47 pounds. Not 47 million. Not 47 thousand.
it also made a measly $15,709 in the US.
do you feel sorry for her /tv/?
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jul/05/emma-watson-new-film-the-colony-47-pounds-uk-box-office
it looked interesting actually, bravo worst emma
>>71694373
>47 pounds
>>71694373
How is that even possible?
>released in 1 theater
it might have something to do with the fact that it's a terrible, uninteresting film, about something no one cares about
Women should not be allowed to age past 17
>Emma Watson’s first lead role post-Harry Potter
is this even true? wasn't that like 5 years ago?
JUST 47 POUNDS
>>71694373
Good. That's what she gets for parroting the victim complex of modern feminism despite being incredibly well off herself.
>>71694373
47 pounds
That's three less than fifty
Which is as many as five tens
And that's terrible
I want to buttfuck her into forgetting all her silly feminist crap
With how much the pound has fallen how much is that in real money?
Like 5 cents?
>>71694373
>swn pound me 47 times with her horsecock strapon
:-:
>>71695519
I read your post and smiled, anonymous user.
>>71694373
I thought she "quit" film for a while, which I imagined was just a cover because no one wants her. Did she get offered these shit movies right after that?
So glad to see Daniel Radcliffe actually acting.
she only needed 47 good pounds for it to be a hit
>>71694373
>Pounded by the 47 Pounds; the Socioeconomic Implications of Being a Washed-Up Actress
mfw
It's a good thing she preemptively quit actressing to focus on a non-academic personal study of gender politics in the world today, imagine if she had still been taking her career seriously and this happened?
what a disaster that would be.
>>71694373
>Declares she'll dedicate a year to feminism
>Becomes completely unprofitable
Well atleast she kept her word
and they had such high hopes too
>make a movie with daniel brühl in it
>it bombs
Big surprise.
The only people on earth that want to see that uncharismatic hamster faced idiot in lead roles are germans.
>>71694373
She should do porn. Imagine the profits.
Do people not realize this movie came out last year and you can torrent the BD of it already?
It was just re-released to one theater for a limited run and didn't do anything there.
>>71695703
ahahahahah DAMAGE CONTROL EH EMMA?
>>71694373
naowitinz
>>71694373
>£47
>1 theater
That's like 2 or 3 people?
holy fuck
>>71695688
Fuck you Rush was awesome.
>>71695548
still doing better than the amerijewed dollar
>>71694373
Cunt doesnt even deserve 47 cents
Never forget
Not even Delgo did this badly.
>>71695734
It was 3 theaters, which makes it even better
I want to feel bad for her, I used to love her.
But I just really dislike feminists.
>>71695756
She was fucked so hard into all holes by harvey.
You can tell from her eyes empty and mindbroken look.
>>71694373
Servers her right for not doing any nudity.
>>71695703
>Do people not realize this movie came out last year and you can torrent the BD of it already?
didn't stop taken from being a hit in america
I don't give a flying fuck about her but I feel bad for the other people involved who might be getting paid a percentage of the ticket sales.
>>71695756
What the fuck is that picture real? That's such a dick move.
>>71694373
thanks Brexit
>>71695860
Fuck you.
>>71694373
That's pretty disheartening.
>>71695756
did she sign it?
doesnt matter when you have feet this perfect
poor Emma
>>71695673
Her bong gene are kicking in. She better milk whatever is left of her looks before it turns real sour.
>>71695743
fucking hell thats a horrible conversion though
>>71695673
>affect
It's effect. Probably. Because affect would mean to change which is weird verb to use. effect means to bring into existence.
>britcucks
JUST
>>71696069
No, it's right.
It's affecting something. Verb, like you said.
It bringing social change(kek) would be its "effect," noun.
>>71694373
shes trying to make the gender pay gap real
>>71695673
>affect
how are these people allowed to write for a living?
>>71696122
its not affecting anything. the writer says it "affects social change." which would mean its having an effect on social change that already exists. To "effect social change" would mean to cause social change to happen, which is what the dipshit author is trying to say.
I wonder if they'll blame this on misogyny too
>>71694373
I feel sorry for her, OP
>>71694580
Truth
>>71695673
>30,000 boys were abused across 30 years
tfw you will never molest almost 3 fuckboys a day on average
>>71696123
>>71694603
15 years probs a closer number
>>71694373
No.
Sex tape when
>>71696123
>>71694373
Hahahahaha
holy shit that's a worse turnout than danny dyer's pimp and that only made 205 pounds
>>71695854
probably none of them being no names. if anything she is the one getting a piece with this oscar bait type shit
>>71696123
KEK
LMAO that's how much I earn in a week.
>>71696496
Do you live in uganda or do you just not have a job?
>>71694373
>OI BRUV WANNA SHAG HERMIONE
Wow. She can make more money doing porn.
>>71696037
Its a small price to pay forFREEDOM
>>71696123
This is essential postkino
>>71694373
>47£
>7
>£
top fucking kek
>>71694580
agreed.
>>71696122
no, it's effect. effecting a change. you use 'affect' when you're modifying something that already exists, 'effect' actually creates something new. if i was to 'affect' your happiness i would be doing something to make you more or less happy. if i was to 'effect' your happiness i would be making you happy where previously you were not.
to say the movie 'affects social and political change' would mean that social and political change was already happening, but the movie modifies that change somehow. clearly this is not technically incorrect, but just as clearly it isn't what the writer likely intended.
>>71695519
apex kek
>historical film that doesn't include jews, Nazis or Americans
Why even bother, lads?
>>71694373
>47 Pounds
That fucking sucks. I wonder what's gonna happen to her?
Also, what's this controversy about her that I'm hearing? From what I've heard, she being a feminist is part of it.
>>71694373
No surprise here, the fucking patriarchal conditioning did this.
The oppressive shitlord manbabies (men) don't let their captives (wives) watch strong women on the big screen out of fear that their wives will rise up against them and break the glass ceiling and rip out the remaining 0.3 dollars out of their cold dead hands.
That's what happens when you wax your beautiful hairy arms. Do not piss off the forearm hair enthusiasts or your career ends up in the gutter.
>>71696825
Nothings going to happen. She's famous because Hollywood wants her to be famous. This isn't going to change shit.
>>71696123
WOW HOW DARE YOU SEXISTS NOT SUPPORT HER MOVIE
SO WHAT IF SHE'S A BITCH AND A HYPOCRITE
YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE
Must be those scheming phallocrats keeping her down
>>71696123
>>71696786
It does include Nazis though? Mong
>>71694373
I literally just saw the DVD at Wal-Mart 47 minutes ago. Didn't look interesting enough to pirate.
>>71694373
Of course I feel sorry for her. Are you serious? Fucking men, honestly...
Tell me again why women don't have equal opportunity when shit like this happens on a daily basis, especially to such a strong and proud woman, who doesn't deserve such hostility? Yeah, get fucked pissbaby.
>>71694373
>it's real
Even the FIFA movie made more.
>>71695638
Pounded in the butt by the 47 Pound - The tale of how Chess Dingle fights feminism with gay love.
>>71694373
All she had to do was show up naked in 1 scene. Even if it was for 10 to 15 seconds, and it would've made more than BvS
did 4 people see it or something?
Porn career when?
>>71696180
omg what a war on women right emma?
>emma watson will never kick you in the balls repeatedly with her naked feet and once you are lying on the ground in pain step above your head sit down upon your mouth lips to lips and release her precious golden fluid inside you
>>71695926
would worship/10
>>71694373
haha, feminism confirmed for box office cancer
Will the Fembusters tank this hard tto?
>>71696123
fucking kek
The patriarchy is keeping her down for being an outspoken liberated feminist!
>>71694373
>47 pounds
So like 3 people saw the movie. Wow
>>71696397
Should've put the stripper bigger on the poster
>>71695926
>disregard all that arm hair, her feet are perfect
>>71697303
>worshiping richard dawkins
*tips fedora*
>>71696123
>>71697351
TOP KEK
I guess that just accounts for the statistics of people who accidentally walk into the wrong movie.
>>71696123
This is really weird. An anti-dictatorship movie about events happening in my country and not a single peep in the media about it.
>>71694603
Lead-role isn't the same as role
>>71696123
Emma fighting the good fight.
>Watson
Hahahaha worst Emma does it again. She has now cemented her status as worst Emma.
>>71697476
>emma will never fight my dick with her feet
>>71697526
Don't post best Emma's pic from the brief yet shameful waxed arms phase, the sooner it's forgotten the better.
>>71697324
no i imagine many people will go see it out of morbid curiousity
>>71694373
She needs to go nude if she wants to keep acting.
Not even full nude, just show at least some fucking skin instead of being so uptight about it.
>yfw people paid for that movie just to sneak into another movie
>>71694373
She really scared her male-fans away with such strong feminist messaging. It's such a shame. I really think female empowerment is important, but it has become something ugly, and now it has made her look bad. She doesn't deserve this. :(
This has nothing to do with her feminist views, it doesn't matter who they would have cast as the female lead, who the fuck wants to go and watch a movie about abused boys during the Pinochet era ? What a popcorn flick!
Actually, although she can't act for shit, I got to give her some props for taking some risk and not just stick to Disney 'Beauty and the Beast' style flicks which will undoubtably fit her like a glove as it doesn't require anything other than being cute.
>>71696912
becoming box office cancer certainly isn't going to help her career though
>>71697556
that makes me sad desu
I want it to tank so hard
>>71696123
>>71697944
This.
Overhype bandwagoning needs to be gassed on the spot.
>>71695673
This guy pitted stark and The Captain because he married a shit feminist
I completely side with him now and understand why he was so angry
>>71694373
Just searched it up on Odeon. 0 results. No wonder it made so little.
>>71697942
I think it will
It won't tank this hard but no one except for legit feminist are excited about it.
They'll get people who watch it out of curiosity but if it isn't good word of mouth and reviews will finish it off
>>71696132
Probably because they know how to write, unlike you.
Are you a bong or a burger? Because it seems to me that only you people have some serious issues with your own language on things like this.
>>71697680
>She doesn't deserve this.
Yeah she does. She can't act for shit and she was only fuckable when she was underage
>>71698253
>she was only fuckable when she was underage
yeah, bit gay desu m8
>>71694373
I pity Emma Watson in a sense.
she's being worshipped by millions of fans for something that she isn't even good at and she knows. she said multiple times that she thinks she's a bad actress but what else is she gonna do now?
all she really ever accomplished was to show up at a casting and look like the figure in a book.
I'd forever feel like a fraud if I was her.
>>71698466
>she said multiple times that she thinks she's a bad actress
Source
Still my goddess.
>>71697276
>golden
Dude, that's just wrong.
The healthy colour for urine is mostly clear after the first pee of the day.
>>71697680
>She really scared her male-fans away with such strong feminist messaging.
I wonder if she was pushed into that, or if she had some old men (read: jews) managing her stint into politics in some way, or something like that. She almost certainly did not write the speech she gave at the EU herself, for example.
And what's interesting is that she tried quite hard to distance herself from the negative associations that modern feminism has built for itself, but it didn't work at all because she, herself, in a purely personal sense, comes across as way too bitchy, and it leaks through the jargon.
lol at pic related btw
>>71698490
Not him but she said a while ago that she feels inferior as an actress and that she feels insecure about it. At least she's honest about that.
>>71698545
oh god you're that same autist who posts that pic every time aren't you?
You still don't understand the difference do you?, jesus fucking christ.
>>71698502
That's gotta be a shop. Those are male shoulders
>>71698600
>oh god you're that same autist who posts that pic every time aren't you?
This is probably the first time I've posted that image since I saved it, desu desu.
Try and contain your triggered. You're embarrassing yourself.
>>71698607
That's a swede though m8
Carolina Klüft
>>71697680
>>71698545
Her feminism isn't even strong, it caters to and focuses on men in a way that most don't. It's weird how outspoken she is when the things she says are so mild.
>>71698688
>it caters to and focuses on men in a way that most don't
I think somebody with money and power saw in Emma a convenient way to push the decreasingly tolerated general concepts of feminism to young men.
It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy that that failed.
>from the comments section
I work at the GMTV studios in London as a cleaner. It's not part of my duties but as a conscientious person I often go into the make-up studio whilst the celebrities are 'on-air' (as we in showbiz call it) to make sure they haven't left any valuables or clothing behind.
One day I was doing this and I heard the door open so I quickly hid myself in a cupboard with my trusty broom. By peering through the keyhole I immediately noticed it was Emma Watson from my favourite Harry Potter films. She was accompanied by the GMTV presenter Susannah Reid.
Imagine my total surprise when they began kissing with tongues, then stripping off and engaging in full girl on girl action.
I must say I didn't know where to do. Here I was watching two of the World's most beautiful and talented women express their innermost desire for each other, with all decorum abandoned!
After about fifteen minutes I got tired standing on one leg and as I moved I knocked my broom to the floor. As it clattered down the girls looked up and Susannah, dressed only in stockings and suspenders tiptoed over to open the door to see me standing there.
"You naughty man" she said. "I suppose I should fire you, but I have always fancied men like you. Why don't you come over here and really sort us out!"
Quickly I shuffled out of my brown overalls and hurried over to give them the pleasuring only a man like me can.
Some minutes later they both lay exhausted and satisfied on the floor of the make up room whilst I got dressed, made my excuses and left - not forgetting my broom.
As I closed the door leaving them behind Emma panted 'Please, tell no-one about this or my career will be in tatters'
And I kept my promise - until this day.I'm hard /tv/
>>71694373
It's an indie art movie morons. It was released in three theatres.
>>71698729
Hopefully the lesson they learn is that they're wasting their time in trying to spare men's feelings and should instead focus their feminism on what's actually important.
>>71698557
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2332566/Emma-Watson-admits-feeling-inadequate-actress.html
>>71698228
Read more of the thread faggot
You're not an authority on our language yet
>>71698600
The hypocracy is still there and she still didnt write that speech, shes pretty dumb even by actress standards.
She's a no-talent, tax dodging #WelcomeRefugees sjw feminazi thundercunt. This isnt even hyperbole, that's the sad part. You'd have to look Long and hard to find a shittier person in Hollywood.
>But muh Hermione
>Muh feet
>>71694580
this
>>71696123
>>71694373
>do you feel sorry for her /tv/?
No, she's attractive and rich. I'm average looking and unemployed.
>>71698823
It's 2016 bruv, brown overalls have been swapped for brown people.
if melancholia got more than 500 people to watch it then yes i feel very bad for emma
>>71698869
SHIT. There was this one gif from awhile ago that I should have saved. It would be perfect right now.
It's a simultaneous, split screen compilation of cumshots, where this one guy is loudly jizzing on pictures of Emma Watson.
This is like the fourth time I've regretted not having that gif
>>71695688
Civil war made more money than your entire country does in a year
>>71698875
>The hypocracy is still there and she still didnt write that speech, shes pretty dumb even by actress standards.
Yep, Hippocrates would be proud.
47
good
pounds
>>71696123
the absolute madman
Why does she shave her legs and pits if she's a feminist?
Daily reminder
http://www.strawpoll.me/10188547
>>71695673
>film about commies molesting little kids
>film gets torpedoed by the diddling userers
>/tv/ celebrates because it has one of their trigger-actresses in it
>>71695673
Is that Zemo?
also
> Chile
>>71698729
she would make a really cute trap
>>71697526
Don't laugh so fast. Best emma is stone.
>>71694373
she finally transitioned to kino?
THE WAGE GAP IS REAL
THIS IS PROOF
>"You all deserve to burn in hell," Emma Watson writes. "[Damn] you for making girls feel insecure when they go to a festival. I hate guys. Hate hate hate."
>"How am I supposed to take it seriously when you say 'not all men', 'I'm a nice guy, I don't rape'? Where do all the 'nice guys' go when girls are raped? Are you too busy telling women how nice you are?"
>>71694373
That's why she's "taking a year off" not because she's focusing on other shit but becakse she's not the big bankable star she thinks she is.
>do you feel sorry for her /tv/?
No; she's arrogant and a typical SJW millenial professional victim.
>>71694507
Frog is best Emma
>>71699945
>No; she's arrogant and a typical SJW millenial professional victim.
hopefully she'll grow up and grow out of this phase.
>>71694373
Well, firstly, it's not a good movie. And then Brits can't afford to go to the cinema right now.
>>71699977
>yfw she uses brexit voters as her scapegoat
I saw that movie. It was really fucking good.
It's sad that fantasycapeshitviewers can't into good movies anymore.
>>71700027
hi emma
>>71700027
shut up emma
>>71700046
I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm prety sure I'm not Emma. Not yet, anyway.
>>71698139
>if it isn't good
>The film has received mixed reviews. On review aggregator site Rotten Tomatoes the film has a rating of 23% based on 22 reviews and an average rating of 3.9/10. However, its audience rating is 65% based on an average rating of 3.6/5.
They're already in damage-control mode
kek
if she was a male it would have made 80 pounds
>>71699938
>mfw i discover this is a real quote by zara larsson
>>71700130
>>71699938
>>71700156
>"How am I supposed to take it seriously when you say 'not all black people', 'I'm a nice black guy, I don't murder'? Where do all the 'nice black guys' go when people are murdered? Are you too busy telling people how nice you are?"this is to highlight how stupid she is, not an endorsement of /pol/
>>71699938
>"How am I supposed to take it seriously when you say 'not all Germans', 'I'm a nice German, I don't commit holocausts'? Where do all the 'nice Germans' go when Jews are gassed? Are you too busy telling Jews how nice you are?"
am i doing it right?
>>71696123
>>71699938
>"How am I supposed to take it seriously when you say 'not all politicians', 'I'm a nice politician, I don't extort and racketeer'? Where do all the 'nice politicians' go when Hillary goes flapping her vagina? Are you too busy telling citizens how nice you are?"
>>71695673
47 POUNDS
7
P
O
U
N
D
S
>>71700187
>>71700244
>>71700287
>implying all niggers, germans and politicians aren't scum
>>71700319
wasnt that the name of some stupid film starring will smith?
>>71697944
You mad you don't think of some witty banter? Just downvote and move along.
i wanna marry her so we can live in squaller together.
>>71694373
>tfw Brexit and the devaluation of the pound made her movie even less profitable
>>71700332
What about a german politician who is also a negroid?
>>71700332
along with all men right?
;)
>>71699938
>"How am I supposed to take it seriously when you say 'not all white guys?', 'I'm a white guy, I don't shoot people'? Where do all the 'white guys' go when schools are shot up? Are you too busy telling society how white you are?"
>>71700401
think that's most of them by now
>>71700441
well they do commit almost all the violent crime
>>71700441
just you ;)
>>71699783
Pinochet was killing commies you uneducated americlap
>>71699938
DESU famalamadingdongalongs, I think she meant where we are in the aftermath, with the whole "listen and believe" and standing up for victims of rape. Not why we aren't dropping through windows or into dark alleys like Batman and spontaneously stopping rapes. She just worded it like an idiot.
That has its own problems, most notably that if at least 1% of the human race are sociopaths you can't give a legal avenue for 51% of the human population to accuse somebody of rape and be believed completely at face value. The potential for abuse would be enormous. The status-quo is far from perfect but it is much better than the proposed alternative.
>>71700489
>"How am I supposed to take it seriously when you say 'not all basement dwellers?', 'I'm a basement dweller, I don't harass women online'? Where do all the 'good basement dwellers' go when anita sarkesian is being sent death threats or when zoe quinn was being slut-shamed? Are you too busy telling society how comfy your basement is?":p
>>71700592
>I think she meant where we are in the aftermath
Mostly consoling the woman who friendzoned "us" who got "raped", so that she can recover enough to get "raped" again.
>The Colony stars Watson as a woman attempting to infiltrate a cult in order to rescue her husband (Daniel Brühl), who is being held in Colonia Dignidad, a religious community that, in real-life, was founded by Wehrmacht officer and Hitler Youth veteran Paul Schäfer.
Leon did something like this in Resident Evil 4.
>>71698875
>hypocracy
Boy, it sure is summer in here.
>>71700592
Bridget Regan would be ashamed of you.
>>71694373
I blame white men for this
>>71694373
Haven't even heard about it until now
Soon i will be able to buy her for a night just so i can hatefuck her. Great job Emma
>>71695519
>someone like him still posts on /tv/
Isn't a lot of these flicks that have like only 3 people are only put in theaters for some technicality reason?
>>71698545
Further proof that all britistani men are cuckolds.
>>71694373
She'll blame the patriarchy for this
>>71694580
Well done chap
>>71695646
Is this the greatest laugh that's ever been laughed?
>>71694373
Emma rn
>>71694373
no, she has disney next year anyway.
I wish feminism didn't exist.
>>71695860
This comment again after so many years.
damn.
>>71694446
evidence of dumb /v/ crossposters on this board
learn to even post relateable reaction images shitlord
>>71696835
Underrated lel. You ever wonder how Madonna's still going? It's the hairy armpit fetishists and their descendants.
>>71697386
Advanced sameface perception, anon
>>71694373
I bet she will go home and take out her frustrations on some poor slave's balls. Poor man...
>>71695673
I'M ACTING!!
>>71700156
"People have to realize that generalizing a privileged and a socially powerful group is harmless"
>>71696123
>>71695756
>parents in the background
>daddy is trying to take a good look
kek.
>>71694507
Does it seat only five per showing?
>>71696123
>>71694373
Thats cause only 5 sjws fit in the theatre on opening night.
>>71698858
The lesson they learned was that it was pointless because the truly thirsty ass niggas are already on board with it, and everyone else can spot such an obvious honey trap a mile away.
>>71696123
>>71694373
kekerino her last good role was un feminist bitch
>>71696123
>>71705468
When did 4chan become this cucked?
>>71696123
>>71705908
actress posting is okay, cunnyspam is not. take your lolis back to plebbit.
>>71694507
best
>>71694373
I'd like to pound her 47 times.
>>71695519
a light smile danc'd pon my face /10
> artsy fartsy european film doesn't make a lot of money
Who would've thought
> The Colony, in which Watson plays a woman who tries to rescue her husband from a religious cult in rural Chile, was released in just five cinemas last Friday, with distributors encouraging fans to stream the film via video on demand services instead.
Why is /tv/ filled with screeching morons?
>>71698875
ill try not to overstate this: youre a moron
>>71695519
>>71696123
>>71694580
here here
There is literally nothing more pathetic than whiteknighting Emma Watson.
>>71694373
Good. She can't act and she's an annoying, self righteous feminist cunt. She's also fake as motherfuck and has absolutely zero charm. Good riddance.
>>71694507
dumb frogposter
>>71694580
someone give this guy a nobel prize.
>>71695673
EL CHILENO
>>71694373
>do you feel sorry for her /tv/?
FUCK
NO
>>71694373
thats 20kg horseshit though
Nice repost OP
The film was distributrd terribly it came out lasy year in most countries and is onbluray already. Its a french german and luxemvurg production
Actually a solid film and Emma was really good better than Bruhl. Looking forward to seeing her in the Circle ajd Beauty and the Beast.
She actually deserves props for doing this low budget film knowing the rights would be bought and it would be an uphill challenege. The release in Chile waa bought and silenced
>>71694580
Emma still looks 17
>>71694373
>never heard of this until that article was posted on /tv/
So, what you're saying is that marketing plays a vital role in how well movies do in the box office?
>>71704205
I know right? Why is baneposting so hard for some people?
>>71695595
Maybe you should acrually pay attention if you want to know things. She filmed colonia beauty and the beast the circle with tom hanks last year. Emma has taken this year off filming so she's halfway done and yet has the circle coming out later this yeae and BATB in spring. These are all better roles than radcliffe
Colonia was really solid and Emma was very good. She was better than Bruhl. Talk shit all you want she's a good actress she was very good in this movie.And it seems starring in a Tom Hanks film and Beauty and the Beast ares some good roles. This entire thread is pretty pathetic. Shows the nature of the boars, most don't know the history of this film and its distribution rights and most haven't seen it either top kek
I would have seen it in the US but I couldn't find it playing. Happens with small budget
Reminder only frogsfags and horsefags perpetuate the best worst emma nonsense because they still feel inferior. Theres only one Emma
