>CALL J.G. WENTWORTH, 877 CASH NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"no"
Have a good night's sleep on us~
Mattress Discounters~
So you're sitting on the couch and you're watching TV
>>71670261
Can commercials be Kino?
>>71670261
>Call Brian Loncar!
>THE STRONGARM!
>You faggot!
>>71670779
MONEY WASN'T TIGHT BUT IT WASN'T RIGHT, UKNOWHATIMSAYIN?
F-R-E-E that spells free credit report dot com baby!
>>71670779
Why are you making it complicated, it's easy?
ITS MY MONEY, AND I NEED IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!
I still miss those "HEAD ON -- APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD" commercials.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYS5NtRXlZQ
>This commercial is almost a decade old
What did this do anyway? I would imagine it would just recommend you a bunch of for profit colleges.
>>71670980
>yfw she actually got busted for prostitution like two years ago
Catchy commercials general
>>71671036
No fucking way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeVybJmtMFA
CAUSE IM YOUR LADYYYYYY
>>71670863
Instead of lookin fly and rollin fat
My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's gettin laughed at.
>those new ACE Hardware commercials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEyS47V7khU
fucking cringe
>>71671159
But it's so quirky.
>>71671159
Ace is the place forthehelpfulhardwarefueiwihewiehewhwelighweliehwehgwlghwelgwihg
>>71671202
that little jingle at the end makes me want to kill a puppy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8-lpxWxenU
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>71671159
Did they get these actors off the streets or something? Fucking hell
>>71671146
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I would see this a lot during the mornings before going to school.
>>71670863
I wonder what happened to that ratcunt fuck face shitbag.
>>71671146
TELL ME HOWWWWW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR5fYm4Pcdc
>this is bob.
who /texas/ here?
>I'm Jim Adler, the TEXAS HAMMER!!! CALL ME RIGHT NOW!!!
>>71671409
HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY THAT I LOVE YOU
I'll call today
>>71670261
Everyone in the commercial looks so horribly uncomfortable.
>>71671451
The brunette in the Christmas commercial made my dick so hard, she was so hungry for his dick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk
>"I'll call now."
Flo is my favorite
>>71671146
SHE DRIVES ME CRAZY WOO WOO
I miss these cd commercials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0ic0seqcSw
>>71670261
Is this commercial kino?
>>71672233
No, this is >>71671808
>>71671808
>You'll call now.
What did she mean by this?
We'll deal with the government, you have enough to worry about.
>>71673041
my mom used these guys for a disability case and they fucked her over hard, fuck them
>>71673041
*literally tips fedora*
Dodd's Furniture And Mattress
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cip0TY91sjI&ab_channel=Dodd%27sFurniture
This guy has been making these commercials for like 90 years and they just keep getting better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6rE0EakhG8
True commercial kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bXw4I6UqZs
Chicagobros know my friend Pete.
LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK LIONEL COIN BANK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oFg8LlXyp8
SAVE YOUR MONEY SAVE YOUR MONEY SAVE YOUR MONEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtjdHaMeiiQ
EARL SCHEIB $95.99!
>>71674326
These commercials used to drive me up a fucking wall. Like seriously, why do you need to repeat everything like that? Almost cult like
>>71674326
LIONEL COIN TRAIN
LIONEL COIN TRAIN
KILL YOUR PARENTS
KILL YOUR PARENTS
>>71673224
Your mom is a worthless leech.
Can't forget the classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9oj-iQNXKQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8EvnM2XUTI
> Doors unlimited unlimited doors!
>>71671462
>not Brian loncar
>NOTHER SCORCHER
>>71673224
Being fatter than holy hell is not a disability. You and your mom can both get fucked. I hope they took everything and you're living out of a car now.
>>71673463
this is a masterpiece
>>71671036
Where are the proofs?!
MAKE THE FUCKING CALL
Anyone have that picture where Walt is the Empire carpet guy?
>>71678006
cool
>MY DICK CAN LAY AN EGG
What did she mean by this?
Well pay you in TWO DOLLAR BILLS!
