What was his endgame?
Get revenge on those who touched his penis.
>>71562814
A succulent chinese meal.
>>71562814
democracy
>>71562857
Knowing Judo well
>>71562814
to master judo
>>71563352
What happened to having the customers wash the dishes in the back to pay off their tab?
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DOUBLES!
>>71563463
are you waiting to receive my limp singles?
>>71563439
we don't all live in a popeye comic strip from the 30s
>>71563439
Legal problems.
Say you have the guy wash dishes and he slips and falls. Now he says to the judge "I wanted to leave but he made me wash dishes" and you've got to pay him.
>>71563396
https://youtu.be/1wp8KzI46X4
>>71563988
> the man was a chess Grandmaster
"checkma–"
*knocks over table* "DON'T TOUCH MY PENIS"
>>71562814
Which suitably bearing Australian thespian will portray him in the inevitable biopic
>>71563463
Hah, I see you know your singles well.
Are you waiting to receive my limp repeating digits?
>>71564274
*bearish
>>71564299
This is the bloke that got me on the doubles PEEPOLE!!
>>71564371
> get your hand off my pee pole
>>71564371