ITT: Characters Who Are Literally You
i am literally zuul
>>71614600
This guy right here
Dale Gribble
>>71614600
Literallymich
I broke my glasses once
Literally me, not memeing
>>71615563
>2016
>getting actual glass lenses instead of polycarbonate or High Index plastic
Is your optician retarded or are you 80 years old?
>>71615726
-cheap plastic sunglasses
-was probably a decade ago
-yes I'm 80
>>71614600
>>71614600
>>71614600
huge cock, white girls love me and buff as fuck
literally me
me on the right
except i can't cook for shit
>>71616055
>THREE MINUTESSSSSSSSSSS
>THREEE MINUTESSSSS OF PLAYTIMEEEEE
OP's meme-ing aside, this is a pretty close comparison. Obviously I'm not this extreme, but I empathise with her.
>The rain. Sometimes it gives me the blues. When you first came here, I only loved the writer part of Paul Sheldon. Now I know I love the rest of him, too. I know you don't love me, don't say you do. You're beautiful, brilliant, a famous man of the world and I'm... not a movie star type. You'll never know the fear of losing someone like you if you're someone like me.
Can't it be "talk show hosts" that are litterally me
picture related.
>>71616124
>"nigger, I need to take a breather up here for a second. The ape stench coming from your body is going to force me to take my anger out on my gf when I get home"
Great scene, Raimi got blackballed for being too unfiltered after that one though
>>71614600
There are no fictional characters quite like me, might as well post my own picture.
>>71616375
you're an ancient egyptian god of frustration?
Literally me
>>71615087
>>71615733
>>71614600
so, you're a deranged loner who can't into social functions and always spergs out the ladies; and instead of leading a life you create fantasies in your head and eventually break down and tries to make them real?
I think you're probably only another edgy teenager who wanted to be the joker but thought that posting deniro would cause a better impression.
>>71617375
Not possible, I am Rust
>pic related
Except less good looking
Has anybody here even seen Waiting?
Literally me
Emphasis on turtle power
Except i'm christian
>>71614600
>>71616726
You too are a master tactician?
>>71617514
fuck you fags be rust, but im fuckin Crash, sniffin coke undercover in my prime, while Martys cucking himself
>>71617311
>so, you're a deranged loner who can't into social functions and always spergs out the ladies; and instead of leading a life you create fantasies in your head and eventually break down
where do you think you are
me irl
>>71618451
Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>71614600
Last Tango is like looking in the mirror for me. Too close to reality.
>>71618665
>with a wicked sense of humor.
No one who actually says this about themselves is worth knowing.
At this point in my life, I'm pretty much Kevin Spacey at the beginning of American Beauty
>>71614600
>>71614600
>good looking guy who stumbles between rags to riches while slaying tons of pussy driving a soon to be classic black sports car
>literally me
>>71614600
>>71615726
This response really encapsulates what 4chan is all about: needlessly aggressive criticism of the most microscopic things that have no effect on the critics life at all.
>>71620030
>critic's
Die in a school shooting, you illiterate fucking animal.
>>71620030
We really have nothing but the minutiae, don't we? It's mostly hyperbole.
cf. >>71620261
kek
me right here
>>71617488
you wish faggot
me in the center
Rightful Khan, Nihilistic, wicked sense of the Eternal Blue Sky
100% me
Like looking in a fucking mirror
This film was literally about me, I'm not even kidding.
>>71614600
>I make slaves lock my boot
>>71620899
where do they lock your boots up? sounds hot
>>71618282
One-eyed Jack wants to go a Peepin' in the fish market
