ITT: Admit truths no one ever seems to admit
The Star Wars movies are corny as hell and lose all appeal after you turn like 13, but the Indiana Jones trilogy is badass and can be enjoyed at pretty much any age
>>71597872
hmm
no
the 2nd one is shit
only the first and third are good
>>71597931
>the 2nd one is shit
pleb opinion
>>71597872
I thought Indy was an enlightened professor who cared about natives. why then was he stealing their Golden God and destroying their entire culture?
Indy a shit.
>>71597964
It's not like they go in the deadly booby-trapped cave to see it.
>>71597872
star wars is shit regardless.
I cant stand star wars.
>>71597962
OKIE DOKIE DOCTA JONES HOLD ON TO YOUR POTATOES!
Indiana Jones is everything every true man strive to be.
>>71598087
only niggers hate short round
>>71597962
>screaming annoying woman, only put in this because Spielburger was banging it
>screeching annoying gook kid, only put in this because Spielburger was banging it.
>>71597872
Indian Jones is racist, sexist, uses guns, is a misogynist who objectives women. Why would anyone watch this filth?
>>71597964
Indy is a shit archelogist, and more of a pro treasuer hunter. I mean, all he seems to care are the valuable artifacts, while not giving a shit about the ancient historic sites those artifacts are located.
Plus, consider this:
Raiders: He loses the idol to Belloq, and while he returns with the Ark, the goverment covers up the discovery and he's got no credit for it.
Temple of Doom: The setup at the begininnig of the movie speaks very badly of Indy (he's basically working for a criminal), and he loses both the remains of a chinese emperor and the Peacock's Eye diamod. By the end of the movie he returns with nothing, having lost most of the Sankara stones and returning the last one to that village.
Last Crusade: His only real hit in the movies, Indy getting back the Coronado crucifix. By the end of the movie, he once again returns to civilization empty-handed.
Crystal Skull: Loses what he admits is the biggest discovery ever, and again, returns with nothing, only a wild story without any proof to back it.