Dactah Cahvey's easy shave BUDDAA
>are you tired of old people trying to mail a peanut better sandwich? I know I am
>visit STAHMPS DOT KOWM
Mode-Al? Mow-duhl?
>you are now aware than Bill charges $67k for a private gig
I can't respect him after he married an annoying banshee after all his talk about horrible women.
>>71587738
he still trashes women, sometimes in front of Nia
>>71587779
That changes nothing
club dubya
AAAAAAAHM JUST CHECKININON YAH
>>71587688
Nothing wrong with that.
>>71588402
there's a little wrong with it if you then come home to whine about evil rich people
>>71587779
yeah and immediately bends the knee to the Nia that eternally lives in his brain and goes "OHHH GOD IM SUCH A FUCKIN IDIOT"
>>71588437
He's not a liberal hippy cry baby.
His criticism of evil rich people are stupid rich people that use laws to fuck over the little guy and buy governments.
>ME UNDIES ME UNDIES
>NO MOAH SWEDDY BAWLS BUH-DO DOO DOO
>>71587553
Rip
DUDE IT'S FUCKIN BRUTAL
ZIP...
SO I WUZ TAWLKIN' TA JIM VERZI AND JOE BARTNIK AND...
>>71589798
............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................recruita
oh it is brutal remember roofing in july
SCIII AAAAA TI CAAA
SCIII AAAA TI CAAA UHH UHH UHH UGH UHHH
oh shit look who's back...it's me undies everybody!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEtD0p6BIic
>>71590772
Ba doop doop
>>71588437
That's a fee he has to set, or else some NEET faggot who has been saving up his disability bucks will hire him to preform in fron of his brain dead mom, who he's cashing her disability checks from, all alone in some roach infested hellhole in Jersey.
67k is a reasonable fee for a comedian as big as he is and it's private event and not something you can sell tickets to.
>>71590772
This great. I hope Bill has seen this.
>>71591262
Beyonce doesn't have a set fee, I wonder if she gets pestered by neckbeards offering her a gig for 500 bucks
>>71587553
bill burr doesn't have the best stand up (brian regan) but he might be the most naturally funny person on the planet
>>71588440
he literally says that after saying anything. Fuck off /pol/
>>71587688
yeah what's wrong with that? these older comedians didn't start last month. they've been laboring on material for years. why not eat the fruit?
>>71591356
bullshit
>>71593049
are you too stupid to check for yourself?
