What do you think he does all day?
>>71606171
Writing, duh. He works hard. Genius takes effort
GRRMs daily schedule:
Eat
Sleep
Shit
Eat
Sleep
Shit
>>71606214
>>71606171
Eats and watches ESPN.
>>71606171
Big Booty Black Bitches
>>71606171
Anything but write.
What do you think he jerks off to?
>>71606547
I can't even imagine the shit this guys into.
>>71606171
Sucks weiners.
>>71606718
What if it's just like really vanilla? Like he's got two issues of Jugs and a crumpled Playboy from the 80s and that's it.
Old fag here. Met him in 1975, while taking an SF writing course from Joe Haldeman. Good guy, in spite of his liberal lean.
throws a super Super Bowl party.
REMINDER: The average lifespan of someone born in 1948 is 64 years.
REMINDER: Obesity slashes around 4-8 years of your life
REMINDER: GRRMs death is 7 years overdue
REMINDER: WINDS will be the last book
>>71607202
>Joe Haldeman
Was that at the IWW? How was it?
>>71606171
I'm pretty sure he's at some con right now doing shit as always.
Aside from that, he likes to waste time writing useless things on his blog no one gives a damn about. I wish I had that webm of him playing with bubbles and a radio controlled car.
to think I used to defend the guy before AFFC came out.
>>71606171
Wait for death.
>>71607693
>I wish I had that webm of him playing with bubbles and a radio controlled car.
You know that's not real, right? It was an actor for one of the late night talk shows
"ASOIAF will die with me" - GRRM
Why is he so fucking selfish?
>>71608320
he didn't say that... did he?
>>71608374
Oh he did alright. That fat old egotistical prick has told his wife to burn all of his manuscripts when he dies. Perish the thought anyone finish his pet project that he refuses to fucking work on.
>>71606718
>http://www.therobotsvoice.com/2011/11/10_things_you_should_know_before_reading_george_rr.php
>4) There is A Lot of Sex and Violence, and Most of it is Pretty Fucked Up, You Don’t Even Know
Time to address the body-fluid soaked elephant in the room (ew): Yes, these books are somewhat notorious for how graphic they are, although personally I respond not to the subject matter as much as the quality of writing about said subject matter (how many times are you going to use the word “mons”, Melinda Snodgrass, seriously?) But rest assured that throughout the course of the series there is indeed all sorts of sordid phantasmagorical events: centaur sex, mutant rape, guttings, a woman who kills people with her vagina, dismemberments, butt sex with dead people, and what I can only describe as the most horrifying blowjob scene I have ever read outside of FFF. I shudder to even remember it.
>>71606231
aren't we all like that?
legend has it that GRRM is the world's best Dungeon Master (i'm not making this up) and he conducts D&D games. The participants supposedly bet on the results of these games.
I honestly don't know how you play D&D for money
>>71606171
Well if he's me watch trap porn and shitpost
