do americans really do this?
Eat like a pig?
Yes
>>71619417
What film is this from? Its sitting on the edge of my tongue.
>>71619417
WTF I hate america now
>>71620078
>>71620078
Deliverance. The plot is basically "A walk in the woods with rapists and like two guns."
>>71620078
The Ghostbusters reboot
>>71619417
Yes.
Yes we do.
>>71619417
Only southerners.
>>71620110
this is how you spot a pleb
>THERE WADNT NO ACTION IN IT
>NUTTIN HAPPEND
>>71620652
>this is how to spot a fag
You watched this one handed
>>71620692
How do you watch a movie two-handed?
>>71620714
Every day
>>71619417
American males have a morbid fear of being fucked up the ass, that's why it's depicted as being the ultimate in emasculation.
All those prison dramas where the newbie gets buttfucked in the shower, that stuff doesn't really happen that often, but on every American TV show or movie there's a 100 percent chance of being raped in prison.
>>71620714
By not having a tiny bisexual vegan nu-male cock
>>71620692
im trying really hard to figure out what you are implying
you really dont use your hands at all when you watch a movie
>>71619417
I'm never visiting america.
>>71619417
Only conservatives do this.
>>71621298
Try watching a movie two-handed when I'm outside your window with my katana unsheathed you little cuck.
>>71619417
Head over to /pol/ and see for yourself
>>71619417
Nigger they do this shit in literally every country.
>>71620098
I never realized Ned Beaty looked so much like Tom Watts before.
((((propaganda))) 101
SQUEAK LIKE A PIG
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK
>>71622494
As opposed to bonglandians who literally invented incest and inbreeding?
>>71621285
Americans should be more enlightened like us Europeans. There is nothing wrong with getting your ass raped.
>>71619417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSq0PvVxMs
>>71624336
That's the Greeks you brainless Amerilard
>>71619417
Im american and can confirm that we do indeed do this
>>71619417
wow really makes you think
>>71624393
Loved that movie. Great cinematography, good acting all around and aweome suspense when you watch it for the first time.
I never read the book, but I really liked the realism and grit of it all. The moral ambiguity too. That scene with Voight at the top of the cliff when he's checking out the guy. Fuck. That was great stuff.
>>71619417
Yes. I'm taking it in the ass right now!
>>71624658
im norwegian and this is one of my fathers fav movies, the only problem is the norwegian retards that translate movies translated this movies title to "picnic with death", so i ended up never watching it until very recently and i was blown away
>>71624658
>Deliverance remake
>all the town is in on it
>slow-mo action shots
>all of them are inbred and possibly mutants
>they just won't die!
>teleportation sneak attack powers!
>CGI canoe scenes
>Arrow-cam shots
>all the good guys kill only in self-defense
>they kill as many people as in a first-person shooter game
>fat guy isn't raped, but the bad guys look at him really harshly and call him names
You know I'm right.
>>71624794
Directed by Zack Snyder?
>>71624717
I'm not norwegian, but I've experienced the same thing. Sometimes the "translated" title doesn't even have anything to do with the original one.
Worts offender:
Morgan Stewart's Coming Home was translated as (I shit you not): It's really hard to be a joker, to love pop music and horror movies when you have a father who is in a electoral campaign.
>>71624853
Nah, either Lenseflares Guy or Explosions Lad would direct.
>>71620078
Independence day
Saw this movie without knowing about the plot or anything, I thought that scene was genuinely unsettling and disturbing
Actual horror movies almost never get to me, but actual plausible and realistic stuff like this is pretty scary. The build up was so great, I think not knowing what was going to happen enhanced the experience a lot
>>71624717
beats the German title that translates to "everyone is first at dying"
>>71624794
>Party is now 3 women and 1 man. The man is the one who dies during the rapids.
>>71624717
>>71624929
>>71625175
>deep river
Also Airplane was translated as "Hey, we're flying!" and after that for decades every comedy was translated as "Hey, we're x!".
>mfw i realized that the exact same thing happened in several countries
>>71624929
>It's really hard to be a joker, to love pop music and horror movies when you have a father who is in a electoral campaign.
>>71624929
this can't be real
>>71627330
Oh my god it's fucking real.
>>71619417
No, it's just racism against white rural people. Same old, same old.
There must be dozens of X-Files episodes with the same theme.
Countless horror movies are basically antiwhite propaganda too.
It's just Urban American trying to make itself look better by shitting on the rurals.
>>71624929
>mfw I thought German translations were shit
>>71627418
Urban America can't deal with Urban fears so they make movies about the "other" which isn't actually that bad.
>>71627742
that looks like my mom when she was young
>>71627875
Did you fuck her?
>>71628011
The girl in the pic or my mom?
>>71628011
hahah this is what i would post. but no
>>71628078
are you pretending to be me ?
>>71628124
are (You) pretending to be me?
>>71625472
Why the fuck is it even allowed to totally change the tittle?
>The Shawshank Redemption
>better change it to Rita Hayworth -key to escape
>>71619417
All female remake of Deliverance fucking when?
>>71624348
SWEDEN
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>>71619417
only on holidays
>>71624280
>squeak
