>I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, battyboy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant; I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I’m fucked. I suck and I’m sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life.
What did he mean by this?
>>71605270
Looks like Alan Cumming (who is actually gay).
Dr Pavel, I'm queer. I'm gay.
>>71605270
I wish writers would stop being so oblique with their scripts
>>71605270
>Because I'm CIA. I'm Central. I'm Intelligence. I'm Agency. I'm a manlet, I'm a babylegs. I'm a shorty, beltyboy, aircraft autist, inquirer, I'm baned. I'm that arsetta bandit. I call Ittin. I'm a cargo pants arsed, hookedbelting, shitcuffing, mask puller. I grab the prize with Maimen. I power stand at the other side of the plane. I am Moses in the parting of the hooded dudes. I crash and I am crashed. I ask and I'm punched, I shoot them and throw them and every single hired gun's had the fucking worst flight of his life. And I'm Not, a hothead. if there's one big bastard in this flight plan, it's this large firestarter here. So congratulations, Bane. You got yourself caught.
dr. pavel,i'm wee guy eh?
>>71605270
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIGay.
>>71605328
a person with the last name cumming is probably gay.
>>71607184
>that subtle shift in facial expression
What did he mean by this?
>>71607127
Nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlqGvf4dYNY
Alright, which one of you was this?
>Ladies, I'm seeyiyay"
>I know you may or may not be alone, but I do hope if I meet you you'll have a lotta loyalty for a potential girlfriend. I'll have you know I'm a big guy aviation enthusiast and so I like to use such metaphors to explain my goals and life.
>The flight plan I filed for love lists me, my career, and my ambitions, but only one of you. First one to date, gets to stay on my aircraft. I am a big lover of flight and travel often, in fact I have my own aircraft and men and a private airfield. If you want to join me then I'll make sure to get you aboard and call it in.
>I sincerely hope that getting hitched is part of your plan and you will not try to crash the relationship with no survivors. I'm serious and do not want people who didn't fly so good in the past to get involved with me.
>No gold diggers, I do not want someone to try to grab my prize, least of all mercenaries wearing a mask to hide their big intentions. I aspire to get to my location in life and, if you join me, I'll congratulate you for following through with my master plan.
>I like films and film scores, and especially the Batman franchise by the great and very real human bean Christopher Nolan. Bravo, truly his flawless writing is an inspiration to us all. The best film in the series is The Dark Knight Rises, and anyone who says the Joker is a better villain than Bane is surely a small guy.
>In addition I like to practice my marksmanship and acquire funds to further my flight plan.
>For our first date, you don't get to bring friends.
>You can roll up to my private flying field in a jeep, and I'll make sure to introduce myself. I kinda have a thing for Russian girls with STEM degrees but I'm sure we can make do if you're not. Then I'll let you board my plane and we can take off.
>Hopefully you'll be a big girl and be able to relax in the cabin with me while my friend the pilot takes us along the trajectory.
>>71608494
that's what we call an aptronym anon. It means his name is amusingly appropriate considering his occupation/what he does.
a disaptronym is for when their name is amusingly inappropriate
>>71608691
He wants a strong but submissive non-negrofucking Slavic wife-material that wont dump his pathetic self at first chance of citizenship. Gould luck, fella.
