>watching a movie
>character has your name
BART GET OUT IM PISS
>>71655388
My name is Leo it doesn't happen very often.
>>71655456
dude my name is Leo too
we should fuck
>>71655388
Quick somebody post simpsons porn.
>>71655413
braces
>>71655456
>>71655490
yeah you guys should fuck
>>71655490
oh man too bad i'm not gay that would be some shit.
>watching tv show
>they make fun of your name
>>71655519
what's gay about two dudes fucking cause they've got the same name
pretty normal baka desu senpai
Meh, they rarely use Emmanuel, pic was the only time I remember.
>>71655541
>Emmanuel
What do your relatives call you? Manny?
>>71655519
im not gay either dude
but I would make an exception for you because it would be hilarious
>>71655555
Looks like you got manny fives
>>71655569
It truly would but i'm gonna have to decline.
>>71655555
>>71655555
>5
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>>71655569
>>71655539
Nothing hotter than two Leo's fucking.
>>71655555
The common thing in this country is going full androgynous and call us Emma, like "Alex" and other names in anglo countries.
>>71655555
>>71655501
HILO
>>71655606
standing offer m8
Anyone got the futurama "I NEED THIS FUCKING PUMPKINS" one?
>>71655555
What the fuck I don't want quints I want a real answer
>>71655622
thanks man
how do i trick my gf into letting me touch her boobs?
>>71655682
Vodka.
>>71655682
How old is she?
>>71655682
tell her there's a spider on them and smack her tits.
trust me.
>>71655714
28, I'm 22
>>71655717
my god
>name is Ivan
>on tv and film, it's always some russian with criminal ties
just give me wodka and track pants, so i can end it
>>71655682
Ask her if she can let you fondle her fun bags and then knock her out cold with a good old right hook to the left nostril
>>71655723
>dating an older woman
>she's not a hyper sexual nympho
You're doing it wrong, kid
so this is basically shitposting: the thread, right?
>>71655682
Get a trunk of Japanese Maple and beat her calves until she submits
>>71655522
Hi Gaylord
>>71655490
Your name is basically the name of one of the Bazinga people, though, so just grow up and start using your full name.
>>71655541
There are dozens of softcore porns and a while series titled after your name, though, so at least you have that going for you.
>be from the middle east
>terrorist has your name
>Actor has the same first name as you
>>71657122
>pedophile director has same name as you
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>>71657160
It must be worse when you are already named after an erection.
>watching movie with my waifu
>her love interest has my name
>sex scene with her moaning my name
>use as fap material
>>71655522
>Bort
literally same exact name as him
>tfw there's a movie called Loser and you share a name with the titular character
My birthname is James even my own parents don't actually call me that; my "common" name is Jay.
Off the top of my head there's Jason Mewes' Jay of Jay and Silent Bob, Jay Sherman of The Critic, and Modern Family. I'd like to think that when I'm 60 I'll be fucking a Sofia Vergara type but we all know that just isn't realistic to anticipate.
Who are some other /tv/ Jay's I'm forgetting?
Any good kino with an Alex?
>>71657001
There are people whose real names are Leo and its not short for "Leonard"
>>71657851
That is why I said basically since that show is actually about rich collegians whose parent's cared enough about them to give them an entire name, but its the closest poor people with budget names can get.
