Are all humans in DC universum autistic? Since they clearly have troubles with facial recognition.
>>71605175
it's called bad writing and horrible characters.
Perry does find out
>>71605175
lex luthor is like steve jobs in this universe?
so his getting arrested for terrorism is on page 4A, huh
So if superman were to come back (big if), would it be impossible for there to a be Clark Kent?
>>71605313
yes, Clark Kent is officially dead
>>71605175
Holy shit is this real? This is something you'd see in Superfriends or those horrible comics from the '40s. Timm/Dini would never even do this in their cartoon.
>>71605175
>tfw a rubber mask fooled everyone into thinking a manlet like Zemo was actually muh Bucky
>>71605175
That's just some reporter wtf is wrong with you?
>>71605175
>thinking Superman is some gonna dress up as some nerd in glasses
look at this pleb
>>71605281
that's the point
Clark and Perry have a conversation where Clark emphasizes the importance of choosing to publish the stories that matter.
Superman's death gets first page coverage and Lex's arrest and Clark's death (whose identity is hinted at being discovered by Perry in the chopper scene) are buried in the back.
Easy.
Is capeshit really too smart for you?
Whole death thing is pretty stupid since no one fell for it one second. Could've at least keep him dead till the sequel.
>>71605397
you pulled that out of your ass. stop defending Goyer.
so when superman gets revived how are they going to explain clark kent also coming back?
>>71605175
>Snyder completely changes Superman's personality, turning him into a Manhattan clone
>BUT WE GOTTA HAVE THE GLASSES CUZ THATS HOW THEY DO IT IN DA COMICS
>>71605348
how?
don't see a problem with it
It definitely requires suspension of disbelief. While it's a decent disguise, at some point someone would go "Wow Clark, you kind of look like Superman. Clark come over here and stand next to this picture of Superman, take your glasses off. Look at the similar-" and then everyone would know.
>>71605515
his twin brother, Mark
Why was body in Clarks casket? What was in Supermans casket? Wouldnt the opposite be easier and more logical? - Martha and Lois knew his identity - the casket could be empty. This fucking flick makes no sense.
>>71605525
>Manhattan clone
are you serious? could you elaborate where are they similar?
>>71605175
>they clearly have troubles with facial recognition.
Yep. Mark Wahlberg and Brad Pitt tried to disguise themselves as chinks but they still got spotted.
>>71605175
Snyder really missed the mark on Clark Kent. It defies logic that nobody could piece it together, the way he acted in public.
The worst was when "Clark Kent" and "Bruce Wayne" interacted.
Why is Clark even on the front page of the paper? He's a nobody, just a random journalist and one of the many people who died in that battle.
>>71605397
I always feel like BvS fans are making the movie more smart then it is.
I think Lex got 4th page because that's where Clark Kent was, and they wanted them to share the page, for obvious reasons of dayman vs nightman.
Not because Lex was unworthy, but that Kent was. Also LEx had to tie into supermansdeath, how was this like the 4th page in.
how much did they have to talk about sdupermna, the battle, and the obvious connection to the kryptonian scout ship.
DOESN'T MATTER.
This capeshit is really too "smrt" for me.
>>71605578
What about all the people who look like celebrities in real life?
>>71605711
>front page
>>71605397
I feel like if Mark Zuckerberg were arrested for blowing up Congress, it would be pretty big news.
Maybe that's just me
>>71605659
To be fair, whenever Mark Wahlberg walked past a mirror he screamed "VIETNAM FUCKING SHIT"
>>71605633
>What was in Supermans casket
Nothing, why would the publicly bury an aliens body you fucking idiot marveldrone?
>>71605451
>confirmed retarded
there's a reason why half the movie Perry's asking where Clark is.
If you can't follow this basic plot point this conversation is over.
You sound like another assblasted fanboy to be frank.
>>71605819
So what did the officials/CIA/Men in Black/whatever did with body of dead demigod? GAVE IT BACK TO MARTHA KENT?!
>>71605635
Were you not paying attention? Or are you just being purposefully obtuse. The entire movie was a vessel to rehash the same themes from Watchmen, only with different characters this time around.
http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2016/03/21/zack-snyder-on-how-batman-v-superman-is-like-watchmen/
>>71605833
Do you get upset when people disagree with you about movies?
You shoudn't. Your opinion is intrinsic and nobody is going to invalidate it.
>>71605819
Wouldnt the government be a little suspicious when Bruce says "hey im taking the body, deal with it lol"
>>71605893
Still their personalities are nothing alike, looks like you're being obtuse.
There's a point to be made about the isolation that those powers entail, either way. Don't see how you have a problem with that.
>>71605867
No, batman and wonderwomen took the bodies.
No one outside of them and lex know that clark was superman, so it was just the burial of a reporter.
Fucking idiot, you probably complained about the movie being terrible because it was confoosing
>>71605960
>Do you get upset when people disagree with you about movies?
no, what's your point?
>>71606033
but you're lying because you're clearly upset.
>>71605977
They wouldn't know. You could argue that the gov't could see the fight with their cameras, but it's fucking batman. If he can do anything, he can at least hide a damn body
>>71606033
Well, you're implying that he's retarded because he disagrees with you about movies.
It sure sounds like you're getting upset
>>71606100
he is retarded though
>>71605735
Yeah, but he looks exactly like superman. It's the big thing they could have addressed in any number of ways. I mean he works at the newspaper that look at photos of him all day long.
The human mind had a 98% chance of facial recognition. At the very least it would trigger something int eh brain, on one part or another.
that is the psychology of it, and Kent isn't some weakening nerd... that dude makes morpheus looks fat and lazy.
>>71606150
Go to bed Goyer, your script was dogshit.
Those sneaky sneaky glasses. How can masks even compete???
>>71606162
If you have this problem, take it up with the creators of superman themselves you insufferable faggot whiner.
>>71606027
There were 2 burials you dumbfuck. One - Clarks with folks from Smallville and 2nd one - Supermans with fucking jets, marines and 1000's of people. Dont tell me NOBODY checked Sups casket, NOPE, nobody... LETS MAKE A HUGE FUCKING FUNERAL FOR EMPTY CASKET GUYS!
>>71606162
That's how Superman rolls
>>71605893
>http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2016/03/21/zack-snyder-on-how-batman-v-superman-is-like-watchmen/
this explains kent Erectial Dysfunction.
I've been reading that newspaper and its copy-pasting the same paragraphs over and over.
>>71606217
Yeah, well I think their budget was a bit bigger then the 75 cents a day that they were being paid.
hundreds of million dollar budget, and the best we get is Snyder gets his tendies and licorice whips? You know his budget for licorice on set is probably the sum total the creators for superman made for like 30 years.
>>71606259
YES, they do empty casket funerals all the damn time. For soldiers who are kia and blown to bits, or go missing. Is /tv/ your only connection to the outside world? I can't call you a dumbass if you've never heard of that before, but it's looking like a tough call at this point.
>>71605989
>There's a point to be made about the isolation that those powers entail
If you agree with me, then why are you being such a faggot about it?
>both nigh-omnipotent beings revered as Gods
>both feel disconnected from humanity
>both question if they can save everybody, why they should save everybody
>both put themselves into exile when they feel judged
>both feel connected to humanity through a relationship to a human woman
Its broad strokes sure, but its patently obvious what Snyder was trying to do. If you're going to keep denying it outright, there's no point in talking to you. Belligerence isn't conducive to conversation.
BVS always seem to draw out the autists who can't discuss the movie's flaws if their life depended on it.
>>71606385
So why didthe dirt lift off?
>>71606439
because Caville has 5 more pictures on his contract
>>71606439
Because the kent's had a full casket and the military had an empty one. Supes comes back to life.
>>71606402
because there are no flaws, you don't understand deeper symbolism, yuo autstic.
just kidding :D i know what you mean. it's called satire/trolling
>>71606384
The fuck are you talking about?
>>71606572
one is excusable the other isn't
>>71606611
Yeah lets scratch a classic story because we have more money now XD reddit gold pls?
>>71605175
To be fair Superman is balding, Clark Kent is not.
>>71606402
I'm glad BvS got the watchmen treatment.
>>71606641
well at the least, just get an actor that could have pulled that off from the start. I mean, that's what's called "ACTING" right?
you can get an "actor" to "pretend" to be a different "character" I don't know if I am using the right lingo for you.
It's but yeah, Zack Snyder's Superman is really original and refreshing take on the classic Watchmen story, as well as an interesting promotion of 5 other inter-connecitng movie series.
It will be interesting to see how much the wonderwoman movie will be just like Suckerpunch :D
>>71606802
DID YOU SEE THAT AQUAMAN MOMENT.
THE THEATER WAS JUST UP IN THEIR SEATS CHEERING! MARVEL SHOULD BE TAKING NOTES
>>71606802
>just like Suckerpunch
lmao the funny thing is youre most likely right.
But uh, every single superman film has had the same actor for clark, why is it a problem now? Because you have to be 'that guy' who ha sto point out a problem every time?
The ONLY reason casual fans like Superman is because of Christopher Reeve
He is the ONLY reason Superman is "good" because of his portrayal of Clark and Superman
This picture actually looks like 2 different people
>>71606884
not a different actor, but just a guy that could play chracters you know... that would have been what i would have looked for in superman more then just a guy with muscles.
literally anyone can be given muscles.
>>71606699
Why? we already had Watchmen
If Snyder was so intent on do The Dark Knight Returns, then he should have just done a straight adaptation, set in the future.
The script did a really poor job of mashing the up with Death of Superman, and all the hamfisted DCEU shit.
>>71606922
"casual"? I think you mean everyone in the world. That dude was based.
>>71606802
>>71606884
>It will be interesting to see how much the wonderwoman movie will be just like Suckerpunch :D
Snyder is not that involved in her movie and it was made when the movies were still supposed to be "serious and realistic"
If he was the director and it was already in this phase of "it has to be fun", it would absolutely be like Sucker Punch 2
There are some Snyder influence there though
>>71607029
Just like how Michael Bay only had his name attached to TMNT, WW will be shit because Snyders name is attached to it
Directors that only make crap, also work on crap
>>71606946
oh man, you can't talk to plebs about what story telling in films is. they think it's suppose to be this bad, they've never watched a movie with a good storyline. They're just MCUcks that want to rebel against mainstream or finally interested to a comicbookshit movie done differently.
It's not really criticism of the film as much as it is of the genre. These are the same people that cheered during the opening scene to The Dark Knight Rises.
It's never going to happen to see an intelligent look at BvS on /tv/ because of the trolls or actual retards.
>>71607029
Babydoll is Wonder Woman's granddaughter.
I feel like Snyder could be the new M Night Shyamalan, but focuses on trying to be like Michael Bay too much to fail that hard. Snyder does amazing Video Game movies, that's almost always been his goal I think. Which is weird, because I don't think he's played many games.
>>71606922
word
Superman is 2 roles, and he nailed them both. Reeve didn't let the glasses be the only difference between the two, he completely changed his personality, going from a mild-mannered, clumsy, forgettable reporter to the man of steel.
You'd actually believe that Reeve was playing 2 different characters. Caville's Clark Kent was such a meager disguise, it strains credibility that he was never picked out as Superman. Sad when the movie was striving for "realism"
>>71607078
>you can't talk to plebs about what story telling in films is
Is English your first language?
>>71605632
Ah yes, I see the resemblance in the hairline.
>>71606922
Also, it's a subtle detail but the hair parting on different sides is a nice touch too.
No one even imagines that Superman has a secret identity. Why would Superman go around playing pretend reporter for a dying institution?
>>71607062
Just because you dislike something, doesn't mean it's bad quality. Didn't they teach this school?
>>71607167
Agreed, here's a great example.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIaF0QKtY0c
Note how his entire body language and affect change, you really would think they were two different people if you met them, true kino.
>>71605333
not really
everyone in smallville knew he was Superman and could just say he went deep cover for a scoop
