What was his end game?
to get the beach
look at his facial expression, he was playing chris this entire time
fresh baked cookies
>>71576355
>I don't even want this cookie
FUCK YOU AND YOUR COOKIE
>>71576418
with no survivors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWawqTfa3vU&feature=youtu.be&t=38m37s
>>71576515
what is Walt Jr. doing on this show?
to live deliciously
the designated shitting beach
>>71576355
WAT? No Way.
>>71576355
Can I get you a glass of milk to go with your cookie?
>Sure
>mister please not so rough I'm a virgin
>shut up bitch, I know you want it hard
>mr please you're scaring me, you weren't like this online please mister
>shut the FUCK up
>*covers her mouth with one hand*
>>71576355
was getting caught part of his plan?
>>71576438
One of these days some freak is going to pretend to be a pedophile so they can mongle Granpa Chris' balls.
What? NO WAY! I'm in charge here!
>>71576355
WHAT
No way.
>>71576780
https://youtu.be/fgeUqodt8G0
>>71576355
Is this the cringeworthy man alive?
>>71576355
the man just wanted to get to the beach and decided that cookies were not part of his diet.
>>71576515
How is this shit legal? Hope he got a decent settlement out of this.
>>71577025
he did, 2 years, 10 months probation and he has to register as a sex offender.
sounds like a good settlement to me.
>>71577025
He waived his rights.
>>71577102
He had to waive his right, if he used his left hand he would have fallen over.
>>71578366
Kek
>>71578366
Best part was when Chris kicked his cane out from under him and told him sex is for normal people.
Came for the beach left cuz of the cookies
Saw a clip from an early edition of the show, before they used to get the cops involved on each sting and this guy was busted by Hansen and then the next day, they caught him again!
>>71581024
one of the goats
>Gets caught twice in two days
This guy had a disability, right?
>>71576355
Is this guy on youtube? Everyone on here posts him all the time but I never saw his segment.
>>71581192
Type 'to catch a predator michael willis' into youtube
>>71581234
Why is he constantly referenced on here? It's virtually the same as the other episodes except he doesn't drop his spaghetti and he leaves on his own accord. He still gets arrested though.
>you will never spend your adult life writing sweet nothings to broken, pathetic men on the internet in the hopes of humilating them on camera
This is sick.
>>71581521
Yeah, the decoys really know how to get sensual
>>71581644
>lorne_a_20014 (10/08/07 10:59:56 PM): when i'm moving my penis back and forth in you........ it feels good to you and hurts at the same time so you'll start going.............o...o.....o.ooo......o..o..o
o o o o o
>>71581164
Nah, second time he was clearly getting something to eat.
>>71581773
>lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 8:47:58 PM): you know who mr. penis g/f is, you walk with her between your legs everyday lol
>lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 8:57:25 PM): Kayla where's ms. vaginas best friend?
>lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 9:01:24 PM): who besides ms. vagina wants to touch mr. penis?;;)
>lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 9:05:40 PM): are you gonna give mr penis a big kiss when you see him?;;)
>lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 9:10:05 PM): mr penis is very happy:D
>lorne_a_20014 (10/17/07 9:13:21 PM): i think the same amount of time as you and mr. penis...........don't want to make your b/f or ms. vagina jealous;;)
>>71581164
he was a retard just like everyone else on the show
he was just the lowest of the low
>>71582008
>lorne_a_20014 (09/28/07 11:29:39 PM): i love you Mrs. Kayla Marie Armstrong@};- please think about me all night?
kayla_princess94 (09/28/07 11:29:50 PM): i will
kayla_princess94 (09/28/07 11:30:01 PM): i luv u 2 lorne lynn armstrong
>>71582084
Who will play Mr. and Mrs. Penis in the inevitable biopic?
>>71577091
I thought the judge said he had to do all 8 years?
>>71582218
Role of a lifetime for stone cold Steve e Austin and direction by Mr Bay
Did anyone else watch the documentary where Chris Hansen goes to Africa to confront Nigerian scammers IRL? I feel like I'm the only one who watched that.
>>71582008
>lorne_a_20014 (09/30/07 8:54:21 PM): i've been sitting here waiting for you all day
>>71577091
nah, he got 8 years. they found CP at his home too and he faced federal charges. i don't know how much time he actually served, but he was sentenced to something like 7-8 years.
>>71582495
I am a nigerian prince and I have proof these people are not scammers
send me a thousand dollars through paypal and I will ship it to you, along with 1 million dollars I'll be able to move out of the country with the money you sent me
>>71582543
8 years and supervised release for life.
>>71582495
What's it called?
>>71576515
8-chan must have been really upset that this happened to their admin.
Honestly this wasn't anyones first rodeo, do you think they had success before they were caught?
>>71576515
what's up with those accents
where are the good parts?
>>71583551
>8-chan must have been really upset that this happened to their admin.
wait what?
that guy was pedo centrals m00t?
>>71583715
he's joking
8ch's ex-admin is a midget with some kind of bone disease
>>71582169
tasty
