>41
>still hasn't found love in this life
it's sad really
I think he found lots of love.
>>71681558
He's got it all now
Yeah I feel sorry for him
>>71681558
where did it all go wrong?
>grown up theater kids
>heterosexual
The models are just a facade
>18
>still haven't kissed anyone
it's sad really
lets keep him in our prayers
>>71681558
is anyone else in their late 20s and never felt the desire to hold a girl's hand, cuddle, pet, talk or anything outside sex for more than a decade? I used to be a really romantic boy, felt shit I've never even seen described anywhere - all love songs, media, books etc
Whenever I look at a female creep it's like that scene in Constantine where he sees the hellish shit underneath
>>71681558
Pick one
protip: if it's not the bottom one lying down you're doing it wrong
poor guy
>>71681647
please delete this
>>71681713
yeah, I'm huge gay faggot too
>>71681558
What are they talking about?
>54
>no husband
It's sad that she probably won't find anyone to settle down. Must suck being a single mom at that age.
>>71681620
People are born gay you silly anon, they don't magically turn gay in the theater.
>>71681805
>t. woman op
>>71681857
lies spread by theater fags
>>71681647
I had my first kiss at 18, don't give up.
The look on this poor man's face, he's crying out for a connection.
poor guy, banging 10/10 sluts all day, every day. who would want to live such a life
>>71682128
that pic implies he's sad underneath.
he's as happy as a intelligent man can be
>>71682171
it implies the poster is sad underneath, while pretending to feel pity for leo.
>>71681713
iktf, romance died sometime this decade, but instead of hellish visions i just get sexual fantasies.
>>71682171
It could be worse. Like say, being a guy that can't find love AND can't bang 10/10 sluts every day, all day
Gisele was definitely the one that got away, bar was a sad attempt to recreate that. everyone else is just a way for him to pass the time
>>71682324
gisele is not attractive, she looks like a man
>>71681713
You can always cuddle some other guy's used up sloppy seconds who lost all her sweetness and did all sorts of heinous shit with other guys while she's careful and bitter with you + feminist
also take care of her son
>>71682128
Really though, I don't think that situation is as desirable as it seems. Imagine having a ton of vapid stuck up models around you all the time who you know are only with you because you're wealthy.
>>71682766
yeah but what else is there?
>>71681558
Better than paying alimony or being a wageslave cuck stuck with the fat chick you impregnated in highschool like OP.
>>71681713
women are for sex, love is for your dog
Leo is living better than any king in the history of mankind has probably ever lived a thousand lives over.
His accessibility to anything in the world is truly that of the 0.01% tier
he is an human anomaly
I'm sure he is getting by just fine
>>71685578
There are billionaires in their 20s that live better lives than Leo. plus they aren't famous so they go to do shit lowkey. Leo's life is hardly enviable
Who would Rihanna choose: Leo or LeBron?
>>71685648
Star power my friend...
It goes a long way.
>>71681558
Can you imagine how much effort these women put into fucking Leo?
I know msot of you are ugly forever alone nerds but as a good looking guy who has banged a few ugly chicks I supremely envious of the dick craze his grills must get into.
They probably view it as their greatest sexual challenge, desperately wanting to be the best he has ever had and make sure he is fully satisfied.
Its not fucking a bunch of hot girl that amazes me, plenty of guys accomplish that, its that every single one of those girls would spread their asshole and suck his dick right after he pulls out of it on the first date, no questions asked.
It must feel good to be a god to these whores
>>71685928
you do know they are basically escorts right? a lot of them are models who are millionaires in their own right. if he picked up a random chick then yeah she would probably try to wow him but those girls don't give 2 fucks about keeping leo around
Hi! Can I help you? What are you shopping for?
>I need a G-string bikini for this slutty cruise I'm going on with a bunch of other sluts
Say no more!
>>71685681
LeBron of course, Leo after all is a man not a god.
>>71681558
F
hang in there Leo ;__;
>>71685994
Gonna need a source on that...
I know they are models, doesn't mean they are millionaires...
Also, money isnt the driving factor here, it is Leo's star power.
Doesnt matter how rich the girl is, is she fucks Leo is in her top five memories for life.
>>71686122
dubs confirm
>past a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thing
Was he right? Personally, I think he was.
>>71686515
>can
yes
>>71682766
Yeah but I'd only be there with them because they're hot. The real joy in the situation is in the options the dude has. He can easily fill that boat with less attractive women who "love him for who he really is"
>>71686515
Married men statistically earn higher wages than men who have never married and men who are divorced.
Take that as you will.
>>71686666
nice try satan, they also spend 90% of their cash
>>71686855
I never said they got to keep those wages.
>>71686666
Yeah but married men are most likely supporting a family with that paycheck, single guys work less by choice so that they can actually enjoy their money and freedom. Even the "married men live longer" thing is shit when you realize its long mundane lives.
>sticking your dick in only one girl when you're leonardo di caprio
I don't think you guys understand what true happiness means. Fuck love and marriage
>>71681558
>t. virgin anon
>>71681558
He's smart enough to not fall for the alimony meme
>>71686903
yeah they're too busy paying for our NEETbux, am I right fellow NEET?
>>71682296
>>71681713
know that feel
go to other countries. the girls still like to be courted.
He's a loser who vapes what do you expect
>>71686380
Damn, that's not subtle. Lebron probably hit it right after winning one for da land.
>>71681558
must be so difficult for him, as I am 35 and haven't found love, or even a woman to kiss me
>>71687359
Go outside and lower your standards.
what was the story about some girl who fucked leo and all he did was wear headphones and vape and then passed out when she rode him?
>>71681647
s-shut up
>>71687292
damn I didn't need to see this. After his global warming speech this picture may have evaporated whatever respect I had for him that was left.
>>71681713
I feel you, I kind of just lost it after coming to terms with alot of grim truths about myself and my options, so I had two choices, become a desperate cuck and latch on to whatever bottom of the barrel crap I could get or just let go, I chose the latter, being a KHV seems a little less pathetic than being a desperate cuck desu.
>>71681558
i saw this and i cried for him
>>71681558
>>71681558
Why doesn't he have fit girls around him?
Most of those bitches look plain and flat assed.
If I had his fame and money I'd be surrounded by fitness bitches from Instagram.
>>71681558
it's hilarious that he won a pity oscar
what a slap in the face
>>71682324
>Gisele was definitely the one that got away
Horseface Manface.
If you're talking victoria bitches then Swanepoel or Lima would've been better.
>>71687292
Is that an Armani vape?
>>71687642
He literally only bangs models. They are generally flat because the designers want clothes to hang on them like a hangar. Curves interrupt the aesthetics of the design.
>>71681647
I'm 26 and I haven't kissed anyone.
>>71687596
>judging actors by their political beliefs
>>71686921
>he thinks marriage means only fucking one woman
jesus dude
Truly the Marlon Brando of our times. Think he trolls in 4chan?
>>71687777
I feel like he can handle the bantz.
>>71681647
I had my first kiss at 20 and lost my virginity at 21 to an Asian qt. It can happen to you
[Spoiler]tinder is magic [/spoiler]
>>71687401
my standards can't possibly get any lower, and I go outside all the time
God I can just imagine all the vapid conversations he must sit through as these women try to impress him like its some episode of The Bachelor.
>>71687861
until you've been sucked off by a tranny or had to lift a stomach out of the way of a pussy hole, your standards can always go lower
>>71687938
>or had to lift a stomach out of the way of a pussy hole
oh dear I didn't need that image
>>71681558
women literally love being in harems
>>71687938
Damn dude. I've been on a 3 year draught and I don't even know if I could go that low. Props.
>>71687938
>tfw I've tried to get with trannys and fat girls before but they just laugh
>>71686666
statistics are racist though, i don't trust them anymore
>>71688074
the fat puts extra pressure on your dick, their pussies feel tighter
>>71688147
I'm not even ashamed to admit that the most satisfying sex I've ever had was with a fat girl.
No lifting stomach out of the way, but she did have a pretty big FUPA. But the cliche is true; the extra cushion is pretty nice.
>>71681839
How much money he has/stupid shit. Normies are literal animals incapable of intelligent, thought-provoking discourse.
>>71682766
Imagine having no one with you for no reason. Oh wait, we don't have to imagine.
>>71681713
yeah I don't get it, I wasn't always this dead inside and repulsed by women
>>71682766
>a wife and kids to worry about/raise/support/tend to/suck me dry of my money
>an endless supply of new and exciting 10/10s that I can rail on a tropical island before going to my next movie shoot
Damn... Having a tough time choosing.
People who feel sad for Leo not having a steady partner are just jealous because a steady partner is the most they could ever hope to have.
Leo is objectively living the dream.
>>71688641
i really want to reply to this
>bunch of vapid whores
>can't be mean to them because they will just tell tmz
Does he make them sign an NDA?
>>71687838
did you tell her you were a virgin before or after
>>71690422
no, he's just smart enough to exploit their insecurity to keep them in check
>>71689215
I could fuck a different 10/10 every week since I can afford high class escorts just like leo lmao, getting mad pussy is not that impressive after you realize it's all just about money
>>71681558
>no plus size models
Gay.
