Why aren't you watching it, /tv/?
three words
hella fucking gay
It really doesn't look enticing at all
>>71657531
BIG
He's a big fucking guy
>>71657566
For you.
>>71657642
I read that as: The BFG iuu gcy king
>>71657531
I never liked the book or the cartoon. I doubt the film will be up my alley.
Spielberg stopped exciting me awhile ago. I still enjoy his movies, but they're always a very safe ride. Bridge of Spies, super comfy movie with an enjoyable Tom Hanks performance, but it takes zero risks, it's standard Spielberg.
Maybe Ready Player One will be better, seems to be something outside his usual fair for the last decade or so.
Can't wait for the Brazzers parody called the BBC
>>71657642
This is my favorite /tv/ shoop, perhaps of all time.
Also
>Big
>Fucking
>Gun
>>71657531
>From the human beans
What?
>Lucas and Spielberg movies are flops
truly the end of an era
>>71657889
I'm assuming that's how giants pronounce 'human beings'.
>>71657889
It's what the big fucking guy calls human beings.
Big Fucking Guy?
>>71657896
Lucas already had flops in the 1980s, Spielberg as well.
>>71657531
Isn't this the story of a giant who kidnaps a little girl who then develops Stockholm Syndrome?
>inb4 big guy memes
>>71657531
Nobody else is watching it either.
>>71658090
More like in after big guy memes.
>>71657531
Not the good Doom adaptation I was waiting for.
>>71658090
I haven't liked a Spielberg movie in like 20 years and the trailer looked bad
>>71658090
>>71657780
Come on man.
>>71657531
Cos I havent pirated it yet..
Also his neck is anatomically rediculous.
>>71657531
I'm intrigued to see it, I grew up watching the cartoon, but I can imagine I will be disappointed as I'm sure it won't have any of the original songs or charm.
>>71657904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmVOn4Qf_7k
>>71657889
REAL
>>71660200
HUMAN
>>71657558
Yes, he is big. Thanks for pointing that out.
>>71657642
I would have been disappointed if no one made this.
>>71658286
10/10