Battle of Oldtown, get hype edition
>>71606121
What happened to him?
jon sucks
>tfw no cleganebowl
>>71608616
poisoned by his enemies
first for melisandres banishment is foreshadowing that jon is going to die soon and for good
post Isaacs
>>71608617
Agreed, Jon Connington blows.
Jon Kingindanorf on the other hand is based Azor
post works of art
>>71608688
>Jon Connington blows.
piss off
>>71608688
that pic actually looks exactly like a shaved Kit harrington
>>71608675
But he is still capable of giving oral and receiving penetration ofc
First for Howland Stark
>>71608675
YOU JUST KNOW
>>71608578
aside from the fact that this is a massive oversimplification, they also didnt know at that point if he'd completely lost all feeling because he was fucking unconscious
>>71608675
Lads, starting a new CK2 playthrough, want to be a minor (but custom) house
Who should I be sworn to? Going to start during Robert's Rebellion.
>>71608754
You just know.
>>71608675
hi family
>>71608755
this is my absolute favorite one
>>71608616
anally fisted by his friends
>>71608812
kek every fucking time
Even if Jon's real name is Jaehaerys Targaryen, he will always be Jon Snow. That's why he'll be a good king
having an argument, need pics of daenerys and how she got fat between seasons.
>>71608755
>You never hold your dick while throwing a little boy out a window
Why live?
>>71608811
The Tyrells
>>71608819
>tfw Bran killed Odor.
What Histories & Lore videos do you want to see for Season 6 Blu-ray?
In case you're wondering:
http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Histories_%26_Lore
>>71608811
Swear yourself to House Nymeros Martell of Dorne.
>>71608736
so this is supposed to be the guy who eats frogs?
>>71608856
but how well will it serve him when he's boning his aunt?
>>71608885
What's the point when they contradict that shit constantly on the show?
>>71608898
house meme more like
>>71608856
>tfw theres so little evidence that hed be a good king that you have to use him obviously wanting to continue going by the name hes been called his whole life as an example good leadership
>>71608860
>>71608882
it was a necessary sacrifice for the good of the realm
>>71608902
That's a stereotype for all Crannogmen of The Neck
>>71608926
Different anon here - There's plenty of evidence, it's juts all in the books.
>>71608586
Shill thread
>>71608942
Muh test
>>71608942
That's a Photoshop. I wish she was that fat becausr that's arousing.
>>71608856
But what's his tax policy?
>>71608953
>it's juts all in the books.
FLOP
>>71608922
DELET THIS
>>71608978
The tax policy will be discussed after the bonus situation.
>>71608724
thats all I need him for anyway
>>71608973
>That's a Photoshop.
No, it's real
>They're loyal beasts
>Let's see how loyal a hungry dog really is
Really, D&D?
Brienne / Jamie love child when?
Is there a meme with the best Stannous quotes and one that does a comparative analysis between book Stannous and show Stannous?
>>71608675
>>71608957
>lack of punctuation
>lack of capitalization for some nouns
>all those misspelled words
Get this cancer away from me
>>71609037
>Stannous
>>71608755
>First season starts with a boy falling out a window
>This season ends with the same
BRAVO.
>>71608586
Azor Jon
>>71608983
>ruled by a woman bastard who murdered the Prince in front of his guards
>not a meme house
>>71609065
Where is Ghost?
>>71609037
Several. Unfortunately I have none of them. They are hilarious though.
>>71609037
noice bait.
heres your (you)
>>71609037
>Stannous
Thanks m8, I'll start using that from now on
>>71608942
how did the whole emily clarke being a fridge meme start
she is a literal godess
you all need to stop objectifying wymen I am getting triggered to the nth degree
>>71609059
As expected from a stannisautist
>>71609060
Haha! well, Do you have it or not?
![tumblr_mohznrvpox1ri824oo2_250[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/zrS6ij9.gif "tumblr_mohznrvpox1ri824oo2_250[2].gif")
>>71608957
>>71609037
>Stannous
>>71609087
he's around
>>71609037
>>71609090
>>71609129
me on the left
>>71609135
.
>>71609135
Thanks, lad!
>>71609066
quentyn and arianne reveal in season 7, to retake their home from the usurping snakeswith Aegon's help
>>71609163
Jon's left or my left
>>71609112
haha stannous xP :D))
Mods put us out of our misery already I've got shit to do
>>71609169
>>71609181
there's only 1 left stupid
>>71608755
So that's why they call it WinterFELL
>>71609111
If you can't spell slowly or disappearing right, you're a retard.
Not even a Stannisautist
>>71609241
the political left then?
>>71609256
>king's landing
>king is landing
he*k.
What people think will happen
>Dany n buddies invade westeros
>Euron beat
>Lannisters beat
>Dany wins marries Jon later because some shit
What WILL happen (or close to it)
>Cersie and Jaime. Bitter or not will hold up a good fight.
>Euron will destroy most of Danys fleet
>Dany will land more North
>Dothraki are fucked. Unsullied are less effective
>After losing a huge chunk of her army and with white walkers creeping...
>Dany n Jon marry or at least ally themselves
>Little Finger will die. Sorry
me and the gf
![x2v2u8H[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/8jhdg1t.gif "x2v2u8H[2].gif")
>>71609276
>>71609209
>a miss Stannis, so much.
Should Dorne change their sigil?
Something like this would be most appropriate.
>A fist upraised to represent the new rule and a crossguard added to the spear to demonstrate their new capacity of self-defense
Hard truths cut both ways, Ser Davos
>>71609101
I insist that you do
>>71609325
He'll be backin the books
>>71608755
is that the tip of jaimes cock peeking up over the windowsill?
>>71609310
>your offspring - spic central
>>71608586
I never understood how much of a permavirgin neckbeard autist you have to be to sit down and read 7000 pages about a made up world for children, how do book fags find the time? If I ever had so little respect for my free time I would just kill my self
The only true patrician way to get into this world is through the tvkino version
>>71609346
Of course the part where the phallic spear is penetrating the sun was removed because it's problematic imagery.
>>71608586
>>71609383
this isn't a LotR thread
>>71609383
>"If I ever had so little respect for my free time I would just kill my self" - he posted in /got/ on 4chan smugly
>>71609383
It takes less time to read all the books than to watch every episode of every season.
to be honest I still dont understand what the point of the Oldtown stuff is
>>71609379
sorry, not Spic - Dorne.
If Jonsa marries, they will be like Robert and Cersei 2.0: the usurper and his bitch wife.
>>71609400
>He actually escaped his father, a trained soldier and huntsman, ON FOOT
>WHILE FAT WITH A WOMAN AND CHILD
>>71608755
I've always loved this one because of how messed up the physics is, its like Bran is shot out of a cannon, he still hasn't even started to fall yet the force of that one hand push still has him moving away from the tower.
>House Reed's sigil is the Dragon Consuming Itself
>Howland Reed is the last person alive to tell of the events at the Tower of Joy
>Reed was known in his youth to be brave and smart
>Crannogmen are historically close with the Children of the Forest
>>71609446
:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)
>>71609529
Why they have the same haircut?
>>71609569
>tfw no qt similarly aged aunt looking for a political marriage
Why does /got/ not care about Tyrion? If you browse these threads, it's like Tyrion doesn't exist or is irrelevant.
>>71609457
Summary of things going on:
We have many mentions of a mysterious oily black stone: The Greyjoy Seastone Chair; the ancient mazelike foundations of the Hightower; the Toad Stone in the Isle of Toads; the cursed city, Yeen; Asshai-by-the-Shadow, the source of a lot of creepy things; and possibly the black meteorite worshipped by the Bloodstone Emperor of Yi Ti, and the Five Forts of the same realm.
Of these, the Seastone, the Hightower maze, Asshai and Yeen are explicitly said to be immemorial, of unknown origin, predating known human history.
In another echo of Lovecraftian horror, the people of the Isle of Toads are said to be fishlike in appearance, with webbed fingers.
Also webbed are members of House Borell of Crackclaw Point, who call it "The Mark"; this may be related to folkloric sea creatures called "squishers".
The source of black stone items and fishy people has been theorized by mæsters to be an ancient race of half-humans, the Deep Ones – hybrids created by unknown sea monsters.
Storm's End seems to be strangely built for protection against the sea, where no humans could possibly attack; its walls are thicker seawards, and without windows in that direction. Melisandre says the walls are woven with protection spells.
Weird things are going on in Hightower and the Citadel, such as:
>the glass candles
>We've been introduced to a wizard-type character, Marwyn, who seems likely to appear more in TWOW
>A Faceless Man, possibly went rogue, has infiltrated the Citadel with a skeleton key, seemingly after the well-guarded forbidden book, Blood and Fire or the Death of Dragons.
>The Hightowers Lord Leyton and Malora the Mad Maid have locked themselves in the Tower, researching spells intensely.
>"Might be", a captain tells Sam, "he'll raise an army from the deeps"
>>71609628
Because his story arc for the last two seasons was dogshit. Now that he'll be in more of an active political role and attached to Dany there will probably be more for him to do. Like getting her to fuck her nephew.
>>71609529
He's probably not going to appear on the show again. I mean Meera is still alive, and presumably next season Bran will be re-united with Jon or whatever, but I just can't see them introducing another new character in a 7 episode season.
does /tv actually like this hypocritical witch cum bucket?
>>71609529
>dragon
>no wings
>>71609681
>>71609457
Euron Greyjoy, the voodoo viking pirate king, who is clearly involved with the occult and might be a Bloodraven ex-disciple, is interested in taking Oldtown, and is heading for it.
So is Sam, who likely has the Horn of Joramund.
Moqorro has seen Euron in a vision, as "a tall and twisted thing with one black eye and ten long arms, sailing on a sea of blood." He's the greatest danger in his visions.
Devout Drowned God priest Aeron Damphair, thoroughly defeated by his childhood abuser, the blasphemer Euron, is desperate enough to try to do... something. He's a confirmed TWOW POV character. The Drowned God seems very likely to be related to whatever it is that created the Deep Ones hybrids.
Unbeknownst to all, Patchface has made successful prophecies, which means that his drowning made him a mad sea prophet – something like a Drowned God avatar.
Melisandre has presaged that he's dangerous. Melisandre's visions about towers and sea (why "towers" plural, though? Pyke?)
>• […] the towers by the sea, crumbling as the dark tide came sweeping over them, rising from the depths.
>• If it comes, that attack will be no more than a diversion. I saw towers by the sea, submerged beneath a black and bloody tide. That is where the heaviest blow will fall.
And Jaime's dream about the watery depths:
>• Below the earth his doom awaited, he knew with the certainty of dream; something dark and terrible lurked there, something that wanted him. Beware the water, he told himself. There may be creatures living in it, hidden deeps...
>• “Tell me, Jaime. What lives here? What lives in the darkness?” “Doom.” No bear, he knew. No lion. “Only doom.”
>>71608921
This
>>71608616
stark name revoked now he's lord kar.
>>71609628
Because he has become reddit the character.
>>71609628
>unironically liking le witty reddit imp: the character
:^)
>>71609741
>>71609746
Jon Snow's not reddit? He's discussed all the time here.
>>71609490
More like Cat and Ned 2.0.
An honorable dude who had shit and a life thrust upon him, with his bitch wife, she'll just be a bit smarter thanks to Littlefinger
>>71608811
Iron Islands was one of the most fun games for me.
>>71608616
Killed when Ramsay fired into his cavalry
>>71609457
>>71609681
>>71609727
Also, read through this guy's tumblr tag.
http://poorquentyn.tumblr.com/tagged/eldritch+apocalypse
He's been analysing and speculating on Oldtown for far longer than anyone else, even before the Aeron chapter was released at Balticon.
>>71609795
Stannous is reddit. Reddit loves Stannous memes.
>>71609529
i dont understand
bran = howland reed?
>>71609837
Stannis isn't even alive and he's discissed more here than Tyrion.
Hobbit/LOTR/Tolkien > most good fiction > Discworld > Harry Potter > Witcher > ASOIAF > Narnia
>>71608811
cant bring myself to play anything but stan
>>71609492
maybe his father was impressed he had the balls to do it
>>71609727
Thank you for this summary but I guess the reason I cant wrap my head around any of this is that I just dont understand how this fits into anything. This seems like a completely separate universe altogether. I just dont understand what Euron and the Maesters and the Drowned God have to do with anything else going on in ASOIAF.
>>71609829
I will have a look, thank you
>>71609917
Eragon > all works of fiction
>>71609623
life is suffering anon, all we can do is watch it slip through our fingers
>>71609917
Captain Underpants > ASOIAF
>>71608811
Hey I've been trying to run the CK2 mod but it always crashes when I finish making my dude.
>>71609917
You're underrating ASOIAF 2bh. GoT is dumbed down, but ASOIAF is a pretty good fantasy series.
I'd go;
Tolkien> ASOIAF=Discworld=Wheel of Time > The Dark Tower > most good fantasy > Witcher > Harry Potter=Narnia
>>71609963
saw the derpy dragon on the cover and noped
![EragonPB[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/63eOcZd.jpg "EragonPB[1].jpg")
>>71610011
fuck you say?
>>71609987
>The Dark Tower and Wheel of Time better than most good fantasy
LMAO
>>71609829
NO WOMEN AND CHILDREN
>>71609917
real literature > shit > genre fiction > video games
>>71610051
He should read more of the most good fantasy.
>>71609950
Well, essentially, ASOIAF isn't just about Ice and Fire.
Jojen and Meera's elemental oath to Bran Stark goes like this:
>"I swear it by earth and water." — Jojen
>"I swear it by bronze and iron." — Meera
>"We swear it by ice and fire." — Both
Ice and fire, relates to the story of dragons, R'hllor, Bloodraven, Bran, Jon, and the Others. But it also relates to Robert Frost's poem, ice and fire, which is an anti-war poem. That will be the final piece of the series, a commentary on the tragedy of war and a hope for peace. This all takes place, I would imagine, in the Northern storyline.
The Southern storyline, is about something different. Oldtown is where a lot of the southern storylines seem to be spilling into, and the south is about political intrigue and magic and eldritch horror all converging. Oldtown is so full of Chekhov's Magical Guns, that it's going to bubble up and spill over with what happens.
Oldtown might even become the Second Doom, since Euron is such a Valyriaboo. It's going to be mad what happens there. Essentially, it just makes the world of ASOIAF more exciting, more of a loud symphony. This is the penultimate part of the saga. I believe this refers to the "earth and water" part of the oath.
What's "bronze and iron"? Probably the Dance of Dragons, which involves Aegon, Dorne, Daenerys, the Tyrells, and the Lannisters. Which is about history and war.
>>71610134
rather play bejeweled than watch got at this point desu
>>71610134
Tom Clancy is pure paperkino
>>71610134
what did he mean by this?
>>71609829
That's not the kind of shipping I expect from tumblr
>>71610011
find me higher test dragon-kino anon i dare you, i fucking dare you pussy
bask in the grace and ferocity the poster alone instills in your soul
this thread is now an enternal /eragon/ general, kids gotta learn about true high fantasy dragon art
>>71610264
/lit/ > /tv/ > /v/
>>71610193
No main character is more associated with fire than Dany though, that would be a little strange.
I'm feeling like this guy is Preston-Jacobs-tier in how much he reads too deeply into things.
>>71610309
in truth, it's /lit/=/tv/=/v/
they're just different types of shitposting.
>>71610295
looks like a fag tbqh famalamadonger
>>71610193
So, is Oldtown completely separate from whatever is going on with the whitewalkers or is there some theory about how this all ties together? Is Euron's story related to the Three Eyed Raven in some way?
>>71610333
>/lit/=/tv/=/v/
LOL no
/lit/ has some of the highest quality discussion on the entire website
/tv/ and /v/ are garbage boards with 0 redeeming qualities
danny and jon are invincible. pure plotarmor until the end of the series
called jon coming back litearlly 2 seconds after he died on screen
I miss Tywin
He would reign in the mess his children have made
>>71610368
Euron is going to blow the Horn of Winter from atop of Hightower and bring down the Wall.
>>71610327
All of this with oldtown feels so convoluted and out of nowhere and I cant possibly imagine how this fits in anywhere in the main story. Trying to understand it makes me feel very dumb.
>S7, writing it right now.
Nothing could possibly go wrong.
>>71608586
Why are the North such fairweather faggots?
>>71610400
just to watch the world burn? (freeze?)
>>71610368
>Is Euron's story related to the Three Eyed Raven in some way?
Yes, it's heavily hinted that Euron is an ex-apprentice of Bloodraven, similar to what Bran is now. Euron went rogue and is using his knowledge and skills for villainy.
>>71610438
He wants to fuck an Other like the Night's King did.
I know Sophie from a mutual friend who went to school with her when his family lived in England. They're really close so I've met her like a dozen times. I've gathered a few things from this.
1. She's taller than all of you say
2. She is always in heels and really into her height
I'm 5-6 so I knew she would be taller than me, but I didn't expect her to need to bend over and put her ear by my head when I spoke, that's for sure. She is taller than my girlfriend who is 5-9, although she was in huge heels and my girlfriend was barefoot when I saw them together. Still, Sophie made me not want to get up and meet her after she commented on how her heels made her feel big with smaller girls to a 5-9 girls. But in her defense they were like 5 inch heels on a probably 6-0 girl.
I did however get up and received from laughter from my girlfriend and Sophie and my friend who is her friend. She was like a foot taller than me in those heels and kept commenting on it all day and then the next day when we went to a restaurant she made me compare heights with her so the waiter could see. She is really really into being tall for some reason.
>>71610400
I thought none of the supposed magical horns were legitimate
>>71610400
That's too much magic for GoT desu.
Did Aemon Targaryen know about Jon's lineage when they spoke?
>>71610438
Euron wants to become the new Night's King. He wants to wed an Other and rule as a God. He sees the world 24/7 in distorted trippy visions because of his addiction to Shade of the Evening, and has massive delusions of grandeur.
>>71610445
Euron has access to the weirnet then?
>>71610431
Fucking kek, top one anon
Why hasn't anyone killed book Euron? He is a literal mad man
>>71610478WHEN
>>71610508
Seems like it if you go back and rewatch it.
>>71610491
Dragonbinder is legitimate. The horn that Jon sent south with Sam was the Horn of Winter.
Got vertical time?
Got vertical time
>>71610507
The point of ASOIAF is that it's meant to start with hardly any magic, and then bubble with more magic and then boil over the top with magic by the end.
We've only ever seen magic used by good, benevolent or well-intentioned characters so far (Bran, Daenerys, arguably Melisandre), Euron will be the first villainous character to utillise a fuckload of magic and he'll try to hijack the story into making himself it's villain.
>>71610530
Because book Euron is also extremely intelligent and charismatic despite his madness
>>71610397
But Dany said Tywin is an evil man who made the mess Sansa/Dany/Yara now have to fix. Kings made the War, Queens will end it ;)
>>71610436
Cause they've been ravaged by war and lost a lot of men already.
Joining with the Starks meant war against the Boltons and inevitably a large one against the Crown cause no way would the Crown be okay with Starks back in power in the North.
>>71610478
>whispers
when you going to kill youself
>>71610571
>book Euron is also extremely intelligent and charismatic
>>71608616
He got killed.
>>71609829
Euron is vastly outnumbered.
Dany can take him even without her dragons.
>>71610295
>>71610049
>>71609963
I fucking love the way they kill off Galbatorix.
After spending years reading all the books (Taking my time between other literature) i actually shed tears knowing the journey was over, and it indeed had a happy ending.
>>71610400
>>71610563
>he thinks the Horn of Winter is real
>he probably even thinks the Night's King was real
Yes, keep believing septon lies
>The oldest histories we have were written after the Andals came to Westeros. The First Men only left us runes on rocks, so everything we know about the Age of Heroes and the Dawn Age and the Long Night comes from accounts set down by septons thousands of years later. There are archmaesters at the Citadel who question all of it. Those old histories are full of kings who reigned for a hundred years, and knights riding around a thousand years before there were knights.[
>>71610591
>his disfigurement invalidates his ability
>>71610600
>Euron is vastly outnumbered.
>Dany can take him even without her dragons.
GET OUT!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>71608713
A tripfag being booty-blasted a gay redhead, with a husbando no less, is a boring character...
I am shocked, just absolutely floored.
>>71610636
Thinking the Wall isn't coming down is so stupid it defies imagination.
>>71610430
Yeah. I'm not sure there's even time for this shit if there's only 13 episodes left. It also seems a bit too high-fantasy for GRRM. Not that I don't expect more high fantasy at the end of the story, but that just sounds like a magical apocalypse consumes all plotlines.
I know that many people think the politics just serves as a distraction while "the real enemy" attacks, but I think the politics are really central to the story. I'd be really fucking disappointed if the endgame was just "heroes fight krakens and ice demons". Personally I'd really rather prefer the magical shit off before sorting out the political politics, but that's just me. I want my Battle of Bosworth Field and union of warring houses AFTER the White Walkers are defeated. I know it's unlikely though.
>>71610600
I don't know how he's going to do it in the show (wildfire?)
But Dany and Euron won't be battling until a long while into The Winds of Winter. By then, Oldtown will be totally Euron's city, it might even be covered in darkness and the seas will be blood red due to his sacrifices. He very likely could summon the Deep Ones as his army or a kraken.
I mean, in The Winds of Winter his first challenge is the Redwyne Fleet heading his way. And even though the Redwynes have a larger fleet with stronger ships, it's almost guaranteed Euron is going to use magic. The Redwynes are fucked.
>>71610655
he's not boring he's just depressed cuz no rhaegar bf
can you blame him?
>>71610663
Who said it's not coming down?
Just saying the Horn is bullshit.
>>71610676
jesus christ how horrifying
>>71610647
>>71610569
>The point of ASOIAF is that it's meant to start with hardly any magic, and then bubble with more magic and then boil over the top with magic by the end.
We saw the others, wargs and dragons since the start of the series. I don't think the magic has really increased that much.
>>71610691
>The Wall is coming down
>But not in the foreshadowed, established way, because only bad writers do that
So how do you think it's coming down Preston? A left over nuclear bomb?
rip in requiescat shireen ;_;7
>>71608812
You just KNOW
Euron is going to beat the shit out of Sam and make him his personal thrall isn't he?
Aeron likely isn't living much longer so Samwell is probably going to be the PoV for Euron in Oldtown.
fuck lads, i'm scared for ser piggy
what did varys balls say to him
>its just a prank bro get me out!
>>71610746
it hasn't increased but it has been looming in the background a bit and we only see glimpses of it throughout the series
but the series has really been geared toward a big finale with all the magic/fantasy elements coming together and fucking everything up, and anyone who uses "WAHHH IT'S NOT REALISTIC ANYMORE" as a complaint is retarded
>>71610615
It was a ruse to pick out the plebians!
no one cares about Eragon and you just admitted to reading inferior fantasy!
everyone point and laugh at this faggot, and may a deep shame fall upon his family for many generations to come
>>71610765
kek
>>71610478
this is the least interesting thing i've ever read in my life
and google says she's really short. dno wtf you're talking about. you're a manlet cuck that needs to kill himself
so based on the fact that Eurons probably an ex-apprentice of BR, is called Crows Eye, and somehow knows dany has dragons, this means he is like the villainous opposite of bran with access to the weirnet, no? am I being stupid?
if this is the case though why has the show been writing him as just another buffoon sure to get killed by dany smugfacing him and shouting dracarys
>>71610765
I'm Preston for pointing out a studious character calling bullshit on any of the stories from the Age of Heroes including the Horn of Winter?
Fuck off retard
Why do people like Jon?
>Euron and Dany are so fucking crazy that they'll probably end up burning the library of Oldtown to the ground
this is the Library of Alexandria all over again
all that knowledge... lost forever
>>71610871
how else is it theorized that the wall will fall?
Assuming Deus ex Markina is a d&d invention
>>71610871
>on any of the stories from the Age of Heroes
You heard it here first folks, the Others don't actually exist! Because they're a story from the Age of Heroes, and that quote totally means everything about the stories is 100% made up.
>>71610887
he has a small pecker like me
>>71610746
>I don't think the magic has really increased that much.
Plot-wise "magic" is irrelevant at the start of the series. Although we know the White Walkers and their zombies exist because of the first prologue, no-one else does - the Night's Watch is only concerned that Mance Rayder is uniting the Wildlings to overrun The Wall
And from then on "magic" makes greater and greater appearances (dragons, House of the Undying, shadow assassins, resurrecting Dondarrion etc)
>>71610868
>if this is the case though why has the show been writing him as just another buffoon sure to get killed by dany smugfacing him and shouting dracarys
I don't think D&D have read A Feast for Crows in ages, so they probably forgot all about Euron's foreshadowing.
Now that they've probably read The Winds of Winter chapter involving him, I can see D&D doing a total 180 on his character realising he's a lot more important than they thought he was.
I think we all know there's only one suitor who could satisfy the dragon queen.
>>71610930
so did he give brienne a tumble in the bumble?
>>71610887
idk i've never really cared much for jon in either the show or the books
he's always been one of the dullest characters there is and i feel like sometimes i force myself into thinking i like him when i really don't, i just like his storyline not the actual character
>>71610854
Just what?
>>71610950
Absolutely, though his knightly code restricts him from speaking of it.
A true man.
>>71610887
I find him really boring and predictable in a world of a lot of interesting characters whos stories are much more open to speculation and theorizing
jon is just... there, kind of. we all know where his story is going and its really cliche and boring.
>>71610684
I just wanted a (You), and knew that attention whore that you are, I could make you dance like a puppet; I knew replying to you would get me that (You).
Now, will I get a second (You)? Which will win, puppet, your narcissism, or sense?
And you forget that Rhaegar got absolutely hammered when he tried to go shot-for-shot with Bobby B.
Daily Reminder
ASOIAF is science fiction
Others are mutant humans
Robin is jesus
R + L = D
Everyone'ss dreams are glass candledAnyone have that not-a-blog post where gurm called preston annoying?
a greek always pays his debnts
>>71610972
so that's why they didn't teleport into the battle
>>71610918
The house of the undying was just allucinations and the faceless men aren't very magical.
Resurrection is the only thing that can only be explained.
>>71610868
because they know how the books will end
Euron will probably get BTFO one way or the other so they might as well write him as a total retard to win feminist points from the normies
This thread made me interested in the Euron and oldtown stuff for the first time ever thank you family
>>71611000
>I just wanted a (You), and knew that attention whore that you are, I could make you dance like a puppet; I knew replying to you would get me that (You).
>Now, will I get a second (You)? Which will win, puppet, your narcissism, or sense?
>>71610913
You heard it here first folks, Garth Greenhand existed. Let's all pray for Garth to come fuck our wives so we can raise our wives' sons and daughters.
Pray with me.
And maybe, just maybe, if we're really good, we can hook up with some of the sea and ocean gods' daughters and get some ice spiders to ride.
>>71610868
>access to the weirnet
>>71610524
>Euron has access to the weirnet then?
I'm not sure. As far as I know, Euron was only visited by Bloodraven in his dreams as a child, similar to Bran in Book 1-3. Euron never ventured Beyond the Wall.
So I think he can't see things as well as Bran can, but he knows of the powers to enter people's dreams. He's learned how to do this slightly, since he can enter the visions of Moqorro, and he can enter the dreams of Daenerys and Aeron.
But what I think what Euron really wants more than anything, are the Glass Candles. The Palantir of ASOIAF, they give superior foresight into far distances, and communication to people far away, telepathically. I think he either wants to contact Bloodraven, or the Others themselves.
>>71611036
Then whats the point of including him at all now that they've taken out the dragonbinder stuff and he probably wont have anything to do with the wall collapse
reeeee i am still so confused
>>71608621
>yfw cercie reinstates trial by combat
>>71610819
Sam has the Horn of Joramun
hopefully based Qyburn is made archmaester by Euron
>>71611021
>Faceless Men changing faces with a gesture
>not very magical
???
Also
>shadow babies
>warging
>greensight
I mean it's not Dungeons and Dragons-tier "Sam learns to throw fireballs from Marwyn", but I'd say it's still getting increasing "magical"
Euron may well have all sorts of crazy magic shit like controlling storms and summoning a kraken, but that stops there. I do not buy into the idea of him being allied with the white walkers or contacting the Three Eyed Raven. That shit is dumb. Euron isn't omniscient and omnipotent, and that's how these theories make him sound.
>>71611044
It's shaping up to be one of TWoW's most interesting arcs desu
The faceless man in Oldtown was probably sent there by him
>>71611090
First of all, IDIOT, I'm not saying every story is true. YOU on the other hand, directly JUST said all the stories are false, when in fact we KNOW that is wrong.
Second, if you don't think ice spiders are showing up there's no point in continuing this conversation. But you're already such a fucking idiot you apparently think Sam has a mysterious horn for no reason so I don't know why I bothered so far.
>>71611157
I would just like to believe he has something to do with the 3ER because otherwise this kraken nonsense and even Euron himself seems incredibly extraneous and random...
>>71611189
>TWoW
>ever being released
>>71611215
>>71611157
>being allied with the white walkers
He isn't allied, but he wants an alliance. He knows they exist because of this dream training by Bloodraven.
>or contacting the Three Eyed Raven
Euron is legit doing this. There are so many hints that Bloodraven and Euron are associated with each other. Crow symbolism, Eye symbolism, interest in the arcane,
and this nifty quote:
>“When I was a boy, I dreamt that I could fly,” he announced. “When I woke, I couldn’t…or so the maester said. But what if he lied?”
>>71611215
it will probably be released before season 7
>The Queen of Thorns
>The Lady of Winterfell
>The Mother of Dragons
>The Ironborn Queen
>The Snakes of Dorne
Are these the major contenders of the next season?
Is there a skip button?
>>71611215
twow will make it to stores eventually
it's ados I'm worried about
>>71611203
Euron traveled the world in a time where nobody else has and came back with all sorts of mysterious artefacts and bits of knowledge, GRRM ain't got splain sheeit
Holy shit I forgot Viserion is supposed to be white. Could Germ make it any more obvious?
>>71608711
>>71608755
Be honest /tv/, how many of you can do better?
>>71611242
>it will probably be released before season 7
if you seriously think this then i don't know what to tell you m8
Redpill me on Prince Rhaegar
>>71611279
yeah I can make it anime style my man
>>71611244
King Jon Snow
King Euron Greyjoy - dies in season 7, but lives into final book
Queen Yara Greyjoy - dies in season 7 and TWOW
Night King
Queen Cersei Lannister (but Qyburn is the one running the kingdom)
Queen Daenarys Targaryen
>>71611097
>Glass Candles
sorry for my showfaggotry, but every time I've hear people talk about Glass Candles it sounded more like a meme theory. is it a legit thing or what
>>71611215
I hope Podrick survives 2bh
>>71611190
Wow, one aspect from the stories is true, must mean the Horn is too even though the stories of it just have it waking giants and say that Joramun blew it once already after the Wall was built.
And a horn that Sam found buried somewhere the Night's Watch have probably been going to for thousands of years must definitely be that horn, not a red herring or anything.
>actually believing in ice spiders
Top kek
