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>New Top Gear finishes on a whimper with its future in doubt
FACT
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2016/07/04/8-ways-to-save-top-gear/
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Why are redheads always dicks and bad tempered? the guy at my work is a redhead and is literally a ticking time bomb
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>>71618704

I-I'm kawaii af anon. ;__;
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Seriously, I hope he gets fucking kicked off the show. With the sexual assault allegations, rumours of him being terrible to work with and Joey's refusal to keep on working with him the must fire him.

You just know he's a little weaselly cunt, look at him FACT
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>>71618751
The show is dead anyway, their cast composes of retards to fulfill the diversity quota
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>>71618819
but Chris Harris and Rory Reid are some of the bright bits of the show.
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>show finishes with the presenters all saying goodbye in a line, with Evans snubbed to the back because they all hate him
lmao
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I don't even watch this show since Clarkson left, watching nu-top gears implosion has been TGWTG-tier entertaining.
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> reports that Evans is to be questioned by police over historic sex assault allegations).
Christ can't this guy do anything right
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>>71618630
They should have got Robert Llewellyn and Chris Barrie from Red Dwarf to present. Both are car nuts and the bantz would be GOAT.
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>>71618704
Rupert Grint seems chill as fuck
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>>71618751
>the must fire him.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/03/bbc-stands-by-chris-evans-as-presenter-faces-police-questioning/
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>>71618867
Honestly I feel like if they keep Joey, Chris and Rory with guest appearances from Irish race man and German race girl the show will be better, that being said I never realized how shitty top gear is as a TV show without the three of the old guys
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>>71618867

whats wrong with that womans face?
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>>71619166
She's just British.
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>>71618819
Weren't all the "diversity hires" actually good and only really Evans and a general half-assyness of the show the real problems?

Or did you just not watch it and want to complain about non-white men being hired for a job they are qualified for?
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>>71619166
why is the jew the only male who gets semi decent clothing?
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>>71619199
shes german, you plonk.
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>>71619285
>white guy is the only problem
S C R I P T E D
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>>71619199
(you)
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>>71619309
I think they are talking about the woman in the audience with the big red ms paint circle around her face.
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>>71619345
haha whoops fuck. sorry>>71619199
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>>71619166
looks completely normal to me
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I watched the first 3 episodes to give it a fair chance and still don't like it. I forget it's even on these days.
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>>71619117
>BBC stands by Chris Evans as presenter faces police questioning

Oh sure Fire Blackburn but keep this prick on the payrole
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>>71619117
he must have footage of some BBC exec raping a kid or something.
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What the fuck were they thinking hiring Eddie Jordan? That fucking retard was too old and senile to drive an SUV off road and nearly destroyed the car because of it
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>>71619117
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/03/bbc-stands-by-chris-evans-as-presenter-faces-police-questioning/
so BBC is fine with sexual assault but Clarkson hits some faggot and they lose their shit?
MISOGYNY
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>>71619285
If there was one non-white then you may have had a point, but when the entire thing becomes what Clarkson mocked in the worlds smallest car segment, then you know there is a problem.
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>>71619073
they should just get all four of them.
i miss those guys.
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>>71619073

That'd definitely work.
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Cut Evans, Reid and Ed.
Show saved.
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>joey

HIS NAME IS MATT
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Rob Brydon and Steve Coogan.

ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF
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>>71619117
He's their biggest ratings stalwart on the radio to be fair, they won't get rid of him totally unless forced.

Hopefully they have the sense to see he's no good on Top Gear though.
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>>71620464
>>71620549
I'm not sure if Craig Charles is much of a petrol head but it wouldn't be too far from presenting Robot Wars.
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>>71620616
Fucking yes! These guys would be great.
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>>71619166
This picture made me realise that the black one has some massive lips.
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>>71620605
Calm down Joey.
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>>71620801
Blacks generally do.
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>>71620649
Everything he's done on TV since the nineties ended has been a ratings disaster, he's someone people listen to as he introduces old songs on the way to work in the morning, nothing more.
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*drags asians onto set*
*gets crew member to shout out*
*leans into camera*
WE DONT TALK ABOUT CATERING ON THIS SHOW
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>>71620870
His show rates higher than Wogan's ever did, he must be doing something right.
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>>71620464
Series 11 of Red Dwarf is airing in September this year on British channel Dave, with 12 following next year.

They have more time and money than they had for series 10 and I think they're writing a finale so I have fairly high hopes for it
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>>71620888
Different audiences. Evans was aimed at the plebs so it's natural he would get higher ratings than Wogan.
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>>71620888
to be fair the stats are juked because radio 2 is literally office radio.
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>>71620906
Series 10 was pretty good. It was a return to the form of the early series. It was a shame there was no Holly though.
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If not for the ginger prick, people would be whining about wooden Joey or incoherent scripts.
Just let it die.
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>>71620970
Yeah I enjoyed series 10, it was a bit sitcommy though if you know what I mean, in the way the jokes were set up. I hope 11 and 12 feel more natural

I know there were a couple "we don't have the time or money to do this so come up with an eleventh hour replacement" moments on series 10, behind the scenes. Like with the monkey only being able to work for like an hour a day
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>>71620464
>>71620664
>craig charles isn't hosting robot wars
>craig charles isn't hosting top gear
>craig charles is just hanging out in Soho doing DJ gigs
>we are living in a charlesless world
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>>71620616
my lineup would of been steve coogan, jay kay and guy martin
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>>71618704
No idea, I have known 3 gingers in my life and they all had really bad tempers. Must be something up with that.
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>>71621074
Isn't he still in Corrie?
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>>71621074
Because he's a fuckign crack head
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>>71618704
neandhertal genes, it's a fact. almost worse than niggers, almost
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>>71621156
Left last year apparently.
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>>71618630
He collects cars but obviously has no interest in them outside of that
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Why would anyone volunteer to be involved with post Clarkson top gear

Career suicide it was always going to flop
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I'd rather they just have the Chris Harris show
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>>71618630

THE REAL TOP LADS #BREXITED TO AMAZON

ITS OVER BBC IS FINISHED

USA USA USA
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Chris Evans is such an unlikable cunt. How does he get this sort of work? Nobody likes him.
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>>71620419
>Eddie Jordan is literally retarded and has no motoring knowledge of any kind

Worst gimmick
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>>71621235
psst i have a question... how many people are actually going to pay to watch grand tour?
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>>71621235

Ahahahaha get cucked bbc
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>>71621235
They really missed an opportunity by not debuting it on independence day
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>>71618630

It's an elderly Brits make cheeky comments about cars episode.

Bees knees, can't wait lads
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>>71621235
They were Bremainers.
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>>71621294
Think lots of people who might have been considering it for the delivery but couldn't quite bring themselves to spend the money will find that The Grand Tour pushes them over the edge to just do it.
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>>71621235
>original cast
>fucking huge budget
>freedom to do whatever they want
They don't even have to go apeshit, just keep what we loved about Top Gear with an even bigger budget.
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>>71621228
Sabine is car show: the person

The diversity hires got to be on a flagship BBC1 show, this could have been a huge boost to their career.

Eddie Jordan and Matt Leblanc are all multi-millionaires who appear to like talking about cars, so why the fuck not.

Chris Evans is a deluded, narcissistic mercenary who appears to have some sort of dirt on the BBC which makes them keep employing him despite continually being a prick and sexually threatening to everyone around him.
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>>71618630

It doesn't help that Chris Evans is being investigated for rape now too.
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>>71618834
>a nigger and a paki
>brits
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>>71619117

>Clarkson is a cunt to work with

Fire him.

>Evan's literally rapes and sexually exposes himself to workers AND is a cunt to work with AND gets shit ratings

BBC will stand by him

What dirt is he holding and who on?
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>>71620888
That's more because Radio 1 are deliberately alienating any listeners over 22. He didn't get more than Wogan when he was up against Moyles
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Sabine
Chris Harris
Matt LeBlanc

perfect combo.
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>>71621294
Someone at Amazon must have wondered the same thing, because they've been rolling out a cheaper video-only plan.
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>>71621156
>>71621203
>mfw mum tells me he's the most famous actor on Coronation Street
I'd never seen red dwarf obviously.
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>Eddie Jordan is worth 350 million quid

Fucking hell
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>>71621394
He said bright bits, not brits. Learn to read american.
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>>71621517
We don't read in america
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>>71621491
OWNING A CARDRIVEF1 TEAM PULLS MAD DOSH
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LeBlanc, Reid, Harris main presenters
Sabine, Guy Martin, Vicki Butler Henserson and Suzi Perry occasional freelance feature presenters
Drop Chris Evans & Eddie Jordan
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>>71621360
>first episode is them buying the most expensive car in the world
>only to spend the entire hour pointing out its flaws
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Chris Evans cocked it up so bad, he directly caused brexit.
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>>71621235
>is
SINGULAR FUCKING VERB, AMAZON
0/10 WILL PIRATE
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>>71618704
Who knows.
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>>71621361

Evans is part of bbcs pedo circle
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>>71621294
Isn't it one of the most watched tv shows in the world? Probably plenty of people. Even people in nigeria or whatever recognized james may in one of the specials.
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>>71621311
You sound like an absolute wanker m8
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>>71621626
Something like 350 million people watched Top Gear. So one in twenty people watch it
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If they can afford Coogan they should go for him, or the opposite direction with Dermot O'Leary
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>>71618704
maybe you on to something

im redhead and have really bad temper
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>>71621713
Just get in Coogan and Rob Brydon and turn Top Gear into the Trip? Michael Caine impressions every week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFIQIpC5_wY
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>>71621598
The crew is singular

>hurr wat r collective nouns?
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>>71621601

WEW
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>>71621713
AWYISS DAT PESTO

THE SECRET TO SANDWICHES
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>>71620616

Coogan was first choice but he declined
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>>71621713
>bacon
Fucking americans, bomb yourselves already you pieces of shit.
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>>71621905
>being this triggered by food
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>>71621333
Clarkson and May were, but IIRC Hammond was conspicuously silent on the subject
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>>71621756
I didnt think it was possible for an actual human woman to have mrs incredible's proportions
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>>71621259
I saw a rumour that he has dirt on someone high up in the bbc, Saville type dirt.
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https://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/jul/04/chris-evans-top-gear-ratings-bbc-jeremy-clarkson
>The sixth episode of the first post-Clarkson series drew 1.9 million viewers from 8pm on Sunday, nearly 1 million viewers down on the previous week and less than half its launch overnight audience of 4.3 million.
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>>71621308
Yeah but May and Clarkson are pro-remain.
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>>71622079
no way Matt will return after seeing the backlash and drop in ratings unless Evans is publically sacked
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>>71622073
Why do 14 year olds come to this board and spew bullshit?
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>>71621235
>Netflix turned down the opportunity to make this cash cow
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>>71622123
Netflix just didn't offer enough money.
The show will be licensed to Netflix in regions that Amazon Prime isn't available though.
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I can remember the evening of the first episode, and there were literally people on this very board who thought it would be good.
There were literally people who argued against the fact that Evans is complete trash, and the new seasons would be horseshit compared to the old ones.

I remember arguing with every one of you, trying to persuade me to watch the new show, trying to make me give it a chance.

It was always going to be shit, I called it, so did 90% of the people on this board, yet you autistic dickheads thought that it had even a modicum of a chance of being successful.
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>>71621409
My money would have been dirt on Cohen, but he left, leaving his agenda behind like an unflushable turd.
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>>71618867
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>>71622120
I don't know, but it isn't welcome here. Run along back to pleddit little faggot.
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>>71621491
Aside from the time Gandalf was on it, she is right.
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>>71622164
I always wonder if the females appearing on these shows now care that they are essentially there to fill a tits quota, as opposed to their actual talent.
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>Chris Evans is turning into Ronnie Corbett
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>>71621905
To be fare, Americans don't actually eat bacon. They eat some weird part of the pig and call it bacon because they are special snowflakes.
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>>71622271
Don't trust the underaged phoneposter who can't spell fair
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>>71618704
>mfw have redhead gf who is totally loyal to me

Feel good lads
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>>71622241
They are getting money they knew that they couldn't get if they relied on their own talent. I doubt they would complain.
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>Chris Evans stopped any mention of his top gear series after the 4th episode
>he has obviously seen the feedback of the public wanting him sacked and has threw a strop
lmao
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>>71622287
>some guy comes up to her at a bar
>ay bb u wont sum fuk
>I have a boyfriend
>u sure
>lol ur rite
>she blows him in the bathroom at the bar
>rides back to his place in his truck
>takes it up the ass
>rims him
>shit was so cash
>so
>cash
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Chris evans is trying too hard and is not funny. That American guy, whatever his name is is just too american and boring. Throw them both out
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>>71622330
Everyone I've talked to, even the ones that like the new top gear think chris is an unfunny spaz
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>>71622245
But Ronnie Corbett was both funny and entertaining.
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>>71622281
Ad hominems don't change facts, neither does your schizophrenia.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36701712
>3 times more britbongs watched france play iceland than topgear.
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>>71622396
Divegrass is a popular sport here.
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>>71622245
gingers age like trannies. truly disgusting
.
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>>71622408
Yeah it is, but it's fucking france against fucking iceland.
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Farage as next top gear host, yes or no?
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>>71622164
Reminder britbongs ACTUALLY get strongarmed into paying a tv license tax to fund this shit or else risk having their home and property searched and vandalized.
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>>71622880
Nah, he'll be too busy being prime minister.
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>>71622900
>its a stupid american believed the memes episode
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>>71622458
Wow, people actually watch the host country playing? No fucking way.
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Reminder britbong authorities shame their own citizens with public billboards like this.
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>>71622967
>>71622900
no we don't

stop shitposting
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More britbong tv license shaming
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Britbongs love using terror and coercion on their own citizens. Pay your tv license OR ELSE.
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>>71622900
>>71622967
The TV tax is actually really easy to avoid. They can't prove you use a TV unless they have access to your house. They can only get access to your house if you allow them.
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Reminder that you can be thrown in jail in Britain for not having a tv license. They love going after soft targets like (caucasian) women.
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>>71623010
>claim you dont have a television
>claim your house is a mosque
>dont answer the door
these are all valid options in avoiding tv licence
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>>71623056
I just sent back their letter telling them I did not have a TV and have refused to engage with them further than that. I had a visit from some uppity coon trying to weasel his way into my home to check but I just told him to fuck off.
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Reminder that you receive a criminal record in England for not paying your tv license.
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>>71622164
God I fucking hate this forced diversity. Nothing wrong with having minorities on BBC but do it based on talent not some form of fucking quota they have to tick off. If anything that makes it feel false and patronizing.

Also if you want more diverse television, maybe look to write programing based on other cultures. Write a drama about the West Indies, I'd be interested in that, it's quite a novel idea. Don't instead just shove a black man in a English Medieval drama and say "Look how diverse we are." No fuck that, actually be diverse and delve into otger cultures, make something worth watching rather than actively water down other stories.
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>>71618704
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>>71621202
East Asians have more Neanderthal dna in fact.

https://www.geneticliteracyproject.org/2015/02/23/why-do-asians-have-twenty-percent-more-neandrathal-dna-than-europeans/
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>>71623343

>ywn be a fox in that henhouse

Why even live
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>>71620649

>radio

A what? Explain.
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>>71623343
My dick is in orbit.
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>>71623400
Like a televisualiser device but without the pictures.
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>>71623343

Man I feel sorry for the dad. He's basically created four walking fetishes for other men.
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>TOP GEAR STRUGGLES AGAINST EURO 2016 GAME WITH THE HOST NATION PLAYING SOME PLUCKY UNDERDOG TEAM

well fucking duh
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>>71623448
>liking a specific kind of hair is now a fetish
kys
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>>71618751
>must fire him

cheaper to just fire la blanc
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>>71623448
Not only that, he's also got a milf wife that'd might be just as attractive to the men who find his daughters attractive, while he's clearly balding and getting fat. He needs to be on constant alert.
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>>71623482

It is for normal people, Anon.

You've had your flatulence fetish for so many years now that you think a fetish has to be as extreme as your's to count.
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>>71623546
It isn't a fetish at all you mental midget.
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>Tfw had surgery on Friday so recovering in bed watching old top gear
>series ends with epic trips through Africa, India, Arctic etc
>watch last episode of new top gear
>series ends with some nobody literally driving through a puddle just outside the studio
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>>71619117
and yet they fired clarkson for punching a fucking potato

fuck this gay earth fuck the bbc fuck top gear uk 2016 without clarkson and fuck england
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>>71621585
Sounds awesome.

>clarkson will never talk you to sleep at night while james may wofts on about ancient trains from the 1920's to keep you asleep while you use richard hammonds skin as a pillow cover
why even live
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>>71623474
the weird thing is the football is on BBC when rivalling top gear, rather than on ITV.
Is the BBC attempting subtle ways for Top Gear to under perform?
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>>71623553

Thankfully, you don't decide that, you disgusting creature.
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>>71623448
>I don't know what a fetish is
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>>71623702

What's a fetish.
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>>71623722
google it you fucking faggot
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>>71623736

lmao make me you angry little bitch. What are you gonna do, huh?

Shut the fuck up. Little worm.
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>>71623722
Are we talking about a sexual fetish?
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>>71623343

1, the dad, the rest
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>>71623670

must be
i only know the football outperformed top gear because the bbc are advertising it themselves

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36701712
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>>71623621
This is my comfy.
I fucking love Toy Stories/Man Lab.
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>>71621414
This. Fucking Grimy is cancer
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>>71619068
As a middle aged man, he married Billie Piper, a notorious jailbait during her singing career. The red flag is there for all to see.
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>>71622424
Wrong
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It's better now than it used to be with the racist man who assaults people when he doesn't get what he wants, the hamster who is still a virgin and the man who doesn't wash his hair and probably fucking stinks.
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>>71623971
>Chris Evans got to bang prime-time Billie Piper
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>>71623846
Literally half the viewers of a show about antiques.

Lmfao
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This whole time I was wondering how they got Captain America to do this show.
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>>71624059
Don't diss the Roadshow m8. It's pure comfy.
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>>71621940
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THE CATERING
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>>71624090
>comfy

fuck off back to r3ddit with that retarded and meaningless buzzword
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>>71619128
That's because you're retarded

It's not Evans who's making the show worse, it's Joey.. whatever his real name is, the guy from friends. He's poison for the show. He's got zero charisma.

The guy is terrible and quite possibly the worst host in television history. Evans and whoever takes his place are screwed
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>>71622904
Read the news you mong
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Chris Evans is miserable to watch. He's like a real-life David Brent, everything he does is cringeworthy.
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>>71623343
GINGERED
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>>71623343
Imagine having to constantly downplay your obvious sexual preference for slim redheads when child after child grows up to be a gorgeous red headed goddess. Imagine growing up as one of those girls knowing that on a primal, instinctual level your dear old pop sees you as his preferred sexual being
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>>71623867
>I fucking love Toy Stories/Man Lab.
me too anon me too
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>>71624291
tbqh having a daughter is like that anyway. I think it's pretty normal to feel some attraction to her. Especially if she has a strong resemblance to her mother. What is abnormal is acting on that attraction.
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Steve Coogan, Rob Brydon and Michael Caine would make for good watching
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>>71624055
Billie Piper said that he made her squirt as he was fucking her arse in a biography she wrote.
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>>71624113
Is Baba mentally deficient too or is he just a midget? His head is smaller than normal.
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>>71624455
And he's a rich cunt with a garage full of rare ferraris and no one knows how because all he did was present student breakfast shows in the 90s
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>>71624455
>Billie "squirting" while getting anal from that ugly ginger
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>>71623621
>>71623846
What are some Essential May shows? I started watching that one where he puts lawn mowers and stuff back together and it's so comfy
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>>71624779
On the edge of space

also the lego house one

pretty much all his shows are comfy
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I liked when the semen demon german called joey a fat american. that's the closest to banter this series has come.

jordan OUT
evans OUT
that nigger OUT
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>>71624455
>Citation needed
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>>71621202
funny thing is, africans are the only ones without neanderthal dna. also neanderthals were the more intelligent and less agressive species, just the barbaric humans killed them. top kek. red hair should be a badge of honor and pride, a symbol of DNA from a better species that should have lived here instead of us
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>>71622458
France won a world Cup and a Euro cup in the last 20 years. When was Britain's last ?
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>>71624837
I don't have her books anon, someone posted it in an earlier Top Just thread. I tried googling it but got nothing but Billie Piper slash fiction and nudes from when she played a hooker.
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>>71622904
Nice joke mate, fucking brits always making me laugh with their humour.
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>>71621235
>Clarkson, Hammond and May's 2 minute behind the scenes youtube and facebook videos are about 10,000 times more entertaining than any episode of nuTop Gear

BBC ARE YOU EVEN TRYING
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>>71624779
Not so much comfy but his drinking shows with Oz Clarke are fun to watch.
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>>71619117
>>71621409
i refuse to believe clarkson is a cunt to work with, any behind the scenes footage or anything where he is being real see seems like a genuinely good bloke, taking the piss and being a cunt is all obviously all jovial. plus if i'd been through all the shit top gear put him through i'd probably get pissed off on set every now and then
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>>71624895
I don't think he was arguing France aren't good just that only committed football fans are going to tune in to watch that game.
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>>71618630
>ways to save top gear
Can we please just let it die instead?
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roy reid is brutal to watch,so robotic its like he's possessed and has no soul. also comes across as very aggressive.

who is he ?

who is harris ?

rally cross is quite shit also.

last nights episode was prob the best ginger has performed all series.

but ive still to meet anyone who actually likes watching or listening to him ?
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>>71621074
Red Dwarf XI later this year, anon!

And Red Dwarf XII next year.
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>>71619073
Oh my god, you're so right!!! That would be ...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh EXTRAORDINARY!
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>>71625209
If you dont know who chris harris is then why are you watching a motoring show? Infact you know what, you are exactly the audience top gear hopes to attract.
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>>71623123
If you own a TV and don't have one.
I don't own a TV so this isn't a problem for me.
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>>71619073
ممتاز انون
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>>71625293
Takbir, friend.
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>>71623672
But it isn't, it is a preference.
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>>71621074

He's too volatile for something as mainstream as top gear. He LOVES the crack and, despite being cleared, was accused of leading a gang rape in the 90s. He'd be too high a risk.
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>>71625288
>i-it's not a problem that the blackboots can kick my door down and search my premises
>i-it's not a problem that i can literally be jailed and have a permanent criminal record if I ever accidentally have a television, or television-capable cellphone, in my house without a license
>i-it's not a problem that vans roam my neighborhood and evasion police prowl my yard, pointing intrusive detection devices into my windows at all hours of the day or night
>i-it's not a problem that their squad can come to my home when I'm not around and pressure, threaten, and terrorize my sisters, mothers, grandmothers, wives, and daughters
>i-it's not a problem that my own government plasters my neighborhood with accusatory, vindictive propaganda, instilling the populace with fear, paranoia, and compliance
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>>71625258
I watch because I enjoyed top gear since neol Edmonds daze.

I'm only allowed to watch bbc programs.

who is roy reid?
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>>71623529
I can imagine his life could be narrated like an Attenborough documentary, with the father as a fat Walrus, defending his harem.
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>>71625353
Well, it isn't to me, since I don't own a TV. What part of
>I don't own a TV
Did you not grasp?
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>>71619117
The BBC just loves protecting sex perverts and rapists, don't they

Maybe you britbongs should take your tits off the TV and put them on the streets like us Americans do
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>>71625454
Is your reading comprehension so stunted you completely failed to realize that all the points listed are regardless of whether you actually own a television or not? The average britbong, ladies and gentlemen. Can't even read "english", but then, Britain isn't really English anymore either, is it?
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>>71621601
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>>71619166
the fuck are there like 9 fucking hosts for this show now
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>>71625322
>crack
>gang rape

So you're saying he'd fit right in
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>>71625492
But you, not living here, don't seem to grasp that if you just tell them "I don't own a TV", none of that shit happens. None of it.
If you have one, you pay it.
If you don't and don't pay it, THEN that stuff becomes their problem.

Boo fucking hoo some chav scum gets hounded for not paying a license, like I give a fuck.

Personally I think it should be scrapped, but hey, it never will be.

>english
American. You don't speak English, you speak American. Similar but not the same.
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>>71621905
Don't you have some acid to throw in a woman's face, Achmed?
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>>71621601

>mfw 2 years ago I could have booked her for £40 for an hour in Manchester
>she stopped doing that service

FUCK
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>>71625235 Holy fucking yes smegging brilliant
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>>71625563
>my head is completely buried in the sand
>it never specifically happened to me, so it must have happened to no one
Open your eyes idiot, this is going on all around you, innocent people, even those without TVs, are getting continually harassed and charged. Not to mention the fact that that completely ignores all the propaganda and overpolicing that's flooding the streets. How can you defend living in a country that treats all its citizens like criminals by default? How can you possibly justify LITERALLY living in Orwell's 1984? It isn't even a joke or cliche anymore. That's your country.
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>>71622245

>just googled Corbett to see how he's doing
>dead

well shit
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>>71625258
>motoring show

It's an adventure show with cars
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>>71625588
Fuck right off.
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>>71625626

I've never been more devastated

>all these reviews of her
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>>71625563
This.

I had to deal with one of them when I was living in my student house. I had tvs, but didn't use them for satellite or anything. I explain this to the guy for two minutes, and that was the end of it. He went away and I never had to deal with it again.

If you act like a normal, reasonable person, the world isn't a difficult place.
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Who is the best Top Gear and why is it this guy...?

Why the fuck dont they just let him host instead of that ginger cunt
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>>71623400
His radio show gets like 10 million listeners a week, well within the same ballpark as the best viewed tv shows.
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>>71625672
>>71625672
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https://twitter.com/achrisevans/status/749969917055799296

>Chris has resigned

KEK
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>>71625700

I do Law at Uni, and we had a girl who does it, actually fucking pay them
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>>71625320
Preferences ARE fetishes. Fetishism is literally ascribing certain traits to objects.
You might be confusing sexual fetishes with normal fetishes, which isn't uncommon on the internet.
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>>71625752
That's mostly been because he hosted the breakfast show or drivetime.

I've hated him as long as I can remember though; always been a condescending idiot.

>>71625798
>I do Law at Uni
Hah, same. Postgrad though.

>>71625798
>and we had a girl who does it, actually fucking pay them
Some fucking people, jesus christ. She should seriously consider switching degrees if she has no fight in her; she can't go far with Law otherwise.
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>>71625872

She walked out of like 4/5 exams last month after 30 minutes, I'll be shocked if she stays on.
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THIS JUST IN

CHRIS EVANS IS STEPPING DOWN
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HAhaha he just quit.
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>>71625795
>hes known about this for weeks
>still acted ridiculous with the shouting
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>71625909
Oh, she's fucked then. Good riddance too.

>>71625795
>>71625926
>>71625935
>it's true

YES
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>>71625654
Holy shit, she used to get posted in /brit/ when we used to see who had the best local hookers, it's all flooding back to me.
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CHRIS EVANS I KNOW YOU ARE IN THIS THREAD
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>>71620419
EJ is much funnier then the scripted funny from the old TG.
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>>71625798

good luck getting a job, aren't the stats something ridiculous like only 10% getting offers?
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>>71621074
He has a radio show on 6Music, which is a good station, but the show is shite because its shitty funk.
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>>71625700
Not him but you shouldn't have to act reasonably to an unreasonable situation.

These goons harassing people to try and bully shekels out of people for their paedophile corporation is disgusting.

The sooner the BBC is abolished, the better.
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>he barely lasted one series
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>>71620616
Coogan was quite vocal against Top Gear towards the end of the Clarkson years when they started slagging off Mexicans
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>watching a show about faggots driving cars because you guys have no friends

Unbelievable. You deserve this and more
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>>71626203
Yeah he went full SJW over that and that's why he should ever be considered.
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>>71625795

>all those cucks being nice to him in the comments

Where are these cunts? I've literally never met anyone in the real world with anything good to say about him.
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