>you will never attend a genuine hogwarts holiday feast
That's alright, I still get my traditional Roundy Gordy Baked in Shorty at a local place every year.
That's alright, I still get my traditional Roundy Gordy Baked in Shorty at a local place every year.
You know what I never understood about Harry Potter. The first movie/book go out of their way to show you that Harry is secretly rich. Yet he still has to stay with that horrible family every year.
>>71601909
>why doesn't this garbage childrens series not make sense
>>71601909
>>71601941
That is one of the things the books explain in detail repeatedly, Harry's mums sacrifice only protects him so long as he stays with his bitch aunt every now and then.
Its dumb as hell but was explained.
That's alright, I still get my traditional Roundy Gordy Baked in Shorty at a local place every year.
>>71601540
what sort of anti-fun bitch eats an apple when theres all those sweets in front of them?
>we'll take the lot
Did he really have to take all of it? Why couldn't he have gotten a reasonable amount for his friends?
>>71602622
It's a children's fantasy movie Senpai
>>71602622
Because he'd spent his life living in a fucking cupboard and being routinely abused only to suddenly find himself swimming in dosh.
There's not a single kid that age who would have done differently.
>>71602622
Subtle foreshadowing that Harry had Slytherin traits.
Good since I'd rather not be in one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>71601540
>you will never hear Dumbledor give points to Gryffindor as you and him say HOWEVER at the same time
Yes yes well feasted gryffindor
HOWEVER
>>71602828
Do you even know what that copy pasta means anymore?
>>71602418
lol i was gonna say something
bitch, there's fucking candy right in front of you. Ron and Fred have the right idea
>>71602622
>>71601540
too many white people desu
>>71602157
Yeah, in like, the last book. That doesn't count. Writers backpedaling and filling holes can't be trusted.
>>71602729
>being routinely abused
Nice fanfiction.
>>71606981
Are you dense or something?
>>71601540
>British food
>>71605086
>fuck off you gabby cunt i pay your salary
how much better would harry potter have been if the money and fame went to his head instantly and he was a shit most of the time
>>71605107
Better films than lord of the rings to boot
>>71607406
Much worse.
>>71606981
Verbal and mental abuse is still abuse, kid.
>go to hogwarts
>get bombed by ahmed
>>71607406
He'd have joined Slytherin and joined Voldemort (Big V) only to be stabbed in the back by Big V so he could regain all his lost power. Hermione Granger would be Big V's woman. The last 3 movies would be about Big V taking over the world.
