister...the faaaather
>>71701158
JINGLE BELL JINGLE BELL JINGLE BELL ROCK
Home Alone 2 > Home Alone
fight me
>>71701452
you're absolutely right though
If Kevin actually got killed in Central Park, Peter and Kate would have looked like the shittiest parents in the country.
Losing their son on a different flight again then getting shot in face in NYC.
>>71701452
Honestly I agree.
aint much better in here kid
>>71701452
>>71701494
>>71701457
I actually find Home Alone 3 to be the comfiest.
>>71701491
Their fault for always leaving late
>>71701566
What the fuck is your problem?
Why were they allowed to even see their kids again, let alone continue to raise them?
Were those ugly prostitutes asking Kevin if he wanted to fuck them? I always found that a bit weird.
>>71701158
That night Kevin tried meth for the first time, which would come back to haunt Macaulay throughout his later life.
What do kids watch these days besides BLACKED.COM compilations?
