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DUDE CULTURAL PESSIMISM LMAO
Are you some kinda weenie
>>71598060
THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG
>>71598090
Maybe he's a GOOBAH
That AS teaser was pretty good tbhmyfamalamadingdong
DUDE JUNGIAN ARCHETYPES LMAO
>>71598060
An Anon falls in love with a faggot.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the OP's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the faggot, he only replies at him with smug anime girls. After some lurking, he finds out that the faggot he called is not the samefag he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the faggot's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, SHITPOSTING ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of MEMES.
Isn't that the dude responsible for the Orlando shooting?
>>71598130
LUH DIS CLORK
Nick > Charles > Sam
>>71598389
Charls > Nick > Sam
Sam and Nick are faggots meanwhile Charls drives a sweet lowrider and racks up headshots in CS:S every day
